Are you with Dazai today?

Ango Sakaguchi, who was so busy that his hairline moved, hesitated after seeing the familiar phone number, and finally picked up the call from the person who must have nothing to do with him.

"Ango, how have you been lately?"

To be honest, it’s not that good, every day when you close your eyes and open them, it’s another day of work. God knows why there are so many things to deal with in this little Yokohama, Ango Sakaguchi thought painfully, but these words can’t be said of.

"……good."

The relationship between him and Osamu Dazai dropped to a freezing point after the death of Shiinagawa. If Oda Sakunosuke hadn't acted as a mediator in it, their current relationship would only be worse.

Uh, now, although the current words are not good, they can still sit and talk together calmly, although they will be suddenly stabbed by Osamu Dazai from time to time, or sometimes Ango Sakaguchi wonders if Osamu Dazai just treats him as a It's just a useful tool.

Even so, Ango Sakaguchi felt guilty towards Osamu Dazai. Although he didn't mean it himself, his actions did contribute to Shiinagawa's death. Therefore, although it was too late to know, Ango Sakaguchi I will still try my best to meet Dazai Osamu's request.

Is it guilt?Is it guilt?Either way, Sakaguchi Ango accepted that feeling.

Hmm... But if it was Dazai-kun, the call would definitely not be asking 'How are you doing recently? ' of such things.

"... Dazai-kun, what's the matter?"

"Haha, Anwu, don't be so nervous, I just want to borrow your supernatural power."

That's why Ango Sakaguchi asked for a half-day vacation. He looked at Osamu Dazai who was wearing a 'safety first' helmet next to Shiinagawa's grave, and the shovel he was holding in his hand. Where to start complaining.

"Yoho~ Ango's side, this side!"

If he didn't know the true nature of Osamu Dazai, Ango Sakaguchi would never have connected this figure twisted like a paramecia in front of him with the former mafia cadre. The other party had produced such a big problem in just a few years Change, do not know what caused it.

"That, that is, I want to use my ability to take a look at ka... Mr. Shiina's grave?"

Ango Sakaguchi was a little afraid to look Dazai Osamu in the eyes, and the word "Mr. Chuan" was changed to "Mr. Shiina".

"Well, there is just a little... well, something to care about."

What do you care about?Since letting him come here must have something to do with Shiinagawa, could it be that someone used Shiinagawa's body?Ango Sakaguchi didn't dare to think deeply, if someone really took advantage of the identity of 'Shiinagawa', he didn't know what Osamu Dazai would do.

But [The Theory of Fall] showed him——

"No."

"what?"

"...nothing happened."

What Ango Sakaguchi saw was very ordinary scenery, pedestrians, birds, fallen leaves, no suspicious characters or strange things appeared here.

Everything is peaceful in front of Shiinagawa's tomb.

"so."

After Osamu Dazai said this, he shoveled away the soil in front of the tomb with a shovel.

"... Dazai-kun?! I didn't say, wait, Dazai-kun???"

What are you doing, Dazai-kun? !

"Huh? Does Ango have any religious beliefs? I thought you were the kind of person who sticks to scientific values."

Seeing Osamu Dazai's appearance, he didn't think it was strange to dig a grave here.

"Dazai-kun, what happened? Is there anything I can do to help?"

The soil in front of the grave was dug up spade after spade, and after a while, the sound of metal hitting a hard object was heard, and it seemed that the coffin had been dug.

Fortunately, the location is too remote, and no one comes here, otherwise people will definitely be regarded as robbers, tombs, thieves or some suspicious person.

"Ango, come and help."

Osamu Dazai put his hands on the coffin and wanted to lift the lid of the coffin. Ango Sakaguchi felt that he might be crazy, otherwise he would not have done such absurd things with Osamu Dazai. He didn't know what he was expecting. Really helped open the coffin.

"Ah...Shiina-kun..."

Because of the time, the corpse turned into bones, but it was intact, and there was no missing part of Shiinagawa,

"... Dazai-kun, I don't think you did these things to tease me, did you?"

"how is this possible."

Osamu Dazai looked at Ango Sakaguchi in surprise.

"If you're just playing Ango, you can do it anytime."

Ango Sakaguchi: ...

Then I can really thank you.

"So, now can you tell me exactly what happened?"

Ango Sakaguchi sighed, and rubbed his eyebrows. It has been a long time since he felt the powerlessness of being tossed but unable to get angry, and he still misses it for a while... Bah, how is it possible!

It is impossible for Osamu Dazai to dig Shiinagawa's grave for no reason. No matter how troublesome he is, Osamu Dazai will not make fun of the dead Shiinagawa.

"Ango, do you trust your intuition?"

Osamu Dazai threw away his usual casualness, and asked Ango Sakaguchi with a serious expression.

Ango Sakaguchi was taken aback, but since Osamu Dazai asked him this question so seriously, he would answer him with the most serious attitude.

"I don't believe in intuition, because intuition is just an intuitive feeling, a point of view without reasoning and analysis, and I will not rely on such illusory things."

