Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

Just when Yu Zhiming and the others were worried about Yu Hao, in the hospital ward, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were staring at the two black clay pills lying in Qin Yuejing's palm in a daze.

"So? Are you going to give it a try?" Jiang Chengyang asked, frowning.

Early this morning, Qin Yuejing suddenly yelled, as if remembering something important, then hurriedly took out a small iron box from her pocket, opened it, and then Two black clay pills were poured out of the small iron box and handed to them.

"Didn't our master say that he found three pills in the ancient tomb? Now there are two left, and one of them is probably eaten by the master. You see, our master is over 80 years old, and still He has clear ears and eyes, I suspect it's because of taking this elixir!" Qin Yuejing said with a swearing look.

"Don't talk about it, you should know that the ancient tomb in the master's paragraph is from ancient times, it seems to be the Yuan Dynasty. At that time, the Taoist priests used cinnabar mercury to make alchemy. If it doesn't taste good, it will be dead! "Jiang Chengyang directly refused.

Qin Yuejing didn't listen, he lightly picked up a black pill with his fingers, held it up in front of himself, and planned to test the medicine himself: "I'll try it first."

Seeing that the person in front of him was about to commit suicide, Jiang Chengyang directly turned sideways and grabbed Qin Yuejing's hand, and this movement involved their wounds, instantly causing him excruciating pain.

Qin Yuejing, who was restrained, saw Jiang Chengyang's pale face in pain, quickly put down the pill, stood up and supported his shoulder, and let him lie down: "It's all right, where did you bump into, do you want to call the nurse?" Looking at him, he quickly lifted Jiang Chengyang's quilt, checked the wound, and saw that there was no blood stain coming out, he was instantly relieved.

"It's not your fault!" Jiang Chengyang glared at Qin Yuejing angrily.

Qin Yuejing touched her face and said with a smile: "I think? Our master can't harm us, and he? It's impossible to keep two poisonous things around. Do you remember? No, this? The small box is still in our Found it under Master's pillow, I guess he cherishes it very much!"

Jiang Chengyang seemed to remember something after Qin Yuejing said this.

"I remember... Master seemed to have taken this iron box before, and I seemed to ask him what was in it, what did Master say at the time?" Jiang Chengyang pondered for a moment, then continued, "It seems to mean... What kind of panacea is this? If we have something to do with our bodies in the future, we can take the medicine in this? It will be fine."

Qin Yuejing's eyes lit up, and she was excited: "Really, that's probably right!"

"But I think? Let's find cats and dogs? It's safer to have a try." Jiang Chengyang was still worried.

Qin Yuejing pursed her lips: "Just two elixirs, which are given to cats and dogs, what else are we going to eat? What if it really is an elixir that can achieve immortality, wouldn't we be blind for nothing! "

Seeing Qin Yuejing's persistence, Jiang Chengyang was extremely worried, but his eyes immediately focused on the iron box.

"Wait a minute, show me the box, and the lid."

Qin Yuejing was puzzled, and obediently handed the box to Jiang Chengyang, but he? held the two pills tightly in his hand, so? If he? Throw it away, then he? Really? Cry to death.

Jiang Chengyang noticed Qin Yuejing's careful thoughts, and it was a little funny.

After he took the tin box, he looked at it slowly, and then he found that there were three characters engraved on the back of the lid of the tin box. Those three characters were crooked. If you don't look carefully, it's true ?I can't find it, but I can vaguely recognize it. It's the three words 'can be eaten'!

"This..." Jiang Chengyang pointed at these three words, and looked at Qin Yuejing in shock.

Qin Yuejing also leaned over to look at it, and immediately laughed: "Haha, I just said? You can eat it, come quickly? Brother, let me eat it for you, and we will become immortals!"

He said that without waiting for Jiang Chengyang's reaction, he directly stuffed a pill into Jiang Chengyang's mouth, and then took another one himself.

The moment the pill entered the mouth, Qin Yuejing almost couldn't spit it out.

They glanced at Jiang Chengyang, and found that his senior brother also had a constipated expression on his face.He was afraid that Jiang Chengyang would spit it out, so he directly raised his hand to cover his brother's mouth!

Jiang Chengyang stared, this? Death to Qin Yuejing!Then he raised his hand to cover Qin Yuejing's mouth.

In the end, the two of you looked at me and I looked at you, struggling for a while, but swallowed the elixir in their mouths.

After Qin Yuejing swallowed the elixir, she quickly picked up the mineral water on the side and drank it.After he finished drinking, he quickly took a glass of warm water and handed it to Jiang Chengyang.

