Are you with Dazai today?
Chapter 48
"Congratulations! You have won the grand prize, a three-day beach trip for four!"
"Eh?"
Shiinagawa looked at the little red bead in a daze.
There is an event in the mall today, and you can get a lottery ticket for only [-] yen.
And Shiinagawa was just joining in the fun to try his luck, and he was already planning to win a pack of wet wipes as a consolation prize.
Shiinagawa carefully looked at the staff's face until the smile on the other's face couldn't be restrained before giving up.
This face did not give Shiinagawa a familiar feeling, so it should not be someone from the port mafia.
Yes, just now, Shiinagawa thought it was arranged by his children, and the purpose was to give him a hint that he wanted to go to the beach.
Otherwise, how come it happens to be a four-person tour?You see, he, Dazai, Mr. Sakunosuke, and Mr. Ango are exactly four people.
It was his fault that he suspected Dazai because it was too coincidental, and Shiinagawa silently apologized in his heart without the suspect himself knowing.
"Four people at the seaside... the seaside..."
On the way back, Shiinagawa looked at the four travel tickets that had been exchanged, and while distracted, he used his body's reflexes to avoid the electric pole that was about to hit him head-on.
Although I would love to invite those three people to go together, do they have time?
The only person out of the four who did not have a job questioned.
Although Dazai can paddle eight continents and seven oceans in his daily paddling, there are still some things that he cannot escape.
Coupled with the urging of Nakahara-kun who is a partner and a friend (although Osamu Dazai vehemently denied this, Shiinagawa always thought he was being shy), Dazai couldn't escape even more.
Leaving aside the work of the mafia, Mr. Sakunosuke has five children in his family.
Do you want to send it directly?But after thinking about it, the only ones who can be gifted are Yamamoto-kun and Zhongyuan-kun.
Dr. Mori was subconsciously ignored by Shiinagawa. After all, in Shiinagawa's view, the other party must have no time as the leader of the port mafia.
But Nakahara-kun has only one person, and Yamamoto-kun has many friends, but would it be too sudden to send it directly to the other party?
What should I do……
Shiinagawa dodges a tennis ball flying towards his door during his mind-wandering, filthy water splashed from it by an amoral guy, catches and gently puts down a cat that falls, even though the cat doesn't even fall. what will happen.
He eventually returned home safely with a bag of fruit, a piece of premium Wagyu beef and four tickets
"seaside?!!!"
Osamu Dazai, who was paralyzed on the sofa, jumped up because of Shiinagawa's news.
"Wuhu! It's great! When it comes to summer, it's the seaside!"
"Well, but I'm considering whether to give it away."
Shiinagawa carried things into the kitchen, and he put the fruits one by one into the freezer of the refrigerator, and put the piece of beef on the cutting board for today's lunch.
"Can't we go together?! Me, Shiina, Odasaku, and Ango."
Shiinagawa who was packing his things ruthlessly interrupted Osamu Dazai's thoughts.
"Although I have no problem, do you have time?"
In an instant, Osamu Dazai languished, and Shiinagawa made up two more knives.
"Mr. Sakunosuke and Mr. Ango don't necessarily have time, do they?"
Osamu Dazai vented his anger and threw the pillow on the sofa towards the back of Shiinagawa's head. Shiinagawa didn't need to turn his head and relied on his excellent reflexes to catch the pillow as accurately as if he had a pair of eyes behind him.
"Shiina is so cunning that she doesn't have any job!"
"Even if you say that..."
"Speaking of which, how much money is in Shiina's account now?"
Shiinagawa didn't specifically calculate how much money there was, but he compared it to Osamu Dazai.
"At least that many?"
Dazai was silent for a while.
"Just to ask, is this in yen?"
"how come."
Shiinagawa looked calm
"In dollars, of course."
Dazai was silent for a longer time this time.
Osamu Dazai only knew that it was very expensive for Shiinagawa to work seriously, but he didn't have a specific idea of how much he would charge. He never asked, and Shiinagawa was not the kind of person who would specifically mention it.
Recently, Mori Ogai has seen Shiinagawa too idle, and occasionally introduces some jobs to Shiinagawa in the name of "outsourcing".
Don't think this ratio is too outrageous, this agreement is actually equivalent to the port mafia getting paid without doing anything. In addition, the price of Shiinagawa's order is quite considerable, and the ratio of only [-]% is no longer enough. not enough.
Can buy a lot of little skirts for little Alice!
The current head of the port mafia thinks so wretchedly.
