Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!
Chapter 60 "Cross Talk Rookie Contest" Preliminary Competition
Two days after the promotional photo was released, the preliminary round of the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" officially started.
The preliminary round of "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" is also the first competition after the audition, and it adopts the most common form of recording and broadcasting in entertainment programs.This is not only convenient for material selection, but also for post-editing.
There are a total of 46 groups of contestants in the preliminary round. Each group of actors can only perform on stage for 10 minutes, and then three judges will conduct a quick evaluation to determine whether they can enter the next round of competition.Generally speaking, this preliminary competition is more like an advanced version of the audition.
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On the day of the preliminary round, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang came to the Imperial TV station early in the morning.They're going to be here all day, and maybe late into the night, until the show is taped.
"You put on makeup in this dressing room, go inside and wait a while!"
The staff of the TV station took Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang to a dressing room, then turned around and left quickly, looking very busy.
The two of them didn't know that there were a lot of contestants in today's competition, and the dressing rooms of the TV station were already full. Besides, the director Xia Chunqiu had already started to do the final inspection in the studio hall, and all the staff of the program team were also very energetic. .
At this time, the dressing room is also a busy scene.The dressing table is already full of actors who will perform on stage for a while, and the makeup artists and stylists have also begun to apply make-up and make-up to these actors.
Several actors who had finished their makeup got up to change their costumes and gave up their seats to other actors waiting aside.After changing their clothes, these people have to go to the waiting area immediately.
Despite the crowds in the dressing room, Qin Yuejing still saw Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun who were sitting at the end waiting for makeup when they entered the dressing room.
Good guy, why did you get along again? Qiao Huayan was assigned to a dressing room!
How to say that sentence, 'I can always find you in the crowd! ', sounds pretty good, but when used on them, this fucking fate is simply evil!
Qiao Huayan seemed to have noticed Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang who entered the dressing room, but he turned his head away directly. He didn't want to see these two people at all now, so it's better not to be annoyed!
In fact, Qiao Huayan is not angry with Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang for robbing him of his fans now. What he hates now is that those two actually called him a eunuch. This fucking man can't bear it!Every time he thinks of that video now, he has the urge to strangle these two people to death!
Qin Yuejing raised her eyebrows, ah!Don't turn your face away!It's like we're rushing over here to find you!
Immediately, he rolled his eyes. Anyway, there are no makeup artists available now, so they have to wait? Why not just play for a while!Immediately, he hurriedly pulled Jiang Chengyang, and quickly walked towards Qiao Huayan.
Jiang Chengyang didn't know what his junior brother was going to do, and he was so funny in his heart.
When the two of them came to Qiao Huayan, Qin Yuejing spoke immediately, with a fake surprise in her tone: "Oh, isn't this Master Hua! You are my idol, you are the one who appeared in the cross talk business. No. [-] person, that is the glory of the cross talk world, as colleagues, we also have light on our faces!"
Qiao Huayan frowned, looked up at the two people in front of him, his eyes seemed to say, are you fake?are you crazy!
Han Haochun beside him couldn't hold back, and let out a burst of laughter, but after being punched by Qiao Huayan, he quickly shut his mouth.
"What's the matter with you?" Qiao Huayan just wanted to get rid of the two people in front of him quickly.
How could Qin Yuejing let him go so easily, she quickly said, "Master Hua, I'm your fan, can I take a photo with you?" Fearing that Qiao Huayan would refuse, he even winked at Qiao Huayan Blinking her eyes, she tried her best to look like a little girl nympho.
Jiang Chengyang on the side immediately took out his mobile phone cooperatively, as if as long as Qiao Huayan agreed, he could start taking pictures.But Han Haochun turned his face away and couldn't help laughing. This time, Qiao Huayan encountered a natural enemy!
Seeing Qin Yuejing's gaze, Qiao Huayan immediately got goosebumps all over his body, but then he narrowed his eyes.
Before? This person scolded himself for being so happy? Now he is still licking his face and taking a photo with him?Is there something wrong with the brain!
Wait, yes, why didn't he think that this guy in front of him did it on purpose!
Yes, it must be on purpose, is he waiting for himself to get angry, and then let the people around him have news to write about?
Thinking of this, Qiao Huayan glanced around, sure enough, all the people around were looking at them!
snort!How could I have fulfilled your wishes? !
Immediately, he raised the corners of his mouth, stood up generously, and replied, "Okay!"
Han Haochun also followed? Stand up.He was laughing just now, but if Qiao Huayan wanted to do something out of anger, he still had to stop him!
At this time, four handsome boys over 1.8 meters tall stood together 'talking and laughing', but for a while, a beautiful landscape appeared in the dressing room, and several young women were working? We talked in a low voice.
"Thank you so much!"
Qin Yuejing replied with a smile, gave her senior brother a look, then stepped forward? One step, came to Qiao Huayan's side, raised her hand, and hooked it directly on Qiao Huayan's neck. Before him? Dealing with the murderer's 'chokehold'!
Qiao Huayan only felt his neck tighten and his breath suffocated, then he quickly raised his hand and grabbed Qin Yuejing's arm around his neck, frowning and glaring at Qin Yuejing sideways: "Are you going to? Am I strangled to death!"
This guy is too insidious!By taking pictures, do it yourself!
"Ah, I'm sorry!" Qin Yuejing let go of her arm with an innocent face, but in fact, she couldn't stop laughing in her heart, "Brother, quickly take a photo of me and Master Hua!"
Jiang Chengyang held back his laughter, turned on his phone's camera, and started taking pictures of the two of them.
At this moment, the veins on Qiao Huayan's head had burst out, and he was in an extremely bad mood. He really wanted to shake off Qin Yuejing's stinky paw immediately: "Is the filming finished?"
