Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!
Chapter 16 The World Is Too Crazy
After performing on stage for three months, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang really won over a lot of die-hard fans with their hilarious cross talk jokes and beautiful singing.
Among these die-hard fans, apart from the original fans of Zhang Laizi, those who came here specifically to see the two of them.
The two handsome young men talked about cross talk, which was very topical in itself. Coupled with Hu Zhongfa's secret propaganda, more people came.After these people have heard the cross talk between the two, it is hard not to become fans of the two.
At present, most of the main consumers in the Golden Island nightclub are the rich second generation and some senior white-collar workers.
These people are really not short of money, as long as they are happy, they can spend as much as they want.And the cross talk between the two just fits their way of having fun, and they are also happy to reward the two of them.
Sometimes, when the two people are talking about cross talk and the scene is full of joy, someone suddenly throws a wad of money.
You must know that this is an old tradition of the Golden Island nightclub. It is very normal and common. It is not insulting. It is purely a form of reward, but it is simple and rude.For example, the ladyboy Lily had money stuffed into her chest before.
These rewards belong to the actors’ extra tips. Generally, this kind of tips do not need to be handed over to the store. How much you can earn depends entirely on your own ability, so the actors do their best every time they perform.
Every time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang accepted the money politely and bowed to thank them.
Qin Yuejing was excited, but he had never seen so much money; Jiang Chengyang looked indifferent, in fact, he could survive no matter what, the reason why he stood on this stage was to talk about cross talk.
Zhang Laizi also told them: "There is nothing wrong with someone who is willing to listen to your cross talk, listen to your talk, and give you money. Don't feel inferior. You must know that our ancestors were all in the street before. Begging for food.
It is also because of your good words that people give you money. Otherwise, you can get money by saying a few words to others on the street. If you succeed, it means you are a liar. "
After the two became popular in a small area, their fans really began to increase, especially female fans.
And because of this kind of reward, suddenly one day, something happened, which made them a little unexpected.
■
On this day, when the two of them finished their performance and bowed to thank them, a female fan threw five wads of money directly onto the stage.
The five wads of money were so heavy that they smashed the stage several times.
Qin Yuejing's eyes were red then, that was 5 yuan!Are the people here crazy?Before he could get excited, he actually heard the female fan's request.
"Kiss one, kiss one!"
Damn, let the two of them kiss!Qin Yuejing was speechless, she wasn't crazy, she was stupid!
In an instant, there was booing and applause from the audience, and those voices almost lifted the roof off.There were not only women in the shouting, but also men.
For a while, neither of them picked up the money.
Although Qin Yuejing was flustered, her appearance was quite calm, and she quickly raised her hand to suppress her voice: "Everyone, please be careful, let's pay attention, this is not a small movie theater, nor is it a filming scene. What a kiss! Let me tell you, now is the critical moment to crack down on pornography!"
What he said made everyone in the audience laugh again, but they would not be dismissed by these few words.After these people laughed, they still coaxed them to kiss.
"I'm your fan! I have money! I paid you guys to kiss today!"
The female fan who threw money just now started yelling again, and the others also booed and cheered for her.
Qin Yuejing was a little at a loss, how long has it been since she was on stage, why did this happen!
Just as he was thinking about how to deal with it, Jiang Chengyang beside him moved.
He picked up the folding fan on the table, opened it with one hand, grabbed Qin Yuejing's shoulder with the other hand, covered it with a white paper fan, and kissed her.
In an instant, the audience screamed, whistled one after another, and some people applauded, and the loudest voice came from the female fan who spent a lot of money.
Although the two kissed each other through a white paper fan, it was pretty good.
The soft touch of the lips, the narrow eyes on the other side... Qin Yuejing thinks that his brain is so good that he still has the time to pay attention to these things!
After the kiss was over, Jiang Chengyang took a step back, away from Qin Yuejing, closed the paper fan, and patted the face of the person in front of him, which brought Qin Yuejing back to his senses.
On that day, Qin Yuejing forgot how he left the Golden Island, he only remembered that he was extremely depressed, as if he had been greatly wronged.
On the bleak street in autumn, the wind under his feet swept away the fallen leaves on the road, he ran all the way to the overpass, squatted aside, tears fell involuntarily.
At this time, Jiang Chengyang also ran over, came to his side, and squatted down.
"What's wrong with you, why are you still crying?"
Qin Yuejing looked at the culprit in front of her, and immediately angrily pushed the person fiercely, until she sat on the ground, but this action did not anger Jiang Chengyang, but made him laugh out loud .
