Wow, the connotation of this cross talk is so rich!

In the imperial capital at night, the lights are brilliant, and the nightlife has officially begun.

The deafening music in the nightclub on the first floor of Golden Island shakes the soul, the LED screen changes various electronic patterns, and the colorful laser light sweeps across the audience, and the light that explodes instantly opens up the madness of the night.

At this time, the people on the dance floor were dancing wildly, desperately releasing their passion and venting their infinite desires.

But when nine o'clock arrived, the music stopped abruptly, and the audience fell silent for a moment.

The enchanting dancers on the stage stopped their movements and left the stage one after another; the people on the dance floor also returned to their seats and sat down calmly; all the waiters stopped their services and stood aside.

Some newcomers were a little puzzled, but after being reminded by regular customers, they also found a place to sit down.

At this time, everyone's attention was focused on the stage in front of the large LED screen.

On the stage, a staff member has already lifted up a scene table covered with red silk. On the table, two white handkerchiefs, a piece of Xingmu, and two folding fans can be vaguely seen.

As the table was put down, the staff exited, and two young men in dark blue coats came up.

Both of them are tall, dignified, with the pace of dragons and tigers.

One of them is taller, with fair skin, a smile on the corner of his mouth, and spring in the corner of his eyes, with a gentle spring breeze feeling, and the earrings on both ears are still shining; while the other smiles with white teeth, with a silly face, but There is shrewdness between the eyebrows and eyes, and there is a faint red scar at the corner of the eyes.

The appearance of the two immediately drew a warm welcome from the audience, followed by boos and applause: "Dirty!"

The fair-skinned man stood behind the table, and the other man stood beside the table.

After the two adjusted the wireless microphone attached to their ears, they did not immediately start today's program. Instead, the fair-skinned young man took out a square scarf from behind his waist, unfolded it, and put his feet on the table.

With the help of the stage lights, everyone could see clearly that it was a QR code for payment.

The newcomers couldn't understand it, but some of the guests who had listened to the two people's cross talk all the year round had already raised their phones and started scanning.

After scanning it almost, the fair-skinned young man quickly put away the QR code.

After that, the two on the stage hugged everyone together, and the young man with red scars on the corners of his eyes said: "Thank you, thank you, it's cost, it's cost." Everyone chuckled.

The show officially started, and the young man with the red scar on the corner of his eye spoke first: "We meet again, I saw new friends and old friends today, old friends know both of us, and new friends treat us very well." strangeness."

"Well, yes!" The fair-skinned young man beside him agreed.

"Let me introduce myself first. My name is Qin Yuejing, and the person next to me is Jiang Chengyang. Both of us are young boys in the cross talk world." Qin Yuejing patted her chest, "I'll Let me introduce myself!"

……

"I, the suave, handsome, noble and unrestrained person who seems to be in the moonlight, is me!"

At this time, Qin Yuejing picked up the fan on the table and opened it, holding the fan in one hand to fan the wind in front of her chest, and the other hand behind her back, her head was still raised slightly, pretending to be unrestrained, "Unruly! Unruly!"

"Why do you keep emphasizing these two words!" Jiang Chengyang patted Qin Yuejing's shoulder and asked curiously.

"Let me tell you, I'm a straight man!" Qin Yuejing smiled and nodded.

Jiang Chengyang tugged at him: "Wait a minute, what a straight man, bohemian, means bondage, not that gay, you misunderstood!" He waved his hand as he spoke.

"That's right, I mean..."

"Ok?"

Qin Yuejing closed her fan and lifted it up, her voice was a little louder: "I'm that straight man of steel, straight and straight, the kind that's hard to knock!"

"What's so hard?" Jiang Chengyang was amazed and laughed, "You explain it to us all!"

"Huh? Oh, let me tell you, I'm the same as this fan. It's hard to knock, which means I'm strong!" Qin Yuejing put down the fan and touched the bones.

"Oh, that's right!" Jiang Chengyang suddenly realized, "I thought it was..."

"What is it?"

"It's nothing." At this point, Jiang Chengyang stopped talking.

"Do you think..." Qin Yuejing looked at Jiang Chengyang beside him with a wicked smile, and even poked him with a fan.

"no!"