"Oh, the shot was wrong just now, I'll take two more shots!" Jiang Chengyang also delayed on purpose.
Qiao Huayan: "..."
Sure enough, these two senior brothers are a nest of snakes and rats, they are both so hateful!
Just when Qiao Huayan couldn't take it anymore, Jiang Chengyang finally said, "Okay, okay, the filming is done."
Jiang Chengyang's "shooting done" sounded like the sound of heaven, and Qiao Huayan took Qin Yuejing's arm off.
Qin Yuejing was not annoyed at all, she still had the same smile on her face, and said, "Master Hua, can I post the photo of you on Weibo?"
"...whatever!" Qiao Huayan replied blankly.God, get out of here!
"Wow, Senior Brother, Master Hua is so gentle and powerful!" Qin Yuejing pretended to say excitedly.
Qiao Huayan couldn't hold back in the end, narrowed her eyes and warned Qin Yuejing in a low voice: "Don't be too complacent!"
"What? I can't hear clearly, Lord Hua." Qin Yuejing tilted his ears, and then he shouted towards the door, "Oh, Mr. Li Jihai, you are here!"
Hearing his master's name, Qiao Huayan immediately stood upright, and at the same time he looked towards the door.But after watching for a long time, he didn't find his master's figure, and instantly realized that he was being tricked by Qin Yuejing!
He immediately turned his head and glared at Qin Yuejing, and raised his hand.
Can he hit someone?
At this time, Han Haochun beside him grabbed Qiao Huayan's arm, but from his shaking shoulders, it could be seen that he was about to hold back his internal injuries from laughing.
God!Has Qiao Huayan's IQ been used for long hair? !
"You fucking don't laugh!"
In the end, Qiao Huayan's fist didn't land on Qin Yuejing, but instead hit Han Haochun, venting all her anger on her partner.
Seeing that the man in front of him even beat his partner, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang also quickly left the dressing room, but they were not afraid, but planned to go out and have a good laugh before coming back!
Some people present who knew the grievances of the four people saw Qin Yuejing and Qiao Huayan taking a group photo. For a while, they felt that the relationship between the four people was not as bad as imagined, but rather good!
After venting, Qiao Huayan finally calmed down. He made up his mind that he must let Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang go back crying in this competition!
If he loses to these two, then he will really have no face to talk about cross talk in the future!
Han Haochun on the side rubbed the place where he was beaten, looked at Qiao Huayan's pretty face, and couldn't help feeling a little worried in his heart, his little self-esteem was a bit too much!
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At this time, in the studio hall of Imperial TV Station's "Crosstalk Rookie Contest", the auditorium was already full of spectators waiting for the competition to start.
There are still three people sitting in front of the auditorium. They are Li Jihai, Xi Zhihong, and Che Qibo, who are also the judges of this "Crosstalk Rookie Contest".
Because Li Jihai was the oldest of the three, he took the middle seat.Don't look at his benevolent eyebrows at this time, but before? As the head of Jiqingtang, managing? Such a large cross talk group, he has a sense of calm and prestige.
On Li Jihai's left is Xi Zhihong from Shihutang.Xi Zhihong is slightly younger than Li Jihai, but he is nearly 70 years old. His hair is gray, his figure is slightly fat, and there are deep wrinkles between his brows. It seems that this person usually likes to frown.At this time, he was sitting there with a serious face, looking not to be trifled with.
Because Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong represent Jiqingtang and Shihutang, which inherit the traditional cross talk, they both wore embroidered gowns on this formal occasion, showing the style of everyone.
Sitting on the right side of Li Jihai is Professor Che Qibo Che, who is wearing a gray Chinese tunic suit today, dressed as a scholar, with the gentle smile on his face at that time, he looks very elegant.
At this time, Xia Chunqiu, who was dressed in sportswear, appeared beside the judges' seat wearing a headset, and asked, "Three teachers, can we start now?"
"It's time to start!" Professor Che replied with a smile.Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong also nodded.
Immediately, Xia Chunqiu came to the stage, took a general look at the scene, and saw that the audience and the three judges were all ready, and quickly notified the host Fangfang on the headset to start her debut, and at the same time, she herself stepped aside .
In the next second, the recording of the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" preliminary competition officially started!
The stage lights came on and the background music played. Fang Fang, the famous host of Didu TV Station, dressed in an elegant cheongsam, followed the rhythm of the music and walked onto the stage with a microphone.
When she came to the center of the stage and stood still, Fangfang picked up the microphone and said: "Hello, audience friends at the scene and in front of the TV! As a traditional folk art, cross talk has been passed down for more than 100 years. In today's " On the stage of "Crosstalk Rookie Contest", I hope we can see more young people inheriting the traditional folk art, and hope that these young people can further carry forward the crosstalk!"
At this time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, like other participating actors, were sitting in a relatively large white room waiting for the stage. At the same time, they were also engrossed in watching the live broadcast in the studio hall on the TV in front of them.
"Then let's invite our first group of contestants, Ou Jun and Tian Zhen from the Joy Club!"
After the host Fangfang finished speaking, she turned and left the stage, giving the stage to the first group of contestants.
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As each group of contestants took to the stage, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, who were sitting in the waiting area, watched with relish, and really felt that this "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
For example, Liu Ning and Liu Jia, the two comedians from Hanzhong they paid attention to earlier.These two people also learned from masters of cross talk, who are proficient in everything from speaking, learning, funny and singing. In the last 10 minutes, the two of them even performed a child's play Liu'er, Qin opera!
Liu Ning's vocals, high-pitched, aggressive, rough and heroic, immediately shocked the audience!
Not only the participating actors, but also the three judges and the audience behind them applauded.
