Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

"...Practice three nines in winter, practice three volts in summer, cross the waist with the dragon, cross the hands with the tiger, walk in one breath..."

Hiding in the shade, Zhang Laizi sat on a chair and smoked a pipe, smilingly looking at Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang who were holding their hands up and tying their horses.

Today's training started as usual.

In the early morning, the dog days of the sun radiated heat like money, and at this time the sweat of the two of them was gushing out like a faucet turned on.

The two of them did not complain, and let the sweat flow down, calmly, squatting.

At this time, someone knocked on the courtyard door, and it was a man and a woman who came.

The two were tall and straight, standing by the door, like models under the camera, but with a lot of health care products in their hands, they looked like they were here to give warmth.

Among them, the woman wearing a suspender dress is the ladyboy Lily whom I haven't seen for a long time. At this time, I saw that her usual big wavy hair has become a neat short hair, and her proud chest has become flat; and the man beside her is Shirt and trousers, an elite style.

Hearing the knock on the door, Qin Yuejing followed the trend and was immediately startled by the shemale Lily who had changed her appearance so much. The next moment he widened his eyes and was about to shout: "My God..."

In the middle of saying this, the cripple Zhang yelled back.

"Shut up! Don't get discouraged, squat down!"

Qin Yuejing quickly stopped speaking, and turned her gaze back.

Shemale Lili couldn't help but laugh when she saw Qin Yuejing holding her mouth shut after being reprimanded.She hurriedly pulled the man beside her into the yard, and stood in front of Zhang Laizi.

"Hello, Mr. Zhang."

Lame Zhang nodded, glanced at the ladyboy Lily, then at the man beside him, and raised his eyebrows.Looking at the gifts wrapped in large and small packages in the hands of the two of them, I also understood a little bit in my heart.

This is going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing!

"You two come in with me." After saying that, Zhang Lizi got up and entered the main room, and the ladyboy Lily quickly followed her with her companion.

Seeing the three of them entered the room, Qin Yuejing quickly tilted her head and asked Jiang Chengyang beside her in a low voice.

"Hey, senior brother, the man next to Sister Lili looks familiar to me. He seems to have been to our store before, doesn't he?" Qin Yuejing thought for a while and continued to ask, "This man is Sister Lili. Who, can't it be a new boyfriend, good guy, this person is half a head taller than Sister Lily!"

Jiang Chengyang didn't reply. He noticed the man just now. Although he was good-looking and had a smile on his lips, his eyes were cold.

This kind of person is a typical smiling tiger. Despite being kind on the surface, he is more ruthless than anyone else in his heart, but he doesn't know what the relationship between this person and Sister Lili is.

After entering the house, Zhang Laizi took the two of them to the living room on the left side of the main room.This main room is the largest room in this small courtyard, not only has a bedroom, but also a simple living room.

Entering the living room, Zhang Laizi sat on the sofa beside him and asked the two to sit down.

After shemale Lily and her companion sat down, she quickly put the health care products she was carrying aside, and said to Zhang Cripple:

"Mr. Zhang, this is a little thought from us. I don't know what you like, so I bought some of them."

Zhang Laizi thanked with a smile: "It's a waste."

In the next second, the room fell into silence. Zhang Lizi was waiting for the ladyboy Lily to speak, and the ladyboy Lily was organizing her words, while her companion sat silently aside.

For a while, none of the three continued to talk, only the old-fashioned clock was ticking.

At this time, Zhang Laizi looked at the watch on the wall and found that the time had come, so he hurriedly shouted outside.

"It's time! Go get some water for the guests!"

The voice was loud, but it made the man beside Lily look at Zhang Laizi more.

Cripple Zhang finished shouting, then looked at the ladyboy Lily and the two with a smile: "Tell me, what's the matter with me?"

In the courtyard, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, who seemed impatient to find out the truth of the matter, immediately paid off, grabbed the towels at the side, took out two bottles of mineral water from the kitchen refrigerator, and ran into the house without stopping.

Seeing the impatient two rushing into the house, Zhang Zizi was amused and at the same time felt a little ashamed, these two brats!

After handing the mineral water to the demon Lily and her companions, they sat aside obediently and wiped their sweat.