Although Dazai Osamu has a lot of salary, he can't save it!
Osamu Dazai is the kind of person who will spend as much money as he has in his hands. He has a lot of salary, but he insists on spending nothing left in a month.
If you want to ask yourself, I can't answer exactly where it was spent, and you will wonder why the money is so unused, and it is gone in the blink of an eye.
Shiinagawa can be said to be the complete opposite of Osamu Dazai, and his monthly expenses are very little compared to Osamu Dazai.
He basically buys some daily necessities and ingredients. For entertainment, he will buy some new games under the recommendation of Dazai Osamu and Yamamoto Takeshi, and all the remaining money Shiinagawa will be stored in his bank card. up.
"what--!"
Osamu Dazai collapsed on the sofa again.
"Why Shiina has so much money, damn it, I'm so envious!"
After tidying up the things in the kitchen, Shiinagawa washed his palms with soap and wiped them with a soft towel before coming out of the kitchen.
He walked to the sofa and slightly bent over to look at Osamu Dazai.
"Are you envious?"
"Yeah, Shiina Shiina, I don't want to work hard anymore!"
Osamu Dazai made a joke, but unfortunately Shiinagawa didn't understand, Dazai watched Shiinagawa walk into Shiinagawa's own bedroom.
He didn't care, and planned to close his eyes and take a nap on the sofa, and then open his eyes next time to enjoy today's lunch!
As a result, Osamu Dazai felt something warm pat on his cheek not long after he closed his eyes.
This kind of thing is too easy to guess, there is no other possibility except Shiinagawa's palm.
"Sh... hmm?"
Osamu Dazai stared at the small card handed to him in a daze for a while before speaking dryly.
"what?"
Osamu Dazai almost guessed what it was.
"A bank card."
Shiinagawa looked at Osamu Dazai's reaction with a puzzled expression.
"Don't you want it? Anyway, I basically don't need it, and the cash at home is enough."
Shiinagawa misunderstood Dazai Osamu's meaning, and he suddenly realized.
"Sorry, I forgot to say the password, the password is your birthday... Dazai, are you okay?"
"The password is my birthday?"
Seeing Osamu Dazai like this, Shiinagawa thought that he had done something to make the other party angry, because he seemed to always get angry with the other party accidentally recently.
Seeing Dazai Osamu's expression, Shiinagawa spoke cautiously.
"Yes, is there a problem?"
Oncoming was another pillow, this time Shiinagawa didn't dodge it, he suppressed his body's desire to dodge and stayed where he was.
If Dazai is angry, it is best not to hide, otherwise he will be even more angry. This is the result of Shiinagawa's long-term summary, although often he does not realize what he did wrong to make the other party angry.
Anyway, Dazai's beating didn't hurt.
Shiinagawa caught the pillow when it hit him in the face, unable to resist the pull of gravity and fell to the ground to prevent the pillow from falling to the ground.
"After all, using someone else's birthday as a bank card password is too old-fashioned!"
"oh oh……"
Shiinagawa could only go along with Osamu Dazai.
"And it's not a couple, it's not too weird to use my birthday, right?!"
"Uh...then I should change it?"
Why did Dazai look angrier?
Shiinagawa couldn't figure it out, sometimes he really couldn't figure out what was going on in Dazai Osamu's little head.
"I'm going to break up with Shiina for three hours, from now on."
Osamu Dazai walked towards his bedroom with his pillow in his arms.
"that……"
"I'm breaking up with Shiina now, don't talk to me!"
"No, but lunch can be ready in an hour."
"..."
Osamu Dazai's footsteps stopped, and then he quickly walked into the room as if he was covering up something, he turned his head and opened the door as if defending against Shiinagawa's sudden attack, and said with gritted teeth
"Then break off for an hour."
"Yes Yes--"
Shiinagawa tried hard to cover up the smile in his voice, his children are too much fun, right?
"By the way, bank card."
"No need!"
What left Shiinagawa behind was Osamu Dazai's intentional slamming of the door, which was particularly loud.
Shiinagawa shook his head, and didn't care, anyway, Dazai came over an hour later.
In fact, Osamu Dazai's breakup lasted only 10 minutes.
Shiinagawa was waiting for the pressure cooker to finish cooking that piece of beef, when a gap opened in Osamu Dazai's room, and a light blue paper airplane flew out of the gap and landed precisely beside Shiinagawa.
As expected of Dazai, can you even calculate the landing place of a paper airplane?
Shiinagawa, as always, focused on mistakes.
