Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

There is a small stage in front of the background cloth with four big characters of "the sun and the moon are the same? Hui".

At this time? Qin Yuejing, who was wearing a coat, was a little shy, and said to Jiang Chengyang beside him, "Let me tell you, I recently made a girlfriend." At the end, he directly covered his face and smiled. stand up.

Jiang Chengyang, who was also wearing a coat, was a little curious, and raised his hand to pull it. He said, "Okay, don't be beautiful, have you got a girlfriend? Why don't I know? How is this girl? "

Qin Yuejing put her hand down, and continued to say shyly: "This girl, is it okay? She is as beautiful as a flower, and her name is a bit foreign, and her surname is Su Mingfei."

"My surname is Su Mingfei...?" Jiang Chengyang frowned when he heard this name.

"Yeah!" Qin Yuejing nodded heavily, "I'm so clingy all day long, I like to cling to me, and always keep close contact with me!" It's a good look.

Jiang Chengyang finally understood? Suddenly, he realized: "Hey! I know this! Isn't it just elastic fit, but how did you become your girlfriend?"

"What elastic fit! Can you talk! I'm talking about people! Is that the same thing!" Qin Yuejing was furious, and kicked Jiang Chengyang with her feet.

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The latest episode of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang's cross talk column, once updated, immediately became a trending topic on Weibo.

Although this new episode of cross talk is still very funny, fans who have watched it are not only laughing, but also worried about the two.

It's been more than a month? Where did my aunt and uncle go?

It is said that since the last time the two were interviewed by the CCTV news channel, they have become the most popular news figures in an instant with the great discovery of the gold treasure, and they have been the topic of discussion on various social media The speed also went up in a straight line.

'Through cross talk jokes, two comedians unexpectedly?discovered?the golden treasure, and opened the door to the golden treasure! '

The legendary news of the two of them immediately became the talk of the people after dinner.

But just when all the people who were paying attention to this matter were planning to see if there would be more exciting news about these two people in the future, who would have thought that these two people would suddenly disappear?!

I thought the two of them were only temporarily? Avoiding the attention of many parties, but who would have thought that this avoidance lasted for more than a month.

Weibo is not updated? No more activities? Fortunately, the cross talk program in the two-person cross talk column has been updated regularly? But everyone knows that? It’s just a pre-recorded video.

Some smart media went directly to the two universities where the two belonged to inquire about the news. After some interviews, they learned that the two had invited a long-term It's a long vacation, but no one knows what to do, and it seems very mysterious.

After the news was announced, everyone was dumbfounded?

What did these two people do?

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At this time, Qin Yuejing, who was far away in the southwest, was woken up by being licked by Ke Ke.

Sleepy-eyed, he wiped the saliva off his face, frowned and looked to the side: "Did you guys eat chocolate again?" He said, wiping the saliva on his face The one on the side can be said.

"Can? Can?!" Can? Can? smiled and avoided him.

"Wake up? Just get up, go wash up, and then go to the cafeteria to eat." At this time, Jiang Chengyang, who was sitting on the bed next to him, looked at him and smiled.

When Qin Yuejing saw that his senior brother had packed everything up, he quickly got up with a smile and said, "Morning senior brother!"

Afterwards, he planned to get out of bed and go to the bathroom to wash up, but at this moment, Jiang Chengyang's reminder sounded behind him.

"Don't forget to take a sample."

"Got it!" Then he got into the bathroom.

The place where they are now is the isolation point.

By the way, after they were taken away from the no-man's land on the southwest border by the chemical defense forces that day, they went directly to the military hospital for a comprehensive physical examination.

The test results came out on the spot? There was no abnormality in their bodies, but some indicators were high, such as white blood cells and so on.However, this kind of high index does not mean anything, and they need further observation.

Before Long Ge thought that his rib fracture had healed, really? It was not his illusion. Through X-ray examination, he had a callus at the fracture site? The doctor said that according to his physical fitness, he would recover soon.

