Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

When the time came, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang stepped onto the stage wearing coats, cloth shoes, and wireless mics.

This wheat was prepared by Hu Zhongfa.

In the past, Zhang Laizi was old and his movements were small, so he could use a vertical microphone, but Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang are young guys. If they use vertical microphones again, their movements will be louder, and the voice will not be able to be received. went in.

A special table for cross talk has also been set up on the stage at this time, and the table is still surrounded by the bright red silk cloth, with wakewood, folding fans and handkerchiefs on it.

In order to improve the business of his nightclub in the future, Hu Zhongfa, who is thoughtful, also immediately equipped all these hardware.

The guests in the arena were waiting for Zhang Laizi. How did they know that they suddenly saw two strange young people on the stage, and they couldn't sit still for a moment. They couldn't understand it, it was a substitution!

Accompanied by a commotion in the arena, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang stood beside the table.

Qin Yuejing stood outside the table, and Jiang Chengyang stood inside the table, so the division of labor was very clear, Qin Yuejing teased, and Jiang Chengyang cheered.

In fact, the two of them researched this assignment, and Zhang Zizi had no objection, after all, he taught them how to be funny and flattering.

At this time, the guests in the venue saw that the two were about to start today's show, and booed immediately, and some people started to shout Zhang Laizi's name.

"Go on, where is Mr. Zhang! We want Mr. Zhang!"

"What are you doing here!"

"Go down! Go down!"

For a while, there was a hint of confusion in the arena.

At this time, Zhang Laizi and Hu Zhongfa were sitting in the manager's room on the second floor, sipping tea while watching the situation in the nightclub downstairs through the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Qin Yuejing, who was supposed to be a joker, was a little nervous when he saw so many guests below the stage, but at this moment there were bursts of boos from the audience, which made him even more at a loss as to what to do.

Jiang Chengyang at the side immediately noticed something was wrong with Qin Yuejing.He has sung in bars all year round, and he has also seen big scenes.This nightclub is about 2000 square feet, and there are 300 guests present. For him, this scene is very ordinary, but the person next to him is a school dropout who just ran away from home.

Or, is he joking today?

Just when Jiang Chengyang was about to speak, unexpectedly, Qin Yuejing turned around and spoke to him first.

At this time, Qin Yuejing's expression was a little aggrieved, and she looked like she was crying: "You just say that I won't come, our old master Zhang Laizi didn't know why he was crazy, he insisted on letting me come, you talk so much Man, I'm afraid, you say I can't do it alone, isn't the money of these people wasted!" He said, and he punched Jiang Chengyang's shoulder with his fist.

Hearing that kid Qin Yuejing actually called him an old man, the cripple Zhang sitting upstairs also burst out laughing.This is the "no big or small on the stage, but rules off the stage" in the cross talk business.

It seems that he will take care of this kid more in the future, but it's good, at least this kid is not nervous anymore!

At this time, Jiang Chengyang on the stage raised his eyebrows slightly. Unexpectedly, he really underestimated him as a junior. This set of words was not in their plan. This was a good reaction on the spot.

He reacted very quickly, and immediately cooperated: "What money is not money! I didn't expect you to be in a special industry!"

Qin Yuejing was furious, and punched Jiang Chengyang again: "You are the one who sells it! I'm talking about the first day I came here to talk about cross talk! Is there anyone like you!"

The two people's simple shaking of alert miraculously sounded, and the audience stopped booing, and suddenly burst out laughing.

Hearing that the content of the cross talk was still the same as that of Mr. Zhang, the guests who were present for a while really became interested in the two people on stage.

After that, no one drove them off the stage again, and they all began to listen attentively, hoping to have something different.

The two then introduced their identities and the reason why they came here today to talk about cross talk.

At this time, everyone also knew that these two people were really Zhang Zizi's apprentices.

"Tell me, how eccentric our master is, why did he give me the name Yuejing! Yuejing, Yuejing, isn't this the same as menstruation!" Qin Yuejing rolled up her sleeves with both hands, pinched her waist again, Pretending to be a shrew, she said angrily.

The guests in the audience were taken aback for a moment, and immediately laughed out loud.They thought Qin Yuejing's name was familiar, so it was the aunt!

Jiang Chengyang didn't take it seriously, and explained to him slowly: "You, you blamed our master, but it's not true. The name Yuejing is so good, Yuehua Yucai, this is what our master expects of you!"

Qin Yuejing still looked like she wanted to fight: "No, I don't think that old man is so kind, he just did it on purpose!"

Seeing that this person refused to eat, Jiang Chengyang directly said angrily: "Yes, you are right, our master did it on purpose, to let you show some blood-stained demeanor!"

Hearing Jiang Chengyang's words, an angry Qin Yuejing directly pushed Jiang Chengyang hard:

"Fuck you! What did you say, why didn't you stop me from saying it!"

"You won't listen to me!"

Guests: "Hahaha!"

The words that the two of them researched by themselves also inherited the characteristics of Zhang Zizi's non-scrupulous meat and vegetables. They will do whatever they want to make the audience laugh.

Seeing that the words were almost over, Jiang Chengyang pretended to surrender and directed the show down.

"Okay, okay, you look so angry like your aunt is here! Let me ask you, can you change your temper!"

This remark made the guests at the scene laugh out loud.

After the conversation was over, the two started their normal work.

This is exactly the cross talk joke written by Zhang Zizi himself - "Fengshen Fun Talk".The content is to ridicule the various characters in the novel "Fengshen Yanyi", in order to try to find some jokes.

Although it was an old joke from Zhang Zizi's past, the guests present still listened to it with great interest because it was changed from the previous stand-up comic to the current counterpart.

Qin Yuejing: "One day, Daji will tell King Zhou."

