Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!
Chapter 50 "The Old Way of Qingling"
Early the next morning, Jiang Chengyang woke up? Then he turned his head and saw Qin Yuejing beside him. At this time, this person was twisting his body, lying on the sofa and falling asleep.
Jiang Chengyang couldn't help but sighed, obviously he said he didn't need anyone to accompany him.
As if sensing that Jiang Chengyang had woken up, Qin Yuejing immediately opened her eyes, rubbed her own neck, then stood up and stretched.
"Oh, it seems that I have to buy a folding bed tomorrow? This sofa is too uncomfortable to sleep on?"
"Go home and sleep at night, I don't need anyone to take care of me here." Jiang Chengyang persuaded.
Qin Yuejing waved her hand: "That won't work, I'm alone when I go home, why not be here with you, with me by your side, you're not lonely anymore? Well, I'm not lonely either, isn't it good? Well, hey!" At the end of the talk, he laughed out loud.
Looking at Qin Yuejing's smile, Jiang Chengyang also raised the corners of his mouth.Yes, they are all lonely people, and they are not lonely when they are accompanied by each other!
While the two were talking, someone knocked on the door of the ward? A middle-aged man came in? This man was none other than the lawyer Xing whom Qin Yuejing met yesterday.
Attorney Xing is now? As Jiang Chengyang's defense lawyer, he also immediately devoted himself to his work.He not only inquired about the Jiang Chengyang case, but also went through the entrustment procedures for Jiang Chengyang to sign.Afterwards, he reassured Jiang Chengyang, saying that this case? He will be responsible to the end. Finished? Attorney Xing quickly turned around and left.
Just when the two of them lamented that lawyer Xing acted vigorously and resolutely, they did not expect that someone knocked on the door of the ward again.It turned out to be Hu Zhongfa, Aunt Bai, and Hu Qing and Hu Leilei.
"Why are you all here? Sit down quickly."
As Qin Yuejing said, she hurriedly stepped forward to take the insulated lunch box from Aunt Bai and put it on the tea table next to the sofa. She greeted the four of them, and then raised the head of the hospital bed so that Jiang Chengyang could Sit up a bit.
"Okay? Don't be too busy. Do you know that Xiao Jiang is awake? We have to come and take a look." Hu Zhongfa said and came to Jiang Chengyang's side, "How is it? Xiao Jiang?"
"It's much better, thank you fat uncle!" Jiang Chengyang was leaning on the bed at this moment, smiling and thanking Hu Zhong.
"Oh, I've listened to it for the past few days. Thank you so much, you two are welcome." Hu Zhongfa laughed when he saw that Jiang Chengyang was in good spirits.He was finally relieved? Heaved a sigh of relief.
"Brother Jiang, what does it feel like to be stabbed?" Hu Qing also came to the hospital bed to look at Jiang Chengyang at this time, but the questions he asked were a little out of his head.
Sure enough, before Jiang Chengyang could react, Hu Qing was slapped on the head by Hu Zhongfa.
"You're going to die, ask? What are you doing? Can you talk?" Hu Zhongfa was convinced too? His son? Can you ask this kind of thing?
The others laughed when they saw Hu Qing being knocked down.
"Xiao Qin, I made it? Some porridge, drink it while it's hot." Aunt Bai hurriedly asked Qin Yuejing to have breakfast, "By the way? Can Xiao Jiang eat it?"
"The nurse said now? We can only give some nutrient solution temporarily." Qin Yuejing replied.
Hu Zhongfa nodded: "Then you have to listen to the doctor or nurse."
Afterwards, the few people chatted again, knowing that Jiang Chengyang's health is fine now, so Hu Zhongfa and the others felt relieved, and then left.
At this time, Qin Yuejing was sitting in front of the hospital bed and looking at his senior brother, drinking porridge, Jiang Chengyang's throat moved, his brows frowned and he got up: "Can you stay away from me, it's annoying! "
Qin Yuejing almost burst out laughing.
After Qin Yuejing finished eating, the nurse started to come over to change Jiang Chengyang's drip and give him nutritional supplements?
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After a while, Du Shaoyuan, Tang Ziyun, Zhou Shiya, and Dai Xin, who knew that Jiang Chengyang was awake, also came to visit the patient with flowers and fruits.About Jiang Chengyang, Zhou Shiya had already told the other three immediately.
Qin Yuejing quickly took the fruits and flowers, and welcomed him into the ward.
The four of Du Shaoyuan entered the ward and surrounded Jiang Chengyang's bed.