In short, for now, their bodies are all fine, they just need to accept isolation and observation. This made everyone breathe a sigh of relief.

In addition to their bodies, the things they carried were also checked one by one.

This time, the satellite phone and testing equipment carried to fight against high-intensity magnetic fields only suffered a certain amount of electromagnetic damage.But others, such as ordinary mobile phones and tablet computers, are a bit unfortunate? They are all destroyed by high-intensity magnetic fields.

But these are not big things, after they arrived at the isolation point, He Yifan sent someone to deliver their new mobile phones and tablet computers, which also prevented them from being bored in the isolation point.

After the physical examination, the group of them were taken to an isolation area, with two people in each room, and began isolation.

This isolation area was transformed from an outpost of the army here. It is relatively remote and sparsely populated. It is just right to be an isolation area for the few of them.

Right now? In the bathroom.

After collecting and sealing her own urine and feces, Qin Yuejing turned around and began to wash up.

After being quarantined, their urine and feces need to be tested every day, and blood tests and radiation levels on their bodies need to be measured at any time.

Although it is a bit cumbersome, after these two days of observation, the radiation content on their bodies has begun to weaken, and it may disappear completely in a few days. This is good news for them.

Thinking about it, Qin Yuejing looked at the place near the toilet, besides the sampling collection bag for him and his senior brother, there was another small plastic bag, which was just for sampling.

He sighed. He didn't expect that he and his senior brother would become shit-shoveling officers now.

Thinking of this, after washing, he picked up the three plastic bags with one hand, opened the door and left the bathroom.

As soon as he came out of the bathroom, he heard Du Shaoyuan yelling loudly in the corridor: "Eat, eat, get up!" After a while, there was a knock on their door.

Qin Yuejing hurried over to open the door, and said a little funnyly, "Brother Du, why don't you be so excited!"

"You can't be excited! I didn't expect the food in the army here to be so good. I heard yesterday that there are steamed buns today. How long has it been since I saw steamed stuffed buns?!" He glanced at Jiang Chengyang in the room, and said , "You two finished washing? Let's go? Ah, right? Don't forget to bring your things!"

"Hold it!" Qin Yuejing smiled and raised her hand to shake the plastic bag in her hand.

"It's so early in the morning, you disgusting people! I'll go there first, come here quickly!" After speaking, Du Shaoyuan pretended to turn around and left with a look of disgust.

Qin Yuejing curled her lips? She curled her lips, thinking that you still have your sample!

"Let's go eat too!" At this moment, Jiang Chengyang came to the door holding Ke? Ke? and said.

"En!" Qin Yuejing nodded.

Afterwards, the two of them went out the door with certainty.

The outpost they lived in was actually composed of several one-story houses. After leaving the one-story house they lived in, there would be a small courtyard, and on the right side of the courtyard was the canteen for eating.

At this moment, after Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang entered the cafeteria with their food, they found that everyone else was already sitting here.

When Professor You in the cafeteria saw them appear, he quickly raised a smile, stood up and greeted them. As soon as he opened his mouth, he said hello to Ke Ke in Jiang Chengyang's arms.

"Can? Can? Ah, good morning!"

But can? Can? I didn't intend to talk to him, I saw it jumped out of Jiang Chengyang's arms, jumped up? leaned against the small table by the window? fell down.

"Professor You, don't take it to heart, but it's just that bad temper." Qin Yuejing comforted quickly.

The one who was lying on the small table moved her ears, and ignored Qin Yuejing, it knew it was an excuse to appease that old man!

"It's okay, it's okay!"

Professor You was not angry at all, but continued to look at Ke? Ke? with a kind face, with infinite doting in his eyes. If someone he didn't know looked at him, he might think that the old professor was looking at his grandson!

By the way, since Professor You passed the effect of that sedative, the whole person seemed to have suddenly figured it out, no longer hysterical, and no longer yelling to find some two-headed and four-armed man, as if he had changed again. Back to the kind old professor from before.