Now Jiang Chengyang's stomach tube and abdominal tube have been removed, and he can drink water.

Jiang Chengyang took the cup and drank it in a big gulp. Only then did he suppress the stench in his mouth.

"I'm going, it's too smelly! What the hell is this? It's really shit!" Qin Yuejing said while sticking out her tongue.

Hearing the question of shit, Jiang Chengyang, who put down his cup, immediately turned black, and shouted angrily: "You fucking don't even know whether it's shit or medicine, just give it to me!"

"Haha! Is it fun!" Qin Yuejing hugged her stomach and laughed.

After that, the two of them calmed down and began to stare wide-eyed and wait for the effect of the medicine to take effect. However, after looking at each other for 10 minutes, the two of them didn't feel any difference.

Qin Yuejing couldn't help but sighed: "Oh, it's true that what Master said is a lie."

Jiang Chengyang just wanted to nod, but the next second, his stomach suddenly felt a sharp pain. This pain was really not a normal pain, it was even worse than being stabbed in the stomach with a knife!

"What's the matter, Senior Brother?" Noticing Jiang Chengyang's strange behavior, Qin Yuejing quickly got up and asked.And at the same time when they got up, their stomachs began to twist and hurt.

"Oh, my stomach hurts so much!" Qin Yuejing's face turned pale from the pain in an instant, and she couldn't help but yelled out.

"Hurry up, get me the potty, I can't hold it in anymore!" Jiang Chengyang had a bad expression, and hurriedly greeted Qin Yuejing.

"What? Oh, you wait!"

Qin Yuejing immediately bent down and took out the bedpan under the bed, and handed it to Jiang Chengyang.

Jiang Chengyang lifted the quilt, took off his pants, turned over, and pressed the bedpan under his body, just for convenience.

At that time, Qin Yuejing also suddenly felt a loud noise in her stomach.

"I can't do it, brother, I can't take it anymore, I, I'm going to the toilet first, if you have anything to do, call the nurse!"

Qin Yuejing was already in so much pain that she was so weak that she couldn't breathe. After saying that, she hurriedly ran into the toilet holding her stomach.If it was a little later, they probably would have passed out!

? Jiang Chengyang, who was on the bed all the time, was also in pain, and sweat was pouring out layer by layer.

They suspected that their master was simply teasing them. The two black pills might be Croton!God, they? Are still sick, they? Will? Won't? Just die like this!

In the bathroom, Qin Yuejing who was sitting on the toilet was also going through the most difficult moment in his life.

They felt that they were so painful that they were unconscious.This? It hurts more than diarrhea. I guess it's about time to have a baby!

At that time, they couldn't help but began to blame their master.Is the old man playing tricks on him? With him? Brother!

God, who is coming? Help me, it hurts like hell!

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The doctors and nurses in this hospital will finally remember this day, the nightmare dominated by the shit of two comedians.

A young man who had just had an operation a few days ago was lying on the bed smelling like that; another person who was said to be this man's younger brother almost passed out in the toilet, and the poop after diarrhea was thrown into the toilet blocked!

When the nurse who changed the dressing entered this ward, she was almost overwhelmed by the smoke.

In the end, as a last resort, the hospital came out to change the ward for the two of them, and several nurses worked together to clean up the ward. The master who repaired the toilet was found, and after repairing the bathroom, he looked lifeless. Lovely, it seems that for a moment, I feel that this world is not worth it!

"How do you make a family member! Eat things indiscriminately? Do you know who eats dead people!" The attending doctor yelled at Qin Yuejing sharply, but seeing Qin Yuejing's eyes darken, he also looked miserable He looked like Xi, and his tone gradually slowed down. He rubbed his forehead and sighed, "Fortunately, there is no big problem. If you don't know if you can eat something in the future, don't eat it. If you really want to eat it, Ask our doctors and nurses, do you know?"

"Got it, got it, thank you doctor." Qin Yuejing nodded quickly in agreement.

After that, Qin Yuejing sent the doctors and nurses out of the new ward with frivolous steps.

When he returned to the ward, he saw Jiang Chengyang, who was also miserable lying on the hospital bed, and forced himself to jerk off, saying, "It's okay, I just had diarrhea for a while, it doesn't matter!"

"But we are also famous in this hospital." Jiang Chengyang thought of the scene when they were changing wards just now, when the patients and their families pointed at them, he wanted to get out of bed and beat Qin Yuejing to death .

Qin Yuejing touched her head in embarrassment, and then he smelled his own stench.

"Senior brother, you'll scold me later, I'll take a bath first!"