"Thank you guys?!"
Jiang Chengyang looked at the four of them and smiled. After speaking, he thanked Zhou Shiya sincerely, "I heard from my junior brother that you hired an expert for me, thank you!"
"Oh, it's okay!" Zhou Shiya quickly waved her hands, "We're all friends, so you're welcome!"
At this time, Dai Xin looked at the weak Jiang Chengyang with red eyes, and said with some resentment: "Really? Damn, who is so perverted!"
Qin Yuejing sighed: "Now? It's still in the investigation stage, and we don't know who is behind the scenes!"
Du Shaoyuan frowned and said, "Let's go back and ask someone? Ask?, and find out which bastard it is!"
Qin Yuejing nodded, and couldn't help thinking about him and his elder brother's enemies in the imperial capital...
"Actually, I don't think it's a big deal. What's strange is, who found so many experts and doctors for Xiao Jiang?!" Tang Ziyun touched his chin and said suddenly.
"Could it be Brother He?" Du Shaoyuan looked at Qin Yuejing and asked.The Brother He he was talking about was the husband of the ladyboy Lily, He Yifan.
Qin Yuejing shook her head: "Probably not, I called them when my senior brother was undergoing surgery, but the phone didn't work, and I found out later that they were on the plane and there was no signal. "
At that time, the ladyboys Lily and He Yifan were flying abroad and did not receive Qin Yuejing's call, but afterward, the two called him back, and only then did they know that Jiang Chengyang had been stabbed.The two of them were also a little anxious, but fortunately, Jiang Chengyang's operation had been completed and his condition had stabilized, so the two of them also temporarily let go of their worries.During the period, He Yifan also told Qin Yuejing that he would find someone to pay attention to the progress of Jiang Chengyang's case.
"That's really? Strange? Strange? After Shiya told us about this, I went to ask someone? Ask? Do you know that Jiang Chengyang was the surgeon? But the famous Ding Professor, that person's team has tackled many super difficult surgeries and is internationally famous, this kind of person really can't just be hired with money."
Tang Ziyun shared the news he had inquired.
Hearing this, the others were taken aback for a moment, they didn't expect? Such a famous doctor?!
"And then?" Du Shaoyuan urged, "How did Professor Ding know Jiang Chengyang?"
Tang Ziyun spread his hands: "Then I don't know? I didn't find out!"
"Hi!" Du Shaoyuan rolled his eyes, "Seeing that you are so enthusiastic about what you said, I thought there was something inside!"
The others couldn't help laughing out loud.
Qin Yuejing looked at it? She glanced at Jiang Chengyang and thought, no matter who invited Professor Ding, as long as his senior brother is safe and sound!
Jiang Chengyang noticed Qin Yuejing's eyes, looked over too, and smiled back.
The four of Du Shaoyuan chatted again? After a while, they bid farewell to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, and left? The hospital.
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In the evening, Qin Yuejing saw that the time was almost up, got up and put on his coat, and was about to go out. He planned to go back to the Golden Island nightclub to perform today.
In order to take care of Jiang Chengyang, Qin Yuejing didn't even bother to go to the nightclub. Now that Jiang Chengyang is awake and recovering well, he plans to go back and continue performing.
"Perform well." Jiang Chengyang encouraged Qin Yuejing.
Qin Yuejing chuckled: "It must, if you don't go back, maybe those fans should smash the nightclub!"
Jiang Chengyang couldn't help laughing out loud after hearing this.
"Brother, go to sleep, I go to the performance? I'll be back after the performance."
Jiang Chengyang nodded, then closed his eyes.
Qin Yuejing thought about it, tucked Jiang Chengyang in the quilt, picked up her phone, and hurried out the door.
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When he came to the Golden Island nightclub, Manager Li was surprised to see Qin Yuejing: "Didn't you ask for leave?" This person who should be in the hospital, why did he come to the nightclub so well?
"My senior brother is now? awake?, and the situation has stabilized?, so? I want to come back to perform? And it's just one show, it won't take? How long? I'll just go back to the hospital after the performance It's gone."
"But Jiang Chengyang isn't here? What?" Manager Li thought about it? Xiang Xiang said with some worry.
"Hey, Brother Li, have you forgotten? My master used to be a stand-up comic. Of course I will too. Don't worry."
Manager Li saw that Qin Yuejing was so persistent, so he didn't stop him: "Okay, now? There are really a lot of people who come to listen to your cross talk. You are not here for a few days? ?The nightclub is overturned."