Although Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were also amazed by Liu Ning's singing, they felt a little regretful in their hearts. After all, this was the first preliminary round, and the program was only 10 minutes long. In this limited 10 minutes, they showed such superb Liu Ning Live, this is obviously too much force!
Sure enough, after the performance of Liu Ning and Liu Jia, Li Jihai said: "Your singing is really good. If I give you another 20 minutes, I think I can watch a complete Qin opera. I started to magnify my moves when I first came up, and I couldn’t stand it any longer.” He touched his heart as he spoke, which drew continuous laughter from the audience.
Qin Yuejing twitched her lips when she heard that, it seems that Li Jihai thought the same as him.
"Thank you, teacher!"
"Thank you, teacher!"
Liu Ning and? Liu Jia didn't hear the overtones, but laughed happily? They quickly thanked? Li Jihai.
After that, Che Qibo began to introduce Qin Opera.The purpose of his coming to this program is to judge actors and be a judge on the one hand, and on the other hand, he wants to introduce traditional Chinese opera to everyone.
"...Qin opera can be divided into east and west routes. The west route flows into Sichuan and becomes Bangzi..."
Listening to Che Qibo's introduction of Qin opera, the audience seemed to have taken a vivid opera lesson, and then the applause broke out again.
The three judges Li Jihai, Xi Zhihong, and Cheqibo announced that the two Liu Ning and Liu Jia from Hanzhong had successfully advanced!
As each group of actors came on stage, the only three female comedians in the 46 groups appeared.It was the three female comedians from Jiangnan that Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang had discussed before.
Although these three girls are all wearing cheongsams, they look gentle and pleasant, but after being introduced to everyone, they know that they are not all from Jiangnan.Among them, the girl named Yao Sijia is from the Northeast, the other Ding Ling is from the imperial capital, and the rest, Bei Wen, is an authentic girl from the south of the Yangtze River.
This presents a more funny effect, that is, the combination of boldness and grace, and the content of their cross talk also revolves around this theme. The collision of such contrasts is very laughable.
That Northeast girl, Yao Sijia, touched the front of her cheongsam with her hand as she spoke, intending to lift it up: "Hey! I have a bad temper, I, I!" But then he paused, thought of something, and shouted Said, "I forgot, this is a cheongsam, not a coat, so I can't flirt!"
The audience and the three judges couldn't help laughing.The waiting area is also a joy.Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang even felt that this Northeast girl is sometimes so cute as a tiger!
In the end, Xi Zhihong directly gave the promotion after consulting the opinions of the other two judges, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, there is no need to perform any more, if you keep fluffing up the cheongsam, we should cover our eyes .”
"You must have slits on your fingers!" Li Jihai quickly opened his mouth and turned over his bag, which immediately drew even louder laughter from the audience.
Xi Zhihong also smiled and shook his head.They all talk about cross talk, and each of these mouths is better than the other!
Qin Yuejing and? Jiang Chengyang couldn't help laughing too. Sure enough, in this world, if there is only one person who talks about cross talk, then there is probably only another one who talks about cross talk!
After that, Li Wensen, the talk show host who returned from abroad that Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang followed, also appeared on the stage wearing a black suit.
The main gags of his stand-up comedy are to ridicule some different cultural customs in China and abroad. It is more like a stand-up show, but generally speaking it is quite interesting. In the end, he also successfully advanced.
And when the staff asked Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang to prepare, their hearts skipped a beat, and they immediately relaxed again.After that, the two followed the staff and came to the side of the stage to wait.
The staff members listened to the instructions of their colleagues in the earphones, and hurriedly whispered to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang: "Okay, you two can go up."
The two nodded slightly, and then stepped onto the stage.
When they saw the two appearing on the stage, the audience immediately started screaming.Among them, the loudest voices came from Zhou Shiya and Dai Xin!These two star-chasing girls actually came to the recording site of "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" this time.
As if seeing Zhou Shiya and Dai Xin and the support cards in their hands, Qin Yuejing waved slightly to them.
Li Jihai frowned immediately when he saw these two people appear.Yo, it turned out to be these two little guys!
Xi Zhihong's eyes narrowed in an instant. It turned out that the two little guys who made the lion and tiger hall so shameless before came to participate in the competition!
Unlike the two, only Professor Che looked at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang with a smile on his face. After the two stood in the center of the stage, he immediately said, "Let me introduce myself first."
Qin Yuejing adjusted the wireless microphone next to her mouth, and said, "Hello, three judges. My name is Qin Yuejing. This is my elder brother Jiang Chengyang. Our master is Zhang Laizi, Mr. Zhang Liji."
Hearing Lame Zhang, Professor Che subconsciously glanced at Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong on his left, and smiled.He suddenly remembered, isn't this the two little guys who wanted to justify their master's name?Does he still remember the previous diss battle?Whoops, there is a good show to watch!
"Let's start your performance!" Professor Che withdrew his thoughts and smiled at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.
The cross talk Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang brought today is "Fengshen? Interesting Talk" when they first appeared on the stage. It is not too difficult, but the original 40-minute content has been changed to the current 10 minutes .
Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang also thought for a long time about the preliminary round of the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest", and finally chose a relatively simple but funny crosstalk joke, which is not a "big move".The reason for this is that the two felt that in the 10-minute performance of the preliminary round, it was enough to make everyone laugh within the limited time.
Both of them felt that it is not advisable to use too much force in the preliminary competition, otherwise, they would suffer a lot due to insufficient stamina, and there are still many special skills behind them, which may not be displayed at the beginning...
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"At this time, I saw that Shen Gongbao riding a black-spotted tiger came out. As soon as the black-spotted tiger opened its mouth, it screamed 'woooooooo'." Qin Yuejing also said "woooooooo". Learn the cry of the black-spotted tiger.
