Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!
Chapter 19 Stir-Fried Ginger with Celery
For Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, this night was no different from the more than 1000 nights in the previous three years.
If you have to say something different, it is that more people come to listen to their cross talk every day, their income has doubled, and their reputation is no longer the same as it was three years ago.
And they have finally settled on their stage style, according to the words of fans: "Qin Yuejing pretends to be a fool, Jiang Chengyang is helpless!" '
That night, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, as usual, stepped onto the stage amidst cheers and screams.
When he came to the table, Jiang Chengyang unfolded a square scarf, put the two corners on the table, and a clear QR code was revealed.
Old fans took out their mobile phones and started scanning, and carried out routine rewards and gifts.The person who came here for the first time was at a loss. He quickly asked the people around him and found out that the two of them didn't accept gifts when they played, but just showed a QR code and let you reward them. : 'It's all electronic transactions now, how can anyone bring money? ', this kind of 'fallacy' is also funny.
It is also from this small detail that the difference between the two can be seen.
Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were also forced to use the QR code. The scene of throwing money on the stage before was really terrible. If there is another "throwing money to see kisses" again, they don't need to talk about cross talk. Change the reality show!
Fortunately, the two-dimensional code works well, and it really prevents the occurrence of similar moths before.
After the reward was over, Jiang Chengyang put away the QR code, and Qin Yuejing clasped her fists at the audience: "Everyone is wasting money, spending money!"
"Stop talking nonsense, let's start!" A certain rich second generation sitting in the audience urged, and the others followed suit.
"Aunt! Kiss Aunt (Qin)!"
"aunt!"
Everyone laughed, and they couldn't be blamed for calling them 'Auntie', who made Qin Yuejing's name so similar to 'menstruation'!
At this moment, the atmosphere on the scene suddenly became active.
Hearing fans call her aunt, Qin Yuejing is resigned to her fate now, who made him laugh at herself in the first place!Of course, he wouldn't let the fans call him that, and immediately opened the molesting fan channel to take advantage of it.
"Hey, big niece!"
"Hey, Auntie will cherish you for a while!"
"Hahaha!" The audience roared with laughter again.
Looking at Qin Yuejing's smug face, Jiang Chengyang was also a little funny: "I think you really like this title!"
Qin Yuejing immediately changed her face as if she was unhappy, she showed her arms and rolled up her sleeves: "Whoever likes it, let me tell you, who is calling my aunt, I will ask my aunt to find her tonight!"
The guests in the audience were not afraid, and continued to scream, "Auntie! '.
The female fans of the two are increasing rapidly. These female fans are no less crazy than the star-chasers outside, and they really follow the two as idol stars.
No, most of the screams that filled the scene today were girls' screams.
Qin Yuejing smiled and pointed to the loudest place in the audience: "You guys are finished, your aunt will come tonight, you can't do that tonight!"
"Which one can't you do?" Jiang Chengyang asked curiously.
Qin Yuejing gave Jiang Chengyang a blank look: "Taking a bath, what do you think!"
"Oh, I thought I couldn't eat ice cream!"
"Dirty—! Hahaha!"
As the two people's reputation gradually revealed, and because the two people's performances often contain such connotative jokes, fans also spontaneously shouted the word "dirty" for the two people's applause.
This way of applauding is unique to the two of them, who made them drive often!
It is said that well-known cross talk groups in China now have their own unique ways of applauding.For example, Jiqingtang means 'hee——! ’, Lion and Tiger Hall called ‘Hoo——! ', if you are a person who likes to listen to cross talk, you must pay attention to the words you use when applauding, otherwise you may be despised as a person who smashes the scene.
In an instant, this kind of borderline made everyone in the audience laugh like crazy.
“Shower is still ok!”
The sudden fans' answer made the audience burst into laughter, and Qin Yuejing even gave the fierce girl a thumbs up.
Today's Qin Yuejing is no longer the youthful young man she was back then, with Jiang Chengyang as a social person by her side, the word 'pure' has long since bid him farewell.
The chat is over, and today's performance officially begins.
The two have lived together for three years and have already become close friends. Now the cooperation on the stage has reached the point of complementing each other and being perfect.Sometimes Zhang Laizi can't help sighing, what a good partner!