"What do you think, why are you so stingy?" Jiang Chengyang poked Qin Yuejing with his finger.
"Why are you so stingy? That was my first kiss! I was busy studying while taking care of the family in high school. I, I haven't talked about a girlfriend yet!" Qin Yuejing looked at his senior brother angrily with a puffy face.
Jiang Chengyang laughed again, this man was so interesting, he quickly said: "This is also my first kiss!"
Qin Yuejing gave him a blank look: "Don't fool me, you said you had a girlfriend before."
Jiang Chengyang reached out and rubbed Qin Yuejing's head: "This is the first time I kiss a man! It's also my first kiss!"
Qin Yuejing stopped talking, he felt that Jiang Chengyang was just ignoring him.
Jiang Chengyang was really angry when he saw this person. After thinking about it, he simply stepped forward and put his arms around Qin Yuejing's neck and said, "Then why don't you kiss me, and we'll be even!" He brought his face closer.
Qin Yuejing pushed Jiang Chengyang away vigorously again: "You stinky rascal! You step aside for me, haven't you taken advantage of me enough!"
"Hahaha! It's okay, let's go, go home!" Jiang Chengyang stood up with a smile, and pulled Qin Yuejing up.
Seeing that Qin Yuejing was still looking listless, Jiang Chengyang directly took off the backpack he was carrying, opened a corner, and handed it to Qin Yuejing.
"Did you see it? It's all money here, a total of 5 yuan! You said that the money is not earned for nothing!"
Qin Yuejing's attention was immediately attracted by the money in the bag, and then she realized: "Fortunately, you took it, I forgot about it!"
Immediately, he snatched Jiang Chengyang's backpack and hugged it in his arms, for fear of being snatched away, "Oh, I traded this for my first kiss, so I have to be careful."
These words made Jiang Chengyang happy again: "Yes, yes, you are the biggest hero today, let's go, let's go back to find Master, and make him happy too!"
"Okay!" Qin Yuejing's eyes lit up after hearing this.
At this time, the old man probably went to bed early, but they didn't care, they planned to go back and tell their master the good news immediately.
(Zhang Lizi: "..." I want to sleep.)
After getting off the overpass, on the street where the lights and shadows were shaking, the two of them walked hand in hand, joking all the way back home.
Among these die-hard fans, apart from the original fans of Zhang Laizi, those who came here specifically to see the two of them.
The two handsome young men talked about cross talk, which was very topical in itself. Coupled with Hu Zhongfa's secret propaganda, more people came.After these people have heard the cross talk between the two, it is hard not to become fans of the two.
At present, most of the main consumers in the Golden Island nightclub are the rich second generation and some senior white-collar workers.
These people are really not short of money, as long as they are happy, they can spend as much as they want.And the cross talk between the two just fits their way of having fun, and they are also happy to reward the two of them.
Sometimes, when the two people are talking about cross talk and the scene is full of joy, someone suddenly throws a wad of money.
You must know that this is an old tradition of the Golden Island nightclub. It is very normal and common. It is not insulting. It is purely a form of reward, but it is simple and rude.For example, the ladyboy Lily had money stuffed into her chest before.
These rewards belong to the actors’ extra tips. Generally, this kind of tips do not need to be handed over to the store. How much you can earn depends entirely on your own ability, so the actors do their best every time they perform.
Every time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang accepted the money politely and bowed to thank them.
Qin Yuejing was excited, but he had never seen so much money; Jiang Chengyang looked indifferent, in fact, he could survive no matter what, the reason why he stood on this stage was to talk about cross talk.
Zhang Laizi also told them: "There is nothing wrong with someone who is willing to listen to your cross talk, listen to your talk, and give you money. Don't feel inferior. You must know that our ancestors were all in the street before. Begging for food.
It is also because of your good words that people give you money. Otherwise, you can get money by saying a few words to others on the street. If you succeed, it means you are a liar. "
After the two became popular in a small area, their fans really began to increase, especially female fans.
And because of this kind of reward, suddenly one day, something happened, which made them a little unexpected.
■
On this day, when the two of them finished their performance and bowed to thank them, a female fan threw five wads of money directly onto the stage.
The five wads of money were so heavy that they smashed the stage several times.
Qin Yuejing's eyes were red then, that was 5 yuan!Are the people here crazy?Before he could get excited, he actually heard the female fan's request.
"Kiss one, kiss one!"