But there are still some changes, that is, he pays close attention to Ke? Ke?, and looks at Ke? Ke? with kindness all the time.

But this kind of kind eyes, in the eyes of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, is really too eager? It's like a wretched uncle who wants to abduct little Lolita.

So the two of them have been staring at Ke? Ke? for the past two days, for fear that Professor You will do something to Ke? Ke?

Alas, iniquity!

It's not easy to come out here, Professor You is very irritated!

At this moment, the sound of a motor vehicle sounded outside the bungalow.

After a while, two soldiers in chemical protective suits carried a blue plastic basket into the cafeteria through the main entrance. The plastic basket contained their breakfast.

The cafeteria where they are now has doors at the front and back, and they just entered the cafeteria through the back door near the dormitory.

The two anti-chemical soldiers did not enter the cafeteria, but stopped at the door, keeping a distance of four or five meters from the crowd, and then put the plastic basket in their hands on the table next to them ?.

After that, one of the anti-chemical soldiers said to everyone:

"Okay? It's still the same as yesterday. You give us your samples first, and then you come over to get breakfast."

"Okay, hard work?!"

After Qin Yuejing thanked her, she quickly put the samples she and Jiang Chengyang had that could be taken into a plastic basket with rollers on the ground beside her, where other people's samples had already been placed in it.

This one-handed self? What, one-handed food, in this world? There is no such a wonderful thing anymore, right?

Afterwards, Qin Yuejing gently pushed the plastic basket forward, and pushed it towards? Those? Two chemical defense soldiers.

At this moment, the plastic basket slid straight to the feet of the two anti-chemical soldiers.

The two chemical defense soldiers left immediately after getting the samples.

After they left, everyone got up to get breakfast.

At this time, everyone else was eating their own breakfast with relish, while Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were busy beside Ke Ke Ke.

I saw the two of them took out a white food bowl from the cocoa breakfast bag, put the sliced ​​raw beef on it, put a few pieces of chocolate and other small snacks on it, and put it on Can it be on the small table where I'm lying on my stomach now.

It is said that the food that can be eaten now is controlled by the scientific research institute.

The no-man's land has disappeared since the Academy of Sciences received a report from Professor He? After unknown radiation and high-intensity magnetic fields, naturally? Of course? I know? The group of them went to explore the no-man's land, and they also know? They Also brought out? A two-headed and two-tailed animal native to no man's land.

Since Qin Yuejing, Jiang Chengyang and his group contained a large amount of radiation and were being quarantined, the scientific research institute is not yet sure whether it is a brand new species or a deformed genetic mutation, but anyway, can? can? The research value of it is still very large, and it must be guaranteed to survive no matter what.

So not only should Ke? Ke? be full, but also eat well and happily.

The meat that can be eaten now is freshly slaughtered meat, and the snacks are all the most advanced pet snacks, with less oil, less salt and less sugar, very healthy.

At this time, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang looked at the piles of food bowls, and they were speechless. The patriarch Mo Li said that this guy was expelled, but looking at it now, why is this guy even out of the village? , still? Or the treatment of the uncle? !

At this time? Ke? Ke? Looking at the rich breakfast in front of him, he couldn't help stepping on his four legs, and the two pairs of eyes on the two heads were also wide open, so excited.

After the two people here arranged the food, before it was over, Jiang Chengyang took out the IPad tablet he brought out with him just now, stood behind the food bowl, and started playing "Tom and Jerry".

Qin Yuejing occasionally saw the animation of "Tom and Jerry" while browsing Weibo, and happened to be seen by Ke Ke Ke, and then Ke Ke Ke got stuck in it, causing It must watch cartoons to eat now.

"Okay? Let's eat!"

After all the preparations were done, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang patted the lovely two heads respectively, and had a friendly interaction.

"Okay, okay!" Kebao laughed, and then started to eat immediately.

After serving? Can? Uncle, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang returned to the crowd to have breakfast.