Did Qin Yuejing laugh when she heard this? Their fans just can't do without them!Then he has to talk about it tonight, can't let him down? These fans.
"By the way? Is Jiang Chengyang okay?" Manager Li hurriedly asked about Jiang Chengyang's condition.
"It's okay, the operation is very good, now? Just keep it."
Qin Yuejing didn't know how much Hu Zhongfa had revealed to Manager Li, he could only answer vaguely.
Then, when the time came, after the staff set up the tables? and chairs?, Qin Yuejing, who was wearing a coat, stepped onto the stage alone.
Seeing that Qin Yuejing was alone today, all the guests were stunned.
"What's going on, where is Jiang Chengyang?"
"Did you ask for leave? Yeah!"
"How would you say without Jiang Chengyang?"
"Hey, you don't know yet, their masters were originally stand-ups!"
At this moment, seeing Qin Yuejing on stage alone, the guests in the audience were all discussing in low voices? Discussions? Discussions? But they all had confidence in Qin Yuejing, so they couldn't help but sit up straight. , I plan to listen to the cross talk tonight.
I saw that after Qin Yuejing came to the stage, she didn't stand? beside the table? as usual, but sat on the? chair? behind the table?.
Just when everyone was at a loss, Qin Yuejing made a move. He slapped the Xingmu on the table, and there was a 'pop', the sound was crisp, but there was a faint sense of shock. Silence, then he spoke?:
"The cloudy wind and fertile water want to urge the sky, the ghosts cry and sleep in the lonely tomb of the ancient road
There are countless vicissitudes and dangers in the universe, and I can finally be determined by me...to be safe! "
"it is good!"
Everyone at the scene shouted out without even thinking about it. After applauding, everyone thought about it carefully, and felt that today's opening poem was a bit weird.
Then, they knew the reason? At this time, Qin Yuejing made a sword finger with one hand, gestured in front of him, and said:
"Everyone may have understood the story of my master when he was young from the cross talk "Cripple Zhang?
When my master was young, he helped the poor, intercepted corrupt officials, bandits and bullies. He was really a generation of heroes.But, you may not know the experience of this old man in middle age!It should be when my master was 50 years old, he became a Taoist priest, and he was able to worship? A Qingling Mountain fairy head, so next, I will tell this story! "
Oh, boy!Unexpectedly, there is actually new content today, and seeing Qin Yuejing's style, it's obviously a storyteller!
Everyone couldn't help cheering up, all of their attention was on Qin Yuejing.
Some people in the audience who participated in Zhang Zizi's funeral all had surprises in their eyes, Qingling Mountain Immortal?They are not strangers? Ah, isn't that the Taoist master of Zhang Laizi that Qin Yuejing mentioned when he was playing Allegro in the mourning hall of Zhang Laizi?
Is it necessary to talk about Zhang Laizi today? The story of when he was a Taoist priest? !
"If you say that my master was studying art in Qingling Mountain at that time, it was a hard time! The residence of the Taoist priests on the mountain, also known as the alchemy room, had nothing. The Taoist priests except for practicing meditation every day, which is to cultivate the land. Taoism What is the emphasis? The emphasis is on the unity of man and nature. Lao Tzu? Said: "The law of man is the earth, the law of the earth is the sky, the law of heaven is the way, and the law of the Tao is nature". Become a fairy. So? For specific things, those Taoist priests like to do things by themselves, and the closer to nature, the better. After all, in their eyes, the power of nature is great."
At this time, the nightclub was completely silent, everyone was listening attentively to what Qin Yuejing was saying.
"I said it before? My master, Zhang Laizi, is very smart. As a Taoist priest, he knows it at a glance. No matter what "Tao Te Ching", "Dongxuan Lingbao Dingguan Sutra" and so on, he can memorize it backwards. Moreover, the old Taoist worshiped by my master is said to be a hundred years old. Regardless of his age, he is a young man with white hair and a youthful face, walking like flying. He also witnessed the Boxer Rebellion before. He is really? Really? He is a person?! The best thing this old man can do is to make a fortune-telling technique! How can you make a fortune-telling diagnosis?"
At this time, Qin Yuejing pinched her fingers and got up, and rolled her eyes: "That's it? A fortune teller!"
Everyone laughed and came out, what kind of trick is this? Fortune-telling, this is obviously a charlatan who set up a street stall? Ah!