He opened the paper airplane, which had words written with a highlighter on it.
[Does Shiina know she was wrong? 】
Shiinagawa casually picked up the pencil on the table to reply.
[I know I was wrong, please forgive me. 】
After finishing writing, Shiinagawa folded the paper along the original traces into a paper airplane, heaved a sigh of relief and threw it in the direction of Dazai Osamu, but unfortunately he didn't throw it very accurately, and finally the paper airplane landed about [-] centimeters away from the door. place.
A hand stretched out from the gap, took the paper airplane and quickly stretched it back.
Then the door opened, and Osamu Dazai, who unilaterally broke up with Shiina, came out of the room.
"There is really no way, then forgive you."
Shiinagawa wanted to laugh, but no matter how dull he was, he knew that it was absolutely forbidden to laugh at this time, and it would be over if he laughed.
Sometimes Shiinagawa really felt that Dazai was a child who would never grow up.
No matter how terrifying and ruthless the image of Osamu Dazai spread outside, in Shiinagawa's view, Osamu Dazai is just a child who can't grow up, naive and cute.
"Let's eat then? Don't forget to wash your hands."
"it is good."
In the end, the four tickets were still used on Shiinagawa and the others, because at Dazai Osamu's strong request and guarantee, Mori Ogai agreed to the vacation of the three members of the port mafia.
And the children of Oda Sakunosuke's family are all taken care of by the boss, so there is no need to worry.
After all, when it comes to summer, it is the seaside. A summer without the sea is incomplete.Even the boss can't refuse such a request, right?
On the eve before Osamu Dazai applied for a vacation from Mori Ogai, Shiinagawa Shiinagawa stood next to Mori Ogai's bed with a cello case with weapons in it, and had a "small talk" with the other party that was completely non-threatening. thinking.
The author has something to say: it is a relaxing seaside trip for four people!
The daily update is still going on these days, because the author still has more than a month to take the English grade test and final exam, and I have to devote myself to the review. I will try to update as much as I can in the past few days. I am sorry that I will temporarily suspend the update in a few days, and I will be on winter vacation. time to come back.
感谢在2020-11-0217:49:54~2020-11-0517:48:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:吃天然卷的巴菲69瓶;伊素婉48瓶;骨西欧10瓶;AD3瓶;2331瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"Eh?"
Shiinagawa looked at the little red bead in a daze.
There is an event in the mall today, and you can get a lottery ticket for only [-] yen.
And Shiinagawa was just joining in the fun to try his luck, and he was already planning to win a pack of wet wipes as a consolation prize.
Shiinagawa carefully looked at the staff's face until the smile on the other's face couldn't be restrained before giving up.
This face did not give Shiinagawa a familiar feeling, so it should not be someone from the port mafia.
Yes, just now, Shiinagawa thought it was arranged by his children, and the purpose was to give him a hint that he wanted to go to the beach.
Otherwise, how come it happens to be a four-person tour?You see, he, Dazai, Mr. Sakunosuke, and Mr. Ango are exactly four people.
It was his fault that he suspected Dazai because it was too coincidental, and Shiinagawa silently apologized in his heart without the suspect himself knowing.
"Four people at the seaside... the seaside..."
On the way back, Shiinagawa looked at the four travel tickets that had been exchanged, and while distracted, he used his body's reflexes to avoid the electric pole that was about to hit him head-on.
Although I would love to invite those three people to go together, do they have time?
The only person out of the four who did not have a job questioned.
Although Dazai can paddle eight continents and seven oceans in his daily paddling, there are still some things that he cannot escape.
Coupled with the urging of Nakahara-kun who is a partner and a friend (although Osamu Dazai vehemently denied this, Shiinagawa always thought he was being shy), Dazai couldn't escape even more.
Leaving aside the work of the mafia, Mr. Sakunosuke has five children in his family.
Do you want to send it directly?But after thinking about it, the only ones who can be gifted are Yamamoto-kun and Zhongyuan-kun.
Dr. Mori was subconsciously ignored by Shiinagawa. After all, in Shiinagawa's view, the other party must have no time as the leader of the port mafia.
But Nakahara-kun has only one person, and Yamamoto-kun has many friends, but would it be too sudden to send it directly to the other party?
What should I do……
Shiinagawa dodges a tennis ball flying towards his door during his mind-wandering, filthy water splashed from it by an amoral guy, catches and gently puts down a cat that falls, even though the cat doesn't even fall. what will happen.