Who would have thought that the audience in the arena would also start mischievously following?Some of them have all heard the cross talk between Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, and they even know how to praise Jiang Chengyang.
Jiang Chengyang laughed at this time, and came directly to hang up. What he praised was: "Good guy! Did Shen Gongbao ride out dozens of spectators at the scene?!"
"Hahaha!"
The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing instantly, but they were also a little angry in their hearts.They actually said they were mounts!Can these two people still have fun playing!
Immediately afterwards, they also yelled: "Dirty—!"
Li Jihai looked at Professor Che beside him, and then at Xi Zhihong.
After the three of them looked at each other, they couldn't help but think in their hearts, it seems that these two people are quite quick to adapt to changes, and they interacted with the audience a little bit, which was pretty good!
The 10 minutes were up quickly, and the three judges didn't hesitate at all, directly announcing that the two had advanced, and also let them go without too much questioning.It's just the preliminary round, so there's no time to ask later.Of course, this is also the arrangement of the director team.
After that, Qiao Huayan Han Haochun from Jiqingtang, and Jiang Xinping and Liu Xinying from Shihutang also appeared in turn.
The program Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun brought was an excerpt from their own previous cross talks. It was like a short joke, but it was rich in content and full of jokes.
Qiao Huayan's charm is still great, and when he is performing, the audience will scream from time to time.And as Zhou Shiya and Dai Xin, who have always liked Qiao Huayan, they didn't hesitate to shout it out of their own voices.
What Jiang Xinping and Liu Xinying from Shihutang brought was the adapted traditional cross talk "Kowa House".
Sitting in the waiting area, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang saw the performance of these four people, and they felt touched. This is a cross talk actor from a large cross talk group, with solid basic skills and a good handling of the burden!
Of course, some people can be promoted, and some people will be eliminated. Seeing the eliminated cross talk actors leave sadly, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang couldn't help cheering themselves up. Anyway, since they have already stood on this stage, then They must go all out!
The competition continued. When the new group of two comedians came on stage, they immediately caught the attention of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang. Those two were the cross talk actors from the south, Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi.
At this time, after Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi, who were wearing coats, stood on the stage, Professor Che still asked as usual, "Let me introduce you two briefly."
Fang Chi said, "Hello, three seniors. My name is Fang Chi. This is my junior brother Qian Yingzhi. Our teacher is Mr. Jin Lizhong."
"what!"
When Xi Zhihong heard the name that was so familiar that he couldn't be more familiar with it, he suddenly called out, but then he felt that his performance was a bit too abrupt, so he coughed quickly to cover up his embarrassment.
Seeing Xi Zhihong's performance, everyone present was at a loss. They didn't understand what happened to this cross talk master?
At this time, Professor Che, who has studied cross talk and folk art for many years, shrank his pupils sharply, and hurriedly asked, "Is it Mr. Jin Lizhong from Shihutang?"
"Yes, but our teacher left Lion Tiger Hall decades ago." Fang Chi smiled, but there was no smile in his eyes.
With a bang, the audience erupted.
"Jin Lizhong from Lion Tiger Hall, I don't think I've heard of it?"
"When my aunt and uncle and Shihutang were scolding each other before, I simply checked the history of Shihutang. If Bo Yu Li is the senior brother, then Zhang Laizi is the junior junior brother, and this Jin Lizhong is the second senior brother. , Their generation was named according to Uncle, Li, Uncle, and Ji!" Some people who knew the inside story quickly explained to their friends.
"Oh my god! This lion and tiger hall is going to heaven!"
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Seeing a commotion in the arena, the director team quickly organized people to appease everyone.
At this time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang who were in the waiting area also looked at each other, and there was no lack of shock in their eyes. Isn't Jin Lizhong exactly their master's brother!
Li Jihai in the studio glanced at Xi Zhihong, and found that this person didn't intend to continue asking, so he said, "Let's start your performance."
Next, Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi began to perform. Although the two are from the south, some traces of cross talk performance on their bodies are still very close to the north. It seems that they are really born out of Shihutang.
At this time, Xi Zhihong looked at the two people on the stage, his brows were wrinkled, and he was thinking about it.
The two apprentices of Zhang Zizi, who had caused such a mess in the lion and tiger hall before, came to participate in the competition, so he didn't say anything. The director team wanted to stir up the topic, and he understood.On the contrary, Jin Lizhong's apprentice, who has been away from Shihutang for many years, also came to participate in the competition. Did they discuss it in advance? !
Defensiveness? Indispensable, he felt that he had to go back quickly and discuss it with his younger brother Yu Zhiming, so that there would be no more accidents in Shihutang!
Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi also advanced.
When the two returned to the waiting area, they couldn't help but glance at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang who were sitting on the side.
Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang also noticed it immediately, but they didn't pay much attention to it.They didn't know these two people at all, and their master didn't mention Jin Lizhong to them before. What a 'recognition from the same family' scene.
However, thinking of this, the two felt that there were some things they could ask Fang Chihe? Qian Yingzhi...
Jiang Xinping and Liu Xinying, who were also in the waiting area, were still sitting there with a calm expression. They had already seen the scene just now on the TV in the waiting area, but they didn't care too much. Jin Lizhong had already left the Lion Tiger Hall , and his apprentice naturally has nothing to do with them.
The other comedians present looked at these three parties, and found it very interesting in their hearts.
what is this?Cannibalism?Internal struggle?Your own people beat your own people?Or is it a disguised propaganda of Shihutang?What happened in Lion and Tiger Hall in the past two years? It’s so interesting!
Regardless of what these people think, the game is still going on.
Although Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi announced their family name and attracted a lot of attention, which caused a lot of commotion at the scene, it did not affect the recording of the normal program.
After that, the day's preliminary round ended smoothly.And 46 groups of contestants, after eliminating 26 groups, finally 20 groups of contestants successfully entered the next round of competition!