Immediately Qin Yuejing returned to normal, and took over the conversation: "Of course? I learned from a charlatan? Ah, everyone, don't follow me, your eyes will cramp."
"Ha ha!"
"Then my master followed this old Taoist to learn the art of diagnosing fate with one hand, of course. The most important thing is to diagnose the luck of the world, the rise and fall of a country, and the dragon's veins!" Finally, Qin Yuejing's voice gradually rose.
Hearing Qin Yuejing talk about this, several young men among the guests in the audience couldn't help but feel their hairs stand on end, they actually felt a little excited?!
"This diagnosis technique is good, but it also caused my master a lot of trouble. Why is it so troublesome?
If there was a warlord entrenched near Qingling Mountain at that time, the warlord somehow found it? An ancient tomb, he wanted to go in and do a fight, that is, tomb robbery, and make a fortune. In this way? His military supplies will be there. ?, maybe he can make him an emperor or something.
But they are soldiers and barbarians who can only shoot and shoot, how can they know the art of Feng Shui!So what to do?It happened that the warlord asked? The locals, the locals told the warlord that there is a very magical old Taoist in the Taoist temple on Qingling Mountain, and that old Taoist has supernatural powers!Can pinch will count!Being able to judge fate, the living dead, flesh and bones, is really? really? a special miracle, and is regarded as an old god by their local villagers! "
"When the warlord heard this, could he be spared? That old Taoist! He went to Qingling Mountain that day, planning to lure people to visit the tomb. But? But, they were dumbfounded when they entered this Taoist temple, how could they know the whole world?" Taoist temples are all about practices and things. What is your way of doing things?
Hi!It was the old Taoist known as the old god who became a fairy?!And this veteran is none other than the master of my master Zhang Cripple! "
"When the warlord saw that the person he was looking for was dead, what could he do? So he became fierce and searched for a seasoned apprentice in the Taoist temple. He picked out my master right away."
"My master thought about it at the time, and his expression was a little shy: 'Why are you looking for me? Could it be that you want me to be Mrs. Yazhai?'" Qin Yuejing still raised her finger when she said this. .
"The warlord almost shot him dead when he heard about it? My master."
"Hahaha!"
Qin Yuejing put away the orchid finger, and continued: "After that, my master was tied up by that warlord? Go explore that ancient tomb."
"By the way, my master went with that warlord? The ancient tomb. I was shocked when I saw it. The wind was blowing, the clouds were dense, and the surrounding ghosts were lingering. It was really? really? a dead place. This is completely... the paradise of the dead. , this living person will definitely belch as soon as he enters! My master wanted to run away right away, but in the end he didn't escape a gun."
"Afterwards, my master and the warlord and his troops entered? This ancient tomb.
This ancient tomb is really majestic. Although it has been corroded for many years and has not seen the sun, it is still illuminated by the light of torches. You can still see carved beams and painted buildings, and the corners of the eaves are flying. One of the murals is The painted Peng bird spreads its wings, which is really shocking.The bird spread its wings and flew in the sky, the evening smoke drifted, and the fairy spirit was faint. Under it, there were many people kneeling and prostrating. "
"However, just when everyone was attracted by this magnificent painting, white shadows suddenly appeared one after another in the tomb! And the surrounding air was extremely cold. When I got down, I could still hear the cries of women. .”
"My master secretly thought, this may be something similar to the resentful soul array placed by the owner of the tomb, and at this time the warlord also saw it? He quickly dragged my master to ask? How to solve it.
"My master was not in a hurry. He quickly took out an oiled paper bag from his waist and opened it, revealing a lump of black lacquer. The warlord asked what was it? My master asked He just smiled slightly, and didn't explain it. He only said that if you apply it on your face, your life will be safe. The warlord believed it as soon as he heard it, and quickly grabbed the black thing and applied it on his own face. As he smeared, a stench wafted away.
"Although the warlord was a little skeptical, he saw that my master was also applying the black paint on his face, and thought it might really be a way to save lives, so he endured the stench and ordered everyone to apply it ? Over and over."
"Afterwards, a miraculous thing happened. The many white figures in front of them all disappeared in a flash."
"Why do you think so?"
Everyone was puzzled, waiting for Qin Yuejing to solve the puzzle.
"Hey! Those female? ghosts went around to the side of the corridor and cursed angrily: 'These bastards with shit on their faces stink to death, really? Fucking shame!'"
"Hahaha! Dirty—!"
It's really shit!It turns out that female ghosts are also too dirty!Everyone in the audience couldn't help laughing.
