Imperial Capital, a certain middle school, Class [-] and Class [-] of junior high school.
Today is the day when the mid-term exam results are released. Most of the students in the class have gone out to check the results, and only a dozen people are sitting in the classroom.
Some of them are full of confidence in themselves and don't need to look at their grades at all;
But there is another kind of people who dare not read the grades by themselves and wait for other students to bring back their grades. Chen Yuanyuan who is sitting in the fourth row against the wall belongs to this category.
"Sakyamuni, Avalokiteshvara, and the Holy Mother of God, bless me to enter the 200th place? I have worked really hard during this time. What kind of destiny should I have in the future? But in this exam Come on!" Chen Yuanyuan, who was chubby in school uniform, lowered her head and prayed in a low voice.
At this moment, there was a commotion from outside the corridor, and a few mischievous boys in the class ran back after reading their grades.
As soon as they entered the classroom, they started shouting:
"This mid-term exam, our class ranked second in the grade group, and our monitor got the first grade!"
The students in the classroom couldn't help cheering when they heard the good news.
After a while, other students who went out to see their grades also came back one after another, and everyone was smiling. It seemed that they were very satisfied with their grades.
Looking at the expressions of other people, Chen Yuanyuan felt a little flustered, and didn't know what his grades would look like.
At this moment, a boy came over to Chen Yuanyuan, his smile was a bit cheap: "Yuanyuan, do you want to know your grades?"
"What's my grade?" Chen Yuanyuan blinked her eyes and looked at her deskmate.
Just now he didn't dare to read the grades, so he entrusted his deskmate to read them for him.
"You!" His deskmate raised his eyebrows, and then announced the answer, "The top 200 in the grade? There is no you at all!"
"What?"
Chen Yuanyuan was taken aback for a moment, and in the next second, he burst out crying with a 'wow'.
This cry directly frightened his deskmate, and the others stopped talking and looked here one after another.
Chen Yuanyuan's deskmate reacted, and immediately comforted him: "Don't, if you don't do well this time, try harder next time. This is a midterm exam, not a final exam!"
Chen Yuanyuan was still crying, and the tears flowed out as if she didn't want money.
"You don't know, if I don't pass the exam this time, I won't have a chance. I have to go back and talk about cross talk."
"What?" His deskmate patted his head.
crosstalk?Why is it still related to cross talk?
Are you talking about cross talk?
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"Master, I'm here to learn cross talk from today on."
At this time, Chen Yuanyuan was standing in the hall of Li Jihai's home, speaking to Li Jihai who was sitting in the main seat in a polite manner.
Li Jihai smiled kindly: "Okay, I am very happy that you are determined to do cross talk this time."
Chen Yuanyuan, who was standing, lowered her head, but she couldn't express the pain in her heart.
It is said that because someone in the family is engaged in cross talk, he has been worshiped by Li Jihai of Jiqingtang since he was a child, and he was given the name? "Yuan" in "Flowers and Moons", so he was named Chen Yuanyuan.
The name Chen Yuanyuan is a stage name and also his real name?
Perhaps because of the name Yuanyuan, he has been relatively round since he was a child.
Although he worshiped under Jiqingtang, his family did not force him to learn cross talk since he was a child, but let him choose what he likes.
But as he went to school, his parents hoped that he would be able to engage in the cross talk industry in the future. The reason was that his grades were really horrible. According to his past grades, it is estimated that he would not be admitted to ordinary high schools.
Don't look at Chen Yuanyuan studying hard at ordinary times, but maybe his brain is really not open to study, which leads to the bottom of the grades every time.
The teacher had also tutored Chen Yuanyuan before, but because Chen Yuanyuan really didn't know what to do, he was so angry that the teacher didn't get angry, so the teacher didn't expect much from Chen Yuanyuan.
On the other hand, Chen Yuanyuan himself did not give up, especially when his parents said that if his grades did not improve, he would learn cross talk, he studied even harder.
He also knows his parents' plan, that is, no matter what, if he has a craft, he will always have a meal in the future. Besides, the Jiqingtang he worships is a well-known cross talk group in China, and the chances in it are even greater.
But Chen Yuanyuan, who is in junior high school and has already shown signs of rebellion, feels that he doesn't want to learn cross talk at all.
For the first time, Chen Yuanyuan and his parents had disagreements in outlook on life.
In the end, Chen Yuanyuan was also annoyed and had no choice, so he made an agreement with his parents directly. In this mid-term exam, if his grades fail to enter the 200th place in the annual group, then he will give up studying and go directly to Learn cross talk.
Chen Yuanyuan spent a month reviewing desperately. He felt that he had lost a few pounds, but the sky failed. Maybe he really didn't have the brain to learn. The moment the grades came out, he collapsed and cried in the classroom .
But he is also a man of his word, since his grades did not enter the 200?, then he will learn cross talk obediently.
"Yuanyuan, 'Parents love their sons, and they must have far-reaching plans'. Don't blame your parents. Now that you have made up your mind to talk about cross talk, let's talk about it. The stage of Jiqingtang is still very big. You don’t lose out on talking about cross talk here!” Li Jihai looked at the young man who was standing there in a persuasive manner.
"Understood, Master." Chen Yuanyuan raised her fair face and nodded.
Hey, this is life!
Chen Yuanyuan, who has always believed in the theory of fate, is now determined to follow the arrangement of fate and honestly talk about cross talk.
At this moment, shouts sounded outside the hall door.
After a while, a middle-aged man dragged a young boy in.
The middle-aged man looked to be in his 40s, and he looked very energetic, but the boy he was dragging was very different.
Red hair, ripped jeans, leather jacket, Martin boots, and a coat full of shiny rivets. It feels like Sha Matt, but he looks much better than Sha Matt. He is completely a punk boy.
Chen Yuanyuan, a well-behaved student party, had never seen such a different kind of peer? She was a little frightened for a while.
"Let go of me, what are you doing!" After the punk boy entered the room, he shook off the middle-aged man's hand.
"You brat, why are you so unruly!" The middle-aged man got angry and slapped the boy.
After seeing Li Jihai on the main seat, the middle-aged man hurriedly pulled the punk boy forward.
"Master!" The middle-aged man greeted Li Jihai with a smile, "I brought my son here."
Li Jihai obviously knew the father and son, and he didn't show any anger, but nodded with a smile: "You guys are here, Yuecheng, do you still remember me?"
After the punk boy saw Li Jihai, he became more honest for a while, and he couldn't help saying hello, "Master!" But his expression was extremely unhappy.
Hearing the word "Master", Chen Yuanyuan was even more shocked. She didn't expect that this person was also his master's apprentice. In this way, this person is his senior brother.
Li Jihai didn't care about Zhao Yuecheng's attitude at all. Instead, he looked at Chen Yuanyuan and said with a smile, "Yuanyuan, let's get acquainted. His name is Zhao Yuecheng. The 'Yue' of 'Flowering the Moon' is also your senior brother."
"He is Chen Yuanyuan." "Speaking of which, you should have met when you were young when you were apprentices, Yuanyuan, say hello to your senior brother."
Hearing Li Jihai's introduction, Chen Yuanyuan understood that Zhao Yuecheng, like him, also worshiped in Jiqingtang when he was a child, but he did not engage in cross talk.
But have they actually seen it?
He can't remember anything from his childhood.
But since Li Jihai gave the order, Chen Yuanyuan mustered up the courage to speak to Zhao Yuecheng with a smile.
"Hello."
However, Zhao Yuecheng completely ignored the childhood friendship, rolled his eyes, and said 'cut' in his mouth.
Chen Yuanyuan saw that the other party had such a reaction, and instantly felt that his little heart had been punched by someone, and he immediately fainted.
Sure enough, he felt that Zhao Yuecheng didn't look like a good person!