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The preliminary round of "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" is also the first competition after the audition, and it adopts the most common form of recording and broadcasting in entertainment programs.This is not only convenient for material selection, but also for post-editing.
There are a total of 46 groups of contestants in the preliminary round. Each group of actors can only perform on stage for 10 minutes, and then three judges will conduct a quick evaluation to determine whether they can enter the next round of competition.Generally speaking, this preliminary competition is more like an advanced version of the audition.
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On the day of the preliminary round, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang came to the Imperial TV station early in the morning.They're going to be here all day, and maybe late into the night, until the show is taped.
"You put on makeup in this dressing room, go inside and wait a while!"
The staff of the TV station took Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang to a dressing room, then turned around and left quickly, looking very busy.
The two of them didn't know that there were a lot of contestants in today's competition, and the dressing rooms of the TV station were already full. Besides, the director Xia Chunqiu had already started to do the final inspection in the studio hall, and all the staff of the program team were also very energetic. .
At this time, the dressing room is also a busy scene.The dressing table is already full of actors who will perform on stage for a while, and the makeup artists and stylists have also begun to apply make-up and make-up to these actors.
Several actors who had finished their makeup got up to change their costumes and gave up their seats to other actors waiting aside.After changing their clothes, these people have to go to the waiting area immediately.
Despite the crowds in the dressing room, Qin Yuejing still saw Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun who were sitting at the end waiting for makeup when they entered the dressing room.
Good guy, why did you get along again? Qiao Huayan was assigned to a dressing room!
How to say that sentence, 'I can always find you in the crowd! ', sounds pretty good, but when used on them, this fucking fate is simply evil!
Qiao Huayan seemed to have noticed Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang who entered the dressing room, but he turned his head away directly. He didn't want to see these two people at all now, so it's better not to be annoyed!
In fact, Qiao Huayan is not angry with Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang for robbing him of his fans now. What he hates now is that those two actually called him a eunuch. This fucking man can't bear it!Every time he thinks of that video now, he has the urge to strangle these two people to death!
Qin Yuejing raised her eyebrows, ah!Don't turn your face away!It's like we're rushing over here to find you!
Immediately, he rolled his eyes. Anyway, there are no makeup artists available now, so they have to wait? Why not just play for a while!Immediately, he hurriedly pulled Jiang Chengyang, and quickly walked towards Qiao Huayan.
Jiang Chengyang didn't know what his junior brother was going to do, and he was so funny in his heart.
When the two of them came to Qiao Huayan, Qin Yuejing spoke immediately, with a fake surprise in her tone: "Oh, isn't this Master Hua! You are my idol, you are the one who appeared in the cross talk business. No. [-] person, that is the glory of the cross talk world, as colleagues, we also have light on our faces!"
Qiao Huayan frowned, looked up at the two people in front of him, his eyes seemed to say, are you fake?are you crazy!
Han Haochun beside him couldn't hold back, and let out a burst of laughter, but after being punched by Qiao Huayan, he quickly shut his mouth.
"What's the matter with you?" Qiao Huayan just wanted to get rid of the two people in front of him quickly.
How could Qin Yuejing let him go so easily, she quickly said, "Master Hua, I'm your fan, can I take a photo with you?" Fearing that Qiao Huayan would refuse, he even winked at Qiao Huayan Blinking her eyes, she tried her best to look like a little girl nympho.
Jiang Chengyang on the side immediately took out his mobile phone cooperatively, as if as long as Qiao Huayan agreed, he could start taking pictures.But Han Haochun turned his face away and couldn't help laughing. This time, Qiao Huayan encountered a natural enemy!
Seeing Qin Yuejing's gaze, Qiao Huayan immediately got goosebumps all over his body, but then he narrowed his eyes.
Before? This person scolded himself for being so happy? Now he is still licking his face and taking a photo with him?Is there something wrong with the brain!
Wait, yes, why didn't he think that this guy in front of him did it on purpose!
Yes, it must be on purpose, is he waiting for himself to get angry, and then let the people around him have news to write about?
Thinking of this, Qiao Huayan glanced around, sure enough, all the people around were looking at them!
snort!How could I have fulfilled your wishes? !
Immediately, he raised the corners of his mouth, stood up generously, and replied, "Okay!"
Han Haochun also followed? Stand up.He was laughing just now, but if Qiao Huayan wanted to do something out of anger, he still had to stop him!
At this time, four handsome boys over 1.8 meters tall stood together 'talking and laughing', but for a while, a beautiful landscape appeared in the dressing room, and several young women were working? We talked in a low voice.
"Thank you so much!"
Qin Yuejing replied with a smile, gave her senior brother a look, then stepped forward? One step, came to Qiao Huayan's side, raised her hand, and hooked it directly on Qiao Huayan's neck. Before him? Dealing with the murderer's 'chokehold'!
Qiao Huayan only felt his neck tighten and his breath suffocated, then he quickly raised his hand and grabbed Qin Yuejing's arm around his neck, frowning and glaring at Qin Yuejing sideways: "Are you going to? Am I strangled to death!"
This guy is too insidious!By taking pictures, do it yourself!
"Ah, I'm sorry!" Qin Yuejing let go of her arm with an innocent face, but in fact, she couldn't stop laughing in her heart, "Brother, quickly take a photo of me and Master Hua!"
Jiang Chengyang held back his laughter, turned on his phone's camera, and started taking pictures of the two of them.
At this moment, the veins on Qiao Huayan's head had burst out, and he was in an extremely bad mood. He really wanted to shake off Qin Yuejing's stinky paw immediately: "Is the filming finished?"
"Oh, the shot was wrong just now, I'll take two more shots!" Jiang Chengyang also delayed on purpose.
