Are you with Dazai today?

"It can't be saved, it can't be helped, just wait for death."

Ango Sakaguchi issued such a declaration of abandoning the three companies.

"...Wait! I am a friend in Ango's understanding, and friends in Ango's perception will help each other, right?"

"Has this person already started moral kidnapping?!"

And Shiinagawa said in a voice without ups and downs.

"Hmph, this is the correct use of one's own advantages. Dazai said it before, what is it called? Oh yes, the emotion card!"

"Don't let me be led astray by Mr. Dazai!"

Ango Sakaguchi let out a long sigh while resting his forehead on the other side of the phone that Shiinagawa couldn't see, and expressed his frustration about the mess between these two people. Said the tone.

"In this case, Mr. Shiina can just come to Dogeza for three hours to solve it."

"That's right! Sure enough, Ango is very reliable, I'll do that when I get back."

Instead, Ango Sakaguchi panicked.

"...Wait! No matter how you look at it, that one just now was just a joke, don't try to do it for me!"

Ango Sakaguchi realized again how much Shiinagawa couldn't make fun of him.

This kid believes what he says!

Out of the mentality of a mysterious old father looking at his own incompetent children, Ango Sakaguchi will still help Shiinagawa well despite saying that.

"No matter how you look at it, Dazai-kun is angry."

When replying in a light tone, saying "come back soon", in the eyes of Ango Sakaguchi, there is really a sense of sight of "you will die when you come back".

"And Shiina-san didn't understand why he slipped out of the hospital would be annoying."

"I don't think there is any problem with my body. Even if there are ten people like Mr. Ango, they will definitely not be able to beat me."

Listen, this irritating tone is clearly saying that he is a weak chicken.

"As a civil servant, I'm really sorry!"

Although he knows this is the truth, it might be better to say that even if there are a hundred of them, he won't be able to beat Shiinagawa, but, but, you are really angry when you say it so directly.

"I'm going to hang up."

"Wait! Ango, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Mr. Shiina is worrying because of this, Ango Sakaguchi sighed, should it be overly sensitive or something else... When someone gets angry, the other party always apologizes immediately.

Although he often can't understand that the other party is too angry.

"Mr. Shiina, I'm not angry, so you don't need to apologize to me. Besides, Mr. Shiina didn't do anything wrong."

"Really? Because I saw that Ango seemed a little angry, thinking that I did something bad again."

This is the second point that Ango Sakaguchi finds Shiinagawa difficult to deal with. He always subconsciously blames himself for his mistakes.

From a person's behavior in the world, it can be inferred to a certain extent the living environment of that person when he was a child. Childhood always has a huge impact on people.

Poor values ​​and sensitive personality, to this extent, Osamu Dazai must have noticed it a long time ago, but the other party is not the kind of person who will point it out, so Osamu Dazai's idea is probably to wait for Shiinagawa to tell him, or Don't ask if the person doesn't want to talk.

"If Shiina-san were to do it, what would you like to tell Dazai-kun?"

"That... Anyway, I apologize first..."

"But I think Mr. Shiina doesn't know what he did wrong, but he apologized because he felt that Dazai-kun was angry, which will make Dazai-kun even more angry."

Shiinagawa was choked, even now he feels that there is nothing wrong with him sneaking out of the hospital. Although it is not common sense to do so, he is very strong!

Even if he loses one eye, he can still make a hundred.

"Then...then what should I do?"

Ango Sakaguchi expressed his sorrow.

"Hopeless."

"Hey... hey!!!"

Ango Sakaguchi rarely heard Shiinagawa's panicked voice, he tried hard to hold back his smile, and the little conscience left prompted him to stop teasing Shiinagawa.

"Talk to Dazai-kun and tell him what Shiina-san thinks."

Ango Sakaguchi felt that his current attitude was like treating two helpless children.

Really, they are all adults.

"Is that enough?"

"I don't know, but at least it's definitely better than Mr. Shiina's approach."

The wind on the other end of the call was very loud, and Ango Sakaguchi guessed that Shiinagawa might have arrived at the pier in Yokohama.

In fact, Shiinagawa was indeed at the pier. Most of his body was submerged in the water, with only his head exposed. Being submerged in the water would make him less anxious.

"I also lied."

Thinking of what he said, Shiinagawa felt guilty.Because he obviously didn't go shopping, but he subconsciously lied when talking to Osamu Dazai.

"In that case, don't you need to have a good talk with the other party? It's okay, I will pray for Mr. Shiina in my heart."

"Mr. Ango!!!"

Why do you use words like pray? !Shiinagawa thought this way, saying that it was the same as if he couldn't come back.

"Hahahaha, I'm sorry, because Mr. Shiina like this is really rare, so I didn't hold back..."

