Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

That night, Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, who were serving as waiters, finally heard Zhang Laizi's cross talk during their work.

Zhang Laizi's cross talk was arranged for the first performance.He is getting old, try to perform as early as possible and go home early to rest, which is what Hu Zhongfa meant.

Zhang Laizi knew Hu Zhongfa's kindness and his physical condition, so he readily accepted.

Lame Zhang performed stand-up comedy.

To say that this stand-up cross talk is definitely much more difficult than counterpart cross talk, and all the shaking and turning of the burden is done by one person, which is a test of one's cross talk skills.Those who can speak stand-up comedy well these days are definitely masters in the cross talk world.

At this time, I saw Zhang Laizi wearing a coat and walking gracefully on the stage.

Although the lights on the stage did not illuminate the wrinkles on the lame man's face clearly, the old man had a different spirit. The light of the LED screen shoots from behind him, as if adding a unique magical rendering to him, and also seems to be applauding his extraordinary life.

Zhang Laizi spoke to the standing microphone that had been placed in front of him. He spoke articulately and at a moderate speed, which was different from his usual conversation and chat. At this time, his words seemed to have magic power.

"The afterglow of the day is all over the sky. If you want to do things, don't wait for Huang Liang. A dream is especially beautiful. When you wake up, you will find out... who stole my wallet!"

At the beginning, Zhang Lizi was still talking seriously, but at the end he just skipped his feet.

"Hahaha!" The guests in the audience couldn't help laughing, this old man is really funny.

In fact, the last sentence is "Wake up to know the sorrow and sorrow", which is a setting poem, but Zhang Zizi directly changed the latter today, adding some jokes.

"Hi everyone, most of the people here today are old friends, and there are also new friends. Let me introduce myself first. My nickname is Zhang Laizi!"

"Maybe some new friends will ask me, why am I called Zhang Laizi?"

Lame Zhang paused for a moment, and then said angrily, "You didn't see me limping up just now, and you still asked me!"

At this time, there were bursts of light laughter in the nightclub again.

"Of course, my leg is really lame, but why? You probably don't know." As he spoke, Zhang Laizi patted his lame leg, "You may ask, what is my leg? Is it a congenital disability or an acquired injury? Let me tell you, it was an acquired injury! Hey, speaking of my lame leg, there is still a history of blood and tears.”

Speaking of this, he deliberately sighed, hesitant to speak, as if the experience of this leg injury really made him unforgettable.

After this passage was spoken, everyone present was a little curious.Then they heard Zhang Laizi say in a slightly low voice: "I still remember that it was a stormy night, I saw light shining in a certain place, and there was a slight mist rising, I widened my eyes, what is it?" What kind of magical place? I have lived for most of my life, and I have never seen any monsters or goblins, and I have never entered any caves. I must go and see that strange place! I made up my mind, and I went there. I didn’t expect this sight Now, I just watched it for an hour. After a while, it will be a disaster for me!"

At this time, the audience was quiet, and everyone was attracted by Zhang Zizi's story. They couldn't help but wonder what kind of experience Zhang Zizi had. As they listened to it, their hearts were also raised.

Just as they were engrossed in waiting for the development of the next story, they did not expect that they were amused without warning.

"I didn't expect so many big girls and young daughter-in-laws to rush out and beat me, accusing me of peeping! I'm so wronged! Tell me you don't have a sign on the door of your women's bathhouse, right? How can you blame me!"

Zhang Laizi was a little annoyed before, but he actually wiped his tears on the stage while talking. The pitiful old man in his 80s was really wronged.

At this time, everyone also realized that this cripple actually went to spy on the women's bathhouse. What was said about the history of blood and tears, but he did this immoral thing. He watched it for an hour. Fortunately, this old man can stand up!

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone applauded immediately, and the atmosphere of the audience was instantly ignited.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang also had time to hear the opening part of Zhang Laizi, and they couldn't help being a little funny at the moment.The old man who obviously looks decent, why is he so wretched at this time!

Looking at the laughing guests, the two were also a little emotional. Sure enough, this cross talk is "talking, learning and singing", and this "funny" is the most important thing!

Afterwards, the two were called away to continue working, but they also kept an eye on Lame Zhang on the stage.At this moment, because they were talking about cross talk, the explosive music just now was gone in the entire nightclub, and the voice of Zhang Lizi alone echoed in the space, as well as bursts of laughter and applause from time to time.

As he was talking, Zhang Zizi's cross talk was coming to an end, and it was this ending that once again attracted the attention of Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.

"You may all know that there are four lessons in this cross talk, talking, learning, teasing, and singing, and the 'singing' in it, what is being sung, is mainly the lyrics of Taiping. But as I said before, I am a lame Zhang I was expelled from the school, and was forced to swear by the school, I will not be able to sing the lyrics of Taiping for the rest of my life, even my disciples and grandchildren."

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang already knew about this when they were apprentices, but if they didn't sing the lyrics of Taiping, what would they sing?

What the two of them were thinking at this time was also the question of most people present.

"Hey, then someone may ask, if I'm not allowed to sing the lyrics of Taiping, then what should I sing? My voice is very good. I used to sing the lyrics of Taiping, which can be described as orioles singing and flying springs singing jade. Besides, cross talk Talking about learning to sing, if one of the four is missing, that’s not a problem, right, it’s called three missing one!”

The audience chuckled again.What three lacks one, it's not playing mahjong!