"You know what I'm going to say!" Seeing Jiang Chengyang's quick denial, Qin Yuejing quickly retracted her fan and rolled her eyes at him.

"Hahaha! Dirty—!"

This teasing made everyone in the audience burst into laughter, and after the laughter, there were endless applause.

As soon as the new guests saw the people around them applauding in unison, they learned it immediately, and yelled 'dirty', and finally knew which 'dirty' this 'WU' is, and only this word can express two words. The 'connotation' of human cross talk!

Holding a fan, Qin Yuejing pointed at Jiang Chengyang beside her and said, "Let's talk about the person next to me, Jiang Chengyang, my senior brother, is a 'Yang man'!"

"Wait a minute, what kind of foreigner? I'm a foreigner!" Jiang Chengyang immediately interrupted Qin Yuejing, pointing at himself and wondering.

"I mean you have a manly masculinity, referred to as 'Yangren' for short!" Qin Yuejing shook her head as she spoke, a little contemptuous of Jiang Chengyang and couldn't understand her words.

Then Qin Yuejing boasted again to Jiang Chengyang: "Yang people, gather the yang energy of the world, Xiaoyang people, brave Xiaoyang people, sons of the sun, swish masculine people, the body temperature is usually 60 ℃! "

Jiang Chengyang was also shocked when he heard it, but he said helplessly: "My good guy, did you put that thermometer on my hot water bottle!"

"Hahahaha!"

This opening line is so funny, everyone can predict that today's show will be very exciting.

But the conversation is not over yet. Today's program for the two of them is a joke from their master Zhang Zizi - "The Adventures of Zhang Zizi: Heroes and Courage", which tells the story of Zhang Zizi's heroism when he was young.

"The two of us, we are taught by Mr. Zhang Laizi and Mr. Zhang Liji, who gave our master the nickname 'Lame King of Kings'!" Qin Yuejing said in a heroic way, but the content made people laugh.

"Stop, our master is a sausage!" Jiang Chengyang interrupted hastily, "Do you ever talk like that!"

The guests in the audience couldn't help laughing.

Seeing the pause in the laughter, Jiang Chengyang continued: "It's just a cripple, it's just something wrong with his leg!" He patted his leg while speaking.

"What? Something wrong with the ham?" Qin Yuejing's eyes widened, "How can sick pork be used as ham?!"

"Hahaha!"

"I think you have something wrong with your ears." Jiang Chengyang shook his head helplessly.

"Oh?" Qin Yuejing was stunned, and quickly said, "Pig ears..."

Jiang Chengyang noticed: "Huh? You continue to talk."

"Hmph!" Qin Yuejing turned her head arrogantly, "I won't be fooled by you!"

"Okay, I'm smart now." Jiang Chengyang laughed.

In fact, this was done on purpose by the two of them. Qin Yuejing only said a 'pig ear' so that everyone could imagine it. He would definitely say that the pig ear was also made by a sick pig, but he scolded himself for doing so, and the successive Stop it and blame Jiang Chengyang instead, which makes people laugh.

"Hahahaha!" Everyone in the audience couldn't help laughing, and they didn't forget to applaud, "Smudged——!"

……

The conversation is over, and the real work of cross talk begins today.

"You know that when our master was young, he would be a well-known figure in the Jianghu. He was nicknamed Zhang Cripple who hated evil as much as he hated. He couldn't understand the bullies who were full of evil and ran rampant in the countryside. So our master searched for a month of dark and windy murderous nights, and planned to People from harm!"

"Good!" Jiang Chengyang gave a thumbs up and praised him.

……

"It was too late to say it, and then I saw the master rushing towards the man with a sharp knife in his hand, and only heard a 'puchi'!"

At this time, Qin Yuejing was holding a fan in one hand like a knife, sending it forward, and covering her mouth with the other hand to simulate a 'puff' sound.

"The person was stabbed to death?" Jiang Chengyang pretended to be surprised.

"The waistband is open!"

"Good guy, I'm going to fight for justice, can you put on your pants!" Jiang Chengyang replied with a helpless smile.

"Hahahaha!"

At this time, there is no such thing as the usual crazy scene of nightclubs. All the guests and even the waiters are watching the two people on the stage with full attention, enjoying the purest happiness between teasing and holding.