Seeing Chen Yuanyuan pouted, looking like a doormat, Li Jihai smiled and shook his head, then he said to Zhao Yuecheng: "Yuecheng, since your father sent you here, you will be here from today on." I'm here to learn cross talk."
"I……"
Just as Zhao Yuecheng wanted to say that he didn't want to learn cross talk, he immediately noticed his father's warning eyes, and suddenly thought of the result of his bargaining with his father.
That is, he is here to learn cross talk hard, and strive to earn money by performing in Jiqingtang in the future, so his father doesn't have to discipline him like this every day.
Zhao Yuecheng sighed, and said to Li Jihai resignedly, "Okay, then I'll learn."
Zhao Yuecheng's father looked at his son's foolishness, and hated his teeth so much that he couldn't help but slapped him again: "I feel like I've wronged you, you old man, I just talk about cross talk, why don't you think about cross talk?" ?!"
Zhao Yuecheng didn't reply, but rolled his eyes and acquiesced.
"Hey, you kid!"
Zhao Yuecheng's father pretended to fight, but was stopped by Li Jihai immediately.
"Okay, okay, you guys have to fight back, I'm here to teach? Apprentices don't use fists!"
"Yes, uncle!" Zhao Yuecheng's father put down his hand immediately.
Li Jihai looked at Zhao Yuecheng, who was dissatisfied, and then at Chen Yuanyuan, who was aggrieved, and suddenly had an idea in his stomach.
"In this way, Yuanyuan and Yuecheng, the two of you will learn cross talk together in the future, and if you say counterpart cross talk, you will be partners in the future!"
Li Jihai announced a big news with a smile.
"Ah, isn't it?"
Chen Yuanyuan was a little shocked. How come he has a partner. Besides, why is this partner still Zhao Yuecheng? He doesn't want to talk about cross talk with this little rascal!
"Why, you still look down on me!"
Zhao Yuecheng saw Chen Yuanyuan's look of loathing him to death, so he slapped her directly.
The slap was so painful that Chen Yuanyuan's eyes turned red immediately, but he didn't dare to resist Zhao Yuecheng, so he could only shrink his neck and bowed his head in silence.
It's just that he felt grievous in his heart, originally he said that the cross talk was not what he wanted, but now? He got him a rogue partner again, he is messing with someone!
Seeing that his son was actually bullying his partner, Zhao Yuecheng's father immediately became unhappy and kicked Zhao Yuecheng.
"Why do you say you beat him? Yuanyuan will be your partner in the future. Can you get along well? What can I say about you, kid!"
"I've always disliked others since I was a child, and now I'm still disliked by others, I can't say it anymore!"
Zhao Yuecheng was so annoyed by his father that he directly attacked him.
Seeing Zhao Yuecheng being beaten by his father, Chen Yuanyuan rubbed the place where he was beaten just now, applauding in his heart.
Kill you little rascal, let you bully me!
Li Jihai did not stop him this time, instead he looked at Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng with a smile.
Not bad, it’s a full moon, this time it’s really a full moon and a reunion!
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From then on, Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng became cross talk partners, and began to learn and talk about cross talk together.
In order to talk about cross talk, Zhao Yuecheng also restrained a lot: the punk outfit was gone, and the red hair was dyed back.Without extra decorations, Zhao Yuecheng's good-looking face stood out, which surprised Chen Yuanyuan.
Chen Yuanyuan is a little fat, but it's nothing, just make her coat a little fatter.
The image of the two of them is almost done, so we started to discuss cross talk.
Two people talk about cross talk, which is called counterpart cross talk.
In counterpart cross talk, there are two types of funny and flattering. Generally speaking, cross talk actors decide who will be funny and who will be flattering according to their own preferences and abilities.
But for Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng, the role distribution on stage was surprisingly faster than other cross talk partners.
"There are few words to talk about, that is, 'Well, that's right, hey, hey, fuck you!', I'll come to support you, come on and tease you."
At this time, in the courtyard of Li Jihai's home, Zhao Yuecheng sat on a small bench and said lazily.
"But three points for teasing, seven points for praise, the effect of flattery is very important, you..."
Chen Yuanyuan, who was sitting across from him, swallowed the rest of his words at the end, because he noticed Zhao Yuecheng's unfriendly eyes.
"As long as you amuse the audience, what am I talking about!" Zhao Yuecheng leaned forward and emphasized to Chen Yuanyuan.
"Alright then." Chen Yuanyuan had no choice but to agree.
"Oh, that's right, you can do the hard work."
Seeing that Chen Yuanyuan agreed, Zhao Yuecheng reconciled.
He didn't want to recite a long paragraph of Guankou like a tease, he just stood aside as a foil, how labor-saving it was!
His father asked him to talk about cross talk, but he didn't say that he had to be a joker, so he just chose the lightest one!
Looking at Zhao Yuecheng's relaxed expression, Chen Yuanyuan thought about it.
Okay, didn't you ask me to be a joke? From now on, I will make up cross talk jokes, so I have to make up a good one, just wait and see!
In this way, the two divided their roles on the stage, and after studying for a while, Li Jihai saw that they were really good, so he directly let them go on stage to exercise.
It was the first time that a small theater appeared on stage, and it could be described as the scene of a car accident.
Chen Yuanyuan, who was on the stage for the first time, prepared a traditional joke, but made some modifications in the pretext part.
At the beginning, everything went smoothly, Chen Yuanyuan said to himself, Zhao Yuecheng was really focused on, "Well, that's right, hey hey, fuck you!" ', perfectly played an uninvolved joke.
But in the next second, when Chen Yuanyuan said that he had an affair with Zhao Yuecheng's daughter-in-law and made an ethical joke, Zhao Yuecheng exploded on the spot, and he slapped Chen Yuanyuan with a slap.
"What the hell are you talking about, whose wife is having an affair with you!"
Hearing Zhao Yuecheng's angry shout, all the audience off the stage shouted excitedly. They thought it was a stage effect, and the two of them were performing here!
Chen Yuanyuan was frightened by Zhao Yuecheng's sudden action, and after he reacted, he quickly said: "Oh, I am not fake!" At the same time, he blinked at Zhao Yuecheng, which means, this is fake, hurry up Enter the content below.
But Zhao Yuecheng still refused to let go: "Whether it's fake or not, you can't say that, what the hell, do I beat you less?" He pushed Chen Yuanyuan again while talking.
Chen Yuanyuan was staggered by the push, his eye circles turned red instantly, and all the grievances of being bullied by Zhao Yuecheng these days also emerged, and finally, he directly cried out loud.
"Are you sick? What I said is all false. We are talking about cross talk. Why are you hitting me!" Chen Yuanyuan cried while crying.
Zhao Yuecheng was obviously also frightened by Chen Yuanyuan's crying, but he still insisted: "If you talk about cross talk, just talk about cross talk, what do you think my wife is doing, you have to play this ethical joke, and you still say it so truthfully, don't I take it seriously! "
Fortunately, the pot was blown up on the spot.
All the audience could see at this time that these two people were not acting just now.
The funny ones play ethics, the flattering ones take it seriously, and the flattering ones cry after playing funny ones.
All of a sudden, there were boos.
Chen Yuanyuan forgot how she got off the stage that day, she seemed to be kicked off by the audience, or dragged off by several seniors.
In short, after the performance that day, the two of them knelt in front of the Patriarch's tablet in the backstage of the small theater, confessing and reflecting.
Chen Yuanyuan felt at the time that he shouldn't talk about cross talk, or that he shouldn't talk about cross talk with Zhao Yuecheng.
This Zhao Yuecheng was a catastrophe for him, his life was so miserable!
At that time, Chen Yuanyuan made a decision, he didn't want to talk about cross talk with Zhao Yuecheng.
The next day, he went to Li Jihai's house, intending to talk about it face to face.
However, after seeing Chen Yuanyuan's plan, Zhao Yuecheng directly killed his idea in the cradle.
