Are you with Dazai today?

Chris was a little irritable, he carefully reviewed the relevant rules before the start of the Holy Grail War.

In order to bring victory to Daphne.

But now Chris feels that he has encountered the Waterloo of his life, just because the servant he summoned is too casual and does not obey orders at all.

"Look, you're here again, it's because you see servants as props that you suffer."

Gloria was floating in mid-air, smiling as she looked at her titular master who was hung upside down by him.

This is not the same as what was said!

"This is different from what was agreed!" Gloria shouted this sentence, and then looked at Chris's sudden bewildered expression with great interest.

"You can read minds?"

"No, but you understand so well, 'This is different from what you said', your expression says so."

What the hell, Chris, who was hanging upside down, felt the blood all over his body rushing to his head, making his skull ache.

He and this Servant are absolutely incompatible, the Holy Grail War of the hell, the Foreigner of the hell.

This was the morning of the second day after the summoning of the Servants. Lauren had already gone out to investigate the enemy's situation, while Daphne went to check the conditions of the children in the hospital as usual.

It was decided from the beginning that both scouting and repelling were done by Lauren and Chris.

"Don't you think it's unreasonable? As a mother, she sent her child to the front line, while she leisurely huddled in the base camp. She didn't have to worry about getting hurt, and just enjoyed the benefits. That's really bad enough."

Gloria poked Chris's face, and the face of the child who had not grown up was still soft with a little baby fat.

"Don't say that about mother!"

Gloria shrugged, not wanting to argue with Chris on the subject.

"Go to find another master? I'm not going, I'm going to go by yourself. After a hard time, I want to have as much fun as I want."

This is what Chris and Gloria are arguing about. Chris doesn't understand, as a servant, shouldn't he stay by the master's side?

His education had always told him so, so he became a little overwhelmed after something that wasn't in the textbook appeared.

"But we should first..."

"Don't go."

"As a servant..."

"No."

"I……"

"To shut up."

Grass.

If it wasn't for the education Chris received that didn't allow him to swear, it would be time for Chris to spit out what Daphne called 'the vulgar language'.

He doesn't listen to people well at all, he's so capricious, why does his servant have such a personality!

Chris was very angry. Although there was a command spell that could force Gloria to obey him, it was too...too talented to use the command spell in this aspect...to use it in this kind of boring argument.

"I'm going to go alone. Whether it's setting traps or detecting the enemy's situation, it's up to you. Anyway, I'm going to the game center."

"Are you rich?" Chris questioned his soul.

Gloria: ...

"I have gold, gems, and all kinds of rare utensils." Although Gloria said this, she felt a little guilty because...

"Replace currency with gems, gold, etc., are you serious?"

Chris thinks he's finally got it back, even though the guy who thinks he's got it back is hanging upside down from the ceiling in a very disfigured way.

"hiss--"

Gloria looked down.

Chris:?

"But I really want to go!—"

The sound that exploded in the ear made Chris stunned for a moment, and then the heroic spirit rolled around like a five-year-old child, no, it cannot be said to be a five-year-old child, because when Chris was five years old, he could not Don't be so capricious anymore.

What happened to this Heroic Spirit?

"I'm going, I'm going! Woohoo, I'm going to be bored to death, I'm alone every day, I'm going to split my mind and talk to myself, it's hard to come to this world once, I want to play games Is it understandable that the lobby wants to play game consoles?!"

……

"Eh? Are you a guy with this feeling?"

Shiinagawa pointed at Gloria who was rolling around on the screen with trembling fingers, what is this?what is he looking atEven Osamu Dazai wouldn't make trouble like this. To be honest, is this person really three years old?

"Yeah, I'm the kind of guy who feels like that, the extreme egoistic hedonist, and as long as I'm happy, everything's fine."

No, where should he start complaining? Shiinagawa who was thinking like this didn't realize that he was gradually evolving in the direction of Ango Sakaguchi.

……

"Why do I have to go to the game hall with you..."

Chris himself has been a good baby who listened to his mother since he was a child. He has almost zero interest in entertainment, so he has never been to places such as game halls and aquariums.

Relaxation is laziness, laziness is sin, sinful children are unloved.

But Chris never thought that his mother would agree, that's what that person said at the time.

"Hey, isn't this very good, it doesn't matter if you go to the amusement hall once in a while." Daphne leaned down and whispered in Chris's ear, "It is necessary to properly adjust the relationship between the master and the servant. Chris can do it well. ?"

"……can."

"Yeah, that's amazing, so be safe, I'll prepare apple pie for dinner."

So Chris followed that wayward servant to a very strange game hall.

"I agreed to only play a few rounds, you..."

"Oh, is that a claw machine? Wuhu!"

Grass.

Chris yelled dirty words in his mind for the second time of the day, why was he assigned this kind of partner? !He will start to wonder if his luck has declined, otherwise why are the servants summoned by Lauren so obedient, and the servants he summoned are so difficult to deal with?

Chris subconsciously ignored how loudly he laughed when he heard Lauren's followers call Lauren 'mother', and how dark Lauren's face was at that moment.

And Gloria, her servant, not to mention the class that he has never seen before, just the numerical value is enough to make him painful, God knows he saw Muscular Strength A, Durability D, Dexterity D, Magic Power B , Lucky D, and Noble Phantasm EX, how unbelievable it was.

Pain, in short, is very painful.