The two and Du Shaoyuan shared a table of four, four professors shared a table, and three bodyguards shared another table.

The reason for this arrangement is that each table in the cafeteria is not very large and cannot seat too many people, that is, these four professors still have tasks to do.

At this time, I saw these four people eating and looking at Ke Ke, and then recording something in a notebook beside them.

Because they are in isolation, they may not be able to be brought back to the scientific research institute immediately, so the scientific research institute immediately asked these four professors to carry out observation and research, and record in detail the diet that can be used when getting along with humans Daily life, see what it likes to eat, what is its eating method.

Although this observation method is somewhat simple, these four professors have been engaged in scientific research for many years after all. Through these two days of observation, they still have a lot of gains.

Just like now, maybe one head is eating seriously, and the other head is watching cartoons happily.

What does this mean?

This shows that Ke? Ke?'s two heads have a clear division of labor, and there is a unified thinking in deployment!

You must know that this situation is completely different from conjoined twins in human society.

Similar to Ke? Ke?, conjoined twins with two heads and one body. To put it bluntly, they are just twins whose bodies are connected because of a special pregnancy method. They should be two people, so they have Different thinking, different preferences, and sometimes even quarrels.

But it can be different. Its two heads don't have any tendency to fight, and its thinking and behavior are very coordinated.

At this time, the division of labor between its two heads may prove that the thinking of its two brains is interoperable, and the joy of eating and watching cartoons can be passed on to each other!

Of course, these are the preliminary conclusions of Professor You and the others. If you want to know the real results, you need to do further scientific experiments.

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At this time, after everyone finished their breakfast, they arranged the disposable tableware and lunch boxes, put them in the big plastic box for breakfast, and put them on the table next to the main entrance of the cafeteria, waiting for lunch later When the time comes, the soldiers who come to deliver the food will take the garbage away.

After eating, everyone came to the small courtyard, stretched their arms and legs, exercised and basked in the sun.

They are now far away from the southwestern border, and the temperature has dropped to about 20 degrees. The spring breeze blows occasionally, which is very comfortable.

At this time, Qin Yuejing, who had finished basking in the sun, walked into the cafeteria and asked if Xiang was still lying on the table.

"Yes, yes, do you want to stay here, or come back to the room with us?"

"Can you, can you!" Can you can? He stood up and yelled.

"Okay, let's go back to the room."

Qin Yuejing immediately understood what it meant, and directly put away the snacks and iPad on the table, then turned around and left the cafeteria with it in her arms, completely ignoring Professor You's eager expression.

Speaking of which, Professor You mentioned to them before that he wanted to spend a few days alone with Ke? Ke?, but they ruthlessly rejected him.

Don't say that Professor You will hurt Ke? Ke?? Let's just say that Ke?

And it does have divine power, although after they left the village, the two of them repeatedly told it not to use divine power unless it was absolutely necessary, but what if it was hurt?

They don't even need to think about it, it is estimated that it will have to make a big move to death!At that time, if we drive Professor You crazy again, or if there are some other accidents, then things will explode.

So no matter what, they think it's better to keep Ke? Ke? by their side.

After returning to the room, can? can? jump on? Qin Yuejing's bed, lie on the bed? and continue to watch its cartoons.

And Jiang Chengyang sat on the bed, took out another tablet computer, and continued his great career of composing.

Although he has been talking about cross talk in the past few years, he has not forgotten his experience as a singer.Ever since he signed a contract with a brokerage company, he has made up his mind to release an album of his own songs, including all his original songs over the years.

And these several expeditions really gave him a lot of creative inspiration, especially this bonfire party with the two-headed and four-armed man, which gave him a burst of inspiration.

Taking advantage of the quarantine, he happened to have time to perfect his album.

He had a premonition that his album would be a hit!

In his album, there is also a song called "Golden Fireworks", which is dedicated to Qin Yuejing and commemorates their first time.