As she said that, Qin Yuejing walked into the bathroom with a change of clothes, and after a while, there was a sound of running water.

Jiang Chengyang also raised his arms and smelled himself.Really stinks!He? I really want to take a bath, okay?

After taking a bath, Qin Yuejing felt refreshed. Looking at herself in the mirror, her eyes suddenly widened.

Immediately, he ran out before drying off the water on his head, and came directly to Jiang Chengyang's hospital bed, and raised his arm to his senior brother: "Look, senior brother, my Isn't the skin much whiter, and the pores have also become smaller!" Jiang Chengyang frowned, observed carefully, and found that it really? As? Qin Yuejing said?, the skin is much more delicate.

"And now I feel relaxed all over, and my energy is much better!" Qin Yuejing said, and couldn't help but jump up, "I think...the pill is still very effective."

"Okay, okay, stop jumping, go get a towel and wipe me off, I'm about to stink to death!"

"okay!"

Qin Yuejing immediately went back to the bathroom to get the washbasin and towels.

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?Shi Qin Yuejing took the twisted towel and smiled at Jiang Chengyang with a lewd smile.

Jiang Chengyang black line: "Brother, I am a patient now."

"Oh, brother, what do you say? What, of course I know you are a patient."

Qin Yuejing held the towel in one hand, and lifted Jiang Chengyang's quilt with the other.

Looking at Jiang Chengyang who was wearing a hospital gown, Qin Yuejing burst out laughing again: "Brother, will you take it off by yourself or let me take it off?"

Jiang Chengyang smiled helplessly, then began to unbutton his chest and open his clothes.

At that time, Jiang Chengyang was lying on the bed, his fair skin looked paler because of his illness, but it was set off by his black hair, which became more and more thick, and his whole body had a trace of unknown sick beauty. Qin Yuejing couldn't help but swallow He swallowed his saliva, he? How do you feel, he? Senior brother looks better than before...

"Smelly rascal!" Jiang Chengyang noticed Qin Yuejing's straight eyes and couldn't help but swear.

Qin Yuejing reacted?, and quickly replied: "You are a stinking hooligan! You used to take advantage of me! Let me see what happened!"

"I'm a patient now!" Jiang Chengyang gritted his teeth, "You are too cruel!"

What you said made Qin Yuejing a little helpless: "Senior brother, I haven't done anything yet! What are you doing!" Talking to him, he curled his lips and ignored Jiang Chengyang and him. , Immediately picked up the towel and slowly wiped Jiang Chengyang's body.

Qin Yuejing also took off the abdominal gauze temporarily?When they saw the long stitched wound, they were sad, if they could have run farther, if they could have helped...

"Okay, don't look at it, it's not your fault!" Jiang Chengyang knew what this junior brother was thinking, grabbed Qin Yuejing's towel and wiped it lightly around his wound a few times, then re-applied the gauze. ? New cover.

"Senior brother..." Qin Yuejing looked at Jiang Chengyang in front of her, her mouth puckered, and her eyes were red.

"Stop it, I've said it, it's not your fault, it's mainly because that man is so amazing!" Jiang Chengyang stretched out his hand and patted Qin Yuejing's head to comfort him, "I'm a little cold, wipe me quickly!"

Qin Yuejing sniffed, and quickly brought back the towel? Continue to wipe Jiang Chengyang's body.

After wiping, nothing was taken advantage of, any self-blame was gone, and now Qin Yuejing only had a look of disgust on her face: "Oh my god! This? It's too dirty, it can even rub a ball. "Looking at the blackened towel, he couldn't take it anymore.

Jiang Chengyang gritted his teeth: "I don't believe it, it wasn't like this when you took a bath just now!"

What did Qin Yuejing think of and not say? Talk, just focus on it? Wipe Jiang Chengyang's body.

It was not until several pots of water were changed and two towels wasted that Jiang Chengyang's body was finally wiped clean.At this moment, Jiang Chengyang only felt extremely relaxed.

At that time, Jiang Chengyang also noticed that their skin had improved a lot, and they could also slightly feel that the incision on their abdomen began to itch.

"Haha, I just said? This? The medicine is a panacea, right? Maybe? Your current wound is growing. Wait until tomorrow and let the doctor come over? You'll know after an examination." Qin Yuejing said happily.Sure enough, they are smart. From this point of view, Jiang Chengyang should recover well.

"It's just that the process was so painful that it almost killed me!" Jiang Chengyang said in a somewhat grumpy manner.

"As long as the result is good!" Qin Yuejing still grinned.

Hearing these words, Jiang Chengyang was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled helplessly.I just hope that next time it won't be such a pain!

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