Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

After Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang tidied up their new home, they hurriedly invited their relatives and friends to come over to burn the pot.

Hu Zhongfa's family of four, shemale Lili and He Yifan, Du Shaoyuan, Tang Ziyun, Zhou Shiya, and Dai Xinfu's second-generation four-member group. After these people were invited, they also came to celebrate the two of them immediately with gifts. Housewarming.

For the joy of housewarming this time, Qin Yuejing tried her best, one after another, and directly filled the long wooden table that Jiang Chengyang specially bought.

Maoxuewang, braised pork, fat beef in golden soup, crispy pork, white meat with sauerkraut, braised lion head... In addition to these home-cooked dishes, Qin Yuejing also made salt-baked lobster, cheese scallops, and a few home-made dishes. The dishes, etc., etc., are not rich.

Before the banquet started, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang stood up and held their wine glasses to thank these elders and friends.Not only to thank these people for being here today to celebrate their housewarming, but also to thank these people for their help and care all the time, which they will always keep in mind.

Afterwards, the two clinked glasses one by one, and the crisp sound of wine glasses colliding sounded like a beautiful piece of music.

After drinking a glass of wine, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang hurriedly called everyone to start.

"Come and taste my cooking skills, I've made several new dishes!" Qin Yuejing greeted everyone with a smile.

Hu Zhongfa looked at the delicious food on the table, his eyes sparkled: "Oh, Xiao Qin's craftsmanship is nothing to say, I? I have to have a good meal today!" As he spoke, he picked up the rich-colored braised pork with his chopsticks , he has been staring at this dish for a long time!

At the beginning, everyone just ate without chatting much. When the food was almost finished, everyone began to chat while drinking.

"By the way, do you know, aunt and uncle?" Dai Xin said slowly after licking her fingers after throwing a piece of lobster meat into her mouth.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Chengyang shook the red wine in his glass and looked at Dai Xin curiously. The others also had the same puzzled expression.

"Isn't it the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest"? Qiao Huayan's fans recently made a shocking news!"

"What a surprise?" Qin Yuejing paused while picking up vegetables, and asked, tilting her head.

"Oh, tell me quickly, why is it so hard!" Du Shaoyuan immediately urged in dissatisfaction.

Dai Xin quickly revealed the answer: "Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng who knew about the 'Flowers and Full Moon'? In fact, Ji Qingtang wanted them to participate in the rookie competition before, and then hype them up? After a while, maybe these two people are Ji Qing It's a new role in the hall, but who would have thought that Ji Qingtang finally decided on Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun? Because of this, Zhao Yuecheng had a particularly strong opinion of Qiao Huayan, and it is said that he almost made a move!"

"I? Know that Zhao Yuecheng is a little rascal. What kind of TV is he on? Do you want me? Tell me, it has to be Qiao Huayan." After taking a sip of wine, Tang Ziyun shook his head and replied.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang glanced at each other, it turns out that there is still such a secret.

At this time, Zhou Shiya asked for help: "Aunt and Uncle, if you two see Qiao Huayan, remember to ask for my autograph." But just as she finished speaking, Dai Xin elbowed her for a moment.

"Are you stupid? I think the enemies are so jealous when they meet. You actually asked them to ask for your autograph. You are crazy!" Dai Xin reminded Zhou Shiya.

"Oh, that's right." Zhou Shiya reacted and slapped herself on the forehead.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone looked at Zhi Le, it was obvious that Zhou Shiya was a star chaser.

"It's okay, if I? See him, I can get one for you, but it depends on whether he is willing to give it to me." Qin Yue Jinghao replied indifferently.

"Just don't fight at that time." Du Shaoyuan raised his eyebrows with a smile, looking like he was watching the show.

Qin Yuejing waved her hands, raised her chest, and said very proudly: "Don't worry, he can't beat me, but I can do surgery!"

Hearing Qin Yuejing's words, everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately thought of the cross talk jokes that this person pissed off Qiao Huayan in the previous cross talk diss battle, and they all burst out laughing instantly.

"Yes, yes, you are Doctor Qin!"

"Hahaha, good aunt who helps others!"

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This meal was a feast for the host and guests, and Hu Zhongfa also brought Jianweixiaoshi tablets, hoping that he could eat more.

This frightened Qin Yuejing and? Jiang Chengyang, good guy, this Hu Zhongfa is willing to eat and die!Fortunately, in the end, Aunt Bai made a timely move, which stopped his suicidal eating.

After Hu Zhongfa and the others left, Qin Yuejing sat on the sofa in the living room with a glass of red wine, put her legs on the tea table in front, and let her whole body fall into the softness behind her.

The bright orange sunset slanted into the house through the balcony window, making the white walls in the house seem to be dyed with a ray of fire for a moment; some hot breeze blowing in from the balcony in summer makes the white curtains Slightly fluttering... What is the quietness of time, it is probably the scene in front of you!

This is my home!

Qin Yuejing took a sip of red wine, and slowly closed her eyes. The red wine in her mouth merged with the breath of summer, turning into a wave of tranquility that filled her whole body...

"Snapped!"

"what!"