作者有话要说:感谢在2019-12-1110:48:38~2019-12-1319:13:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Jiang Chengyang couldn't help but sighed, obviously he said he didn't need anyone to accompany him.
As if sensing that Jiang Chengyang had woken up, Qin Yuejing immediately opened her eyes, rubbed her own neck, then stood up and stretched.
"Oh, it seems that I have to buy a folding bed tomorrow? This sofa is too uncomfortable to sleep on?"
"Go home and sleep at night, I don't need anyone to take care of me here." Jiang Chengyang persuaded.
Qin Yuejing waved her hand: "That won't work, I'm alone when I go home, why not be here with you, with me by your side, you're not lonely anymore? Well, I'm not lonely either, isn't it good? Well, hey!" At the end of the talk, he laughed out loud.
Looking at Qin Yuejing's smile, Jiang Chengyang also raised the corners of his mouth.Yes, they are all lonely people, and they are not lonely when they are accompanied by each other!
While the two were talking, someone knocked on the door of the ward? A middle-aged man came in? This man was none other than the lawyer Xing whom Qin Yuejing met yesterday.
Attorney Xing is now? As Jiang Chengyang's defense lawyer, he also immediately devoted himself to his work.He not only inquired about the Jiang Chengyang case, but also went through the entrustment procedures for Jiang Chengyang to sign.Afterwards, he reassured Jiang Chengyang, saying that this case? He will be responsible to the end. Finished? Attorney Xing quickly turned around and left.
Just when the two of them lamented that lawyer Xing acted vigorously and resolutely, they did not expect that someone knocked on the door of the ward again.It turned out to be Hu Zhongfa, Aunt Bai, and Hu Qing and Hu Leilei.
"Why are you all here? Sit down quickly."
As Qin Yuejing said, she hurriedly stepped forward to take the insulated lunch box from Aunt Bai and put it on the tea table next to the sofa. She greeted the four of them, and then raised the head of the hospital bed so that Jiang Chengyang could Sit up a bit.
"Okay? Don't be too busy. Do you know that Xiao Jiang is awake? We have to come and take a look." Hu Zhongfa said and came to Jiang Chengyang's side, "How is it? Xiao Jiang?"
"It's much better, thank you fat uncle!" Jiang Chengyang was leaning on the bed at this moment, smiling and thanking Hu Zhong.
"Oh, I've listened to it for the past few days. Thank you so much, you two are welcome." Hu Zhongfa laughed when he saw that Jiang Chengyang was in good spirits.He was finally relieved? Heaved a sigh of relief.
"Brother Jiang, what does it feel like to be stabbed?" Hu Qing also came to the hospital bed to look at Jiang Chengyang at this time, but the questions he asked were a little out of his head.
Sure enough, before Jiang Chengyang could react, Hu Qing was slapped on the head by Hu Zhongfa.
"You're going to die, ask? What are you doing? Can you talk?" Hu Zhongfa was convinced too? His son? Can you ask this kind of thing?
The others laughed when they saw Hu Qing being knocked down.
"Xiao Qin, I made it? Some porridge, drink it while it's hot." Aunt Bai hurriedly asked Qin Yuejing to have breakfast, "By the way? Can Xiao Jiang eat it?"
"The nurse said now? We can only give some nutrient solution temporarily." Qin Yuejing replied.
Hu Zhongfa nodded: "Then you have to listen to the doctor or nurse."
Afterwards, the few people chatted again, knowing that Jiang Chengyang's health is fine now, so Hu Zhongfa and the others felt relieved, and then left.
At this time, Qin Yuejing was sitting in front of the hospital bed and looking at his senior brother, drinking porridge, Jiang Chengyang's throat moved, his brows frowned and he got up: "Can you stay away from me, it's annoying! "
Qin Yuejing almost burst out laughing.
After Qin Yuejing finished eating, the nurse started to come over to change Jiang Chengyang's drip and give him nutritional supplements?
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After a while, Du Shaoyuan, Tang Ziyun, Zhou Shiya, and Dai Xin, who knew that Jiang Chengyang was awake, also came to visit the patient with flowers and fruits.About Jiang Chengyang, Zhou Shiya had already told the other three immediately.
Qin Yuejing quickly took the fruits and flowers, and welcomed him into the ward.
The four of Du Shaoyuan entered the ward and surrounded Jiang Chengyang's bed.
"Thank you guys?!"