When he first knew the existence of this song, Jiang Chengyang still remembered Qin Yuejing's shy look, which was very cute and interesting, but slowly, Qin Yuejing showed his original shape, more and more More skin, like now.

At this time, Qin Yuejing saw Jiang Chengyang sitting on the bed and started composing again, so she sat down quickly and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, composing, dedicated to you My love song must be well written!" He laughed as he spoke, and he got up with a set of small white teeth.

Jiang Chengyang glanced? He glanced: "...Why do I feel that you seem to be eyeing? Me?"

Qin Yuejing hooked his shoulders and smiled: "Haha, how is it possible? Is it possible, senior brother, are you overthinking?!"

Jiang Chengyang: "..."

Seeing his senior brother's helpless expression, Qin Yuejing laughed, then leaned forward, hugged Jiang Chengyang's head and took a bite.

Jiang Chengyang raised his eyebrows, put down the tablet, and immediately raised Qin Yuejing's head to kiss him.

The collision between lips seems to be a kindling that spreads rapidly, bringing the original breath.

The breathing of the two began to become heavy, and in the end Qin Yuejing directly pressed Jiang Chengyang on the "bed".

Qin Yuejing looked at the flash of lust in his elder brother's dark eyes, he couldn't take it anymore, and rushed forward with a groan.

Looking at Qin Yuejing, who looked like a puppy in heat on his body, Jiang Chengyang couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and his hands continued to stir up fire on this person.

The kiss between the two was a bit loud, and it immediately attracted the attention of the bed next to you.

Ke? Ke? looked at the head of the cartoon, suddenly turned to the left, glanced at the two of them, then shook his head and continued to watch the cartoon.

well!It's been like this for days!

So noisy!It turns out that this kind of "one-headed person" can actually come into heat anytime and anywhere!

Thinking of this, it moved? Moved its ears, right? What about the earphones that Qin Yuejing said earlier?

After a while, the mutual touching game in the morning was over, and Qin Yuejing was lying on the bed stretched out.

Now he only felt the aftertaste of an orgasm reverberating in his body, his cheeks were flushed, and he subconsciously licked his own lips, as if reminiscing, which made him look erotic.

"Satisfied?" Jiang Chengyang, who was sitting aside, wiped the sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand, and his face was also a little red.

"Satisfied, cool!" Qin Yuejing looked at the ceiling and laughed. Get up.

Jiang Chengyang's eyes gradually moved down: "Then? Can you pull up your pants? It's a good thing we don't have a monitor in the bedroom, otherwise, you would be walking a bird in public?!"

These words reminded Qin Yuejing, his face was flushed and he quickly got up, pulled up his underwear and trousers, and then he lay back on the bed with a smirk, subconsciously hooking his hands No matter how natural it is to hold Jiang Chengyang's arm, these days are so happy!

Jiang Chengyang couldn't help laughing when he saw the satisfied expression on his junior brother's face.He also thinks the present day is beautiful?!

Then, he reminded: "Okay? Don't lie down? Hurry up and clean up!" Then he got up and went to the bathroom.

After Qin Yuejing saw it, she also jumped up and ran to the bathroom. He likes to get bored with his senior brother!

Ke? Ke? Still? Watching cartoons, watching the picture of Tom and Jerry embracing each other, did it completely? Say no evil, don't listen to evil, the highest level of ignorance!

After Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang came out of the bathroom, they simply tidied up the room, and then set up their mobile phones. They needed to shoot a short video.

This small video is just to celebrate the recent official opening to the public of the 'Da Guangming Umbrella-shaped Glass-topped Karst Cave'.

Recently, with the further warming of the weather, the Daguangming Umbrella-shaped Liuliding Karst Cave in Southwest Province has finally opened to the public with restrictions.

People who made an appointment flocked to this karst cave from all over the world, and the Internet was filled with beautiful scenery of various karst caves.