Qin Yuejing, who was enjoying the tranquility, suddenly felt something wet on her face, the tranquility was broken in an instant, and he was stimulated to stand up.He quickly took off the wet thing on his face.

It turned out to be a square colored wet towel. Although it looked brand new, Qin Yuejing recognized it as a rag!

Qin Yuejing grabbed the rag, held the red wine, and shouted angrily at the 'culprit' beside her: "Brother, what are you doing, why are you throwing the rag at me?! How dirty!"

Jiang Chengyang crossed his arms and looked at this surprisingly lazy guy: "There are so many tasks on the table, you are quite leisurely!"

Qin Yuejing passed Jiang Chengyang's body, looked at the messy table behind him, and immediately raised a flattering smile: "Oh, I am not tired from cooking just now, I will leave the mess to you Give it to you brother!"

"No, I helped you cook just now, and now you also have to help me clean up."

As he spoke, Jiang Chengyang stepped forward and snatched the rag from Qin Yuejing's hand, and dragged him to the dining table.

"Tell me about you, me? It's just for enjoying, as for what, or we'll clean it up later!"

"No way, me? I'm so upset!"

"Brother, you should go to the hospital for a cleanse freak."

"Do not talk nonsense!"

In the end, under Jiang Chengyang's oppression, Qin Yuejing obediently washed the dishes and wiped the table? Wiped the floor.

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At night, Qin Yuejing, who was lying in her brand new bedroom, looked at the layout of the room through the dim light outside the curtains, and felt very happy.

He finally had his own room, which he could not have imagined more than ten years ago.

After he became sensible, he always slept with the children in the orphanage.Not long after being adopted, his younger siblings were born one after another, and he began to sleep with his younger siblings.

After arriving in the imperial capital, he lived with Jiang Chengyang again.

Although he is very happy living with Jiang Chengyang, but he also hopes to have a bedroom of his own, which is his dream all along!

Now that this dream has come true, he is very happy. It is all thanks to his master!

By the way, I don't know how Xiaofeng and Yuanyuan are doing now.Suddenly thinking of her brother and sister, Qin Yuejing couldn't sleep.

Immediately, he turned over, raised his hand to turn on the lamp beside the bed, picked up his cell phone, and planned to ask Jiang Chengyang if he was asleep.

【Brother, are you asleep? 】

Jiang Chengyang was still awake, and he was looking for some information on his laptop in his bedroom.

He and Qin Yuejing must be prepared for this "Crosstalk Rookie Competition". Although the ranking is not important, he doesn't plan to be eliminated in the first round. He wants to see how the other contestants are doing. .

At this time, his WeChat notification popped up. Jiang Chengyang laughed when he saw it, and quickly typed back: [I'm not asleep, I'm looking up information. 】

Sure enough, after a while, footsteps sounded outside the door, his room was opened, and Qin Yuejing walked in.

"What information are you looking for?" Qin Yuejing said, kicking the slippers aside and climbing onto Jiang Chengyang's bed.

"Aren't we? We're about to start a match? I have to check the opponent's information." As he said that, Jiang Chengyang got up from the desk, went to bed with his notebook, and leaned side by side with Qin Yuejing bedside.

"What are you looking for, in the end, they all died under my 'mouth'!" Qin Yuejing said, turning her head towards Jiang Chengyang and shining her own teeth.

"Well, I know, you plan to bite them to death!" Jiang Chengyang looked at Qin Yuejing's teeth, and laughed amusedly.

"You're a mad dog!" Qin Yuejing rolled her eyes angrily.

"Haha!" Jiang Chengyang laughed, "Stop making trouble, take a look, there are still a lot of strength!"

By the way, the two of them only found out after going to Imperial TV Station that the "Cross Talk Rookie Contest" had already started the national audition as early as May this year.And the two of them belonged to the contestants specially invited by the director team, and that's why they were exempted from the audition.

Just when the two of them were a little confused about being specially recruited, when they saw the list of other special recruits, they instantly understood the meaning of it.

And? The two of them were specially recruited together, not many, just two groups.A group of Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun from Jiqingtang, and a group of Jiang Xinping and Liu Xinying from Shihutang.

"Jiang Xinping, Liu Xinying, who are these two people? I don't know if the young disciples were there when we went to Shihutang Qinyuan Teahouse last time?" Qin Yuejing asked curiously.

"There is too little information on the Internet. It seems that they are really newcomers." Jiang Chengyang searched the Internet and found that there is very little information about these two people, and the appearance of these two people in the video that has been circulated is also very vague.

Although the two disciples of Lion and Tiger Hall? Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang don't know each other, it's not difficult for them to see that the director team probably wants to use the aftermath of the last diss war to stir up the topic again!

Sure enough, what the show is for is topicality!

No wonder that when Xia Chunqiu visited their house for the first time, he pointed directly at the cross talk diss battle. It seems that they were recruited because of that battle.

Except for these three groups of specially recruited contestants, the other cross talk actors were all selected through auditions.

Now that the audition is over, the list has been released, so Jiang Chengyang will know the situation of the participating actors.

Don't think that the comedians selected by the audition are worse than their special recruits.

