Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

"After I dropped out of junior high school, I went to various places to sing and even formed a band. Because I often hang out in nightclubs and bars, I accidentally became addicted to drugs. The process of drug recovery was very painful, but I managed to quit up.

During the days when I was quitting drugs, a brother in my band gave me a cuckold and got married with my girlfriend. I was very angry, and I beat the two of them hard. All in the hospital.

Although I vented a lot, I still couldn't bear the blow. I felt that everyone around me betrayed me. I also suffered from depression during that time. In the end, cross talk helped me get rid of that gloomy time. "

In fact, Jiang Heng also concealed some things.

The reason why he can sit here peacefully now, and no one will hold him accountable for beating someone into the hospital, is because he threatened them severely with the video of those two having sex!

Thinking of this, Jiang Heng raised the corners of his mouth secretly, he can't be blamed for being cruel, who made these people bully him!

Zhang Laizi didn't say a word, but Qin Fan exclaimed: "You are too powerful!"

In addition to lamenting that Jiang Heng is a singer, he couldn't help but think, if he had resisted his adoptive father and beat him up, would his adoptive father not dare to beat him again?

Then he realized again, no, he was domestically abused when he was a child, and his adoptive father's body was big and thick, and he couldn't beat him back then!

Although he used smooth words to reduce the violence of his adoptive father afterwards, sometimes hearing this kind of direct violent resistance still makes people's blood boil!

Jiang Heng was amused by Qin Fan's expression, and raised his hand to touch his head.Looking at Jiang Heng's deep eyes, Qin Fan felt a little embarrassed.

After hearing the situation of the two, Zhang Laizi couldn't help rubbing his fingers.

Is it really ill-fated?But fortunately they met him, the poor man met the poor man, no, it should be said that he found them!

"Hahaha!"

The sudden laughter caught the two of them for a moment, and then they heard Zhang Lizi say: "Okay! Kneel down! Now come to apprentice! I'll teach you cross talk!"

Qin Fan and Jiang Heng were overjoyed immediately, got up from the small bench, and knelt down in front of Zhang Laizi together.

"As for me, my nickname is Zhang Laizi. I have forgotten my real name, but my Taoist name is nonsense. I was born in cross talk. But!" At this time, Zhang Laizi's eyes suddenly became gloomy, and his smile became more and more strange. "I can tell you that I am already rotten in today's cross talk industry. After all, I slept with my own mistress and was kicked out by my master! Haha! How is it? Do you still dare to worship me as a teacher? !"

After finishing speaking, Zhang lame glanced at the two kneeling in front of him with sinister eyes.He wanted to see how the two little guys who wanted to break into the cross talk business would choose!

Qin Fan and Jiang Heng were stunned immediately after hearing this, not because they were frightened by Zhang Zizi's sudden change of face, but because the amount of information contained in his simple sentences was so huge!

Although they were shocked, after the reaction, the two of them didn't feel anything.

Immediately Qin Fan spoke directly: "Master!" He had already called his master at this moment, "We don't know what kind of person you are, after all, we are learning cross talk skills from you. Yi, but we are all so old, and the three views have been finalized, so you don't have to worry about it, we can't go with you to kill and set fire!"

Qin Fan thought it over, anyway, he still wants to learn cross talk now, if people are willing to teach him, he is willing to learn, and the rest is indifferent to him.

Zhang Laizi was taken aback when he heard this, and then he stopped playing tricks and laughed out loud.

"Hahaha! You kid is interesting!"

Jiang Heng was also amused by Qin Fan's words: "Yes, we still have the concept of right and wrong!"

Zhang Laizi laughed and said, "Okay! Okay! It's my luck to meet you two!"

Wiping the tears from his eyes, he continued: "But I still have to say something in advance, when I was kicked out of the teacher and swore a poisonous oath, not only me, but even my disciples and grandchildren were not allowed to say traditional jokes, even the lyrics of Taiping You can’t sing either. In other words, you can only talk about the jokes I’ve researched over the years and sing my own ditties, how about it, do you still want to learn from a teacher?”

"Of course, as long as you have something in your stomach, we will learn from it!" Qin Fan replied without thinking.

Lame Zhang smiled, and immediately knocked him on the head with a cigarette pot: "You are the only one, what are you, a bastard!"

Not much strength, but the happy Qin Fan held his head and fell directly to Jiang Heng, rolling his eyes: "I'm dizzy!"

Jiang Heng was funny and caught Qin Fan.

This exaggerated demeanor made Zhang Lizi stare and shout: "You son of a bitch!"

Immediately, the three of them laughed out loud.

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Seeing that the sky was getting late and the last rays of the sun disappeared immediately, it was not too late, and after calming down, Zhang Lizi immediately proceeded with the ceremony of apprenticeship.