Qiao Huayan: "..."
Sure enough, these two senior brothers are a nest of snakes and rats, they are both so hateful!
Just when Qiao Huayan couldn't take it anymore, Jiang Chengyang finally said, "Okay, okay, the filming is done."
Jiang Chengyang's "shooting done" sounded like the sound of heaven, and Qiao Huayan took Qin Yuejing's arm off.
Qin Yuejing was not annoyed at all, she still had the same smile on her face, and said, "Master Hua, can I post the photo of you on Weibo?"
"...whatever!" Qiao Huayan replied blankly.God, get out of here!
"Wow, Senior Brother, Master Hua is so gentle and powerful!" Qin Yuejing pretended to say excitedly.
Qiao Huayan couldn't hold back in the end, narrowed her eyes and warned Qin Yuejing in a low voice: "Don't be too complacent!"
"What? I can't hear clearly, Lord Hua." Qin Yuejing tilted his ears, and then he shouted towards the door, "Oh, Mr. Li Jihai, you are here!"
Hearing his master's name, Qiao Huayan immediately stood upright, and at the same time he looked towards the door.But after watching for a long time, he didn't find his master's figure, and instantly realized that he was being tricked by Qin Yuejing!
He immediately turned his head and glared at Qin Yuejing, and raised his hand.
Can he hit someone?
At this time, Han Haochun beside him grabbed Qiao Huayan's arm, but from his shaking shoulders, it could be seen that he was about to hold back his internal injuries from laughing.
God!Has Qiao Huayan's IQ been used for long hair? !
"You fucking don't laugh!"
In the end, Qiao Huayan's fist didn't land on Qin Yuejing, but instead hit Han Haochun, venting all her anger on her partner.
Seeing that the man in front of him even beat his partner, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang also quickly left the dressing room, but they were not afraid, but planned to go out and have a good laugh before coming back!
Some people present who knew the grievances of the four people saw Qin Yuejing and Qiao Huayan taking a group photo. For a while, they felt that the relationship between the four people was not as bad as imagined, but rather good!
After venting, Qiao Huayan finally calmed down. He made up his mind that he must let Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang go back crying in this competition!
If he loses to these two, then he will really have no face to talk about cross talk in the future!
Han Haochun on the side rubbed the place where he was beaten, looked at Qiao Huayan's pretty face, and couldn't help feeling a little worried in his heart, his little self-esteem was a bit too much!
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At this time, in the studio hall of Imperial TV Station's "Crosstalk Rookie Contest", the auditorium was already full of spectators waiting for the competition to start.
There are still three people sitting in front of the auditorium. They are Li Jihai, Xi Zhihong, and Che Qibo, who are also the judges of this "Crosstalk Rookie Contest".
Because Li Jihai was the oldest of the three, he took the middle seat.Don't look at his benevolent eyebrows at this time, but before? As the head of Jiqingtang, managing? Such a large cross talk group, he has a sense of calm and prestige.
On Li Jihai's left is Xi Zhihong from Shihutang.Xi Zhihong is slightly younger than Li Jihai, but he is nearly 70 years old. His hair is gray, his figure is slightly fat, and there are deep wrinkles between his brows. It seems that this person usually likes to frown.At this time, he was sitting there with a serious face, looking not to be trifled with.
Because Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong represent Jiqingtang and Shihutang, which inherit the traditional cross talk, they both wore embroidered gowns on this formal occasion, showing the style of everyone.
Sitting on the right side of Li Jihai is Professor Che Qibo Che, who is wearing a gray Chinese tunic suit today, dressed as a scholar, with the gentle smile on his face at that time, he looks very elegant.
At this time, Xia Chunqiu, who was dressed in sportswear, appeared beside the judges' seat wearing a headset, and asked, "Three teachers, can we start now?"
"It's time to start!" Professor Che replied with a smile.Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong also nodded.
Immediately, Xia Chunqiu came to the stage, took a general look at the scene, and saw that the audience and the three judges were all ready, and quickly notified the host Fangfang on the headset to start her debut, and at the same time, she herself stepped aside .
In the next second, the recording of the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" preliminary competition officially started!
The stage lights came on and the background music played. Fang Fang, the famous host of Didu TV Station, dressed in an elegant cheongsam, followed the rhythm of the music and walked onto the stage with a microphone.
When she came to the center of the stage and stood still, Fangfang picked up the microphone and said: "Hello, audience friends at the scene and in front of the TV! As a traditional folk art, cross talk has been passed down for more than 100 years. In today's " On the stage of "Crosstalk Rookie Contest", I hope we can see more young people inheriting the traditional folk art, and hope that these young people can further carry forward the crosstalk!"
At this time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, like other participating actors, were sitting in a relatively large white room waiting for the stage. At the same time, they were also engrossed in watching the live broadcast in the studio hall on the TV in front of them.
"Then let's invite our first group of contestants, Ou Jun and Tian Zhen from the Joy Club!"
After the host Fangfang finished speaking, she turned and left the stage, giving the stage to the first group of contestants.
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As each group of contestants took to the stage, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, who were sitting in the waiting area, watched with relish, and really felt that this "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
For example, Liu Ning and Liu Jia, the two comedians from Hanzhong they paid attention to earlier.These two people also learned from masters of cross talk, who are proficient in everything from speaking, learning, funny and singing. In the last 10 minutes, the two of them even performed a child's play Liu'er, Qin opera!
Liu Ning's vocals, high-pitched, aggressive, rough and heroic, immediately shocked the audience!
Not only the participating actors, but also the three judges and the audience behind them applauded.
Although Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were also amazed by Liu Ning's singing, they felt a little regretful in their hearts. After all, this was the first preliminary round, and the program was only 10 minutes long. In this limited 10 minutes, they showed such superb Liu Ning Live, this is obviously too much force!
