Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

On this day, CCTV News Channel's "News Party - The World-Attracted Golden Treasure" started broadcasting on time at 9:[-] p.m., and all the people who paid attention to the golden treasure gathered in front of the TV.

At the very beginning of the program, a picture was played. That picture was not the golden treasure that everyone was expecting, nor was it the Golden Republic, but a somewhat blurred video.

In that video? There are two people standing on the stage and talking about cross talk. These two people are none other than Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, and what they said happened to be that they were on the Song of the Ocean cruise ship, describing gold A piece of treasure.

Qin Yuejing on the TV hadn't finished speaking, but the whole screen suddenly went dark, and the perspective turned back to the studio, where a host with exquisite makeup and a white suit and skirt came over.

"Hello everyone, welcome to today's "News Party", I am the host, Jiang Hong."

"Recently, the gold treasure of the Golden Republic is definitely the hottest news in the world, because it contains wealth that is incomparably rich, and that wealth affects everyone's nerves, but you never imagined that such a gold treasure that attracts worldwide attention can It was discovered that it actually came from a cross talk!"

The host Jiang Hong said with a smile, "Then, next, let us invite Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, who are also the providers and openers of the clues to the golden treasure, and let us welcome them!"

After finishing speaking, she walked aside and came to the next studio, where Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were already sitting.

Seeing the host appearing, the two quickly got up and shook hands with her.

After the three of them sat down, the interview officially started today.

Sure enough, it is the style of CCTV news interviews. There are no too entertaining topics in the program. Instead of flashy, it looks more simple.

"Actually, there is no need to introduce it now. It should be said that the whole country, or more exaggeratedly, the whole world knows you two!" The host first smiled and made a joke.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang were also smiling? Quickly and politely said no.

Even in the CCTV interview without any filters, the two still look very handsome.This made the niece fans in front of the TV cover their mouths and scream.

"Let's start with the topic of gold treasures." The host said, and immediately entered today's topic, "Where did you first know about gold treasures?"

At this time, the camera turned to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.After Qin Yuejing glanced at Jiang Chengyang beside him, she answered directly to the host.Now as long as it is an interview, as a joker, he will take on most of the answering tasks. This is also the principle of "talking about jokes" on stage into the interview.

"At the beginning, I really didn't know that there was a golden republic in the world. This country really belongs to the scope of cold knowledge. And the golden treasure was only known when our master taught us cross talk. There is a passage in "The Adventures of Zhang Laizi: The Old Way of Qingling", which is the story of our master's adventure to the Golden Empire.

When we first started learning this cross talk, we thought it was just an adventure story, like a storybook, and we didn't think the content in it was true. "

"Then, I didn't expect that one day, you suddenly discovered that the golden treasure really existed. At that moment, your impact must have been great!" The host asked with a sigh at this time.

"Of course!"

The two immediately nodded.

"Then are you wondering why your master knows about the golden treasure?" the host continued to ask earnestly.

Qin Yuejing said: "It will definitely, but he is old? He has passed away, and some things have become puzzles now, but for us, as long as the golden treasure is found and it can be seen again."

The host nodded and stopped entangled too much on this issue. She immediately turned the question to the entire gold treasure excavation process.

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang also went into great detail, telling how they had an argument with Professor Elton on the cruise ship, how the two sides turned the fight into friendship, and then, how did they go to the Golden Republic and open the first door? , and finally described the contents of the golden treasure in detail.

As the two narrated, the host in front of them became more and more surprised, and his mouth opened slightly involuntarily? This made the audience who watched this episode, before the show ended, share the host's stunned expression on the Internet. expression.

【Ha ha!Have you watched the news interview? This reporter named Jiang Hong has always been as cold as ice. No matter how important the news interview is, she will at most frown. I didn't expect this person to be shocked today. What a surprise! 】

[Don't say the host is shocked, I am too? Shocked!Amazing! 】

[It should be said that their master is awesome. Their master actually went to the golden treasure in the Middle Ages, so their master must be a thousand-year-old monster! 】

【Are you stupid?The cross talks are all made up, maybe his master got the inspiration from someone, wrote such a joke, and then taught it to Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.And suddenly one day these two people talked about this cross talk, but they were discovered by someone, and then they went to open the treasure.It's all a coincidence!Do you really think that there are time-travelers in this world! 】

……

This interview was barely halfway through, and there was already an uproar on the Internet about Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang using their master's cross talk jokes to open the "Golden Treasure".

