Are you with Dazai today?

Dazai Osamu and Sakaguchi Ango waited for the return of Shiinagawa and Oda Sakunosuke.

The outcome of the match between these two people affects the outcome of the final match.

Finally, they saw the figures of those two people, Osamu Dazai was the first one who couldn't hold back.

"Who wins who wins?"

"I."

Shiinagawa raised his hand and waved like an elementary school student answering questions in elementary school.

"Hey, well, I can accept this result too."

"but……"

Shiinagawa showed a troubled expression.

"I didn't win honestly. If I have the chance, I still want to fight with Mr. Sakunosuke in an upright manner."

"Hmm? Shiina doesn't seem like the kind of person who can play tricks, what's going on?"

Not only Osamu Dazai was puzzled, but Ango Sakaguchi also put a big question mark on his head. No matter how you look at Shiinagawa, he will be the kind of straightforward and straightforward person.

It's impossible to imagine that playing tricks is something that people like Shiinagawa would do.

"Actually...it's like this..."

Shiinagawa told the story of the last accident between the two of them.

After listening, a silence spread between Ango Sakaguchi and Osamu Dazai, and the two did not move for a long time.

Dazai Osamu was the first to react. He grabbed Oda Sakunosuke's shoulder and shook it back and forth with a look of grief.

"Odasaku, Odasaku, how can you bury the water gun in the sand? Huh, Comrade Odasaku, I misread you!"

He did mention hiding water guns but that doesn't mean hiding in the sand!Although there are few places to choose from, they can still be found. I never expected to be planted here.

"……Feel sorry?"

"So it can be confirmed that it is me and Shiina-san's victory?"

Ango Sakaguchi had a lot of confidence in his team's victory when he saw that Shiinagawa was the winner of the two-person water gun battle.

"Ah, there is only one last person left."

Shiinagawa pointed the water gun at Osamu Dazai.

"It's okay, I'll end it all in a flash."

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and couldn't see his expression clearly, which gave Ango Sakaguchi a bad feeling.

Ango Sakaguchi didn't know what the person in front of him would say next. If it was Osamu Dazai, he might really be able to reverse this seemingly completely one-sided situation.

No, no, how could there be a possibility of a comeback, the other side has no ammunition, no matter how you think about it, it is a victory here.

But Ango Sakaguchi is inexplicably uneasy, which may come from the alarm radar for Dazai Osamu who has been entrapped too many times by Dazai Osamu.

"Mr. Shiina, do it now!"

To solve the problem early, Ango Sakaguchi thought so, and it turned out that he was right.

It's just that he was still a step too late, because Osamu Dazai spoke just before Shiinagawa pulled the trigger.

"Shiina...that's too much..."

Dazai Osamu's voice was still a bit crying, but Ango Sakaguchi could tell it was fake at a glance.

Shiinagawa and Osamu Dazai have lived together for so long, of course it can be seen that Osamu Dazai is pretending, but he is still shaken by Osamu Dazai's words.

"Eh? No...wait...why?"

Shiinagawa showed a little bewildered expression, not knowing what he did wrong.

worse.

This was Ango Sakaguchi's first thought, because he could see that Shiinagawa was indeed shaken by Osamu Dazai's words.

Ango Sakaguchi knew that he couldn't let Osamu Dazai talk anymore.

"Mr. Shiina, don't listen..."

"In short, it's too much!"

Osamu Dazai raised his voice to cover up what Ango Sakaguchi said, and he covered his face to pretend to be very sad.

At this time, Ango Sakaguchi could only turn his eyes to Sakunosuke Oda for help, but he found that the other party's eyes were completely glued to a fried noodle stall.

Odasaku-san, what are you doing, Odasaku-san!

Sakaguchi Ango subconsciously followed the line of sight of Oda Sakunosuke, and found a signboard hanging on the fried noodle stall.

【New curry flavor! 】

Oh, it turned out to be curry flavored, that's fine.Ango Sakaguchi looked away, no longer hopeful that Sakunosuke Oda could break the scene.

So what about love, Sakaguchi Ango thought to himself, he didn't want to care about it anymore.

After adjusting his mentality, Ango Sakaguchi looked at Osamu Dazai with an expression that clearly meant 'I see what tricks you can do'.

"Dazai... Don't be sad, Dazai. Is there something wrong with you? Or is it a headache from the sun? If you don't say it, I don't understand."

Shiinagawa hurriedly comforted Osamu Dazai, using four words to describe his current state would be at a loss.

Osamu Dazai covered his face and shook his head, controlling his voice to be a little nasal.

"Because Shiina, you clearly agreed to protect me..."

Osamu Dazai said aggrievedly.

"Eh? But..."

Osamu Dazai made persistent efforts.

"But now you listen to Ango's words and attack me. Didn't you say you would protect me? Are you lying?"

Ango Sakaguchi thought that Osamu Dazai would come up with some tricks for him. This kind of talk is illogical. It's just a water gun fight. No matter how you say it, Mr. Shiina won't...