From Zhao Yuecheng's point of view, it is impossible for him not to talk about cross talk, otherwise his father won't? Let him go, now only Chen Yuanyuan can partner with him, if Chen Yuanyuan doesn't get along?
Stand-up comics are all big stories throughout, and he doesn't bother to tell them.
So no matter what, he had to pull Chen Yuanyuan and continue the cross talk together.
Chen Yuanyuan was cleaned up by Zhao Yuecheng, and the small flame of resistance that had just ignited was extinguished immediately.
He originally thought that Zhao Yuecheng was also unwilling to talk about cross talk just like him, but how could he have thought that because of his father, this Zhao Yuecheng dared not to talk about cross talk, and now this Zhao Yuecheng, in order to be a frivolous fan, is also following How could he be so unlucky if he failed himself!
Although Chen Yuanyuan lamented his bad luck, he felt that some things were human-made.
Since he can't escape the cross talk and Zhao Yuecheng, then he should talk about the cross talk, maybe he will fall in love with it while talking.
But if he wants to get the cross talk right, the key lies in Zhao Yuecheng, Zhao Xiaohou, who he likes.
Although Chen Yuanyuan was very afraid of Zhao Yuecheng, he had to analyze his interests to Zhao Yuecheng. After all, according to this, it was still unknown whether this cross talk would be able to support them in the future.
If it is said that cross talk does not make money, then they are still talking about cross talk!
So no matter what, this cross talk must be said, and it must be said well.
But before Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng had a long and earnest talk, Zhao Yuecheng was provoked.
That was one of their senior brothers, who didn't know what he was thinking that day, maybe it was because he couldn't get used to Zhao Yuecheng all the time, maybe it was because of Chen Yuanyuan's grievances, anyway, on that day, that senior brother pointed at Zhao Yuecheng's nose and started cursing .
"Tell me about what you're performing on stage! Is there anyone who likes you like, 'Well, that's right, hey hey, fuck you!" It's on the cheeks, that is, Yuanyuan tolerates you, if it were me, I would have replaced you long ago, what the hell!"
It was these words that directly caused Zhao Yuecheng to fight with that senior brother, and the two of them were suspended from performing afterward.
However, after this incident, Zhao Yuecheng's fighting spirit was stimulated instead, and he went directly to Chen Yuanyuan and said that he should have a good cross talk.
"In the future, we two will live well against each other. I still don't believe it. There's nothing wrong with this cross talk!"
Chen Yuanyuan can still remember Zhao Yuecheng's gritted teeth and fierce eyes.
This is talking about cross talk, not fighting. Do you want to be so ruthless?
Zhao Yuecheng really did what he said, and he performed surprisingly well in his first performance after resuming the performance.
No' umm just, hey hey yo, fuck you! 'Yes, every burden has been turned over extremely accurately and in place.
The various burdens designed by Chen Yuanyuan, after he flipped through them, suddenly became brilliant.
That night, the whole theater continued to laugh and applaud, and afterward, they returned amidst the audience's shouts.
Standing on the stage, looking at the smiling faces of the audience, Chen Yuanyuan finally understood why his seniors were all talking about cross talk seriously, because being able to bring happiness to others is a great job in itself, and at the same time Sometimes, the great sense of accomplishment they have gained will also make their hearts extremely fulfilled.
Such a job is really rare, and he can finally understand the art of cross talk.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sneak a glance at Zhao Yuecheng beside him, and seeing the complacent expression on the face of the person around him, he felt that this person should have the same thoughts as him.
Just like what Chen Yuanyuan thought, with this wonderful performance, the cooperation between him and Zhao Yuecheng began to become tacit, and the two tacitly worked hard secretly.
The subsequent performances became better and better each time, and their combination of one fat and one thin partner was immediately remembered by the audience.
Although he has made a lot of progress on stage and the relationship between the two of them has also improved a lot in private, but sometimes, Zhao Yuecheng will take the opportunity to bully Chen Yuanyuan.
But this is very good for Chen Yuanyuan, he sometimes feels that he has some Stockholm syndrome, and he has become a habit of being abused.
Occasionally, Chen Yuanyuan was very envious when he saw the harmonious relationship between his senior brother Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun. They were both young people, and he also wanted to have a little partner who could get along well.
Whenever she thought of this and saw Zhao Yuecheng's nasty expression, Chen Yuanyuan lost all thoughts.
Maybe his fate is like this. Now that the stage effect is so good, he really shouldn't force too much on other things.
So far, Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng maintained a somewhat weird balance, and began to perform on stage as cross talk actors, until Chen Yuanyuan had a car accident and was admitted to the hospital.
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"I don't have any major problems with my body, but my leg is broken. I don't need you here, so go back quickly."
At this time, Chen Yuanyuan, who was lying on the hospital bed with a plaster cast on his left leg, persuaded Zhao Yuecheng.
Just after Zhao Yuecheng came over, he directly drove away Chen Yuanyuan's parents, saying that starting from today, he would take care of Chen Yuanyuan here.
Hearing this news, Chen Yuanyuan almost fell off the hospital bed.
God, he doesn't want this demon king to take care of him, this person will only bully him, okay!
But his parents didn't think so.
They still have their own work to do, and there is no one to accompany them during the day.
At first, they were worried about what would happen to Chen Yuanyuan in the hospital, but they didn't expect Zhao Yuecheng to come here.
In the eyes of Chen Yuanyuan's parents, Zhao Yuecheng is really good. He is good-looking and very sensible. It is their son's blessing to have such a person as Chen Yuanyuan's partner.
So after Zhao Yuecheng took the initiative to invite Ying, Chen Yuanyuan's parents agreed directly, and then the two left the hospital with Chen Yuanyuan stunned.
Chen Yuanyuan looked at her parents who disappeared at the door, wanting to cry without tears.
Seeing that Chen Yuanyuan's parents had left, Zhao Yuecheng immediately resumed his original posture, like an old man, and sat down on the stool beside the hospital bed, and put one leg on the hospital bed.
"Actually, I can do it myself. There are nurses here, or you'd better go back."
Chen Yuanyuan looked at Zhao Yuecheng's ruffian, and felt that if he confronted this person every day, he would suffer internal injuries, so he took the risk of angering this person, and tried to persuade him again.
Hearing Chen Yuanyuan's words, Zhao Yuecheng raised his eyebrows, retracted his legs, stood up directly, pointed at Chen Yuanyuan's nose and cursed.
"You have a minor injury. The driver was drunk driving. Fortunately, you are lucky. Otherwise, we would be separated forever. You are planning to have a crosstalk with me, aren't you?"
Being scolded, Chen Yuanyuan couldn't help lowering her head.
To say that he was really unlucky too. He crossed the road properly, but was hit by a drunk driver. Fortunately, the speed of the car was not fast. After he was knocked down, he was not seriously injured, only one leg was broken, otherwise he would be like Zhao Yuecheng That said, it is estimated that he is really dead.
Now the driver has been detained by the police, and it is estimated that he will be sentenced in the end.
Seeing that Chen Yuanyuan seemed to have admitted his mistake, Zhao Yuecheng sat down again.
"Now you can't talk about cross talk with your legs like this, and I can't perform on stage alone. I happen to be fine. It's not good to come here to accompany you. Why do you still despise me?"
"No, no, how could it be?" Chen Yuanyuan looked at Zhao Yuecheng's expression of 'If you answer that you dislike me, I'll beat you', she shrank her neck immediately, "Aren't I afraid of delaying your efforts!"
"I'm fine." Zhao Yuecheng smiled, "My fun is all on you, don't you know?"
Chen Yuanyuan's eyes turned red immediately.
Sure enough, this person takes pleasure in bullying himself, his life is so miserable!
Although Chen Yuanyuan felt that Zhao Yuecheng often bullied him, he had to admit that Zhao Yuecheng was serious about taking care of him.
