Pet official

Writing a resume for a head is really an ancient anecdote.

All the officials were stunned for a while, and couldn't help but couldn't help laughing, covered their faces with their robe sleeves, stood there secretly and laughed.

Sure enough, Jiang is old and spicy. This Liu Tong, with four or two thousand dollars, resolved the crisis in the court.This time, Feng Kui really hit the iron wall.

Not to mention the huge number of those heads, how much work it would take to wash them one by one, just talk about finding owners for these heads, life and death will be difficult.Fighting on the battlefield, who cares who you are, as long as you are wearing the enemy's clothing, you can kill with a knife after meeting.Is it possible that when you go to the battlefield, you have to ask your name, what official position you hold, and how old are you as if you are visiting someone's house?I am afraid that before you finish your question, you will have already died under the sword of the other party.

It was obvious that Liu Tong didn't want to give money, so he came up with this embarrassing trick.All the officials were waiting to see Feng Kui's good show.It was originally a matter of finding no evidence, but now we can see how Feng Kui will reach out to ask for money.

Feng Kui was also stunned for a while, and when he came to his senses, he flew into a rage and said, "There are so many heads, where can we confirm their identities? Could it be that Prime Minister Liu is making things difficult for me and doesn't want to give money?"

Liu Tong was still full of sincerity. He opened his eyes wide, waved his hands again and again, and said in a panic: "I admire the general's behavior, so how can I make things difficult for you? I have already said that I have already accepted the money. As long as General Feng can prove it These heads indeed belong to the Northern Mang Tartars, the old man will give the money immediately!"

"you!"

What is the difference between this and not giving?Is it possible that he is really required to find owners for these heads one by one?

Just as Feng Kui was about to lose his temper, the assistant behind him quietly pulled Feng Kui's sleeves, telling him not to get angry.He leaned over to whisper a few words, Feng Kui nodded again and again, and immediately turned from anger to joy, and then turned around, with some smile lines on his face.

That will save Feng Kui from worrying. If Liu Tong wants the resumes of these heads, they can just write their resumes.Even military achievements can be faked. There are only 1 heads in this area. It's not like playing with a resume.

Feng Kui was overjoyed, and thought again: "At that time, we will create a few more high-ranking positions and put them on their heads. When we ask Liu Tong for money, we can double the money."

The more he thought about it, the happier he became. Feng Kui grinned again, nodded to Liu Tong and said, "Success! Since the Prime Minister has ordered it, I will write a personal resume for Prime Minister Liu."

All the officials were secretly startled, and Liu Tong couldn't help being taken aback. Feng Kui smiled so hard that he couldn't see his brows and eyes. Obviously, he didn't take his trick of making things difficult to heart, so he agreed like this.

Suspicion suddenly arose in his heart, Liu Tong took a look at the general just now, thought about it for a while, and he already had a calculation in his heart.His method, firstly, is to make things difficult for Feng Kui, and he does not want to give him money; secondly, it is just a trick to slow down the army. He will never give this money. The state pays to reward the three armies and comfort the soldiers. Mighty, the grace of the Holy One, must not be turned into a means for the villain to seek self-interest.Once this example is opened, everyone will be like this in the future. How many exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous taxes the common people have to bear to fill the stomachs of these moths.

What Feng Kui wanted to do, Liu Tong had guessed pretty well at this time, he was not flustered, on the contrary, he became more and more confident.As long as his plan can drag Feng Kui and his soldiers for ten days or eight days, the crown prince will have already accomplished something.When Feng Kui goes to jail, he won't even be able to save his life, but who else will ask him for money?

Liu Tong stroked his long beard on his chest, and said with a smile: "General Feng is really straightforward! So, this old man is waiting for General Feng's book in the auxiliary government hall."

Feng Kui twitched the corner of his mouth and showed some domineering expression on his face again. He snorted coldly and said no more. He cupped his hands towards Liu Tong and led twelve generals under him to carry the dozen or so boxes of human heads. Under the Golden Palace.

Feng Kui was arrogant, his chest was full of dissatisfaction, he didn't pay attention to anyone, and he didn't even lift his eyelids to those officials who took the initiative to come forward to show their courtesy.

A group of people walked away, and the officials who watched the excitement saw Feng Kui leaving, or gathered together to discuss a few words, or went to Liu Tong together to scold Feng Kui for being a shameless villain.Liu Tong needed some reassurance, young people, don't get too angry, acting recklessly will not solve the problem, on the contrary, it will harm others and yourself.These young officials were carefully selected by him. Although they are still too young, aggressive, and not sophisticated enough to confront Shu Shangshu and others, they can take time to practice more. Liu Tong believes in them It will definitely become Song Ren's best help.

All the officials dispersed one after another, Shu Shangshu winked at the eldest prince Song Xuan, the two of them understood, and quietly went down to the hall to discuss the plan to win over Feng Kui.

After waiting for everyone to leave, Song Ru hurried forward and quickly walked to Liu Tong's side, "Prime Minister!"

When Liu Tong saw Song Bi approaching, the tension he had been tense for a long time suddenly loosened up. His figure swayed and he almost fell to the ground. Song Bi hurriedly helped him up, and ordered the little eunuch, "Hurry up and pass on the imperial physician!"

Liu Tong quickly waved his hand, "No need."