He eventually returned home safely with a bag of fruit, a piece of premium Wagyu beef and four tickets
"seaside?!!!"
Osamu Dazai, who was paralyzed on the sofa, jumped up because of Shiinagawa's news.
"Wuhu! It's great! When it comes to summer, it's the seaside!"
"Well, but I'm considering whether to give it away."
Shiinagawa carried things into the kitchen, and he put the fruits one by one into the freezer of the refrigerator, and put the piece of beef on the cutting board for today's lunch.
"Can't we go together?! Me, Shiina, Odasaku, and Ango."
Shiinagawa who was packing his things ruthlessly interrupted Osamu Dazai's thoughts.
"Although I have no problem, do you have time?"
In an instant, Osamu Dazai languished, and Shiinagawa made up two more knives.
"Mr. Sakunosuke and Mr. Ango don't necessarily have time, do they?"
Osamu Dazai vented his anger and threw the pillow on the sofa towards the back of Shiinagawa's head. Shiinagawa didn't need to turn his head and relied on his excellent reflexes to catch the pillow as accurately as if he had a pair of eyes behind him.
"Shiina is so cunning that she doesn't have any job!"
"Even if you say that..."
"Speaking of which, how much money is in Shiina's account now?"
Shiinagawa didn't specifically calculate how much money there was, but he compared it to Osamu Dazai.
"At least that many?"
Dazai was silent for a while.
"Just to ask, is this in yen?"
"how come."
Shiinagawa looked calm
"In dollars, of course."
Dazai was silent for a longer time this time.
Osamu Dazai only knew that it was very expensive for Shiinagawa to work seriously, but he didn't have a specific idea of how much he would charge. He never asked, and Shiinagawa was not the kind of person who would specifically mention it.
Recently, Mori Ogai has seen Shiinagawa too idle, and occasionally introduces some jobs to Shiinagawa in the name of "outsourcing".
Don't think this ratio is too outrageous, this agreement is actually equivalent to the port mafia getting paid without doing anything. In addition, the price of Shiinagawa's order is quite considerable, and the ratio of only [-]% is no longer enough. not enough.
Can buy a lot of little skirts for little Alice!
The current head of the port mafia thinks so wretchedly.
Although Dazai Osamu has a lot of salary, he can't save it!
Osamu Dazai is the kind of person who will spend as much money as he has in his hands. He has a lot of salary, but he insists on spending nothing left in a month.
If you want to ask yourself, I can't answer exactly where it was spent, and you will wonder why the money is so unused, and it is gone in the blink of an eye.
Shiinagawa can be said to be the complete opposite of Osamu Dazai, and his monthly expenses are very little compared to Osamu Dazai.
He basically buys some daily necessities and ingredients. For entertainment, he will buy some new games under the recommendation of Dazai Osamu and Yamamoto Takeshi, and all the remaining money Shiinagawa will be stored in his bank card. up.
"what--!"
Osamu Dazai collapsed on the sofa again.
"Why Shiina has so much money, damn it, I'm so envious!"
After tidying up the things in the kitchen, Shiinagawa washed his palms with soap and wiped them with a soft towel before coming out of the kitchen.
He walked to the sofa and slightly bent over to look at Osamu Dazai.
"Are you envious?"
"Yeah, Shiina Shiina, I don't want to work hard anymore!"
Osamu Dazai made a joke, but unfortunately Shiinagawa didn't understand, Dazai watched Shiinagawa walk into Shiinagawa's own bedroom.
He didn't care, and planned to close his eyes and take a nap on the sofa, and then open his eyes next time to enjoy today's lunch!
As a result, Osamu Dazai felt something warm pat on his cheek not long after he closed his eyes.
This kind of thing is too easy to guess, there is no other possibility except Shiinagawa's palm.
"Sh... hmm?"
Osamu Dazai stared at the small card handed to him in a daze for a while before speaking dryly.
"what?"
Osamu Dazai almost guessed what it was.
"A bank card."
Shiinagawa looked at Osamu Dazai's reaction with a puzzled expression.
"Don't you want it? Anyway, I basically don't need it, and the cash at home is enough."
Shiinagawa misunderstood Dazai Osamu's meaning, and he suddenly realized.
"Sorry, I forgot to say the password, the password is your birthday... Dazai, are you okay?"
"The password is my birthday?"
Seeing Osamu Dazai like this, Shiinagawa thought that he had done something to make the other party angry, because he seemed to always get angry with the other party accidentally recently.