One of them, a stand-up comedian named Li Wensen, is an overseas Chinese who has returned from overseas. He has been doing talk shows on foreign online platforms before, and has a large number of fans on the Internet, and his popularity is quite high.

In addition, there are cross talk actors Liu Ning and Liu Jia from Hanzhong; three female cross talk actors Yao Sijia, Ding Ling, and Bei Wen from the Jiangnan area; and Fang Chi and Qian Yingzhi, who are also from the south, etc. .These people have certain influence in their local area, as well as fans, their strength should not be underestimated.

At this time, Qin Yuejing pointed to the fashion photos of three Jiangnan female comedians on the computer, and said in surprise: "Female comedians are really rare. I didn't expect to see three at once this time. By the way, they Are you here to participate in the cross talk competition or the women's team competition?"

Jiang Chengyang is funny?: "You'll know when the time comes."

Qin Yuejing nodded, then slumped down and lay flat on the bed: "Oh, what do you think this match is like, can we win?" He turned his head and looked at Jiang Chengyang beside him , "Brother, why don't you do the math."

Jiang Chengyang squinted at Qin Yuejing: "...Why don't you count? Didn't you also learn it?"

"Me? Aren't you afraid of trouble? You can just forget it!"

Jiang Chengyang was a little angry: "You're just too lazy!" He stretched out his leg and kicked Qin Yuejing.

Ever since both of them started to learn the art of diagnosis, Jiang Chengyang had to admire Qin Yuejing's brain? Even learning such mysterious and mysterious things is very fast.Fast is fast, but this guy is the same as before, still so lazy, relying on himself for everything, Jiang Chengyang also convinced him as a junior!

Qin Yuejing didn't hide from being kicked at this time, both of them were wearing shorts now, and their legs were exposed, maybe it was the skin contact that made him feel a little itchy, so he just laughed out loud.

After being kicked, he too? Hastily raised his leg and kicked Jiang Chengyang's big white leg.

"You still dare to kick me?!" Jiang Chengyang felt that his junior was getting more and more unruly!

"Haha, what's wrong with kicking you!"

The two sides came and went, and finally, the two lay flat on the bed, Jiang Chengyang's legs were pinned to Qin Yuejing's, he smiled and said, "Are you convinced?"

"It's over, it's over, haha!"

One of Qin Yuejing's legs hurt a bit from being pressed, but he was still smiling, and then he rolled his eyes, put away his smile, and straightened his face, "Okay, senior brother, why do you love to play so much? , let's go to sleep!"

After speaking, he moved, freed his legs from Jiang Chengyang's, turned over, and planned to sleep.He couldn't beat Jiang Chengyang, so he had better go to bed quickly.

Jiang Chengyang laughed when he saw the defeated general who turned his back, and then he looked at the copper coin on the table, feeling a little itchy in his heart.

Although both of them are learning this technique of diagnosis, at present, even Qin Yuejing, who is exquisite in seven orifices, can't be like Zhang Laizi, who can calculate things by simply moving his fingers.

But fortunately, the divination techniques in the fortune-telling technique handed down by Zhang Laizi not only include counting with fingers, but also teach other methods of divination.

In the end, the two chose the simplest method - tossing copper coins.

This copper coin toss looks simple, but there are some tricks in it, such as the position and angle of the copper coin on the finger, as well as the choice of copper coin, etc., are all particular.

However, compared to other methods such as finger counting, red rope life testing, tortoise shell transfer, etc., throwing copper coins is already the simplest and most intuitive.Anyway, now we just need to test the good and bad!

How about counting the good and bad luck of their competition?

Jiang Chengyang thought about it, but finally gave up.

Forget it, this life has to be figured out, what fun is there!

Sure enough, what their master said was right, this fate is one thing, mysterious and mysterious, the unknown should be revealed in the future, don't pry into it easily, otherwise you will eventually fall into it and become a puppet of fate!

Immediately, Jiang Chengyang stopped thinking about it, got up and put the laptop on the side table, planning to sleep.

Go back to bed and lie down, he was about to turn off the lights, when suddenly he realized, why did Qin Yuejing come to sleep in his room again?

Thinking about it, he got up slightly, and said to Qin Yuejing beside him, "You have your own room, why don't you go to sleep in your own room..."

Before he finished speaking, who would have thought that this person actually let out a slight snoring sound.

Jiang Chengyang was a little funny, this guy has always slept faster than him, and he can fall asleep in the blink of an eye.

Thinking of the classic sketch line, "People who are heartless sleep well, and those who are narrow-minded can't sleep", Jiang Chengyang couldn't help laughing silently again.

Seeing the hair whirling behind the head of the person beside him, he couldn't help but poke lightly in spite of himself, how could his junior brother be so funny!Jiang Chengyang didn't know that at this moment, there was infinite pampering and tenderness in his eyes.

Forget it, anyway, the bed is big enough for two people to sleep.Thinking about it, Jiang Chengyang turned off the desk lamp beside him and fell asleep.

The author has something to say: "People without heart and lungs have high sleep quality, and those with small eyes can't sleep", from the sketch "Xiao Cui Talking About Things"

感谢在2020-01-1217:48:20~2020-01-1519:07:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!