Looking left and right again, seeing that there was no one else in the hall, he let out a sigh of relief, took Song Bin's hand and said, "It's okay. Sigh, I'm old and useless, and His Highness is worried for me. "

Song Bin helped Liu Tong down the Golden Palace, the two walked and talked, and when they left the Xuanzheng Palace, they saw Ruan Yunqing coming up from a distance.

Ruan Yunqing hurriedly greeted him, he couldn't go to the Golden Palace, so he could only stay outside the Xuanzheng Palace, waiting for Song Ren to go down to court.Just when Feng Kui came out, Ruan Yunqing saw a reckless man coming down the court aggressively. He had a fierce face, and his whole body seemed to be soaked in the smell of blood, full of evil spirit.

This person is not a good person at first glance, and Song Ren went to court today, and he didn't know if it was good or bad.

Ruan Yunqing was restless, and paced back and forth outside the palace gate, and finally saw Song Ren coming out, so she felt relieved.

"Your Highness! Lord Liu!"

Liu Tong stopped in his tracks, took a careful look at Ruan Yunqing, and asked Song Ren, "Is this the child Gu Yuanwu mentioned?"

Song Ren also took a look at Ruan Yunqing, feeling very proud in his heart, nodded quickly and said: "Yes!"

Ruan Yunqing was dressed in the costume of a seventh-rank eunuch, a tooth-blue crepe robe, a plaque hanging around his waist, and only a wooden hairpin on his head. He looked calm, steady and dignified.His eyebrows are picturesque, his eyes are clear and moist, and black and white are distinct. At first glance, he is a clever and calculating child. Liu Tong first has a three-point favor in his heart. He said to Gu Yuanwu, the kind words about Ruan Yunqing , and a little less doubt, and a little more recognition.

To be praised so much by Gu Yuanwu, this child must be something extraordinary.

This is not a place to talk, Liu Tong told Song Ju not to rush back to the palace, he still has a few important things to say to him.The three of them got into the carriage respectively, changed into casual clothes in the carriage, and left the imperial city one after another, heading north all the way to the northern city.

There are many teaching workshops in the northern city, and there are many restaurants, teahouses, brothels and tile houses derived from this. There is a constant flow of people from morning to night. Except for Zhuque Street, this is the most prosperous place in Beijing.

He found a restaurant at random, entered the cubicle, and Liu Pojun and others patrolled outside. After being seated, Song Bi asked Liu Tong if he had anything important to say.

Liu Tong was speechless for a long while, holding the wine cup in his hand, still trembling with fear in his heart.He asked Song Ru: "What do you think, Your Highness, about today's events?"

Song Bin said coldly: "Feng Kui acted recklessly. Only three days after he came back, he galloped his horse and wounded people on the long street. His domestic servants even blatantly robbed an antique shop and moved it clean. The owner of the shop was furious. He was heartbroken and vomited blood on the spot. After returning home, he didn't even survive the whole night, and died of grief and anger. His family went to the Yamen to file a complaint, and that dog official, Jing Zhaoyin, turned the matter upside down. The slave went to ask for the bill, but he denied it and refused to pay it back, and even blackmailed him with a dead body, and drove the shop owner's wife and young son out of the court, and instead appeased the bullying slave."

The more he talked, the more angry he became, Song Ren couldn't help but slammed the table, and said angrily: "This bastard really thinks he is a hero with great military exploits! He has done all the evil things, indulged slaves and committed murder, I will cut him into pieces and give him a thousand knives. General Xiao at the border gate is not allowed to offer sacrifices to the flag!"

Liu Tong sighed and said that those young people were radical, and the prince uttered harsh words here.Just about to speak to persuade, unexpectedly, Ruan Yunqing, who had been standing quietly by the side, had already walked up to Song Bi's side, caressed Song Bi's arm without a trace, and poured wine for the two of them.

Liu Tong couldn't help but glanced at Ruan Yunqing again. He had heard that the crown prince would not hesitate to turn against the queen because of this child. Not long after this rumor, it was rumored in the palace that Song Ren had adopted a new male favorite. He was very fond of him and was always with him news.When Liu Tong heard it, he thought that Song Bin was young and had no regularity. Fortunately, he persuaded Song Bin not to be greedy for beauty, to think more about the country and society, to be diligent in his homework, and not to slack off.

Now it seems that they were wrong, just looking at the situation just now, the tacit understanding between Song Ruan and Ruan Yunqing is very good, and they are not like masters and servants when they get along, but they have a sense of confidant, just now Song Ruan was angry, Ruan Yunqing was just One movement made Song Ju calm down, without any sense of overreaching.It's also really strange.

"Master Liu asked me to come, but because of the head?"

Liu Tong nodded and said yes, "That's right. I asked Your Highness to come down, and I want His Highness to send someone to investigate the origin of those heads."

Seeing that Song Ru was puzzled, Liu Tong said again in a deep voice: "The old man just looked at those heads carefully, and felt that there was something strange in them."

Song Ru was startled and said, "What did the Prime Minister see?"

Liu Tong's face was heavy, and he only hoped that his guess was wrong, otherwise, even if Feng Kui died ten thousand times, it would not be worth the heinous crime he committed.

Liu Tong pondered for a long while before expressing the guess in his heart: "Looking at those heads, I don't think they are the enemies of Beimang at all. The facial features and appearance of that head are clearly the appearance of our Dongli people!"