Jiang Chengyang looked at the four of them and smiled. After speaking, he thanked Zhou Shiya sincerely, "I heard from my junior brother that you hired an expert for me, thank you!"
"Oh, it's okay!" Zhou Shiya quickly waved her hands, "We're all friends, so you're welcome!"
At this time, Dai Xin looked at the weak Jiang Chengyang with red eyes, and said with some resentment: "Really? Damn, who is so perverted!"
Qin Yuejing sighed: "Now? It's still in the investigation stage, and we don't know who is behind the scenes!"
Du Shaoyuan frowned and said, "Let's go back and ask someone? Ask?, and find out which bastard it is!"
Qin Yuejing nodded, and couldn't help thinking about him and his elder brother's enemies in the imperial capital...
"Actually, I don't think it's a big deal. What's strange is, who found so many experts and doctors for Xiao Jiang?!" Tang Ziyun touched his chin and said suddenly.
"Could it be Brother He?" Du Shaoyuan looked at Qin Yuejing and asked.The Brother He he was talking about was the husband of the ladyboy Lily, He Yifan.
Qin Yuejing shook her head: "Probably not, I called them when my senior brother was undergoing surgery, but the phone didn't work, and I found out later that they were on the plane and there was no signal. "
At that time, the ladyboys Lily and He Yifan were flying abroad and did not receive Qin Yuejing's call, but afterward, the two called him back, and only then did they know that Jiang Chengyang had been stabbed.The two of them were also a little anxious, but fortunately, Jiang Chengyang's operation had been completed and his condition had stabilized, so the two of them also temporarily let go of their worries.During the period, He Yifan also told Qin Yuejing that he would find someone to pay attention to the progress of Jiang Chengyang's case.
"That's really? Strange? Strange? After Shiya told us about this, I went to ask someone? Ask? Do you know that Jiang Chengyang was the surgeon? But the famous Ding Professor, that person's team has tackled many super difficult surgeries and is internationally famous, this kind of person really can't just be hired with money."
Tang Ziyun shared the news he had inquired.
Hearing this, the others were taken aback for a moment, they didn't expect? Such a famous doctor?!
"And then?" Du Shaoyuan urged, "How did Professor Ding know Jiang Chengyang?"
Tang Ziyun spread his hands: "Then I don't know? I didn't find out!"
"Hi!" Du Shaoyuan rolled his eyes, "Seeing that you are so enthusiastic about what you said, I thought there was something inside!"
The others couldn't help laughing out loud.
Qin Yuejing looked at it? She glanced at Jiang Chengyang and thought, no matter who invited Professor Ding, as long as his senior brother is safe and sound!
Jiang Chengyang noticed Qin Yuejing's eyes, looked over too, and smiled back.
The four of Du Shaoyuan chatted again? After a while, they bid farewell to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, and left? The hospital.
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In the evening, Qin Yuejing saw that the time was almost up, got up and put on his coat, and was about to go out. He planned to go back to the Golden Island nightclub to perform today.
In order to take care of Jiang Chengyang, Qin Yuejing didn't even bother to go to the nightclub. Now that Jiang Chengyang is awake and recovering well, he plans to go back and continue performing.
"Perform well." Jiang Chengyang encouraged Qin Yuejing.
Qin Yuejing chuckled: "It must, if you don't go back, maybe those fans should smash the nightclub!"
Jiang Chengyang couldn't help laughing out loud after hearing this.
"Brother, go to sleep, I go to the performance? I'll be back after the performance."
Jiang Chengyang nodded, then closed his eyes.
Qin Yuejing thought about it, tucked Jiang Chengyang in the quilt, picked up her phone, and hurried out the door.
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When he came to the Golden Island nightclub, Manager Li was surprised to see Qin Yuejing: "Didn't you ask for leave?" This person who should be in the hospital, why did he come to the nightclub so well?
"My senior brother is now? awake?, and the situation has stabilized?, so? I want to come back to perform? And it's just one show, it won't take? How long? I'll just go back to the hospital after the performance It's gone."
"But Jiang Chengyang isn't here? What?" Manager Li thought about it? Xiang Xiang said with some worry.
"Hey, Brother Li, have you forgotten? My master used to be a stand-up comic. Of course I will too. Don't worry."
Manager Li saw that Qin Yuejing was so persistent, so he didn't stop him: "Okay, now? There are really a lot of people who come to listen to your cross talk. You are not here for a few days? ?The nightclub is overturned."
Did Qin Yuejing laugh when she heard this? Their fans just can't do without them!Then he has to talk about it tonight, can't let him down? These fans.