Qin Yuejing started now.
"By the way, I have a very good relationship with my senior brother. How do you say the old saying?" He turned slightly and asked Jiang Chengyang beside him.
"How to say?" Jiang Chengyang asked.
Qin Yuejing replied self-consciously: "My surname is Qin, and his surname is Jiang. This is fried shredded ginger with celery. The more you eat, the more you miss it!"
"Dirty!" Everyone in the audience screamed, and this is the beginning of open lovesickness?
Jiang Chengyang felt that something was wrong, and interrupted quickly: "This is an old saying! This is wanting to die, and still lovesick! You can be regarded as a dark dish!"
Guests in the audience: "Hahaha!"
Qin Yuejing was unhappy: "Fuck you, what should I say?"
"Our relationship is good enough to wear a pair of pants!" Jiang Chengyang corrected.
Qin Yuejing smiled: "Yes! Let me tell you, my pants are very good, you must like them!"
Jiang Chengyang also cooperated immediately, rubbing his hands, looking excited: "Then when will you give it to me, I can't wait."
"Go! Why are you in a hurry, there are so many spectators!" Qin Yuejing pretended to be angry and shook her sleeves.
"Oh, yes, we're still performing!" Jiang Chengyang was a little embarrassed.
Just when everyone thought this paragraph was about to end, Qin Yuejing turned around and approached Jiang Chengyang in a low voice: "I'll take off the stage for you later!"
"Good guy!" Jiang Chengyang was shocked, "What do you mean, if there is no one here, you would have taken it off a long time ago, right?"
I thought Qin Yuejing was angry because she wanted to take care of the show, but how could she know that it was inconvenient to have so many people taking off their pants!
Immediately, everyone in the audience laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! Dirty——!"
The conversation is over, and the work is beginning.
Now Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang have learned all the cross talk jokes created by Zhang Zizi, and in the past three years, most of them have talked about Zhang Zizi's cross talk.
Most of Zhang Laizi's jokes are some of his own experiences, "The Adventures of Zhang Laizi", the content is the story of his travels in the world after he was expelled from the school at the age of 15.
In the story, there are not only the content of going up to the mountains to learn art and going down the mountains to fight for righteousness when you are young, but also exploring ancient tombs in your middle age and becoming a fairy in your later years.
These stories are like scripts, legendary and wonderful, which made the two of them admire their master's ability to make up stories.Yes, they never believed that these stories happened for real.
In addition to the cross talk jokes that Zhang Laizi taught them, the two also created some jokes by themselves through learning, and the inspiration came from the experience of living together.Sometimes they would also weave Zhang Laizi into the jokes, which made Zhang Laizi very happy.
The crosstalk that the two are going to talk about today was developed by themselves. It is called "Stir-fried Ginger with Celery", but this is the first edition, and there will be "Stir-fried Celery with Ginger" and "Old Bacon with Ginger and Celery" in the follow-up. Bacon is lame Zhang.
There was an interesting thing about deciding on the name of this cross talk.
The name "Stir-Fried Ginger with Celery" was first proposed by Qin Yuejing, according to his words: "You fire me, I fire you, you have me, I have you, how harmonious!"
These words made Jiang Chengyang a little speechless, and immediately retorted: "Why don't you just call it "Aunt and Uncle's First Love", anyway, the content is not just the two of us."
Qin Yuejing waved her hand: "How can it be the same? I didn't see that food shows are more popular than middle-aged people's love shows. Our topics should also conform to the times!"
Jiang Chengyang: "..." The gods are in tune with the times...
In the end, the two couldn't stop arguing, so they called Zhang Laizi.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Zizi smiled and said: "Let's call it Stir-Fried Ginger with Celery. Yellow and green match bullshit. It's pretty good, haha!"
At the beginning, Qin Yuejing heard that her master supported her, which was quite beautiful, but at the end of hearing this, her face immediately darkened, and she immediately reacted: "Master, don't be fooled, it's obviously red and green, it's a bullshit match! Ah, Bah, what are we arguing with bullshit!"
"Hahaha!"
Qin Yuejing's 'vomit after eating' immediately made Zhang Cripple laugh out loud again.Jiang Chengyang couldn't help but laugh too.