Seeing Dazai Osamu's expression, Shiinagawa spoke cautiously.
"Yes, is there a problem?"
Oncoming was another pillow, this time Shiinagawa didn't dodge it, he suppressed his body's desire to dodge and stayed where he was.
If Dazai is angry, it is best not to hide, otherwise he will be even more angry. This is the result of Shiinagawa's long-term summary, although often he does not realize what he did wrong to make the other party angry.
Anyway, Dazai's beating didn't hurt.
Shiinagawa caught the pillow when it hit him in the face, unable to resist the pull of gravity and fell to the ground to prevent the pillow from falling to the ground.
"After all, using someone else's birthday as a bank card password is too old-fashioned!"
"oh oh……"
Shiinagawa could only go along with Osamu Dazai.
"And it's not a couple, it's not too weird to use my birthday, right?!"
"Uh...then I should change it?"
Why did Dazai look angrier?
Shiinagawa couldn't figure it out, sometimes he really couldn't figure out what was going on in Dazai Osamu's little head.
"I'm going to break up with Shiina for three hours, from now on."
Osamu Dazai walked towards his bedroom with his pillow in his arms.
"that……"
"I'm breaking up with Shiina now, don't talk to me!"
"No, but lunch can be ready in an hour."
"..."
Osamu Dazai's footsteps stopped, and then he quickly walked into the room as if he was covering up something, he turned his head and opened the door as if defending against Shiinagawa's sudden attack, and said with gritted teeth
"Then break off for an hour."
"Yes Yes--"
Shiinagawa tried hard to cover up the smile in his voice, his children are too much fun, right?
"By the way, bank card."
"No need!"
What left Shiinagawa behind was Osamu Dazai's intentional slamming of the door, which was particularly loud.
Shiinagawa shook his head, and didn't care, anyway, Dazai came over an hour later.
In fact, Osamu Dazai's breakup lasted only 10 minutes.
Shiinagawa was waiting for the pressure cooker to finish cooking that piece of beef, when a gap opened in Osamu Dazai's room, and a light blue paper airplane flew out of the gap and landed precisely beside Shiinagawa.
As expected of Dazai, can you even calculate the landing place of a paper airplane?
Shiinagawa, as always, focused on mistakes.
He opened the paper airplane, which had words written with a highlighter on it.
[Does Shiina know she was wrong? 】
Shiinagawa casually picked up the pencil on the table to reply.
[I know I was wrong, please forgive me. 】
After finishing writing, Shiinagawa folded the paper along the original traces into a paper airplane, heaved a sigh of relief and threw it in the direction of Dazai Osamu, but unfortunately he didn't throw it very accurately, and finally the paper airplane landed about [-] centimeters away from the door. place.
A hand stretched out from the gap, took the paper airplane and quickly stretched it back.
Then the door opened, and Osamu Dazai, who unilaterally broke up with Shiina, came out of the room.
"There is really no way, then forgive you."
Shiinagawa wanted to laugh, but no matter how dull he was, he knew that it was absolutely forbidden to laugh at this time, and it would be over if he laughed.
Sometimes Shiinagawa really felt that Dazai was a child who would never grow up.
No matter how terrifying and ruthless the image of Osamu Dazai spread outside, in Shiinagawa's view, Osamu Dazai is just a child who can't grow up, naive and cute.
"Let's eat then? Don't forget to wash your hands."
"it is good."
In the end, the four tickets were still used on Shiinagawa and the others, because at Dazai Osamu's strong request and guarantee, Mori Ogai agreed to the vacation of the three members of the port mafia.
And the children of Oda Sakunosuke's family are all taken care of by the boss, so there is no need to worry.
After all, when it comes to summer, it is the seaside. A summer without the sea is incomplete.Even the boss can't refuse such a request, right?
On the eve before Osamu Dazai applied for a vacation from Mori Ogai, Shiinagawa Shiinagawa stood next to Mori Ogai's bed with a cello case with weapons in it, and had a "small talk" with the other party that was completely non-threatening. thinking.
The author has something to say: it is a relaxing seaside trip for four people!
The daily update is still going on these days, because the author still has more than a month to take the English grade test and final exam, and I have to devote myself to the review. I will try to update as much as I can in the past few days. I am sorry that I will temporarily suspend the update in a few days, and I will be on winter vacation. time to come back.
感谢在2020-11-0217:49:54~2020-11-0517:48:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:吃天然卷的巴菲69瓶;伊素婉48瓶;骨西欧10瓶;AD3瓶;2331瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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