Damn, let the two of them kiss!Qin Yuejing was speechless, she wasn't crazy, she was stupid!
In an instant, there was booing and applause from the audience, and those voices almost lifted the roof off.There were not only women in the shouting, but also men.
For a while, neither of them picked up the money.
Although Qin Yuejing was flustered, her appearance was quite calm, and she quickly raised her hand to suppress her voice: "Everyone, please be careful, let's pay attention, this is not a small movie theater, nor is it a filming scene. What a kiss! Let me tell you, now is the critical moment to crack down on pornography!"
What he said made everyone in the audience laugh again, but they would not be dismissed by these few words.After these people laughed, they still coaxed them to kiss.
"I'm your fan! I have money! I paid you guys to kiss today!"
The female fan who threw money just now started yelling again, and the others also booed and cheered for her.
Qin Yuejing was a little at a loss, how long has it been since she was on stage, why did this happen!
Just as he was thinking about how to deal with it, Jiang Chengyang beside him moved.
He picked up the folding fan on the table, opened it with one hand, grabbed Qin Yuejing's shoulder with the other hand, covered it with a white paper fan, and kissed her.
In an instant, the audience screamed, whistled one after another, and some people applauded, and the loudest voice came from the female fan who spent a lot of money.
Although the two kissed each other through a white paper fan, it was pretty good.
The soft touch of the lips, the narrow eyes on the other side... Qin Yuejing thinks that his brain is so good that he still has the time to pay attention to these things!
After the kiss was over, Jiang Chengyang took a step back, away from Qin Yuejing, closed the paper fan, and patted the face of the person in front of him, which brought Qin Yuejing back to his senses.
On that day, Qin Yuejing forgot how he left the Golden Island, he only remembered that he was extremely depressed, as if he had been greatly wronged.
On the bleak street in autumn, the wind under his feet swept away the fallen leaves on the road, he ran all the way to the overpass, squatted aside, tears fell involuntarily.
At this time, Jiang Chengyang also ran over, came to his side, and squatted down.
"What's wrong with you, why are you still crying?"
Qin Yuejing looked at the culprit in front of her, and immediately angrily pushed the person fiercely, until she sat on the ground, but this action did not anger Jiang Chengyang, but made him laugh out loud .
"What do you think, why are you so stingy?" Jiang Chengyang poked Qin Yuejing with his finger.
"Why are you so stingy? That was my first kiss! I was busy studying while taking care of the family in high school. I, I haven't talked about a girlfriend yet!" Qin Yuejing looked at his senior brother angrily with a puffy face.
Jiang Chengyang laughed again, this man was so interesting, he quickly said: "This is also my first kiss!"
Qin Yuejing gave him a blank look: "Don't fool me, you said you had a girlfriend before."
Jiang Chengyang reached out and rubbed Qin Yuejing's head: "This is the first time I kiss a man! It's also my first kiss!"
Qin Yuejing stopped talking, he felt that Jiang Chengyang was just ignoring him.
Jiang Chengyang was really angry when he saw this person. After thinking about it, he simply stepped forward and put his arms around Qin Yuejing's neck and said, "Then why don't you kiss me, and we'll be even!" He brought his face closer.
Qin Yuejing pushed Jiang Chengyang away vigorously again: "You stinky rascal! You step aside for me, haven't you taken advantage of me enough!"
"Hahaha! It's okay, let's go, go home!" Jiang Chengyang stood up with a smile, and pulled Qin Yuejing up.
Seeing that Qin Yuejing was still looking listless, Jiang Chengyang directly took off the backpack he was carrying, opened a corner, and handed it to Qin Yuejing.
"Did you see it? It's all money here, a total of 5 yuan! You said that the money is not earned for nothing!"
Qin Yuejing's attention was immediately attracted by the money in the bag, and then she realized: "Fortunately, you took it, I forgot about it!"
Immediately, he snatched Jiang Chengyang's backpack and hugged it in his arms, for fear of being snatched away, "Oh, I traded this for my first kiss, so I have to be careful."
These words made Jiang Chengyang happy again: "Yes, yes, you are the biggest hero today, let's go, let's go back to find Master, and make him happy too!"
"Okay!" Qin Yuejing's eyes lit up after hearing this.
At this time, the old man probably went to bed early, but they didn't care, they planned to go back and tell their master the good news immediately.
(Zhang Lizi: "..." I want to sleep.)
After getting off the overpass, on the street where the lights and shadows were shaking, the two of them walked hand in hand, joking all the way back home.
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