The transparent glazed roof reveals colorful sunlight, and the dreamlike scene fascinates many tourists.Under the artistic processing of professional photographers, this cave is even more beautiful.

For a while, all kinds of small videos and pictures emerged one after another, occupying the Internet, directly making this karst cave, which is still open with limited traffic, quickly become a new Internet celebrity attraction.

This also makes many people who cannot go there itchy. They only hope that this beautiful scenic spot can be visited by people.

"Brother, are you ready?" At this moment, Qin Yuejing, who was standing in front of the white wall, asked Jiang Chengyang, who was on the opposite side, fiddling with his phone.

"Okay?" Adjusting the phone to video recording mode, Jiang Chengyang walked to Qin Yuejing's side.

"Hi everyone, I'm Jiang Chengyang, and this is my younger brother Qin Yuejing. Today we both warmly congratulate the official opening of the 'Da Guangming Umbrella-shaped Glass-topped Karst Cave'. We have seen various pictures and videos from the Internet. Hope Everyone can have an unforgettable memory in this beautiful scenic spot.”

"That's right, I also hope that this beautiful scenery can be preserved forever, so that our descendants can also see it." Qin Yuejing said to the phone with a smile.

After recording the video, the two sent the video to their assistants far away in the imperial capital.

Afterwards, the video will be edited later and will be posted on the Weibo of the two of them.

Not long after the video was uploaded, Jia Jingyan called? Come here.

"How have you been these two days?"

During the phone call, her tone was very relaxed. She saw that the two men in white T-shirts in the video were in good spirits, so she put her mind down. It seems that they will be released from isolation soon. .

Jiang Chengyang notified her of the quarantine before.

At that time, she was still very worried about the two of them. After all, radiation is not a joke. It will not only cause damage to the body, but even more seriously, it may even endanger life.

But fortunately, Jiang Chengyang told her that after a series of examinations, they were fine, and they just needed to be quarantined temporarily, which finally made her breathe a sigh of relief.

"It's not bad." Jiang Chengyang replied, "Eat on time every day, and there are blood tests and so on. It is estimated that we will be able to lift the quarantine in a few days."

"Very good, I hope you can come back soon!" Jia Jingyan encouraged with a smile.

Don't look at the fact that these two people went to the Golden Republic and Shuangling Village again, which delayed a lot of work, but you must know that just a world-class discovery of a golden treasure has already made the two of them famous. Skyrocketed? Countless times, literally a world-class claim to fame.

Now they are not just stars, but also discoverers of golden treasures. This title will be included in the history? Textbooks? It will last forever!

If they can find anything else during this trip to no man's land, then...

Thinking of this, Jia Jingyan didn't dare to think about it anymore, this is really amazing and crazy!

Maybe she will not only be the entertainment manager of the two of them in the future, but may also become the manager of other aspects. She actually has this hunch...

Immediately, she stopped thinking about it, and hurriedly told the two to take good care of themselves? After that, it was over? This call.

After the phone call with Jia Jingyan ended, Jiang Chengyang continued to compose music, but Qin Yuejing was free, so he decided to find Du Shaoyuan and Tang Ziyun to play games together. During the rare rest time, he had to Just relax!

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As soon as the video of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang celebrating Liuliding Cave came out, it immediately attracted the most violent reprints and comments from fans.

Knowing that the two are safe and sound, fans can finally rest assured, but in this video, the skin of the two has turned dark. Could it be that they went on vacation?

But no matter what, as long as the two are safe.

After a while, the video of the two of them was quickly uploaded? It was the most popular search, and there were signs of continuing to be popular.

At the same time, seeing that the two were active on the Internet again, major brands immediately sent invitations to Jia Jingyan, wanting them to represent their products.

Although these invitations made Jia Jingyan very happy, but obviously, now is not a good time.

Of course, it was impossible for her to refuse, and then she planned to find a job for the two that could be done in the isolation point.

At this moment, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, who were far away in the isolation point in the southwest, did not know that their lazy isolation life was about to be broken.