With such laughter, the name of this cross talk was decided.
If you have to say something different, it is that more people come to listen to their cross talk every day, their income has doubled, and their reputation is no longer the same as it was three years ago.
And they have finally settled on their stage style, according to the words of fans: "Qin Yuejing pretends to be a fool, Jiang Chengyang is helpless!" '
That night, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, as usual, stepped onto the stage amidst cheers and screams.
When he came to the table, Jiang Chengyang unfolded a square scarf, put the two corners on the table, and a clear QR code was revealed.
Old fans took out their mobile phones and started scanning, and carried out routine rewards and gifts.The person who came here for the first time was at a loss. He quickly asked the people around him and found out that the two of them didn't accept gifts when they played, but just showed a QR code and let you reward them. : 'It's all electronic transactions now, how can anyone bring money? ', this kind of 'fallacy' is also funny.
It is also from this small detail that the difference between the two can be seen.
Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were also forced to use the QR code. The scene of throwing money on the stage before was really terrible. If there is another "throwing money to see kisses" again, they don't need to talk about cross talk. Change the reality show!
Fortunately, the two-dimensional code works well, and it really prevents the occurrence of similar moths before.
After the reward was over, Jiang Chengyang put away the QR code, and Qin Yuejing clasped her fists at the audience: "Everyone is wasting money, spending money!"
"Stop talking nonsense, let's start!" A certain rich second generation sitting in the audience urged, and the others followed suit.
"Aunt! Kiss Aunt (Qin)!"
"aunt!"
Everyone laughed, and they couldn't be blamed for calling them 'Auntie', who made Qin Yuejing's name so similar to 'menstruation'!
At this moment, the atmosphere on the scene suddenly became active.
Hearing fans call her aunt, Qin Yuejing is resigned to her fate now, who made him laugh at herself in the first place!Of course, he wouldn't let the fans call him that, and immediately opened the molesting fan channel to take advantage of it.
"Hey, big niece!"
"Hey, Auntie will cherish you for a while!"
"Hahaha!" The audience roared with laughter again.
Looking at Qin Yuejing's smug face, Jiang Chengyang was also a little funny: "I think you really like this title!"
Qin Yuejing immediately changed her face as if she was unhappy, she showed her arms and rolled up her sleeves: "Whoever likes it, let me tell you, who is calling my aunt, I will ask my aunt to find her tonight!"
The guests in the audience were not afraid, and continued to scream, "Auntie! '.
The female fans of the two are increasing rapidly. These female fans are no less crazy than the star-chasers outside, and they really follow the two as idol stars.
No, most of the screams that filled the scene today were girls' screams.
Qin Yuejing smiled and pointed to the loudest place in the audience: "You guys are finished, your aunt will come tonight, you can't do that tonight!"
"Which one can't you do?" Jiang Chengyang asked curiously.
Qin Yuejing gave Jiang Chengyang a blank look: "Taking a bath, what do you think!"
"Oh, I thought I couldn't eat ice cream!"
"Dirty—! Hahaha!"
As the two people's reputation gradually revealed, and because the two people's performances often contain such connotative jokes, fans also spontaneously shouted the word "dirty" for the two people's applause.
This way of applauding is unique to the two of them, who made them drive often!
It is said that well-known cross talk groups in China now have their own unique ways of applauding.For example, Jiqingtang means 'hee——! ’, Lion and Tiger Hall called ‘Hoo——! ', if you are a person who likes to listen to cross talk, you must pay attention to the words you use when applauding, otherwise you may be despised as a person who smashes the scene.
In an instant, this kind of borderline made everyone in the audience laugh like crazy.
“Shower is still ok!”
The sudden fans' answer made the audience burst into laughter, and Qin Yuejing even gave the fierce girl a thumbs up.
Today's Qin Yuejing is no longer the youthful young man she was back then, with Jiang Chengyang as a social person by her side, the word 'pure' has long since bid him farewell.
The chat is over, and today's performance officially begins.
The two have lived together for three years and have already become close friends. Now the cooperation on the stage has reached the point of complementing each other and being perfect.Sometimes Zhang Laizi can't help sighing, what a good partner!
Qin Yuejing started now.