Sure enough, after the performance of Liu Ning and Liu Jia, Li Jihai said: "Your singing is really good. If I give you another 20 minutes, I think I can watch a complete Qin opera. I started to magnify my moves when I first came up, and I couldn’t stand it any longer.” He touched his heart as he spoke, which drew continuous laughter from the audience.
Qin Yuejing twitched her lips when she heard that, it seems that Li Jihai thought the same as him.
"Thank you, teacher!"
"Thank you, teacher!"
Liu Ning and? Liu Jia didn't hear the overtones, but laughed happily? They quickly thanked? Li Jihai.
After that, Che Qibo began to introduce Qin Opera.The purpose of his coming to this program is to judge actors and be a judge on the one hand, and on the other hand, he wants to introduce traditional Chinese opera to everyone.
"...Qin opera can be divided into east and west routes. The west route flows into Sichuan and becomes Bangzi..."
Listening to Che Qibo's introduction of Qin opera, the audience seemed to have taken a vivid opera lesson, and then the applause broke out again.
The three judges Li Jihai, Xi Zhihong, and Cheqibo announced that the two Liu Ning and Liu Jia from Hanzhong had successfully advanced!
As each group of actors came on stage, the only three female comedians in the 46 groups appeared.It was the three female comedians from Jiangnan that Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang had discussed before.
Although these three girls are all wearing cheongsams, they look gentle and pleasant, but after being introduced to everyone, they know that they are not all from Jiangnan.Among them, the girl named Yao Sijia is from the Northeast, the other Ding Ling is from the imperial capital, and the rest, Bei Wen, is an authentic girl from the south of the Yangtze River.
This presents a more funny effect, that is, the combination of boldness and grace, and the content of their cross talk also revolves around this theme. The collision of such contrasts is very laughable.
That Northeast girl, Yao Sijia, touched the front of her cheongsam with her hand as she spoke, intending to lift it up: "Hey! I have a bad temper, I, I!" But then he paused, thought of something, and shouted Said, "I forgot, this is a cheongsam, not a coat, so I can't flirt!"
The audience and the three judges couldn't help laughing.The waiting area is also a joy.Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang even felt that this Northeast girl is sometimes so cute as a tiger!
In the end, Xi Zhihong directly gave the promotion after consulting the opinions of the other two judges, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, there is no need to perform any more, if you keep fluffing up the cheongsam, we should cover our eyes .”
"You must have slits on your fingers!" Li Jihai quickly opened his mouth and turned over his bag, which immediately drew even louder laughter from the audience.
Xi Zhihong also smiled and shook his head.They all talk about cross talk, and each of these mouths is better than the other!
Qin Yuejing and? Jiang Chengyang couldn't help laughing too. Sure enough, in this world, if there is only one person who talks about cross talk, then there is probably only another one who talks about cross talk!
After that, Li Wensen, the talk show host who returned from abroad that Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang followed, also appeared on the stage wearing a black suit.
The main gags of his stand-up comedy are to ridicule some different cultural customs in China and abroad. It is more like a stand-up show, but generally speaking it is quite interesting. In the end, he also successfully advanced.
And when the staff asked Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang to prepare, their hearts skipped a beat, and they immediately relaxed again.After that, the two followed the staff and came to the side of the stage to wait.
The staff members listened to the instructions of their colleagues in the earphones, and hurriedly whispered to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang: "Okay, you two can go up."
The two nodded slightly, and then stepped onto the stage.
When they saw the two appearing on the stage, the audience immediately started screaming.Among them, the loudest voices came from Zhou Shiya and Dai Xin!These two star-chasing girls actually came to the recording site of "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" this time.
As if seeing Zhou Shiya and Dai Xin and the support cards in their hands, Qin Yuejing waved slightly to them.
Li Jihai frowned immediately when he saw these two people appear.Yo, it turned out to be these two little guys!
Xi Zhihong's eyes narrowed in an instant. It turned out that the two little guys who made the lion and tiger hall so shameless before came to participate in the competition!
Unlike the two, only Professor Che looked at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang with a smile on his face. After the two stood in the center of the stage, he immediately said, "Let me introduce myself first."
Qin Yuejing adjusted the wireless microphone next to her mouth, and said, "Hello, three judges. My name is Qin Yuejing. This is my elder brother Jiang Chengyang. Our master is Zhang Laizi, Mr. Zhang Liji."
Hearing Lame Zhang, Professor Che subconsciously glanced at Li Jihai and Xi Zhihong on his left, and smiled.He suddenly remembered, isn't this the two little guys who wanted to justify their master's name?Does he still remember the previous diss battle?Whoops, there is a good show to watch!
"Let's start your performance!" Professor Che withdrew his thoughts and smiled at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.
The cross talk Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang brought today is "Fengshen? Interesting Talk" when they first appeared on the stage. It is not too difficult, but the original 40-minute content has been changed to the current 10 minutes .
Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang also thought for a long time about the preliminary round of the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest", and finally chose a relatively simple but funny crosstalk joke, which is not a "big move".The reason for this is that the two felt that in the 10-minute performance of the preliminary round, it was enough to make everyone laugh within the limited time.
Both of them felt that it is not advisable to use too much force in the preliminary competition, otherwise, they would suffer a lot due to insufficient stamina, and there are still many special skills behind them, which may not be displayed at the beginning...
……
"At this time, I saw that Shen Gongbao riding a black-spotted tiger came out. As soon as the black-spotted tiger opened its mouth, it screamed 'woooooooo'." Qin Yuejing also said "woooooooo". Learn the cry of the black-spotted tiger.
Who would have thought that the audience in the arena would also start mischievously following?Some of them have all heard the cross talk between Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, and they even know how to praise Jiang Chengyang.