Buying meals, watching drips, and getting medicines without any complaints.
In this way, Zhao Yuecheng came to take care of Chen Yuanyuan every day during the day, and left at night after Chen Yuanyuan's parents got off work.
It lasted for more than half a month.
Suddenly one day, Chen Yuanyuan got a piece of news from a senior who came to visit him.
That was when he was in hospital, someone approached Zhao Yuecheng and wanted to partner with Zhao Yuecheng in cross talk, but was rejected by Zhao Yuecheng.
There is no basic salary in the cross talk actor industry, that is to say, if you don't perform on stage, you have no income.
Now Chen Yuanyuan is hospitalized and can't talk about cross talk. Zhao Yuecheng didn't go on stage to take care of him, and both of them have no income.
At this time, someone came to invite Zhao Yuecheng to perform on stage together, but unexpectedly, he was rejected by this person.
Chen Yuanyuan couldn't figure it out.
Then, two days later, he hesitated and asked Zhao Yuecheng.
Zhao Yuecheng sneered when he heard Chen Yuanyuan's question.
"Because of what, because you are my partner, why should I talk to someone else about cross talk, you still ask me this kind of question!"
"It's not about changing partners, but at least I have to earn money to eat." Chen Yuanyuan said.
"I don't. I would rather starve to death than talk about cross talk with someone I like. Besides, that person only came to see me because I said cross talk was popular. This kind of snobbish person, I don't hesitate to talk to him!" Zhao Yuecheng curled his lips, and then he reacted and asked Chen Yuanyuan, "Hey, I didn't say that, are you sick? Why do I feel that you expect me to partner with someone else?"
"Why? I'm afraid of delaying your income!" Chen Yuanyuan quickly waved her hands to explain, for fear that the devil incarnation would be angry.
"If you are really worried about my income, you can give it to me quickly, and then we will have a cross talk together on stage." Zhao Yuecheng stared at Chen Yuanyuan and said.
"Okay!" Chen Yuanyuan nodded sharply.
He also wants to get better soon. Apart from not wanting to be hospitalized and going back to work early, he really doesn't want to face Zhao Yuecheng every day. Now he is under too much pressure every day, and the food in his mouth is not delicious. I lost 5 catties.
"good."
Zhao Yuecheng looked at Chen Yuanyuan's well-behaved look, and rubbed the man's head with his hands.
In fact, what he said to Chen Yuanyuan just now were his sincere words.
During these days, Chen Yuanyuan was hospitalized, and many senior brothers saw him alone, so they planned to pull him to talk about cross talk together.
Some of them were to take care of him, fearing that he would have no income, but most of them still wanted to find him, a young comedian who has become popular recently, to catch the heat.
Regardless of whether he misunderstood these senior brothers, in short, if there is no Chen Yuanyuan, he really doesn't want to talk about cross talk.
He has always been talking about the cross talk jokes written by Chen Yuanyuan himself, and the rhythm on the stage. That is what he and Chen Yuanyuan have worked together for so many years. When he performs with others, he will not feel fresh, but only awkward .
Such an awkward cross talk, it's better not to say it.
What's more, Chen Yuanyuan only broke one leg, and the injury lasted for 100 days. It is estimated that he will be able to recover in three months. When the time comes, there will be no problem for them to talk about cross talk together again.
As for why he came to take care of Chen Yuanyuan, in fact, Zhao Yuecheng didn't quite understand it. He only knew that without Chen Yuanyuan, he would be alone without anyone to bully him. It's a great pleasure, since he has nothing to do now, why not come to the hospital to take care of Chen Yuanyuan.
After his father found out about this, he praised him fiercely, saying that he had finally become sensible.
After a month, Chen Yuanyuan can be discharged from the hospital, and then he just needs to go home to recuperate.
Hearing this news, Chen Yuanyuan almost cried with joy, because he could finally get rid of Zhao Yuecheng. For more than a month, Zhao Yuecheng served him every day, and he couldn't eat.
When she heard that Zhao Yuecheng planned to go to his house to take care of him, Chen Yuanyuan quickly refused.
But let him be spared, it's better for this uncle to stay far away!
Seeing Chen Yuanyuan's reluctance, Zhao Yuecheng no longer insisted. Anyway, the future is long and they will have a lot of opportunities to meet each other.
When Chen Yuanyuan returned home, she was relieved to finally not have to face Zhao Yuecheng again.
Without Chen Yuanyuan, Zhao Yuecheng would have been really boring. In the end, he followed his father's suggestion and went out for a trip. There are still two more months left, so he can just go out for a walk and have a look.
In this way, Zhao Yuecheng left for two months.
During the period, he shared the travel photos he took with Chen Yuanyuan.
Looking at the photos on the phone and the handsome Zhao Yuecheng, Chen Yuanyuan smiled sincerely. He really hoped that in reality, this person could be as friendly as in WeChat.
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On this day, Chen Yuanyuan's leg finally healed, and he can continue to perform on stage.
During his recovery period, he studied many new jobs, and he planned to ask Zhao Yuecheng to come over and do the same job.
After Zhao Yuecheng received the news from Chen Yuanyuan, he rushed to Chen Yuanyuan's house like a gallop.
I haven't seen Chen Yuanyuan for two months, and he misses him very much. He doesn't know what's wrong with him, and he's not used to thinking so much. Anyway, now that Chen Yuanyuan's leg is healed, he's very happy? Just be happy.
When he arrived at Chen Yuanyuan's house, he knocked on the door, and after a while, someone came and opened the door.
When he opened the door and saw the person standing in the room, Zhao Yuecheng was immediately dumbfounded.
"who are you?"
He couldn't help asking why there was a strange young man in Chen Yuanyuan's family. He remembered that Chen Yuanyuan seemed to be the only child.
"What?" Chen Yuanyuan tilted her head, and immediately pointed at herself, "It's me, it's me, why don't you know me, I'm Chen Yuanyuan!"
"Chen Yuanyuan?" Zhao Yuecheng looked up and down in disbelief, "When did you become so thin?"
The Chen Yuanyuan in front of him is no longer as plump as he was three months ago. He has no fat, but now he has become a handsome boy, and he is still a well-proportioned boy. No wonder Zhao Yuecheng couldn't recognize him.
Chen Yuanyuan touched her face embarrassingly: "I just controlled my diet and lost weight."
He was embarrassed to say that because Zhao Yuecheng was taking care of him in the hospital, he was under a lot of pressure, and his appetite decreased a lot. Although the pressure was relieved after he was discharged from the hospital, he had formed a habit, and he couldn't eat more, and he didn't know what to do. Just plummeted.
At first, his parents thought he was suffering from some kind of disease, so he immediately went to the hospital for an examination. After the examination and found out that he did not have any disease, they were relieved.
At this moment, Zhao Yuecheng could no longer hear what Chen Yuanyuan said, the only thing he could hear was the violent heartbeat in his heart, he couldn't help touching the position of his heart.
what happened to him?
"Come in quickly."
Chen Yuanyuan didn't know Zhao Yuecheng's thoughts, he hurriedly greeted the person in front of him to enter the house.
Zhao Yuecheng followed Chen Yuanyuan in blankly.
After entering the door, Chen Yuanyuan pulled Zhao Yuecheng to sit on the sofa, then took out the notes he had made, and began to tell Zhao Yuecheng his new cross talk jokes.
Zhao Yuecheng stared blankly at Chen Yuanyuan, he didn't hear any cross talk jokes at all, his attention was completely on Chen Yuanyuan's thinned face.
He knew that Chen Yuanyuan was cute before, but he didn't expect that he would look so good after losing weight, and this guy still has dimples when he smiles, why didn't he notice it before!
When Chen Yuanyuan talked about getting up, he didn't notice that Zhao Yuecheng was slowly approaching him. When he realized it, it was too late, and he was directly kissed by Zhao Yuecheng.
