Gu Dongfang, the proud one

The author has something to say: the fastest way to destroy a song is to set it as an alarm, and the fastest way to destroy the life in your heart is to write an article for him!One hundred words are written with spirit, one thousand words are full of peach blossoms, ten thousand words start to be irritable, and one hundred thousand words will vomit blood...

So it’s difficult to write fanfic, because the original author has already set the framework, and I don’t feel like writing it. Meow, I think after Daqin’s article is over, I may not write fanfic anymore.I want to try to set the frame by myself, um, so I shouldn’t touch Hualongjie, but I can use BG to practice my hands, right?Because it is said that authors who are used to writing BL will feel awkward when writing BG.

For the first brain hole in my life, I always want to wait until the writing is mature, and use the best words to greet my Majesty the Queen.

Cough, it’s art, Brother Dongfang, Wo will leave you soon meow, let Wo give you a little Zhaoyang before leaving you.

To Mr. Dongfang:

Congratulations, you have now successfully owned our company's high-end product Gu Zhaoyang. In order to fully utilize Gu Zhaoyang's functions and ensure your safety, please read the following terms carefully.

"Gu Zhaoyang's Use and Maintenance Guide"

【Technical Parameters】

Name: Gu Zhaoyang

Sex: Male

Status: Legal heir of Neijianghu Yaowanggu

Physical Age: Fourteen

Actual age: 22

Lifespan: unlimited

Manufacturer: Jinjiang Technology Co., Ltd.

【Configuration】

Standard Configuration: White Clothes x1, Wujin Qilin Pendant x1, Gold Needle x12, Special Knife x1

Optional configuration: winter and summer clothing x7

【Activation method】

Please run the guzhaoyang.exe installation package according to the startup instructions. After confirming that the program is installed, follow the steps below to activate your Guzhaoyang.

[-]: Enter the registration password in the package.

[-]: Assemble your Gu Zhaoyang standard configuration correctly.

[-]: When your Gu Zhaoyang blushes, lowers his head, tries to escape, etc., you have successfully activated it.

Note: Due to the unstable technology of the new product, please make appropriate intimate behaviors to your Gu Zhaoyang to increase the sense of security.

【Charging attention】

Please do not feed celery!Please do not feed celery!Seriously, it may cause your Gu Zhaoyang to play dead, decrease your favorability, and other bad effects.

【Mode setting】

Since the company does not manufacture this product in batches, the model needs to be controlled by Mr. Dongfang. The following is the basic model:.

1. Normal mode: When the mode is activated, your Gu Zhaoyang is simple, kind, and loves life.

2. Airplane mode: When the mode is activated, your Gu Zhaoyang will automatically eliminate all interference and enter a shy state.

3. Abnormal mode: This mode is a derivative of system failure. Your Gu Zhaoyang has a certain chance of hurting others and yourself. This product has high intelligence. Please pay attention to precepts and deeds.

【Operation matters】

Your Gu Zhaoyang is a high-end product. In view of Mr. Dongfang's requirements, it has a wide range of uses, so I won't go into details.The following are the key points for operation:

1. When your Gu Zhaoyang acts in a daze, blushes, etc., it means that your Gu Zhaoyang is eager to get close to you at this time, please do not refuse, if you refuse more than ten times, your Gu Zhaoyang will automatically switch to abnormal mode.

2. When your Gu Zhaoyang has repeated tempers and starts to pack his luggage, please pay attention to whether the maid x8 you bought last time made a mockery of him, this product is not compatible with such supplies.

3. When your Gu Zhaoyang intends to counterattack, please do not refuse to your Gu Zhaoyang, the system is set, your Gu Zhaoyang automatically thinks that counterattack means riding.

Attached:

A copy of "Smart Machine Advanced Customization Order" that you filled out.Please check whether your Gu Zhaoyang is consistent with the mold, and because Mr. Dongfang is a VlP user of our company, the mold has been destroyed according to your request.

"Jinjiang Technology Co., Ltd. smart machine advanced customization order"

product requirement:

Appearance: handsome features, 176cm tall, ivory white complexion

Personality: Well-behaved, good at acting like a baby, single-minded in love

Constellation: Gemini

Likes: Dongfang Bubai and everything about Dongfang Bubai except male pets and concubines

Family environment: Unknown parents, elder brother works outside the home for a long time

Political Aspects: Children of the Rivers and Lakes

I wish Mr. Dongfang a happy use!The company also provides one-stop services for wedding celebrations, prenatal education, delivery, and baby training. VIP users get a [-]% discount!

——by Propaganda Department of Jinjiang Technology Co., Ltd. If the sky is clear