Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

Today is the day of Zhang Laizi's funeral.

Before dawn, all kinds of luxury cars were already parked on the side of the alley.These luxury cars are uniformly black, with a white paper flower pasted on the front, which looks very solemn.

Qin Yuejing and the others had been busy in Zhang Laizi's small courtyard this morning.

Neighbors who heard the noise and were awakened in the alley also came out to watch.It was only after they left the house that the old man of the family had left.They have heard before that the old man of this family seems to be a comic talk talker and has two apprentices.

Although the old man is gone now, these two apprentices are really nice and filial. Didn't you see so many luxury cars parked at that street?What a sight the old man is walking!

While watching the excitement, these neighbors did not forget to ask Qin Yuejing if they needed any help.Qin Yuejing and the others also hurriedly thanked them, saying that there are enough friends and enough people.

At this time, the ground from the gate of the courtyard to the entrance of the alley was covered with white linen, and Du Shaoyuan and the others were waiting aside in black clothes.

Afterwards, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, dressed in sackcloth and filial piety, came out of the courtyard.

At this moment, Qin Yuejing was holding a crockpot in her arms, inside it was the paper money burned for Zhang Laizi these days, and Jiang Chengyang was carrying a white banner on his shoulder, on which was written 'West Heaven Road Leading Soul Banner' .

The two walked out of the courtyard first and stepped on the linen cloth, followed by Hu Zhongfa's family of four who also wore white linen cloth around their waists.

At first, the two told Hu Zhongfa that it was enough for the two of them to wear linen and mourning, but Hu Zhongfa insisted that his wife and two children wear white linen.

"There is no one in the old man's family, just us. We are his relatives. Anyway, the old man and I are benefactors, so I have to tie this linen."

The two also knew some of the relationship between Hu Zhongfa and Zhang Zizi. After all, this relationship was told to them by Zhang Zizi recently, so the two did not stop them in the end.

The six of them walked along the sackcloth until they reached the entrance of the alley, and then knelt down. At this time, the expressions on everyone's faces were sad and solemn.

Suddenly, Qin Yuejing held up the clay pot and shouted loudly: "Master, please go!"

After speaking, he threw the pot on the ground and broke it, and then the whole group kowtowed, straightened up, and burst into tears.

In fact, the funeral this time does not need to be too traditional. After all, there are very few people throwing pots and flags during funerals now, and they only reserve them in rural areas.But Hu Zhongfa felt that Zhang Zizi was talking about cross talk, which is a traditional art, and he lived to be 84 years old, so he must like these traditional things, so this traditional funeral method was finally created.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang had no objection, as long as their master could go away in a good way, they would do whatever they wanted.

Before dawn, the cries of Qin Yuejing and the others floated into the sky, as if they were trying to keep the soul of the departed relative.

Suddenly, a ray of light pierced the dark sky. Everyone felt that the sky was bright, and the surroundings were white. They immediately looked up at the sky, but found that the sky was still dark, as if the moment just now was just an illusion.

Everyone was a little bit unbelievable, and they all felt that this weird phenomenon might have something to do with this funeral. They vaguely remembered that the crippled man was once a Taoist priest...

After Hu Zhongfa noticed it, he put his palms together quickly and murmured in a low voice: "The old man has appeared, good old man!"

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang looked at each other, and there was a flash of shock in each other's eyes. Then they wiped away their tears and stood up hastily. Now is not the time to think too much. You can't miss the auspicious funeral.

Hu Zhongfa also got up, called a few people to clean up the scene, and then he immediately took Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang into the car.And Du Shaoyuan and others got into their own cars one after another.

The funeral procession, made up of luxury cars, headed for the funeral home mightily.

As soon as this team appeared on the street, it immediately attracted the attention of the early risers. What kind of funeral is this? There is such a line!

Infiniti, Cadillac, Lamborghini, etc., good guys, if it weren't for the white flowers on the front of these cars, I really thought it was a luxury car show parade somewhere!

Because the time was early enough, the car drove unimpeded and arrived at the funeral parlor on the outskirts of the city.

After arriving at the funeral home, Hu Zhongfa walked in with a group of people in black clothes, so as not to scare the staff of the funeral home. They thought they were coming for a fight.

Hu Zhongfa pulled the staff to ask about the farewell hall he had set, and quickly asked the staff to take Du Shaoyuan and others there first.And he took Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang to the morgue, intending to take one last look at Zhang Cripple.

When they came to the morgue, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang couldn't help their eyes turning red again when they saw the lame Zhang lying alone on the iron bed.

At this time, although Zhang Laizi had passed away for three days, his complexion was still rosy, and he did not look like a person who had been dead for three days at all.But Qin Yuejing, Jiang Chengyang, and Hu Zhongfa were sad, and the light in the morgue was still a miserable white light, so the three of them didn't notice this.

After watching Zhang Laizi for the last time, the three of them turned and went to the farewell hall.

During the period, Hu Zhongfa told the two of the process that they held a farewell ceremony on their side, and the corpse of the crippled man on the other side was about to be pushed over for cremation.After the farewell ceremony is over, they can collect the ashes and bury them.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang expressed their understanding and thanked Hu Zhong repeatedly.

Hu Zhongfa didn't say anything, just patted the shoulders of the two of them.

When the three of them came to the farewell hall, they found that it was already full of people.