Seeing Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang coming in, the ladyboy Lily also hurriedly introduced the man beside her, and explained the reason for her visit today: "Let me introduce to you first, this is my husband He Yifan. We want to hold a wedding, so today we come here to visit, please ask Mr. Zhang to choose an auspicious day."

Lame Zhang was the one to decide the wedding date, and it was the shemale Lily who decided it herself.One must know that she has known Zhang Laizi for a long time, so she naturally knows that this old man is quite capable.Even if you don't know, watching how Hu Zhongfa flatters a cripple every day, you should think of some reasons.

He Yifan just smiled the whole time, sitting aside, as if everything was decided by the ladyboy Lily.

"What, I'm already a husband!" Qin Yuejing was shocked when she heard that the ladyboy Lily was getting married.

"Of course!" Shemale Lili raised her hand and shook the ring on Qin Yuejing's hand, "We have already obtained the certificate, but we are a legal couple, have you seen such a big diamond finger! "

Qin Yuejing doesn't know much about diamond rings, but Jiang Chengyang knows a little bit. Such a big diamond ring must be worth a lot of money. It seems that Lily's husband is very rich!

"Congratulations, Sister Lily." Although Jiang Chengyang was also shocked, he still congratulated with a smile.

"Congratulations!" Qin Yuejing who was shocked at this time also smiled and congratulated.

"Well, good, good."

Lame Zhang nodded, his eyes swept back and forth on the ladyboy Lily and He Yifan, constantly observing their faces, and then touched his chin, "Okay, no problem, I'll fix an auspicious day for you and He Meimei A happy life."

"Then thank you, old man." Shemale Lily smiled happily.

"Tell me about your date of birth." Lame Zhang asked.He is about to start counting the auspicious days of the zodiac.

Shemale Lily took out a piece of red paper from her bag and handed it to Cripple Zhang as if she had already prepared it.

After Zhang Laizi took the red paper, he looked at the birthday horoscope on it, his fingers fluttered, and he began to pinch and count.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's eyes widened. This was the first time they saw Zhang Laizi telling someone's fortune since they were apprentices.

It turned out that their master said that he had been a Taoist priest before, and he was really not bragging!

After a while, Zhang Zizi was done, and handed back the red paper on which the date of birth was recorded to the shemale Lily: "On the third day of the next month, the yang embraces the yin and yang. This day is the most suitable for the fate of the two of you."

"Okay, thank you, Mr. Zhang." Shemale Li Lilian quickly took out her mobile phone to check the date, and wrote it down.

Qin Yuejing was really curious, and it came out, it felt like she just moved her fingers!

Immediately, the ladyboy Lili thought of something, and quickly looked at He Yifan beside her: "Yifan, do you want to ask about your affairs, the old man is very powerful!"

He Yifan raised his eyebrows, then glanced at the crippled Zhang sitting beside him, intending to refuse, but seeing his beloved respect this old man so much, he thought to himself, why not give it a try, if the calculation is really accurate, He must be grateful.

He pondered for a while, organized his language, and said his own affairs: "I want to invest recently, but it is difficult to choose a location."

Having said this, he suddenly stopped.There are a lot of things involved here, and I can't say all of them. Now I just don't know if the old man in front of me has the ability.

Hearing He Yifan's short sentence, Zhang Laizi laughed, moved his fingers again, and said, "I'm very troubled by what you said so unclearly, but since you are now Zhou Li's husband, I I can tell you something." After a pause, he paused his fingers while talking and laughing, and quickly wrote the word 'Tong' on the armrest of the sofa.

"Go south to find 'Tong'."

That's how Lame Zhang tells people's fortunes. If you give me incomplete information, then I will give you vague and incomplete answers.But Zhang Laizi is very confident that his answer will satisfy the people in front of him.

He Yifan looked at the strokes, raised his eyebrows immediately, and then he thought of something, a flash of light flashed in his eyes, he quickly said sorry, left the room, and went out to make a phone call.

Qin Yuejing feels that this situation is like a plot that is often seen in TV dramas. No matter how he looks at it, he feels that his master is like an old liar!

Then He Yifan was also a bit wrong, what he said was not clear, he didn't know what this person wanted to say, and the most amazing thing was that their master understood it?