At this time, the host on the TV has slowly put away his shocked expression, and began to conduct the next interview in an orderly manner.

"If it was a coincidence that you opened the golden treasure, then I would like to ask, did the two of you find the cave with the glazed roof based on your master's comic dialogue?"

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang laughed, and then nodded without any hesitation.

Qin Yuejing: "That's right, it should be said that the cave? It's the place recorded in our master's comic dialogue!"

Whoa!Immediately, the Internet exploded again?

【OMG!Is it that big bright umbrella-shaped glass-topped karst cave?I'm going to travel there recently, and I didn't expect it to be the content of the cross talk jokes! 】

[I remember that these two people seemed to say that they found that place by chance? 】

【This is what a smart person does!Although these two people were famous at the beginning, they had no background. To put it bluntly, they were just relatively popular stars.If the two of them said they went there on purpose, they might be targeted by someone with a heart, and they would probably be in constant trouble.

But it’s different now. These two people have opened it now? It’s not an exaggeration to say that the gold treasure that has attracted worldwide attention is the benefactor of a country, and you look at it? Well, our country will soon establish diplomatic relations with the Golden Republic. These two people are Hero, the background of these two people in the future, it is an exaggeration to say that they are backed by the country! 】

[Upstairs, what you said is too exaggerated! 】

……

The interview on TV is still going on.

When the host heard this answer, he showed a shocked expression again: "So, your master has been to the big bright umbrella-shaped glazed roof cave that is about to open?" She He couldn't help but ask the question a little deeper.

At this time, Jiang Chengyang opened his mouth to answer: "We don't know about this. We just found the place according to the cross talk content that Master taught us. As for whether he has been to that place before, we don't know." .”

The host nodded. At this time, she suddenly became interested in their masters and asked, "Can you tell us about your masters?"

Hearing this question, Yu Zhiming, who was sitting in his own home and watching this program, suddenly trembled with his hand holding the TV remote control, his eyes narrowed instantly, and he stared closely at the TV. Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang.

Could it be that these two brats will use the state media this time to continue fighting for their master?

Speaking of the recent period, what happened to these two people? Even he, who has lived for almost 70 years, still can't understand.

Isn't it just talking about cross talk, and you can still find treasures!

Who is that lame Zhang? Is he really the disciple who was kicked out by their master?

At this moment, he was suddenly a little uncertain.

"Our master, he is very nice and sometimes jokes with us, but our master really likes cross talk..."

Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang on the TV relaxed and started chatting about their master.

After listening to the narration of the two, Yu Zhiming in front of the TV gradually let go of his heart.

The answers of these two people did not mention Shihutang. It seems that he was a little worried.

That's right, what happened between Zhang Laizi and Shihutang before? It can be regarded as a stain on Zhang Laizi. Before the facts are found out, their master will always be the evil disciple who slept with his mistress and was expelled from the sect. These two people should not bring up their master's scandal in front of the whole country.

From this point of view, these two boys are quite clever!

This is good, this is good, I hope they don't mention it now, and they don't mention it in the future, it's good for them and for Shihutang.

Immediately, Yu Zhiming glanced at the clock on the wall and turned off the TV.

No matter what, as long as Shihutang still has a foothold in the cross talk industry, Shihutang must not be destroyed in his hands...

Thinking of this, he stood up, with his hands behind his back, and walked into the bedroom.

Go to sleep, after sleep, it's a brand new day!

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In fact, Yu Zhiming was completely wrong. The reason why Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang didn't mention Zhang Zizi's previous affairs? It wasn't because they were afraid that Zhang Zizi's affairs would affect them.

Instead, they feel that this episode is their second step in rectifying their master's name.

Through that diss war before, the seeds of doubt have been planted in people's hearts about their master being expelled from the sect.

Well, now is the time to let the world know their master, and let the world know their master is not at all like the legend in the cross talk business.

They don't worry? They know that one day, they will carry forward their master's cross talk and let the world know their master!

At this time, the interview on TV returned to the two of them, and this issue of "The News Parties" came to an end.

"So in the future, will you continue to experience the adventures in your master's cross talk jokes? Or do you have any plans for the future?" the host asked quickly.

The two of them didn't answer, they just smiled, but this was equivalent to acquiescing.

Seeing the expressions of the two of you, the host also smiled: "It seems that I really guessed right, so I won't ask specific questions. I just hope that the future travel of the two of you will go smoothly, too? I hope you can." Discover more magical attractions for us, create more legends for us!"