Numerous wreaths, elegiac couplets and flowers are arranged in front of the hall, which looks very grand.Surrounded by flowers, it was the black-and-white photo of the cripple, in which the old man was silently laughing.

These wreaths and elegiac couplets were sent by the four of them, Du Shaoyuan, the ladyboy Lily, He Yifan, and fans who often listened to their master-student cross talk in nightclubs in the past two days.All these people came here today.

The memorial service has officially begun.

A master of ceremonies in a suit and leather shoes held a microphone and began to organize the memorial service. Everyone stood in front of the photo of the cripple and began to bow and salute in silence.

Afterwards, the master of ceremonies planned to introduce the life of Zhang Laizi, but at this moment, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang came in front of the master of ceremonies and motioned to give them the microphone.

The master of ceremonies had never encountered such a situation before, but he obediently passed the microphone over.

Qin Yuejing who took the microphone did not speak immediately, but instead looked at the dozens of people present.

This funeral did not have any crosstalk counterparts. They know that their master is no longer known in this industry, and they want to clear up what happened back then, because the history is far away and there is no way to find out. After all, no matter what, the two of them always recognized Zhang Laizi as their master.

However, although there are no cross talk counterparts, all their relatives and friends are here, which is enough, not to mention that among these people there are fans who love Zhang Laizi's cross talk.

Qin Yuejing will never forget the kindness of these people in sending funerals.

Thinking of this, he said, "Thank you everyone for coming to our master's funeral today. As for our master's life, I hope to describe it in a special way."

With a tacit understanding, Jiang Chengyang took out the allegro directly from his waist.

Seeing the allegro, the master of ceremonies beside him widened his eyes.Good guy!This is an allegro at the memorial service!

Before he could react, Jiang Chengyang had already started playing the allegro. With the sound of brisk bamboo boards hitting, Qin Yuejing took the microphone and spoke, and following his narration, everyone seemed to have quickly browsed the life of Zhang Laizi :

"There is a little beggar, my master, Zhang Laizi, Zhang Liji, who is talented and intelligent in his heart, but no one loves begging on the side of the road, but fortunately, it is good to worship the master, but he was murdered by a traitor again, and he was chased by a traitor. After leaving the school, he was lonely and helpless, everyone spurned him, and he was so miserable that no one paid any attention to him. But my master, he was unwilling to fall, worshiped the fairy head of Qingling Mountain, and learned a superb skill!

In youth, killing bullies, eradicating traitors, rescuing the good and helping the old and the weak, he is truly a generation of heroes. Everyone praises him; in middle age, he explores the fairy palace and fetches treasures, as if no one is in the land, and he is a brave man; in his old age , Received the gift of the two disciples from heaven, happy and happy like a family member; when the funeral was going out, it was full of rays of light, and the purple air came, and the nobles supported the spirit and blessed them!

In my master's turbulent and magnificent life, he smiled and wiped away his grievances and hatred.Today, I would like to thank you all for being busy, and from now on, I wish you all great wealth, great luck, and success in everything! "

"it is good!!!"

When everyone present heard Xing Xing, they subconsciously yelled loudly, and even the master of ceremonies beside him couldn't help but say hello.

The applause of everyone resounded through the sky, as if they were also seeing off Zhang Laizi's spirit in heaven.

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Qin Yuejing and the others held a farewell ceremony in the farewell hall, and on the other side, the cremation of Zhang Laizi's body began.

The cremator in the combustion chamber was a little surprised to see another old man in a coat.

"You have a snack for this job. They have a lot of background." After the colleague of Huohua Chemical finished speaking, he quietly handed Huohua a red envelope.

Huohuahua received the red envelope, and he knew it, and quickly replied to his colleagues: "Okay, I understand."

The colleague pushed Lame Zhang into the combustion chamber and then left. There were other bodies outside waiting for him to work on.

The cremator who received the red envelope was in a good mood, and smiled at Zhang Lizi's corpse with a smile: "Old man, don't worry, I will see you off for the last time in a while!"

The number of people who went to cremation today is really unusual. There are many corpses waiting to be cremated in this cremation room.

The cremator was busy living, and just pushed a body into the incinerator, who would have thought that, after turning around again and again, he lay on the ground with his eyes wide open, and the body of that old man with a background just now was gone!

Gone!At this moment, there was only an iron bed left in the corner!

In an instant, the cold sweat on his body was breaking out layer by layer.

He has been working for more than 20 years and is now in his prime, but he is still frightened.

It is said that when he first came to work in the hotel, he might be frightened by those weird ghost stories, but after working for so many years, he has never seen a single ghost.

How did he know that today, in broad daylight, he met a ghost!

Did he just forget that the old man had already been burned?No, no, he only had time to turn around!He obviously saw the old man lying there just now!

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and his body couldn't stop shaking. Even though the room was very hot with an incinerator burning, he still felt frightened and cold all over.

There is no monitoring in their combustion chamber, but even if there is monitoring, he dare not look at it.If he encounters something again, he will be really unlucky!

He heard from his colleague just now that the old man had a background in his family, and now that the old man's body suddenly disappeared, it would be a big deal!And he took all the red envelopes, which were quite thick...

Thinking of this, Huohuahua secretly made up his mind, no matter what, he had to keep this matter a secret!

Yes, hide it!

In the end, the cremator gritted his teeth, not daring to say anything, and hurriedly stood up tremblingly, continuing his work, only thinking that he must go to the temple to worship after today.