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Today is the day when the mid-term exam results are released. Most of the students in the class have gone out to check the results, and only a dozen people are sitting in the classroom.
Some of them are full of confidence in themselves and don't need to look at their grades at all;
But there is another kind of people who dare not read the grades by themselves and wait for other students to bring back their grades. Chen Yuanyuan who is sitting in the fourth row against the wall belongs to this category.
"Sakyamuni, Avalokiteshvara, and the Holy Mother of God, bless me to enter the 200th place? I have worked really hard during this time. What kind of destiny should I have in the future? But in this exam Come on!" Chen Yuanyuan, who was chubby in school uniform, lowered her head and prayed in a low voice.
At this moment, there was a commotion from outside the corridor, and a few mischievous boys in the class ran back after reading their grades.
As soon as they entered the classroom, they started shouting:
"This mid-term exam, our class ranked second in the grade group, and our monitor got the first grade!"
The students in the classroom couldn't help cheering when they heard the good news.
After a while, other students who went out to see their grades also came back one after another, and everyone was smiling. It seemed that they were very satisfied with their grades.
Looking at the expressions of other people, Chen Yuanyuan felt a little flustered, and didn't know what his grades would look like.
At this moment, a boy came over to Chen Yuanyuan, his smile was a bit cheap: "Yuanyuan, do you want to know your grades?"
"What's my grade?" Chen Yuanyuan blinked her eyes and looked at her deskmate.
Just now he didn't dare to read the grades, so he entrusted his deskmate to read them for him.
"You!" His deskmate raised his eyebrows, and then announced the answer, "The top 200 in the grade? There is no you at all!"
"What?"
Chen Yuanyuan was taken aback for a moment, and in the next second, he burst out crying with a 'wow'.
This cry directly frightened his deskmate, and the others stopped talking and looked here one after another.
Chen Yuanyuan's deskmate reacted, and immediately comforted him: "Don't, if you don't do well this time, try harder next time. This is a midterm exam, not a final exam!"
Chen Yuanyuan was still crying, and the tears flowed out as if she didn't want money.
"You don't know, if I don't pass the exam this time, I won't have a chance. I have to go back and talk about cross talk."
"What?" His deskmate patted his head.
crosstalk?Why is it still related to cross talk?
Are you talking about cross talk?
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"Master, I'm here to learn cross talk from today on."
At this time, Chen Yuanyuan was standing in the hall of Li Jihai's home, speaking to Li Jihai who was sitting in the main seat in a polite manner.
Li Jihai smiled kindly: "Okay, I am very happy that you are determined to do cross talk this time."
Chen Yuanyuan, who was standing, lowered her head, but she couldn't express the pain in her heart.
It is said that because someone in the family is engaged in cross talk, he has been worshiped by Li Jihai of Jiqingtang since he was a child, and he was given the name? "Yuan" in "Flowers and Moons", so he was named Chen Yuanyuan.
The name Chen Yuanyuan is a stage name and also his real name?
Perhaps because of the name Yuanyuan, he has been relatively round since he was a child.
Although he worshiped under Jiqingtang, his family did not force him to learn cross talk since he was a child, but let him choose what he likes.
But as he went to school, his parents hoped that he would be able to engage in the cross talk industry in the future. The reason was that his grades were really horrible. According to his past grades, it is estimated that he would not be admitted to ordinary high schools.
Don't look at Chen Yuanyuan studying hard at ordinary times, but maybe his brain is really not open to study, which leads to the bottom of the grades every time.
The teacher had also tutored Chen Yuanyuan before, but because Chen Yuanyuan really didn't know what to do, he was so angry that the teacher didn't get angry, so the teacher didn't expect much from Chen Yuanyuan.
On the other hand, Chen Yuanyuan himself did not give up, especially when his parents said that if his grades did not improve, he would learn cross talk, he studied even harder.
He also knows his parents' plan, that is, no matter what, if he has a craft, he will always have a meal in the future. Besides, the Jiqingtang he worships is a well-known cross talk group in China, and the chances in it are even greater.
But Chen Yuanyuan, who is in junior high school and has already shown signs of rebellion, feels that he doesn't want to learn cross talk at all.
For the first time, Chen Yuanyuan and his parents had disagreements in outlook on life.
In the end, Chen Yuanyuan was also annoyed and had no choice, so he made an agreement with his parents directly. In this mid-term exam, if his grades fail to enter the 200th place in the annual group, then he will give up studying and go directly to Learn cross talk.
Chen Yuanyuan spent a month reviewing desperately. He felt that he had lost a few pounds, but the sky failed. Maybe he really didn't have the brain to learn. The moment the grades came out, he collapsed and cried in the classroom .
But he is also a man of his word, since his grades did not enter the 200?, then he will learn cross talk obediently.
"Yuanyuan, 'Parents love their sons, and they must have far-reaching plans'. Don't blame your parents. Now that you have made up your mind to talk about cross talk, let's talk about it. The stage of Jiqingtang is still very big. You don’t lose out on talking about cross talk here!” Li Jihai looked at the young man who was standing there in a persuasive manner.
"Understood, Master." Chen Yuanyuan raised her fair face and nodded.
Hey, this is life!
Chen Yuanyuan, who has always believed in the theory of fate, is now determined to follow the arrangement of fate and honestly talk about cross talk.
At this moment, shouts sounded outside the hall door.
After a while, a middle-aged man dragged a young boy in.
The middle-aged man looked to be in his 40s, and he looked very energetic, but the boy he was dragging was very different.
Red hair, ripped jeans, leather jacket, Martin boots, and a coat full of shiny rivets. It feels like Sha Matt, but he looks much better than Sha Matt. He is completely a punk boy.
Chen Yuanyuan, a well-behaved student party, had never seen such a different kind of peer? She was a little frightened for a while.
"Let go of me, what are you doing!" After the punk boy entered the room, he shook off the middle-aged man's hand.
"You brat, why are you so unruly!" The middle-aged man got angry and slapped the boy.
After seeing Li Jihai on the main seat, the middle-aged man hurriedly pulled the punk boy forward.
"Master!" The middle-aged man greeted Li Jihai with a smile, "I brought my son here."
Li Jihai obviously knew the father and son, and he didn't show any anger, but nodded with a smile: "You guys are here, Yuecheng, do you still remember me?"
After the punk boy saw Li Jihai, he became more honest for a while, and he couldn't help saying hello, "Master!" But his expression was extremely unhappy.
Hearing the word "Master", Chen Yuanyuan was even more shocked. She didn't expect that this person was also his master's apprentice. In this way, this person is his senior brother.
Li Jihai didn't care about Zhao Yuecheng's attitude at all. Instead, he looked at Chen Yuanyuan and said with a smile, "Yuanyuan, let's get acquainted. His name is Zhao Yuecheng. The 'Yue' of 'Flowering the Moon' is also your senior brother."
"He is Chen Yuanyuan." "Speaking of which, you should have met when you were young when you were apprentices, Yuanyuan, say hello to your senior brother."
Hearing Li Jihai's introduction, Chen Yuanyuan understood that Zhao Yuecheng, like him, also worshiped in Jiqingtang when he was a child, but he did not engage in cross talk.
But have they actually seen it?
He can't remember anything from his childhood.
But since Li Jihai gave the order, Chen Yuanyuan mustered up the courage to speak to Zhao Yuecheng with a smile.
"Hello."
However, Zhao Yuecheng completely ignored the childhood friendship, rolled his eyes, and said 'cut' in his mouth.
Chen Yuanyuan saw that the other party had such a reaction, and instantly felt that his little heart had been punched by someone, and he immediately fainted.
Sure enough, he felt that Zhao Yuecheng didn't look like a good person!
Seeing Chen Yuanyuan pouted, looking like a doormat, Li Jihai smiled and shook his head, then he said to Zhao Yuecheng: "Yuecheng, since your father sent you here, you will be here from today on." I'm here to learn cross talk."