"By the way? Is Jiang Chengyang okay?" Manager Li hurriedly asked about Jiang Chengyang's condition.
"It's okay, the operation is very good, now? Just keep it."
Qin Yuejing didn't know how much Hu Zhongfa had revealed to Manager Li, he could only answer vaguely.
Then, when the time came, after the staff set up the tables? and chairs?, Qin Yuejing, who was wearing a coat, stepped onto the stage alone.
Seeing that Qin Yuejing was alone today, all the guests were stunned.
"What's going on, where is Jiang Chengyang?"
"Did you ask for leave? Yeah!"
"How would you say without Jiang Chengyang?"
"Hey, you don't know yet, their masters were originally stand-ups!"
At this moment, seeing Qin Yuejing on stage alone, the guests in the audience were all discussing in low voices? Discussions? Discussions? But they all had confidence in Qin Yuejing, so they couldn't help but sit up straight. , I plan to listen to the cross talk tonight.
I saw that after Qin Yuejing came to the stage, she didn't stand? beside the table? as usual, but sat on the? chair? behind the table?.
Just when everyone was at a loss, Qin Yuejing made a move. He slapped the Xingmu on the table, and there was a 'pop', the sound was crisp, but there was a faint sense of shock. Silence, then he spoke?:
"The cloudy wind and fertile water want to urge the sky, the ghosts cry and sleep in the lonely tomb of the ancient road
There are countless vicissitudes and dangers in the universe, and I can finally be determined by me...to be safe! "
"it is good!"
Everyone at the scene shouted out without even thinking about it. After applauding, everyone thought about it carefully, and felt that today's opening poem was a bit weird.
Then, they knew the reason? At this time, Qin Yuejing made a sword finger with one hand, gestured in front of him, and said:
"Everyone may have understood the story of my master when he was young from the cross talk "Cripple Zhang?
When my master was young, he helped the poor, intercepted corrupt officials, bandits and bullies. He was really a generation of heroes.But, you may not know the experience of this old man in middle age!It should be when my master was 50 years old, he became a Taoist priest, and he was able to worship? A Qingling Mountain fairy head, so next, I will tell this story! "
Oh, boy!Unexpectedly, there is actually new content today, and seeing Qin Yuejing's style, it's obviously a storyteller!
Everyone couldn't help cheering up, all of their attention was on Qin Yuejing.
Some people in the audience who participated in Zhang Zizi's funeral all had surprises in their eyes, Qingling Mountain Immortal?They are not strangers? Ah, isn't that the Taoist master of Zhang Laizi that Qin Yuejing mentioned when he was playing Allegro in the mourning hall of Zhang Laizi?
Is it necessary to talk about Zhang Laizi today? The story of when he was a Taoist priest? !
"If you say that my master was studying art in Qingling Mountain at that time, it was a hard time! The residence of the Taoist priests on the mountain, also known as the alchemy room, had nothing. The Taoist priests except for practicing meditation every day, which is to cultivate the land. Taoism What is the emphasis? The emphasis is on the unity of man and nature. Lao Tzu? Said: "The law of man is the earth, the law of the earth is the sky, the law of heaven is the way, and the law of the Tao is nature". Become a fairy. So? For specific things, those Taoist priests like to do things by themselves, and the closer to nature, the better. After all, in their eyes, the power of nature is great."
At this time, the nightclub was completely silent, everyone was listening attentively to what Qin Yuejing was saying.
"I said it before? My master, Zhang Laizi, is very smart. As a Taoist priest, he knows it at a glance. No matter what "Tao Te Ching", "Dongxuan Lingbao Dingguan Sutra" and so on, he can memorize it backwards. Moreover, the old Taoist worshiped by my master is said to be a hundred years old. Regardless of his age, he is a young man with white hair and a youthful face, walking like flying. He also witnessed the Boxer Rebellion before. He is really? Really? He is a person?! The best thing this old man can do is to make a fortune-telling technique! How can you make a fortune-telling diagnosis?"
At this time, Qin Yuejing pinched her fingers and got up, and rolled her eyes: "That's it? A fortune teller!"
Everyone laughed and came out, what kind of trick is this? Fortune-telling, this is obviously a charlatan who set up a street stall? Ah!
Immediately Qin Yuejing returned to normal, and took over the conversation: "Of course? I learned from a charlatan? Ah, everyone, don't follow me, your eyes will cramp."
"Ha ha!"