"Eh—then I won't move you back even if Ango-san gets drunk at the bar next time. Take Sakunosuke-san and Dazai away, and leave Ango-san lying alone by the bar to sleep."

Speaking of which, Dazai Osamu, Oda Sakunosuke, and Sakaguchi Ango really like to party in Lupin. Shiinagawa turned a blind eye to the behavior of minors going to bars before Dazai Osamu, and he will not turn a blind eye when Dazai Osamu becomes an adult. Forget about it.

And Shiinagawa himself doesn't like to go, because he doesn't like to drink, and he only orders non-alcoholic drinks when he goes. Although the other three people said that it doesn't matter, he just doesn't want to go out of a strange psychology.

It's the mentality of feeling like, 'You're all drinking and I'm the only one not drinking, it's too naive'.

Of course Shiinagawa would not tell anyone about this, including Osamu Dazai.

What a troublesome adult.

Occasionally, all three of them would get drunk. At this time, the boss would call Shiinagawa in a distressing and skillful way, and finally Shiinagawa would carry the three drunks back to his home.

Shiinagawa will call the children of Oda Sakunosuke's family and tell them not to worry, your guardian will spend the night with me, and it doesn't matter if you take it home with Ango Sakaguchi because there is no cohabitant.

After filling the three people with hangover soup properly, he stuffed the three of them onto Dazai Osamu's bed and covered them with quilts, leaving them to fend for themselves.

As for the three big men squeezing into one bed, he didn't care if anyone would be squeezed down.

Humph.

"Then...you should spare me over there."

In a place where Shiinagawa couldn't see, Sakaguchi Ango held his forehead silently, and he could almost imagine what kind of Shiinagawa was opposite him with a chuckle.

"Just kidding, I will take Mr. Sakaguchi back next time. I feel that Mr. Sakaguchi is really good. I will have a good talk with Dazai. I..."

Suddenly a familiar voice came.

"Yo Shiina!"

Shiinagawa froze.

"Mr. Shiina? Why did you suddenly stop talking, Mr. Shiina? What happened?"

He twisted stiffly frame by frame like a poorly made movie picture, and subconsciously clenched the phone in his hand.

On the shore, Dazai Osamu was smiling and waving at Shiinagawa.

"Are you happy in the water, Shiina?"

If this is a game, Shiinagawa felt that a red and big word 'Danger' might have appeared above his head.

Shiinagawa's lips twitched a few times and called out the other party's name in a low voice.

"... Dazai"

And Ango Sakaguchi, who heard Shiinagawa's voice, also fell silent, and the two of them thought of two words in a tacit understanding.

【Finish】

What to do, what to do, Mr. Ango didn't say what to do in this situation!

And just when Shiinagawa looked calm on the surface, but was panicked and timid in his heart, Ango Sakaguchi's voice came from the receiver.

"...Well, I will pray for Shiina-san."

The sudden incident caught the two of them by surprise, and Ango Sakaguchi was already thinking about how to solve this incident when he heard Shiinagawa call Dazai Osamu's name.

Known conditions, one is that Mr. Shiina passed out in the coffee shop, the other is that he slipped away after waking up in the hospital, the third is that Shiinagawa told Osamu Dazai that he was going to the vegetable market, and the fourth is that he is currently at the pier .

After listing these, Ango Sakaguchi sadly found that it seemed hopeless. He couldn't say anything else now, and he could only bless Mr. Shiina for you.

After saying the words of prayer, Ango Sakaguchi hung up the phone.

Mr. Ango! ! !

Shiinagawa, who has lost foreign aid, has to face Osamu Dazai, who is currently in an unknown state.

Osamu Dazai just smiled, stretched out a hand and said as if teasing.

"Shiina really likes water, but let's go up first."

Shiinagawa, who had already entered the state of "what you say is what you say", naturally did not dare to refuse, he floated slowly to Dazai Osamu's side, and held the other's outstretched hand.

If it was normal, he might have the idea of ​​suddenly playing tricks and pulling the other party down, but now he has no such thoughts at all.

"Really, isn't the whole body soaked, let's go back and change quickly."

Something is wrong, really something is wrong.Shiinagawa shouted in his heart.

Because the current Dazai Osamu is too gentle, gentle to a creepy level, he can only think that Dazai Osamu may be angry to a certain extent.

And Shiinagawa automatically interpreted the words spoken by Osamu Dazai as the meaning of "I will give you a suspended sentence, and you will settle the score after you go home".

I might die before my body fails naturally, Shiinagawa thought sadly.

Ah, but maybe it would be nice if he could be killed by Dazai himself?

The author has something to say: Shiinagawa: I am an old father

Oda Sakunosuke: I am also an old father

Ango Sakaguchi: Stop arguing, we are all old fathers

Osamu Dazai: Wait a minute, although you are all old fathers, I am not

I don't know why such a picture appeared in my mind, stop now! !