Jiang Chengyang laughed at this time, and came directly to hang up. What he praised was: "Good guy! Did Shen Gongbao ride out dozens of spectators at the scene?!"
"Hahaha!"
The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing instantly, but they were also a little angry in their hearts.They actually said they were mounts!Can these two people still have fun playing!
Immediately afterwards, they also yelled: "Dirty—!"
Li Jihai looked at Professor Che beside him, and then at Xi Zhihong.
After the three of them looked at each other, they couldn't help but think in their hearts, it seems that these two people are quite quick to adapt to changes, and they interacted with the audience a little bit, which was pretty good!
The 10 minutes were up quickly, and the three judges didn't hesitate at all, directly announcing that the two had advanced, and also let them go without too much questioning.It's just the preliminary round, so there's no time to ask later.Of course, this is also the arrangement of the director team.
After that, Qiao Huayan Han Haochun from Jiqingtang, and Jiang Xinping and Liu Xinying from Shihutang also appeared in turn.
The program Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun brought was an excerpt from their own previous cross talks. It was like a short joke, but it was rich in content and full of jokes.
Qiao Huayan's charm is still great, and when he is performing, the audience will scream from time to time.And as Zhou Shiya and Dai Xin, who have always liked Qiao Huayan, they didn't hesitate to shout it out of their own voices.
What Jiang Xinping and Liu Xinying from Shihutang brought was the adapted traditional cross talk "Kowa House".
Sitting in the waiting area, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang saw the performance of these four people, and they felt touched. This is a cross talk actor from a large cross talk group, with solid basic skills and a good handling of the burden!
Of course, some people can be promoted, and some people will be eliminated. Seeing the eliminated cross talk actors leave sadly, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang couldn't help cheering themselves up. Anyway, since they have already stood on this stage, then They must go all out!
The competition continued. When the new group of two comedians came on stage, they immediately caught the attention of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang. Those two were the cross talk actors from the south, Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi.
At this time, after Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi, who were wearing coats, stood on the stage, Professor Che still asked as usual, "Let me introduce you two briefly."
Fang Chi said, "Hello, three seniors. My name is Fang Chi. This is my junior brother Qian Yingzhi. Our teacher is Mr. Jin Lizhong."
"what!"
When Xi Zhihong heard the name that was so familiar that he couldn't be more familiar with it, he suddenly called out, but then he felt that his performance was a bit too abrupt, so he coughed quickly to cover up his embarrassment.
Seeing Xi Zhihong's performance, everyone present was at a loss. They didn't understand what happened to this cross talk master?
At this time, Professor Che, who has studied cross talk and folk art for many years, shrank his pupils sharply, and hurriedly asked, "Is it Mr. Jin Lizhong from Shihutang?"
"Yes, but our teacher left Lion Tiger Hall decades ago." Fang Chi smiled, but there was no smile in his eyes.
With a bang, the audience erupted.
"Jin Lizhong from Lion Tiger Hall, I don't think I've heard of it?"
"When my aunt and uncle and Shihutang were scolding each other before, I simply checked the history of Shihutang. If Bo Yu Li is the senior brother, then Zhang Laizi is the junior junior brother, and this Jin Lizhong is the second senior brother. , Their generation was named according to Uncle, Li, Uncle, and Ji!" Some people who knew the inside story quickly explained to their friends.
"Oh my god! This lion and tiger hall is going to heaven!"
……
Seeing a commotion in the arena, the director team quickly organized people to appease everyone.
At this time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang who were in the waiting area also looked at each other, and there was no lack of shock in their eyes. Isn't Jin Lizhong exactly their master's brother!
Li Jihai in the studio glanced at Xi Zhihong, and found that this person didn't intend to continue asking, so he said, "Let's start your performance."
Next, Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi began to perform. Although the two are from the south, some traces of cross talk performance on their bodies are still very close to the north. It seems that they are really born out of Shihutang.
At this time, Xi Zhihong looked at the two people on the stage, his brows were wrinkled, and he was thinking about it.
The two apprentices of Zhang Zizi, who had caused such a mess in the lion and tiger hall before, came to participate in the competition, so he didn't say anything. The director team wanted to stir up the topic, and he understood.On the contrary, Jin Lizhong's apprentice, who has been away from Shihutang for many years, also came to participate in the competition. Did they discuss it in advance? !
Defensiveness? Indispensable, he felt that he had to go back quickly and discuss it with his younger brother Yu Zhiming, so that there would be no more accidents in Shihutang!
Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi also advanced.
When the two returned to the waiting area, they couldn't help but glance at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang who were sitting on the side.
Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang also noticed it immediately, but they didn't pay much attention to it.They didn't know these two people at all, and their master didn't mention Jin Lizhong to them before. What a 'recognition from the same family' scene.
However, thinking of this, the two felt that there were some things they could ask Fang Chihe? Qian Yingzhi...
Jiang Xinping and Liu Xinying, who were also in the waiting area, were still sitting there with a calm expression. They had already seen the scene just now on the TV in the waiting area, but they didn't care too much. Jin Lizhong had already left the Lion Tiger Hall , and his apprentice naturally has nothing to do with them.
The other comedians present looked at these three parties, and found it very interesting in their hearts.
what is this?Cannibalism?Internal struggle?Your own people beat your own people?Or is it a disguised propaganda of Shihutang?What happened in Lion and Tiger Hall in the past two years? It’s so interesting!
Regardless of what these people think, the game is still going on.
Although Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi announced their family name and attracted a lot of attention, which caused a lot of commotion at the scene, it did not affect the recording of the normal program.
After that, the day's preliminary round ended smoothly.And 46 groups of contestants, after eliminating 26 groups, finally 20 groups of contestants successfully entered the next round of competition!
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