"I……"
Just as Zhao Yuecheng wanted to say that he didn't want to learn cross talk, he immediately noticed his father's warning eyes, and suddenly thought of the result of his bargaining with his father.
That is, he is here to learn cross talk hard, and strive to earn money by performing in Jiqingtang in the future, so his father doesn't have to discipline him like this every day.
Zhao Yuecheng sighed, and said to Li Jihai resignedly, "Okay, then I'll learn."
Zhao Yuecheng's father looked at his son's foolishness, and hated his teeth so much that he couldn't help but slapped him again: "I feel like I've wronged you, you old man, I just talk about cross talk, why don't you think about cross talk?" ?!"
Zhao Yuecheng didn't reply, but rolled his eyes and acquiesced.
"Hey, you kid!"
Zhao Yuecheng's father pretended to fight, but was stopped by Li Jihai immediately.
"Okay, okay, you guys have to fight back, I'm here to teach? Apprentices don't use fists!"
"Yes, uncle!" Zhao Yuecheng's father put down his hand immediately.
Li Jihai looked at Zhao Yuecheng, who was dissatisfied, and then at Chen Yuanyuan, who was aggrieved, and suddenly had an idea in his stomach.
"In this way, Yuanyuan and Yuecheng, the two of you will learn cross talk together in the future, and if you say counterpart cross talk, you will be partners in the future!"
Li Jihai announced a big news with a smile.
"Ah, isn't it?"
Chen Yuanyuan was a little shocked. How come he has a partner. Besides, why is this partner still Zhao Yuecheng? He doesn't want to talk about cross talk with this little rascal!
"Why, you still look down on me!"
Zhao Yuecheng saw Chen Yuanyuan's look of loathing him to death, so he slapped her directly.
The slap was so painful that Chen Yuanyuan's eyes turned red immediately, but he didn't dare to resist Zhao Yuecheng, so he could only shrink his neck and bowed his head in silence.
It's just that he felt grievous in his heart, originally he said that the cross talk was not what he wanted, but now? He got him a rogue partner again, he is messing with someone!
Seeing that his son was actually bullying his partner, Zhao Yuecheng's father immediately became unhappy and kicked Zhao Yuecheng.
"Why do you say you beat him? Yuanyuan will be your partner in the future. Can you get along well? What can I say about you, kid!"
"I've always disliked others since I was a child, and now I'm still disliked by others, I can't say it anymore!"
Zhao Yuecheng was so annoyed by his father that he directly attacked him.
Seeing Zhao Yuecheng being beaten by his father, Chen Yuanyuan rubbed the place where he was beaten just now, applauding in his heart.
Kill you little rascal, let you bully me!
Li Jihai did not stop him this time, instead he looked at Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng with a smile.
Not bad, it’s a full moon, this time it’s really a full moon and a reunion!
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From then on, Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng became cross talk partners, and began to learn and talk about cross talk together.
In order to talk about cross talk, Zhao Yuecheng also restrained a lot: the punk outfit was gone, and the red hair was dyed back.Without extra decorations, Zhao Yuecheng's good-looking face stood out, which surprised Chen Yuanyuan.
Chen Yuanyuan is a little fat, but it's nothing, just make her coat a little fatter.
The image of the two of them is almost done, so we started to discuss cross talk.
Two people talk about cross talk, which is called counterpart cross talk.
In counterpart cross talk, there are two types of funny and flattering. Generally speaking, cross talk actors decide who will be funny and who will be flattering according to their own preferences and abilities.
But for Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng, the role distribution on stage was surprisingly faster than other cross talk partners.
"There are few words to talk about, that is, 'Well, that's right, hey, hey, fuck you!', I'll come to support you, come on and tease you."
At this time, in the courtyard of Li Jihai's home, Zhao Yuecheng sat on a small bench and said lazily.
"But three points for teasing, seven points for praise, the effect of flattery is very important, you..."
Chen Yuanyuan, who was sitting across from him, swallowed the rest of his words at the end, because he noticed Zhao Yuecheng's unfriendly eyes.
"As long as you amuse the audience, what am I talking about!" Zhao Yuecheng leaned forward and emphasized to Chen Yuanyuan.
"Alright then." Chen Yuanyuan had no choice but to agree.
"Oh, that's right, you can do the hard work."
Seeing that Chen Yuanyuan agreed, Zhao Yuecheng reconciled.
He didn't want to recite a long paragraph of Guankou like a tease, he just stood aside as a foil, how labor-saving it was!
His father asked him to talk about cross talk, but he didn't say that he had to be a joker, so he just chose the lightest one!
Looking at Zhao Yuecheng's relaxed expression, Chen Yuanyuan thought about it.
Okay, didn't you ask me to be a joke? From now on, I will make up cross talk jokes, so I have to make up a good one, just wait and see!
In this way, the two divided their roles on the stage, and after studying for a while, Li Jihai saw that they were really good, so he directly let them go on stage to exercise.
It was the first time that a small theater appeared on stage, and it could be described as the scene of a car accident.
Chen Yuanyuan, who was on the stage for the first time, prepared a traditional joke, but made some modifications in the pretext part.
At the beginning, everything went smoothly, Chen Yuanyuan said to himself, Zhao Yuecheng was really focused on, "Well, that's right, hey hey, fuck you!" ', perfectly played an uninvolved joke.
But in the next second, when Chen Yuanyuan said that he had an affair with Zhao Yuecheng's daughter-in-law and made an ethical joke, Zhao Yuecheng exploded on the spot, and he slapped Chen Yuanyuan with a slap.
"What the hell are you talking about, whose wife is having an affair with you!"
Hearing Zhao Yuecheng's angry shout, all the audience off the stage shouted excitedly. They thought it was a stage effect, and the two of them were performing here!
Chen Yuanyuan was frightened by Zhao Yuecheng's sudden action, and after he reacted, he quickly said: "Oh, I am not fake!" At the same time, he blinked at Zhao Yuecheng, which means, this is fake, hurry up Enter the content below.
But Zhao Yuecheng still refused to let go: "Whether it's fake or not, you can't say that, what the hell, do I beat you less?" He pushed Chen Yuanyuan again while talking.
Chen Yuanyuan was staggered by the push, his eye circles turned red instantly, and all the grievances of being bullied by Zhao Yuecheng these days also emerged, and finally, he directly cried out loud.
"Are you sick? What I said is all false. We are talking about cross talk. Why are you hitting me!" Chen Yuanyuan cried while crying.
Zhao Yuecheng was obviously also frightened by Chen Yuanyuan's crying, but he still insisted: "If you talk about cross talk, just talk about cross talk, what do you think my wife is doing, you have to play this ethical joke, and you still say it so truthfully, don't I take it seriously! "
Fortunately, the pot was blown up on the spot.
All the audience could see at this time that these two people were not acting just now.
The funny ones play ethics, the flattering ones take it seriously, and the flattering ones cry after playing funny ones.
All of a sudden, there were boos.
Chen Yuanyuan forgot how she got off the stage that day, she seemed to be kicked off by the audience, or dragged off by several seniors.
In short, after the performance that day, the two of them knelt in front of the Patriarch's tablet in the backstage of the small theater, confessing and reflecting.
Chen Yuanyuan felt at the time that he shouldn't talk about cross talk, or that he shouldn't talk about cross talk with Zhao Yuecheng.
This Zhao Yuecheng was a catastrophe for him, his life was so miserable!
At that time, Chen Yuanyuan made a decision, he didn't want to talk about cross talk with Zhao Yuecheng.
The next day, he went to Li Jihai's house, intending to talk about it face to face.
However, after seeing Chen Yuanyuan's plan, Zhao Yuecheng directly killed his idea in the cradle.