"Then my master followed this old Taoist to learn the art of diagnosing fate with one hand, of course. The most important thing is to diagnose the luck of the world, the rise and fall of a country, and the dragon's veins!" Finally, Qin Yuejing's voice gradually rose.
Hearing Qin Yuejing talk about this, several young men among the guests in the audience couldn't help but feel their hairs stand on end, they actually felt a little excited?!
"This diagnosis technique is good, but it also caused my master a lot of trouble. Why is it so troublesome?
If there was a warlord entrenched near Qingling Mountain at that time, the warlord somehow found it? An ancient tomb, he wanted to go in and do a fight, that is, tomb robbery, and make a fortune. In this way? His military supplies will be there. ?, maybe he can make him an emperor or something.
But they are soldiers and barbarians who can only shoot and shoot, how can they know the art of Feng Shui!So what to do?It happened that the warlord asked? The locals, the locals told the warlord that there is a very magical old Taoist in the Taoist temple on Qingling Mountain, and that old Taoist has supernatural powers!Can pinch will count!Being able to judge fate, the living dead, flesh and bones, is really? really? a special miracle, and is regarded as an old god by their local villagers! "
"When the warlord heard this, could he be spared? That old Taoist! He went to Qingling Mountain that day, planning to lure people to visit the tomb. But? But, they were dumbfounded when they entered this Taoist temple, how could they know the whole world?" Taoist temples are all about practices and things. What is your way of doing things?
Hi!It was the old Taoist known as the old god who became a fairy?!And this veteran is none other than the master of my master Zhang Cripple! "
"When the warlord saw that the person he was looking for was dead, what could he do? So he became fierce and searched for a seasoned apprentice in the Taoist temple. He picked out my master right away."
"My master thought about it at the time, and his expression was a little shy: 'Why are you looking for me? Could it be that you want me to be Mrs. Yazhai?'" Qin Yuejing still raised her finger when she said this. .
"The warlord almost shot him dead when he heard about it? My master."
"Hahaha!"
Qin Yuejing put away the orchid finger, and continued: "After that, my master was tied up by that warlord? Go explore that ancient tomb."
"By the way, my master went with that warlord? The ancient tomb. I was shocked when I saw it. The wind was blowing, the clouds were dense, and the surrounding ghosts were lingering. It was really? really? a dead place. This is completely... the paradise of the dead. , this living person will definitely belch as soon as he enters! My master wanted to run away right away, but in the end he didn't escape a gun."
"Afterwards, my master and the warlord and his troops entered? This ancient tomb.
This ancient tomb is really majestic. Although it has been corroded for many years and has not seen the sun, it is still illuminated by the light of torches. You can still see carved beams and painted buildings, and the corners of the eaves are flying. One of the murals is The painted Peng bird spreads its wings, which is really shocking.The bird spread its wings and flew in the sky, the evening smoke drifted, and the fairy spirit was faint. Under it, there were many people kneeling and prostrating. "
"However, just when everyone was attracted by this magnificent painting, white shadows suddenly appeared one after another in the tomb! And the surrounding air was extremely cold. When I got down, I could still hear the cries of women. .”
"My master secretly thought, this may be something similar to the resentful soul array placed by the owner of the tomb, and at this time the warlord also saw it? He quickly dragged my master to ask? How to solve it.
"My master was not in a hurry. He quickly took out an oiled paper bag from his waist and opened it, revealing a lump of black lacquer. The warlord asked what was it? My master asked He just smiled slightly, and didn't explain it. He only said that if you apply it on your face, your life will be safe. The warlord believed it as soon as he heard it, and quickly grabbed the black thing and applied it on his own face. As he smeared, a stench wafted away.
"Although the warlord was a little skeptical, he saw that my master was also applying the black paint on his face, and thought it might really be a way to save lives, so he endured the stench and ordered everyone to apply it ? Over and over."
"Afterwards, a miraculous thing happened. The many white figures in front of them all disappeared in a flash."
"Why do you think so?"
Everyone was puzzled, waiting for Qin Yuejing to solve the puzzle.
"Hey! Those female? ghosts went around to the side of the corridor and cursed angrily: 'These bastards with shit on their faces stink to death, really? Fucking shame!'"
"Hahaha! Dirty—!"
It's really shit!It turns out that female ghosts are also too dirty!Everyone in the audience couldn't help laughing.
作者有话要说:感谢在2019-12-1110:48:38~2019-12-1319:13:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Wangxian 1 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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