"I was rescued by a young man recently, oh no, maybe it can't be said that it is a young man, because he said that he is older than me, oops, although it can't be seen from the face at all."

At the moment before falling into the water, Dazai Osamu did see the astonished expression of the person on the shore, and it was also that person who followed him into the water.

"... Dazai-kun?"

"Obviously there are differences in name, appearance, and personality, but how should I put it...that attitude..."

Even though it was the first time we met, he hesitated to talk about his messy clothes. It seemed that he had to use a lot of strength to stop his actions. He also chatted about his diet or worried about his credit.

"It makes me think he is Shiinagawa."

I kept denying the reality in my heart, it was impossible, how could there be such a ridiculous thing, Shiinagawa's body was here, he really died in front of himself that day.

"Maybe, didn't I say that reality is sometimes more bizarre than fantasy."

Maybe, maybe Shiinagawa is just like what they discussed before, he is an alien, and then, as written in science fiction, the human skin is just a skin used by aliens to disguise.

I'm not a child anymore, but it's not a child's privilege to just fantasize

"Dazai-kun, don't you have some special abilities?"

"Ango, has too much work turned your head into a stupid brain that only thinks about work?"

Osamu Dazai's gaze made Ango Sakaguchi feel as if he was pitying himself.

What happened to the four hour break?Don't underestimate only four hours of sleep! !

"That's the kind, rationally telling you it's not him, but intuitively sure—this is that person."

Dazai smiled.

"It's ridiculous for people like us."

Ah... indeed.Ango Sakaguchi thought this way, they are obviously the kind of people who don't trust intuition the most, no matter what they have to find clues by themselves, only the answers deduced by reasoning are trustworthy, such people want to crazily affirm that share one day. intuition--

But Ango Sakaguchi couldn't say anything.

"Go and confirm it!"

Sakaguchi Ango himself was taken aback when he said this, but once he made a start, it was easy to pour out the rest.

"In case, uh, I mean, in case there is any strange supernatural power, since Dazai-kun's intuition is so certain, I think it is still possible, so we should observe that person carefully, even if he A lot of places have changed, and the subtle little movements will not change..."

I don't know how long it took, maybe 3 minutes or 30 seconds, Ango Sakaguchi's voice became smaller and smaller, and he looked at Osamu Dazai who didn't say a word in embarrassment.

"Ango."

Dazai took a step back.

"Even if you say that, I won't forgive you."

"……I know."

"but……"

The rest of the words dissipated in the wind, and Ango Sakaguchi didn't know what Dazai Osamu said that day.

……

"Ango~I'm dating him~"

Ango Sakaguchi: Huh?

It was not more than three days since his conversation with Osamu Dazai, and Ango Sakaguchi shook his hands after hearing the thunderous thunder thrown by Osamu Dazai on the phone, and almost threw the phone into his coffee. Ji Sakaguchi Ango caught the phone with his own typing on the keyboard, otherwise his phone might have resigned early today.

The life that is not rich is even worse.

However, this is not the point, what makes Sakaguchi Ango care.

"...with whom?"

Is it the relationship he wanted?ah?ah?Dazai-kun, what did you do? It was only three days, what kind of psychological journey you have gone through!

"About that, I was also taken aback at first, alas, it's embarrassing to be confessed on the street."

I believe your evil, Sakaguchi Ango hehe twice in his heart.

"...No, that, no matter how you look at it, it's not something Shiina-san would do, right?"

Confession, that's a confession!And it's Shiinagawa!

If it is based on Shiinagawa's personality, Ango Sakaguchi feels that the other party can't do anything to confess this matter, just...that kind of, let's use an inappropriate example, if, he means if, if Osamu Dazai confesses If he did, Shiinagawa might just kiss him on the forehead and say, 'I like Dazai too. 'Such hopeless words without love nerves.

Are you sure that person is Shiinagawa?And why did you agree to confess? ? ?

"Oh, he had a weird expression after confessing his love, and he was even more shocked than Odasaku when he heard my agreement, so I wondered if there was something that caused him to have to do that."

Osamu Dazai was still doing his analysis wisely over there.

"No... Dazai-kun, it's bad whether it's Shiinagawa or not."

Ango Sakaguchi clutched his stomach in pain.

If it wasn't for Shiinagawa, Sakaguchi Ango believed that Osamu Dazai would lose interest in this person in an instant, and if it was Shiinagawa... hiss——Sakaguchi Ango couldn't imagine the scene after his identity was announced.

"Dazai-kun, playing with feelings is bad behavior."

"Ah-ah-I'll talk about that later, if it wasn't for Shiina, I'd talk about it for a while and respond with something like 'I'm tired of being with you', don't worry, I'll play a boyfriend who is getting bored, So don't worry about relationships."

ah?no?Ango Sakaguchi found a problem.

"If it's not Shiina-kun who chooses to break up, then if it's Shiina-kun, hey-hey-Dazai-kun?"

There was a busy tone from the phone.

Ah... As if he knew something serious, Ango Sakaguchi collapsed on the seat.

I really want to rest...

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