Qin Yuejing suppressed the doubts in her heart, and decided to ask his master later.

After a while, He Yifan came back, and then planned to leave with the ladyboy Lily.

Before leaving, He Yifan said to Zhang Laizi: "Master Zhang, if it is true as you said, I will definitely reward you."

Zhang Laizi was unmoved, still smiling like that: "It's easy to say, Xiaoqin and Xiaojiang, let's go see off you, Sister Lily and her lover."

"okay!"

The two sent the ladyboys Lily and He Yifan out of the main room, and continued to the alley entrance.

"My God, Sister Lily, why did you become like this now!" Qin Yuejing finally asked his biggest question today.

"Isn't it good, I feel very refreshing!" Shemale Lili touched her neat short hair, and then patted her chest, "Silicone is not good for the body, so I took it out!"

"En." Qin Yuejing nodded seriously, "That's right, the old ones were too heavy!"

"What are you talking about!" Jiang Chengyang patted Qin Yuejing, this is not talking about cross talk, he really said everything.

And He Yifan also quickly hugged the ladyboy Lily, not wanting to embarrass this person again, he hurriedly said to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang: "Thank you for taking care of Zhou Li!"

"Where is it! Sister Lili is taking care of us!" Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang quickly replied politely.

At this time, the four of them had come to the side of the road, and there was a luxury car parked here, it seemed that it should be the car of the ladyboy Lily and He Yifan.

Seeing that the ladyboy Lily and He Yifan were about to get in the car and leave, Qin Yuejing suddenly thought of something, and quickly pulled the ladyboy Lily aside, and said, "Sister Lily, if you are bullied in the future, tell us, we will help you out, come on." Isn’t it because we taught the foreigner a terrible lesson, isn’t it Senior Brother!”

As he said that, he deliberately glanced at He Yifan, the meaning couldn't be more obvious, if this person dared to treat Sister Lily badly, they would take action to clean it up.

This guy!Jiang Chengyang beside him was a little funny, but he nodded in cooperation.

Of course He Yifan heard it too, and knew what Qin Yuejing meant, he smiled, he didn't expect Zhou Li's friend to be quite righteous.

Afterwards, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang watched them get into the car and leave, then returned to the courtyard to continue training.

■

A few days later, the ladyboy Lili and He Yifan visited the courtyard again.

This time the two took nothing, only a bank card and a few wedding invitations.

When Lame Zhang saw this bank card, he knew that He Yifan's matter had been resolved.

"Grandpa, this bank card is a thank you gift. Although it is not enough to repay your kindness, it is also a little thought from us. If you have other orders in the future, you can come to me at any time! And we also hope that you and your two apprentices can Go to our wedding." He Yifan sincerely invited, and the ladyboy Lily also agreed.For them, Mr. Zhang is a distinguished guest.

Lame Zhang agreed with a smile, and left both the invitation and the bank card.Afterwards, the ladyboy Lily and He Yifan left contentedly.

After the two left, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang came to Zhang Laizi's room. At this moment, their master was fingering the bank card, wondering what he was thinking.

"Master, you are amazing. You are so accurate. Is this bank card just a reward?" Qin Yuejing asked in surprise.

"Yes!" Cripple Zhang recovered his senses and nodded.

"The money comes here too fast. If I had known this, I would have learned fortune-telling from you." Qin Yuejing said deliberately teasing the lame Zhang.

Zhang Laizi squinted his eyes, and glanced at Qin Yuejing: "You have already learned."

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were both taken aback: "When did you learn it?"

"Of course it's "The Adventures of Cripple Zhang"!"

After Zhang Laizi finished speaking, he got up and planned to put the bank card away.This is what he left for his two apprentices!

"Master, isn't that a cross talk joke!" Qin Yuejing frowned, thinking that their master was just teasing them.

At this moment, Jiang Chengyang was recalling the cross talk jokes they had learned, and couldn't help squinting his eyes, could it be...?

After putting away the bank card, Zhang Laizi ignored the two apprentices who were trying to break his head, and went out of the room with his hands behind his back, intending to bask in the sun.

Afterwards, although what happened today was a bit mysterious, it was quickly revealed by the wedding of the ladyboy Lily.