"Where is!"

"You are exaggerating!"

After Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang on the TV heard it, they quickly replied modestly.

Then, the host smiled and turned to the camera: "So that's the end of today's interview? It's over. I'm the host Jiang Hong. I look forward to meeting you in the next episode."

So far, the entire news interview is over.

But as the ending song played, Qin Yuejing cheered at home.

"Okay! The TV is over! Let's go to bed!"

Qin Yuejing, who was sitting on the sofa in front of the TV, saw that the show was over, and immediately rushed to Jiang Chengyang beside her.

"Why are you so anxious, is it really spring?" Jiang Chengyang smiled and let him hug him.

"Hey, anyway, now we can sleep together again, and we can also do some embarrassing things? How great!" Qin Yuejing said happily without any shyness.

Hearing his rascally words, Jiang Chengyang couldn't help laughing again, and then raised his hand to hug this man into his arms. What a wonderful day it is now!

Qin Yuejing too? Letting his senior brother hold her, her whole body was bubbling with happiness.

Afterwards, he swayed in Jiang Chengyang's arms for a while, and planned to raise his head to kiss his senior brother, but who would have thought that the moment he raised his head, Jiang Chengyang would be startled.

"Why do you have a nosebleed?" Jiang Chengyang looked at it in surprise? There were two red spots under Qin Yuejing's nose.

"Nosebleed?" Qin Yuejing sat up from Jiang Chengyang's arms, then touched her own nose, and sure enough, her hands were bloody.

"Hahaha!"

Jiang Chengyang looked at Qin Yuejing's unlucky appearance, and immediately laughed out loud, "My God, what are you thinking, you have a nosebleed, you pervert!"

"What kind of pervert, your pervert has nosebleeds!"

Qin Yuejing immediately said angrily, in order not to let the nosebleed flow out further, he has already raised his head.

"Hahaha!" Hearing his words, Jiang Chengyang couldn't help laughing.

"Don't laugh! I'm on fire, it's almost spring, you know the weather is dry! Get me some paper!" Qin Yuejing hurriedly urged.

"What kind of paper do you take? I'll take you to the bathroom to wash in cold water!" Jiang Chengyang smiled as he said this, pulling the man off the sofa and taking him to the bathroom.

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After this issue of "News Party" was broadcast, the Internet immediately exploded.

what is this?

Not only the gold treasure, but also the Liuliding cave, which was on fire before, was discovered by these two comedians through cross talk!

Do you want to be so unreal!It really is a big change unseen in a century, and now the cross talk actors are so good!Is there going to be a comedian in the end to save the world? !

All of a sudden, following this interview, not only Qin Yuejing and Jiang Chengyang, but even their master Zhang Crippling walked into thousands of households together and became the focus of discussion.

[Can you imagine that two crosstalk actors not only discovered the Liuliding cave through crosstalk, but also opened the golden treasure. I saw the video of opening the gate on the Internet before, and my hairs stood on end. 】

[Who would have thought that before, it was said that cross talk was made up, but I think it is true in this cross talk? 】

[If you want me to say, the master of the two of you is awesome!Not to mention whether the cross talk script written by their master was personally experienced by him, but to say that he was able to pass on this magical cross talk script and let the two apprentices find the treasure inside, that is already amazing! 】

[It's a pity that the old man died early, otherwise he could be interviewed, and he would definitely know the truth. 】

[Who said no! 】

【No, don't you think it's funny?It's actually a golden treasure opened by two comedians, TV dramas don't dare to shoot like this!Is this a hype and how come I couldn't believe it until now? 】

[Do you know, their master used to be a Taoist priest!The previous "The Adventures of Zhang Laizi: The Old Daoist of Qingling" described their master's experience when he was a Taoist priest, just like the current Qidian novel, which is very fantasy and touching. I doubt that their master is really not an ordinary person! 】

[Qing Ling old way?Does it have anything to do with Qingling Temple in Qingling Mountain?I'll go and have a look some other day! 】

【I'm going too, I'm going too! 】

Unexpectedly, with this interview, Qingling Temple, which has few tourists all year round, ushered in a small climax of tourism, and the incense is much more prosperous than usual.

Facing many tourists who were offering incense, the host of Qingling Temple, who was somewhat confused, had no choice but to ask, and then he realized that feelings? It turned out to be the reason for the cross talk.

crosstalk?Why cross talk?

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