"According to the old rules, we cross talk artists have to show off their apprenticeship, but now I'm in this situation and don't need to publicize it. The meal just now is our show off."

The two nodded in understanding.

Afterwards, Zhang Laizi hurriedly greeted the two of them to salute him, and after the salute, he officially recognized the two of them.

After that, the first important thing to do when entering the door is to give a name.

"Okay! Now that you've entered my gate, I'm going to give you a name! Tell me about your birth date first."

After Qin Fan and Jiang Heng told their birthdays, they knelt upright, a little excited in their hearts, and didn't know what their stage names would be in the future.

Lame Zhang moved his fingers slightly, and said, "I calculated based on your horoscope, from now on you will be called Qin Yuejing, and you will be called Jiang Chengyang."

Qin Fan immediately choked up when he heard it, it's impossible not to choke, after all, the name is too familiar!

"Master, I am so sunny and handsome, I should be called Chengyang! Why is it the moon! And Yuejing, Yuejing's, this is too similar to menstruation! I am a man, how ugly!"

Cripple Zhang curled his lips: "You know a fart! Your master, although I am a cross talk talker, but you don't know that I am a Taoist priest? When did I miss it!"

The two of them didn't pay much attention to Zhang Lizi's introduction of their Taoist name just now, but now they are really shocked to hear that their master can tell fortunes. Could it be that he is really a Taoist priest? !

"Besides, a man like you should become a friend of women!"

Qin Fan: "..."

"'Linglong is strange and sees everything, and everything is disturbing and disturbing', don't look at your sunny appearance, but you are exquisite and clear, and you are relatively upright. It should be said that you are a bit too yang, so it is best to use a feminine name. Go and press it. If you want to talk about the world, the sun and the moon, the flower of the moon is of the yin attribute, and it is also the softest. Yue Jing is the most suitable for you! And you!" After Zhang Lizi explained, he turned to Jiang Heng again,

"'Jazi will repay you with a ruthless heart, a narrow mind and a deep heart. I hope you will be that foolish man, and you can do whatever you want!' Don't look at your obedient face, but your heart is the most ruthless, and I look full of sinister Sha Qi, I will give you a positive name to ease it."

Jiang Heng was taken aback when he heard such an explanation, and then raised the corners of his mouth.

This old man is quite accurate in judging people, maybe he really has a trick!

Contrary to Jiang Heng, Qin Fan on the side was completely unhappy, he was still complaining about his name: "That can't be called Yuejing! It should be called Jingyue, which just matches Chengyang!"

"I am the master, what I say counts!"

Seeing the reluctance on Qin Fan's face, Zhang Laizi smiled: "I'll tell you, you have to be called Yue Jing! You must know the name I gave you to keep you rich and wealthy, safe and smooth! Maybe It can shake the heavens!"

Speaking of which, this cripple deserves to have run across the rivers and lakes when he was young, and was a Taoist priest, and his mouth is quite strong. After some flickering, Qin Fan finally accepted his name. Thinking about it, he was a little excited, as if he had already seen it. To his future Kangzhuang Road.

"Thank you, Master, for giving me the name!"

At this time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, who got new names, kowtowed to Zhang Laizi again. (Hereafter collectively referred to as Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang)

"Okay! Okay! Get up!" Lame Zhang laughed heartily, looking at the two people who straightened up, he said, "Chengyang will be a senior brother in the future, and Yue Jing, you are young, so you can be a junior brother because you are troubled, but that is also because you are forced to How about our beloved junior brother?"

Qin Yuejing nodded sharply, looked at Jiang Chengyang beside her, and at Zhang Laizi in front of her, and couldn't help shouting happily: "Now I also have a master and a brother!"

Jiang Chengyang next to him looked at Qin Yuejing and smiled. This person will be his junior in the future, and he will have someone to protect in his life.

"Yeah, we'll be a family from now on." Lame Zhang looked at the two apprentices below, his eyes overflowing with love.

Who would have known that upon hearing this, Qin Yuejing pursed her lips, and suddenly cried out with a 'wow': "I also have a home, and this will be my home from now on."

Thinking about the days before, sourness actually rose in her heart, and Qin Yuejing also burst into tears uncontrollably.

Jiang Chengyang laughed and rubbed his head to comfort him, while Zhang Lizi scolded directly with a smile: "Why are you crying! I didn't expect that I received a crying bag!" But he sighed in his heart, cry, cry, vent all the grievances , it will be a good day from now on!

Even though it was already evening, the small yard was still warm after an afternoon of exposure to the sun.

Some kind of fate brought Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang together here, as if their lives would start to become extraordinary at this point...