From Zhao Yuecheng's point of view, it is impossible for him not to talk about cross talk, otherwise his father won't? Let him go, now only Chen Yuanyuan can partner with him, if Chen Yuanyuan doesn't get along?
Stand-up comics are all big stories throughout, and he doesn't bother to tell them.
So no matter what, he had to pull Chen Yuanyuan and continue the cross talk together.
Chen Yuanyuan was cleaned up by Zhao Yuecheng, and the small flame of resistance that had just ignited was extinguished immediately.
He originally thought that Zhao Yuecheng was also unwilling to talk about cross talk just like him, but how could he have thought that because of his father, this Zhao Yuecheng dared not to talk about cross talk, and now this Zhao Yuecheng, in order to be a frivolous fan, is also following How could he be so unlucky if he failed himself!
Although Chen Yuanyuan lamented his bad luck, he felt that some things were human-made.
Since he can't escape the cross talk and Zhao Yuecheng, then he should talk about the cross talk, maybe he will fall in love with it while talking.
But if he wants to get the cross talk right, the key lies in Zhao Yuecheng, Zhao Xiaohou, who he likes.
Although Chen Yuanyuan was very afraid of Zhao Yuecheng, he had to analyze his interests to Zhao Yuecheng. After all, according to this, it was still unknown whether this cross talk would be able to support them in the future.
If it is said that cross talk does not make money, then they are still talking about cross talk!
So no matter what, this cross talk must be said, and it must be said well.
But before Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng had a long and earnest talk, Zhao Yuecheng was provoked.
That was one of their senior brothers, who didn't know what he was thinking that day, maybe it was because he couldn't get used to Zhao Yuecheng all the time, maybe it was because of Chen Yuanyuan's grievances, anyway, on that day, that senior brother pointed at Zhao Yuecheng's nose and started cursing .
"Tell me about what you're performing on stage! Is there anyone who likes you like, 'Well, that's right, hey hey, fuck you!" It's on the cheeks, that is, Yuanyuan tolerates you, if it were me, I would have replaced you long ago, what the hell!"
It was these words that directly caused Zhao Yuecheng to fight with that senior brother, and the two of them were suspended from performing afterward.
However, after this incident, Zhao Yuecheng's fighting spirit was stimulated instead, and he went directly to Chen Yuanyuan and said that he should have a good cross talk.
"In the future, we two will live well against each other. I still don't believe it. There's nothing wrong with this cross talk!"
Chen Yuanyuan can still remember Zhao Yuecheng's gritted teeth and fierce eyes.
This is talking about cross talk, not fighting. Do you want to be so ruthless?
Zhao Yuecheng really did what he said, and he performed surprisingly well in his first performance after resuming the performance.
No' umm just, hey hey yo, fuck you! 'Yes, every burden has been turned over extremely accurately and in place.
The various burdens designed by Chen Yuanyuan, after he flipped through them, suddenly became brilliant.
That night, the whole theater continued to laugh and applaud, and afterward, they returned amidst the audience's shouts.
Standing on the stage, looking at the smiling faces of the audience, Chen Yuanyuan finally understood why his seniors were all talking about cross talk seriously, because being able to bring happiness to others is a great job in itself, and at the same time Sometimes, the great sense of accomplishment they have gained will also make their hearts extremely fulfilled.
Such a job is really rare, and he can finally understand the art of cross talk.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sneak a glance at Zhao Yuecheng beside him, and seeing the complacent expression on the face of the person around him, he felt that this person should have the same thoughts as him.
Just like what Chen Yuanyuan thought, with this wonderful performance, the cooperation between him and Zhao Yuecheng began to become tacit, and the two tacitly worked hard secretly.
The subsequent performances became better and better each time, and their combination of one fat and one thin partner was immediately remembered by the audience.
Although he has made a lot of progress on stage and the relationship between the two of them has also improved a lot in private, but sometimes, Zhao Yuecheng will take the opportunity to bully Chen Yuanyuan.
But this is very good for Chen Yuanyuan, he sometimes feels that he has some Stockholm syndrome, and he has become a habit of being abused.
Occasionally, Chen Yuanyuan was very envious when he saw the harmonious relationship between his senior brother Qiao Huayan and Han Haochun. They were both young people, and he also wanted to have a little partner who could get along well.
Whenever she thought of this and saw Zhao Yuecheng's nasty expression, Chen Yuanyuan lost all thoughts.
Maybe his fate is like this. Now that the stage effect is so good, he really shouldn't force too much on other things.
So far, Chen Yuanyuan and Zhao Yuecheng maintained a somewhat weird balance, and began to perform on stage as cross talk actors, until Chen Yuanyuan had a car accident and was admitted to the hospital.
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"I don't have any major problems with my body, but my leg is broken. I don't need you here, so go back quickly."
At this time, Chen Yuanyuan, who was lying on the hospital bed with a plaster cast on his left leg, persuaded Zhao Yuecheng.
Just after Zhao Yuecheng came over, he directly drove away Chen Yuanyuan's parents, saying that starting from today, he would take care of Chen Yuanyuan here.
Hearing this news, Chen Yuanyuan almost fell off the hospital bed.
God, he doesn't want this demon king to take care of him, this person will only bully him, okay!
But his parents didn't think so.
They still have their own work to do, and there is no one to accompany them during the day.
At first, they were worried about what would happen to Chen Yuanyuan in the hospital, but they didn't expect Zhao Yuecheng to come here.
In the eyes of Chen Yuanyuan's parents, Zhao Yuecheng is really good. He is good-looking and very sensible. It is their son's blessing to have such a person as Chen Yuanyuan's partner.
So after Zhao Yuecheng took the initiative to invite Ying, Chen Yuanyuan's parents agreed directly, and then the two left the hospital with Chen Yuanyuan stunned.
Chen Yuanyuan looked at her parents who disappeared at the door, wanting to cry without tears.
Seeing that Chen Yuanyuan's parents had left, Zhao Yuecheng immediately resumed his original posture, like an old man, and sat down on the stool beside the hospital bed, and put one leg on the hospital bed.
"Actually, I can do it myself. There are nurses here, or you'd better go back."
Chen Yuanyuan looked at Zhao Yuecheng's ruffian, and felt that if he confronted this person every day, he would suffer internal injuries, so he took the risk of angering this person, and tried to persuade him again.
Hearing Chen Yuanyuan's words, Zhao Yuecheng raised his eyebrows, retracted his legs, stood up directly, pointed at Chen Yuanyuan's nose and cursed.
"You have a minor injury. The driver was drunk driving. Fortunately, you are lucky. Otherwise, we would be separated forever. You are planning to have a crosstalk with me, aren't you?"
Being scolded, Chen Yuanyuan couldn't help lowering her head.
To say that he was really unlucky too. He crossed the road properly, but was hit by a drunk driver. Fortunately, the speed of the car was not fast. After he was knocked down, he was not seriously injured, only one leg was broken, otherwise he would be like Zhao Yuecheng That said, it is estimated that he is really dead.
Now the driver has been detained by the police, and it is estimated that he will be sentenced in the end.
Seeing that Chen Yuanyuan seemed to have admitted his mistake, Zhao Yuecheng sat down again.
"Now you can't talk about cross talk with your legs like this, and I can't perform on stage alone. I happen to be fine. It's not good to come here to accompany you. Why do you still despise me?"
"No, no, how could it be?" Chen Yuanyuan looked at Zhao Yuecheng's expression of 'If you answer that you dislike me, I'll beat you', she shrank her neck immediately, "Aren't I afraid of delaying your efforts!"
"I'm fine." Zhao Yuecheng smiled, "My fun is all on you, don't you know?"
Chen Yuanyuan's eyes turned red immediately.
Sure enough, this person takes pleasure in bullying himself, his life is so miserable!
Although Chen Yuanyuan felt that Zhao Yuecheng often bullied him, he had to admit that Zhao Yuecheng was serious about taking care of him.