"By the way, I have a very good relationship with my senior brother. How do you say the old saying?" He turned slightly and asked Jiang Chengyang beside him.
"How to say?" Jiang Chengyang asked.
Qin Yuejing replied self-consciously: "My surname is Qin, and his surname is Jiang. This is fried shredded ginger with celery. The more you eat, the more you miss it!"
"Dirty!" Everyone in the audience screamed, and this is the beginning of open lovesickness?
Jiang Chengyang felt that something was wrong, and interrupted quickly: "This is an old saying! This is wanting to die, and still lovesick! You can be regarded as a dark dish!"
Guests in the audience: "Hahaha!"
Qin Yuejing was unhappy: "Fuck you, what should I say?"
"Our relationship is good enough to wear a pair of pants!" Jiang Chengyang corrected.
Qin Yuejing smiled: "Yes! Let me tell you, my pants are very good, you must like them!"
Jiang Chengyang also cooperated immediately, rubbing his hands, looking excited: "Then when will you give it to me, I can't wait."
"Go! Why are you in a hurry, there are so many spectators!" Qin Yuejing pretended to be angry and shook her sleeves.
"Oh, yes, we're still performing!" Jiang Chengyang was a little embarrassed.
Just when everyone thought this paragraph was about to end, Qin Yuejing turned around and approached Jiang Chengyang in a low voice: "I'll take off the stage for you later!"
"Good guy!" Jiang Chengyang was shocked, "What do you mean, if there is no one here, you would have taken it off a long time ago, right?"
I thought Qin Yuejing was angry because she wanted to take care of the show, but how could she know that it was inconvenient to have so many people taking off their pants!
Immediately, everyone in the audience laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! Dirty——!"
The conversation is over, and the work is beginning.
Now Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang have learned all the cross talk jokes created by Zhang Zizi, and in the past three years, most of them have talked about Zhang Zizi's cross talk.
Most of Zhang Laizi's jokes are some of his own experiences, "The Adventures of Zhang Laizi", the content is the story of his travels in the world after he was expelled from the school at the age of 15.
In the story, there are not only the content of going up to the mountains to learn art and going down the mountains to fight for righteousness when you are young, but also exploring ancient tombs in your middle age and becoming a fairy in your later years.
These stories are like scripts, legendary and wonderful, which made the two of them admire their master's ability to make up stories.Yes, they never believed that these stories happened for real.
In addition to the cross talk jokes that Zhang Laizi taught them, the two also created some jokes by themselves through learning, and the inspiration came from the experience of living together.Sometimes they would also weave Zhang Laizi into the jokes, which made Zhang Laizi very happy.
The crosstalk that the two are going to talk about today was developed by themselves. It is called "Stir-fried Ginger with Celery", but this is the first edition, and there will be "Stir-fried Celery with Ginger" and "Old Bacon with Ginger and Celery" in the follow-up. Bacon is lame Zhang.
There was an interesting thing about deciding on the name of this cross talk.
The name "Stir-Fried Ginger with Celery" was first proposed by Qin Yuejing, according to his words: "You fire me, I fire you, you have me, I have you, how harmonious!"
These words made Jiang Chengyang a little speechless, and immediately retorted: "Why don't you just call it "Aunt and Uncle's First Love", anyway, the content is not just the two of us."
Qin Yuejing waved her hand: "How can it be the same? I didn't see that food shows are more popular than middle-aged people's love shows. Our topics should also conform to the times!"
Jiang Chengyang: "..." The gods are in tune with the times...
In the end, the two couldn't stop arguing, so they called Zhang Laizi.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Zizi smiled and said: "Let's call it Stir-Fried Ginger with Celery. Yellow and green match bullshit. It's pretty good, haha!"
At the beginning, Qin Yuejing heard that her master supported her, which was quite beautiful, but at the end of hearing this, her face immediately darkened, and she immediately reacted: "Master, don't be fooled, it's obviously red and green, it's a bullshit match! Ah, Bah, what are we arguing with bullshit!"
"Hahaha!"
Qin Yuejing's 'vomit after eating' immediately made Zhang Cripple laugh out loud again.Jiang Chengyang couldn't help but laugh too.
With such laughter, the name of this cross talk was decided.
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