Before Ango Sakaguchi finished speaking, he saw Shiinagawa turn around and face him.

Nor will it be fooled.

Ango Sakaguchi: ...

Ango Sakaguchi saw Shiinagawa raise the two water guns in his hand to face him.

"No, wait...Mr. Shiina???"

Mr. Shiina, what's the matter with you, wake up, this is just a game.

Ango Sakaguchi wanted to find a rescuer, but found that the red-haired rescuer had already gone to the fried noodle stall to line up.

Mr. Odasaku! ! !

Ango Sakaguchi growled inwardly.

"Indeed, I did something wrong, how could I raise my gun at Dazai for someone else?"

Shiinagawa had a look of enlightenment on his face.

Mr. Shiina! ! !

Ango Sakaguchi roared inwardly for the second time.

That's just a water gun, Mr. Shiina!

"We... we are teammates, Mr. Shiina."

When Ango Sakaguchi said, his voice became smaller and smaller, because Shiinagawa's eyes were so terrifying, as if he was looking at a dead person.

And Ango Sakaguchi saw Dazai Osamu, that nasty Dazai-kun hiding behind Shiinagawa with a proud expression on his face, he didn't look sad at all, and staged a vivid Sichuan opera face-changing.

Ango Sakaguchi gave up struggling. Like Shiinagawa, he also realized, so he closed his eyes and gave up struggling to wait for the final blow.

'pooh'

The water splashed on Ango Sakaguchi.

Ango Sakaguchi is out!

He turned his head very upset and didn't want to look at these two people. Why, isn't he here on vacation? Why did he have to go through this? !

At this time, Oda Sakunosuke, who was queuing up to buy fried noodles, came back. He looked at Ango Sakaguchi with a gloomy and unclear face.

Since Oda Sakunosuke had been focusing on the fried noodle stall before, he didn't know what happened between the three people at all, he just knew that Ango Sakaguchi looked very tired.

So Oda Sakunosuke handed the yakisoba in his hand to Sakaguchi Ango.

Eating something should make you feel better, Oda Sakunosuke thought so.

"Eat?"

"……eat!"

Dazai Osamu was secretly thinking about how to eliminate Shiinagawa. Although the water gun buried in the beach was blocked and it was difficult to get out of the water, there was still a way to use the water.

Osamu Dazai quietly twisted the water storage tank on the water gun in the blind spot of the Shiina River.

Shiinagawa was not wary of him, he just had to pour water on it, and the extremely close-range attack would never fail no matter what he thought.

Although I am a little sorry for Shiina, he won this game.

[In order to win, you must not lose, not once, can you do it? 】

Ah, yes, no matter what, you must never lose. If you lose, everything will be over. This is not acceptable.

[No matter who the opponent is. 】

no matter who the opponent is.

[Can it be done? 】

Can do it, I can do it, I have to do it, guys who can't do it get thrown out, and it's over.

Shiinagawa turned around and shot when Osamu Dazai was completely unresponsive.

'pooh'

Right in the heart!

"Eh?"

Osamu Dazai looked at his chest that was hit by the water gun, and the water splash in the heart was hit precisely, and he was a little dazed for a while.

"Bang! Dazai, you lost."

"Hey!!! No...why?!"

Shiinagawa had no expression on his face but could hear from his voice that he was a little happy.

"This is this, that is that, now I am not pointing the gun at Dazai because of others."

Osamu Dazai never thought that he would lose to Shiinagawa's damned and desperate brain circuit.

"Damn, I'm not reconciled!"

Shiinagawa looked at Osamu Dazai with remorse, so he folded his hands together.

"I'm sorry, but I really want to win, can't I do it anyway?"

Osamu Dazai felt that he might be crazy, so he had a feeling that Shiinagawa was acting like a baby.

At such a time, of course, he should criticize the other party righteously. As long as Shiinagawa doesn't react, it will be his victory. Osamu Dazai made up his mind, and he took a deep breath.

"Also...it's not impossible..."

Osamu Dazai spoke in a weak voice.

Ango Sakaguchi, who watched all this happening, really wanted to look up to the sky and laugh three times if it weren't for the fact that there were too many people on the beach.

The bad mood of being framed by Osamu Dazai just now was swept away.

Oda Sakunosuke next to him looked puzzled, but seeing Ango Sakaguchi was in a better mood.

Are fried noodles so delicious?

Sakunosuke Oda couldn't grasp the key point as usual today.

Ango Sakaguchi only felt that his legs were neither sore nor his head hurt, and the fatigue from his whole body was swept away. Just seeing such a scene was worth the vacation this time.

Dazai-kun, Dazai-kun, I never thought you would have today!

The author has something to say: Shiinagawa: I am the final winner! ! !

Osamu Dazai (not wanting to speak): ...

Ango Sakaguchi: nmdw□□

Oda Sakunosuke (chewing and chewing): Congratulations.

Osamu Dazai: Uuuuuuuu I'm out.

Ango Sakaguchi: Yes!Good reincarnation!

Oda Sakunosuke: Does anyone want fried noodles?