Zhang Laizi continued to laugh and said: "So with this depressed mood, I went to climb the mountain. Standing on the top of the mountain, I can see all the small mountains. I really have a hero in my heart!"

As he spoke, he began to carelessly touch his chest with both hands. Everyone thought it was nothing, but the next sentence immediately made everyone in the venue laugh.

"Suddenly, I saw two mountains on the opposite side. Those two mountains stood under the mountains and were very prominent. When I saw it, wasn't this the legendary Shuangfeng mountain?" Feeling in the chest.

At this time, everyone also realized that the old man was obviously driving, and he was considered an old man.

The reason why Zhang Laizi's cross talk can attract so many young people is because his cross talk is so good.After all, on the occasion of a nightclub, only some exciting topics can attract people!

Qin Yuejing himself was only 17 years old, still considered a minor, but he could still understand his master's driving, and he blushed instantly.

At this time, Zhang Laizi on the stage finally laid the groundwork: "So, if you don't let me sing the lyrics of Taiping, then I will sing a song of Shuangfeng Jade! Shuangfeng and Taiping, this can be regarded as a confrontation!"

The audience burst into laughter again.What kind of confrontation is neat and tidy, and the lyrics of emotional people are peaceful, it means the airport!

"This Shuangfeng jade song is a little song I created myself. How about I let everyone air their voices today?"

The audience was boiling, and many young children were still clapping and shouting hello.

"Okay, Mr. Zhang, come one!"

"one comes!"

Seeing so many people praising him, Zhang Laizi also narrowed his eyes with a smile.He paused for a moment, and then opened his mouth in a second, which was a mellow and touching tune.

Although Zhang Lizi is so old and likes to smoke, his voice is really very pleasant.

Sometimes free and easy, sometimes gentle, this Shuangfeng Yuqu is really different from any tunes nowadays.

It may sound like Taiping lyrics at first glance, but after removing some tunes and enriching the tune, it looks like a modern folk song.

Sometimes there is a sound change in the middle, so that all the guests present are immersed in this beautiful tune.

What's more interesting is that the two round jade boards tied together in Zhang Laizi's hands made the sound of the jade stones hitting each other very pleasantly, and it was so compatible with the little song he sang.

sing to the end,

"Everyone knows that the world is impermanent, and only knows that the road of life is confused, sighing, singing a sad song to dawn."

Zhang Laizi lowered his voice a little, but suddenly raised his voice, as if the heroic heart had broken through the sadness and was about to burst out.

"But I am walking against the sky. How can life and death be determined? I just want to be clear and quiet in my heart, and I will not be in vain of the true feelings of human nature!"

Zhang Laizi stopped singing immediately after singing, and the audience applauded instantly.

"it is good!"

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang looked at each other, and they both saw the shock in each other's eyes.

They suddenly discovered that their master seemed to be very powerful.This singing is really amazing!It is simply better than any song they have heard before!

Afterwards, even after Zhang Zizi's performance was over, and the explosive music was played again in the arena, his soft and melodious tune still remained in everyone's heart, as if he had endless aftertaste. It was really amazing, and this It is also the reason why more and more guests come here every day to listen to Zhang Zizi's cross talk.

After Lame Zhang finished his performance, he was about to pack up and go home.But today he didn't go back alone, his two apprentices actually proposed to send him home.After sending him off, come back and continue working.

Zhang Laizi cheerfully accepted the filial piety from his two apprentices.

On the way home, Zhang Laizi suddenly asked:

"Do you think it's embarrassing to talk about cross talk in nightclubs?"

After hearing this, Qin Yuejing didn't know what his master meant by asking this question, but he still said something: "It's not shameful, although it's the first time I know that cross talk can be done in nightclubs, but the ones in nightclubs The audience is also very appreciative, it’s pretty good, it’s probably similar to a small theater.”

"It's all for a living. It's different where you earn money. I really didn't know that cross talk can only be performed in theaters." Jiang Chengyang also expressed his thoughts.

Zhang Laizi laughed after hearing this, and seeing that the two apprentices didn't mind, he couldn't help but nodded approvingly: "You must know that the cross talks were all placed on the street at the beginning, and then gradually began to enter teahouses and theaters. The two patriarchs of Najiqingtang also painted pots on the street before running the hall with the troupe.

It's just talking about cross talk, it doesn't matter where it is, don't feel ashamed in nightclubs, and elegant in theaters and teahouses.

You two must remember that there is no distinction between high and low in art, and art does not distinguish between occasions. The difference is only the human heart, and it may also be the human heart of those with ulterior motives! "

Both Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang listened carefully.

"We are talking about cross talk, and we are in the business of entertaining people. As long as the guests are happy, we can support our families, so don't put yourself too high, but you don't know if you go up and down. It's best not to forget what Master said to you today, the most important thing is to maintain a normal mind!"

Along the way, Zhang Laizi told them a lot.

Some are about how to behave in the world, some are about how to deal with situations, and some are about the old man's views on this era.

In short, both Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were listening quietly.

In any case, anything an old man who has lived to be 80 years old speaks out is his experience in the past 80 years.

When Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang sent Zhang Laizi home and turned to leave, Zhang Laizi said to the two: "Get up tomorrow morning, we will officially start studying."

The two were overjoyed and said in unison: "Okay, Master!"

Seeing the back of the two leaving, Zhang Lizi squinted his eyes and smiled, and went back to sleep with a satisfied face.