But one night, Chris also figured it out. If the value is low, it should be lower. There will always be a way. He is the main front line and Gloria is in charge of the support.

There is no other way for the servants I summoned, so let's make do with them as partners.

"Chris I can't catch it!"

Chris sighed, and slowly moved to Gloria's side. From the footsteps, you can see how reluctant this person is.

"If you can't catch it, I can't catch it, don't look for me, oh, don't pull me!"

Chris was forced to face the claw machine under the courage of Muscle A. He looked at the game coins that were forced in his hand speechlessly, and couldn't help thinking about how things got to this point.

The Holy Grail War has already begun, he should go to investigate the enemy's situation instead of sitting here leisurely catching dolls!

The angry Chris turned his anger into motivation, imagining the button as Gloria, and hammered it down with all his strength.

'pata'

"Oh, the little master is very good!"

Chris blinked, and the soft touch suddenly increased in his arms. It turned out that Gloria directly stuffed the doll into Chris's arms.

Chris held up the doll he caught like Simba, he looked left and right, and found that no one noticed his corner at all, and even Gloria was once again devoted to her business of catching dolls gone.

That... Anyway, the Holy Grail War has just begun, so it shouldn't be a problem if you play around a bit, right?

"It shouldn't be like this... I didn't intend to do this..."

Chris covered his face, as if it would save him from the fact that he had grabbed a bunch of dolls.

At the beginning, he didn't think of catching so many, but just wanted to play two more games, and immediately went to La Gloria after playing, but who knew that the more he played, the more addicted he would be, and he couldn't stop at all. I can't hold so many dolls.

The mother's education is indeed correct. Pleasure is a sin, which is too depressing.

"Ugh--"

"Oh, what are you, I want to sigh because I didn't catch any of them."

Unlike Chris in the big harvest, Gloria didn't catch any of them. After hearing what the other party said, Chris raised his arms silently and asked her to choose one she liked.

Think of it as a consolation prize, it would be too pitiful to catch so many times without catching any of them.

"Eh? What, master, you are unexpectedly a good kid."

Chris: ...

"I won't give it to you..."

"Stingy!"

Chris walked out of the game hall and watched the man happily ask for a big bag and stuff all the dolls he got into it.

Don't worry about the extra dolls. There are so many children in the hospital. Chris thinks that girls will like these gifts, and maybe they will give them to some boys.

Most of the children in the hospital are very poor. Daphne's hospital is full of children with physical defects or diseases that are difficult to treat, and their families rarely visit them.

Unlike Lauren, Chris is someone who will find time to spend with those children. Although this behavior has been ridiculed by Lauren as 'weak' more than once, Chris still continues to do this kind of thing.

Chris didn't wait for Gloria. The other party made an agreement with her, and he would go to him after it was settled. As for the specific method, he had no way of knowing.

Heroic spirits after all.

Then, with a relaxed mood that he could finally get down to business, Chris was blocked in a small alley with few pedestrians.

"Hand over all your money!"

Chris: ...

Isn't it so old-fashioned?It is true that walking in alleys is dangerous, but Chris never thought that such a clichéd plot would happen to him.

Cutting corners is really harmful. Chris thought of Gloria and thought of his unhappiness, and couldn't help but wonder if his luck value was lowered by Gloria.

A certain lucky D: Achoo!

Although my mother said not to make it public, but a little bit, just beating to the point of coma is not a problem, right?The melee magician thought so.

To be honest, if there is another person yelling at this time, "Let go of that person, don't you see that he is very troubled?" Such a line, then it is really a clichéd classic scene.

"Let go of that person!"

OK, here comes the corny line.

……Um?Uh-huh?

This is really an old scene. Which era is the hero saving the beauty?

The black-haired boy who suddenly appeared smiled at Chris after beating a group of punks to the ground.

"Are you OK?"

I'm fine, I'm too good to be good.

Chris frowned.

If he hadn't argued with Gloria, he wouldn't have asked his mother, if he hadn't asked his mother, he wouldn't have come to the amusement hall, and if he hadn't come to the game hall, he wouldn't have encountered this embarrassing situation.

Shouldn't have talked to Gloria in the first place!

"98 points..."

Chris looked at the man in front of him and muttered to himself.

"what?"

Then his hand was caught, and the other party looked at him solemnly, making Chris bewildered.

"You! It's great! Pure white hair, beautiful eyes, very good, it perfectly hits my fetish, I'm obsessed with you!"

Chris: ...

……ah?ha? ! !

"Oh, by the way, I haven't introduced myself yet." The man smiled a little embarrassedly, and Chris just wanted to run now, he really, didn't want to know the other person's name at all.

"I'm Reinhardt, you really have beautiful white hair!"

……

Shiinagawa looked at Gloria in disbelief after seeing this scene in the movie theater.

"What's the matter with this person?!"

"do not know."

Gloria shrugged.

"But you should respect it. After all, everyone has different sexual fetishes. It is not advisable to despise sexual fetishes."

She was too lazy to correct Chris for interrupting the film at every turn.

It's not a problem in this aspect!Shiinagawa glanced at the screen again and again, this person, he is really weird.

The author has something to say: Reinhardt: It's white hair, I'm fine!Really don't poke, white hair really don't poke.

Chris: Sick.

Gloria: Hahaha, I laughed so hard.

Gloria (screening room): oh well

Shiinagawa: I don’t know why I’m so upset all of a sudden

Happy Valentine's Day everyone.

Whoops, my draft box is set to the wrong time