Buying meals, watching drips, and getting medicines without any complaints.
In this way, Zhao Yuecheng came to take care of Chen Yuanyuan every day during the day, and left at night after Chen Yuanyuan's parents got off work.
It lasted for more than half a month.
Suddenly one day, Chen Yuanyuan got a piece of news from a senior who came to visit him.
That was when he was in hospital, someone approached Zhao Yuecheng and wanted to partner with Zhao Yuecheng in cross talk, but was rejected by Zhao Yuecheng.
There is no basic salary in the cross talk actor industry, that is to say, if you don't perform on stage, you have no income.
Now Chen Yuanyuan is hospitalized and can't talk about cross talk. Zhao Yuecheng didn't go on stage to take care of him, and both of them have no income.
At this time, someone came to invite Zhao Yuecheng to perform on stage together, but unexpectedly, he was rejected by this person.
Chen Yuanyuan couldn't figure it out.
Then, two days later, he hesitated and asked Zhao Yuecheng.
Zhao Yuecheng sneered when he heard Chen Yuanyuan's question.
"Because of what, because you are my partner, why should I talk to someone else about cross talk, you still ask me this kind of question!"
"It's not about changing partners, but at least I have to earn money to eat." Chen Yuanyuan said.
"I don't. I would rather starve to death than talk about cross talk with someone I like. Besides, that person only came to see me because I said cross talk was popular. This kind of snobbish person, I don't hesitate to talk to him!" Zhao Yuecheng curled his lips, and then he reacted and asked Chen Yuanyuan, "Hey, I didn't say that, are you sick? Why do I feel that you expect me to partner with someone else?"
"Why? I'm afraid of delaying your income!" Chen Yuanyuan quickly waved her hands to explain, for fear that the devil incarnation would be angry.
"If you are really worried about my income, you can give it to me quickly, and then we will have a cross talk together on stage." Zhao Yuecheng stared at Chen Yuanyuan and said.
"Okay!" Chen Yuanyuan nodded sharply.
He also wants to get better soon. Apart from not wanting to be hospitalized and going back to work early, he really doesn't want to face Zhao Yuecheng every day. Now he is under too much pressure every day, and the food in his mouth is not delicious. I lost 5 catties.
"good."
Zhao Yuecheng looked at Chen Yuanyuan's well-behaved look, and rubbed the man's head with his hands.
In fact, what he said to Chen Yuanyuan just now were his sincere words.
During these days, Chen Yuanyuan was hospitalized, and many senior brothers saw him alone, so they planned to pull him to talk about cross talk together.
Some of them were to take care of him, fearing that he would have no income, but most of them still wanted to find him, a young comedian who has become popular recently, to catch the heat.
Regardless of whether he misunderstood these senior brothers, in short, if there is no Chen Yuanyuan, he really doesn't want to talk about cross talk.
He has always been talking about the cross talk jokes written by Chen Yuanyuan himself, and the rhythm on the stage. That is what he and Chen Yuanyuan have worked together for so many years. When he performs with others, he will not feel fresh, but only awkward .
Such an awkward cross talk, it's better not to say it.
What's more, Chen Yuanyuan only broke one leg, and the injury lasted for 100 days. It is estimated that he will be able to recover in three months. When the time comes, there will be no problem for them to talk about cross talk together again.
As for why he came to take care of Chen Yuanyuan, in fact, Zhao Yuecheng didn't quite understand it. He only knew that without Chen Yuanyuan, he would be alone without anyone to bully him. It's a great pleasure, since he has nothing to do now, why not come to the hospital to take care of Chen Yuanyuan.
After his father found out about this, he praised him fiercely, saying that he had finally become sensible.
After a month, Chen Yuanyuan can be discharged from the hospital, and then he just needs to go home to recuperate.
Hearing this news, Chen Yuanyuan almost cried with joy, because he could finally get rid of Zhao Yuecheng. For more than a month, Zhao Yuecheng served him every day, and he couldn't eat.
When she heard that Zhao Yuecheng planned to go to his house to take care of him, Chen Yuanyuan quickly refused.
But let him be spared, it's better for this uncle to stay far away!
Seeing Chen Yuanyuan's reluctance, Zhao Yuecheng no longer insisted. Anyway, the future is long and they will have a lot of opportunities to meet each other.
When Chen Yuanyuan returned home, she was relieved to finally not have to face Zhao Yuecheng again.
Without Chen Yuanyuan, Zhao Yuecheng would have been really boring. In the end, he followed his father's suggestion and went out for a trip. There are still two more months left, so he can just go out for a walk and have a look.
In this way, Zhao Yuecheng left for two months.
During the period, he shared the travel photos he took with Chen Yuanyuan.
Looking at the photos on the phone and the handsome Zhao Yuecheng, Chen Yuanyuan smiled sincerely. He really hoped that in reality, this person could be as friendly as in WeChat.
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On this day, Chen Yuanyuan's leg finally healed, and he can continue to perform on stage.
During his recovery period, he studied many new jobs, and he planned to ask Zhao Yuecheng to come over and do the same job.
After Zhao Yuecheng received the news from Chen Yuanyuan, he rushed to Chen Yuanyuan's house like a gallop.
I haven't seen Chen Yuanyuan for two months, and he misses him very much. He doesn't know what's wrong with him, and he's not used to thinking so much. Anyway, now that Chen Yuanyuan's leg is healed, he's very happy? Just be happy.
When he arrived at Chen Yuanyuan's house, he knocked on the door, and after a while, someone came and opened the door.
When he opened the door and saw the person standing in the room, Zhao Yuecheng was immediately dumbfounded.
"who are you?"
He couldn't help asking why there was a strange young man in Chen Yuanyuan's family. He remembered that Chen Yuanyuan seemed to be the only child.
"What?" Chen Yuanyuan tilted her head, and immediately pointed at herself, "It's me, it's me, why don't you know me, I'm Chen Yuanyuan!"
"Chen Yuanyuan?" Zhao Yuecheng looked up and down in disbelief, "When did you become so thin?"
The Chen Yuanyuan in front of him is no longer as plump as he was three months ago. He has no fat, but now he has become a handsome boy, and he is still a well-proportioned boy. No wonder Zhao Yuecheng couldn't recognize him.
Chen Yuanyuan touched her face embarrassingly: "I just controlled my diet and lost weight."
He was embarrassed to say that because Zhao Yuecheng was taking care of him in the hospital, he was under a lot of pressure, and his appetite decreased a lot. Although the pressure was relieved after he was discharged from the hospital, he had formed a habit, and he couldn't eat more, and he didn't know what to do. Just plummeted.
At first, his parents thought he was suffering from some kind of disease, so he immediately went to the hospital for an examination. After the examination and found out that he did not have any disease, they were relieved.
At this moment, Zhao Yuecheng could no longer hear what Chen Yuanyuan said, the only thing he could hear was the violent heartbeat in his heart, he couldn't help touching the position of his heart.
what happened to him?
"Come in quickly."
Chen Yuanyuan didn't know Zhao Yuecheng's thoughts, he hurriedly greeted the person in front of him to enter the house.
Zhao Yuecheng followed Chen Yuanyuan in blankly.
After entering the door, Chen Yuanyuan pulled Zhao Yuecheng to sit on the sofa, then took out the notes he had made, and began to tell Zhao Yuecheng his new cross talk jokes.
Zhao Yuecheng stared blankly at Chen Yuanyuan, he didn't hear any cross talk jokes at all, his attention was completely on Chen Yuanyuan's thinned face.
He knew that Chen Yuanyuan was cute before, but he didn't expect that he would look so good after losing weight, and this guy still has dimples when he smiles, why didn't he notice it before!
When Chen Yuanyuan talked about getting up, he didn't notice that Zhao Yuecheng was slowly approaching him. When he realized it, it was too late, and he was directly kissed by Zhao Yuecheng.
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