Jiang Chengyang: "What did you say?"

"'My lord, why do you want to eat that BABIQ?' King Zhou nodded, took Daji's hand and said, 'Oh, my baby, I want to eat it too. Shall we eat it today?'" !'" Qin Yuejing's simulated dialogue in Helan dialect made everyone burst into laughter.

Jiang Chengyang was also a little funny: "I know that Daji and King Zhou are from Helan, so what happened to BABIQ? In ancient times, there was BABIQ barbecue?"

Qin Yuejing clapped her hands: "BABIQ is the punishment of being roasted. It is to tie people to a hot copper pillar. The copper pillar is smeared with oil. The meat is roasted and stabbed! Let me tell you Ah, I haven't eaten it, but I think it should be delicious, if there are seasonings..."

Jiang Chengyang hurriedly grabbed Qin Yuejing: "Stop it, stop it, don't talk about it, a good cross talk will make you tell a ghost story!"

"Hahaha!"

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"It's also because King Zhou of Shang was so licentious that King Wu defeated him! And whoever will assist King Wu is Jiang Ziya!" Qin Yuejing said.

Jiang Chengyang nodded to the side.

……

"I saw Jiang Ziya fighting Shen Gongbao this time. Do you know what Jiang Ziya's mount is?" Qin Yuejing asked Jiang Chengyang beside him.

"I know, the four are not alike. There is a poem in the book: Lin head and tail are like a dragon, and his feet step on the auspicious light to Jiuchong. The four seas and nine continents can be visited at will, and the three mountains and five mountains meet in an instant." Jiang Chengyang replied.

"That's right, I saw that Jiang Ziya appeared on the stage as 'Gader Gadder' riding Sibuxiang!"

Jiang Chengyang frowned immediately: "What's the sound, your Jiang Ziya looks like he's stepping on high heels!"

"Isn't that describing the sound of hoofbeats clear!" Qin Yuejing emphasized.

"Then you have learned a little bit!" Jiang Chengyang was even more helpless.

Qin Yuejing ignored Jiang Chengyang, and said to herself: "The Shen Gongbao on the opposite side also appeared on the stage. I saw that Shen Gongbao was riding a black-spotted tiger, and I saw the tiger barking 'woo woo'!"

Speaking of which, Qin Yuejing bared her teeth and waved her claws, and uttered a lot of 'woooooooooooo'.

"Wait a minute, what's the matter, your Shen Gongbao came out on a train!" Jiang Chengyang said in pretended shock.

"Hahaha!"

At this time, the guests in the audience watched the two of them back and forth and couldn't help laughing.

"Didn't I imitate it, the basic skills of cross talk!" Qin Yuejing pretended to be stupid.

"I'm afraid you are not a fake, what kind of imitation, your imitation doesn't look like it!" Jiang Chengyang pointed at Qin Yuejing and warned, "You go out and don't tell people that you are my junior brother, I I can't afford to lose that person!"

"Hahaha!"

This said, it took more than 40 minutes.

When the two ended, there were actually some audience members who asked them to come back.The two did not return, and stepped down after bowing their thanks.

It was the first time the two of them appeared on stage today, and they were a little nervous. They even forgot to sing "Shuangfeng Yuqu", which is Zhang Laizi's unique song.

After stepping off the stage, Qin Yuejing was still very nervous. He found that his palms were already sweaty, and even his coat was wet.Immediately, the praise from Jiang Chengyang and all the actors in the background made him feel a little relieved, as long as he didn't lose the chain!

"Your reaction is really quick!" Jiang Chengyang put his arms around Qin Yuejing's neck and rubbed his head vigorously.

"It's great to be able to perform like this for the first time on stage!" Shemale Lily also came to the two of them and praised.

The other actors also responded, and applauded at the end.

"Hey hey! Thank you everyone!" Qin Yuejing felt a little embarrassed after boasting.

Starting today, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang will no longer be waiters, and they can get off work after the performance.

Immediately after they finished changing their clothes, they found Zhang Laizi and bid farewell to Hu Zhongfa. The master and apprentice went home slowly together.

On the way back, after being nervous, Qin Yuejing became excited, she was extremely excited, and kept pestering Zhang Xizi and Jiang Chengyang to talk, babbling!

"Oh, I don't know. It turns out that this is what it feels like to talk about cross talk! I was stunned when I came on stage, but fortunately, I calmed down in an instant, hehe."

"You don't know, all I listened to was Ji Qing Tang's cross talk, I didn't expect that I would be able to perform on stage today."

"Actually, I think some passages can be revised, and the burden can be slightly smaller and later."

In this way, Qin Yuejing really walked and talked all the way.Jiang Chengyang and Zhang Xizi looked at Qin Yuejing who looked like he had been beaten with blood.

Sure enough, it's nice to be young!

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From this day on, Zhang Zizi officially bid farewell to the stage, and Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang also officially began to perform in nightclubs as cross talk actors!

At the beginning, some regular customers felt a little regretful that they would not be able to hear Zhang Laizi's cross talk in the future, but they also knew that it would be difficult for the old man to come on stage again when he was old.And seeing that the cripple wanted to praise his apprentice, they planned to try to praise Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, which could be regarded as seeing Zhang cripple's face.

Listening and listening, they were gradually attracted. This cross talk is different from Zhang Zizi's previous stand-up comedy. The teasing form of you coming and going is more interesting.And the interesting interaction between the two young people, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, and the interesting words they have researched to be closer to modern life, not only make these regular customers feel funny, but also make them feel familiar. Zhang Laizi has the same taste.

Just like that, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang really kept these regular customers.

Hu Zhongfa saw that none of the former regular customers had decreased, but the number of young female customers was faintly increasing, and he was very happy.

Sure enough, this old man is his nobleman!