Gu Dongfang, the proud one

The capriciousness of local tyrants. . .

Watching the group go away, Brother Dongfang [laughs secretly] Fortunately, there is a fool who does good deeds without leaving a name and put up a memorial tablet, so I won't be exposed. . .

[Qi Su's previous life]. . .

Xiao Gu [Looking up to see a lonely grave, sympathy] Let's set up a memorial tablet for this old man!

Ruthless [nodding]

Ruthless [refers to] there is a secret book!

Xiao Gu [seriously] Don't you understand, plain tyrants!Walk!

The trio of local tyrants (fools) left.

On Yang Lianting being such a scumbag. . .

day

Miss Xu [affectionately] I am willing to cook and wash for you, and it is no problem to marry a litter of concubines.

Yang Lianting [nodding in surprise]

at night

Yang Lianting [satisfied face] Grandpa has taken a fancy to the little tailor girl at the east end of the town, go and get it for Grandpa!

Brother Dongfang [raise eyebrows and smile]

the next day. . .

Miss Xu [with a sad face] Why are you ignoring me?

Yang Lianting [dying] Master, I believe you again... yes, idiot...

The so-called attack and accept. . .

Xiao Gu [angry] They all said that the nest is a shou!Wo is obviously very aggressive!

Brother Dongfang [Chengken] Maybe the way we show our affection is wrong, why don't you hold me when you go out today?

Xiao Gu [makes fist, nods]

. . .

Passer-by [Excited] Look!look!That's only good for taking the initiative to meow!

Passerby B [excited] Awow!That's just blushing!

Xiao Gu who is holding Brother Dongfang: ...

The dangers of advertising. . .

Xiao Gu [seriously] I read this novel yesterday and thought it was very suitable for me.

Brother Dongfang [raises eyebrows in doubt] Oh?

Xiao Gu [takes out a book from his arms] "The Young Master's Sweetheart".

Brother Dongfang [Open it, understand it in seconds, and smile slightly]

the next day. . .

Xiao Gu [Lying on the bed and biting the sheets] Hey, the plot is not like this...

Brother Dongfang [smiling] Opened the cover of the inside page of the novel, it reads: Jiyou Xinkeng "The Leader Overlord: Chrysanthemum Falls in Seven Nights", welcome to bookmark.

Woohoo, random advertising kills people...

Why rebirth? . .

Xiao Gu [Star Eyes]: Miss Xu, Miss Xu, Miss Xu, Miss Xu, Miss Xu...

Brother Dongfang [smiles]: After taking revenge, hug Gu idiot.

However reality. . .

Senior Hua [cold face] Boy Dongfang went to run twenty laps around the martial arts field.

Elder Huang [serious face] Please ask the young master to squat on horseback for another hour.

Yu Su, where were you when you came down from the mountain?

Forever not allowed. . .

Xiao Gu [shouting] I don’t allow you to mention it!Forever!No!

Brother Dongfang [picking up a chopstick of celery with a blank face] can't be picky eaters.

Xiao Gu [covers heart] Wo, Wo is sick.

Brother Dongfang [raises eyebrows] This is your No. 30 illness three times this month.

Xiao Gu [with teary eyes] doesn't like nesting birds...

Brother Dongfang [feed celery with a smile]

This is the story of the past life. . .

One day, Ms. Xu and XX Yang joined hands to open a room. When the moon was in the sky, there was a loud noise from the inn.

Xiao Gu [Bright and Sad] Wo put his mind on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on Yang Zha.

It's the truth. . .

Brother Dongfang [raising eyebrows] Tell me, how do you want to die?

Yang Zha [flattering face] The leader...don't slap your face?

. . .

Oh, what a sad story.

About Xiao Gu's compensation. . .

Xiao Gu [sniffs his nose pitifully] Wo has skin hunger and thirst, Wo didn't take off your clothes on purpose...

Brother Dongfang [touching his head with tolerance] I understand, but you have to be responsible.

Xiao Gu [head short circuiting] Meow?

Brother Dongfang [smiling meaningfully] Come, let's find a quiet place to talk about compensation.

Xiao Gu [waves his hands proudly, keeps up] Who is the nest of the local tyrants afraid of?

Then the next day, and the third day, little Gu didn't come back. . .

About Yaowanggu Nursing Home. . .

Yun Tianxiang [hugs thigh] I don't want to leave, boss, I have to go through hospital procedures!

Hua Mingyuan [disdains to kick away] internal staff, internal digestion.

Worry-free [Proud] My employees are still guaranteed, I have two suites!

Ruthless [cold face] I have four sets.

Xiao Gu [proud and proud] They are all owners, but the land belongs to our family!The nest is a local tyrant!

Brother Dongfang [smiles] I don’t have any set, do you want to support me?

Xiao Gu [dizzy] Huh?Um.Um!

All the staff of the Yaowanggu Nursing Home covered their faces, oh, it feels like a dowry...

Thoughts on Prince Full Moon. . .

A certain reborn [eyes shine] Oh!I respect Linghu Hero so much!

Worry-free [points to] look!Quick uncle, that's the man!

The police stepped forward and showed the arrest warrant [serious face] You are under arrest!

A reborn person [sluggish] huh?why?

Detective [Heartbroken] Your story actually involves martial arts people beating up civil servants, and even destroying their families! ! !Holy crap, Huang Sang, who was reading a martial arts novel for the first time, was so frightened that she dispatched the army to escort her overnight, okay?

On Xiao Gu's attributes. . .

In front of Dongfang brother

Xiao Gu [delicate and covering chest] Wo, Wo is weak and sick, and will take medicine as soon as he can eat...

in front of rivals

Xiao Gu [sinister and cold face] Catch that Yang Zhazha and scratch his feet with a brush!

Look, what a cruel and insidious Shouza ╮(╯▽╰)╭

It's not weak. . .

Xiao Gu [angry] Some readers said that the nest is weak! ! !

Brother Dongfang [smooth hair, touch] Be good, they don't understand you, I understand.

Xiao Gu [squints comfortably] It's meow!

Brother Dongfang [smiling softly] is clearly a temptation.

Xiao Gu [soft into a puddle of water] hugging...

Sarah, people are not weak!

You have to rely on yourself. . .

Eldest brother, master [speaks earnestly and sincerely] You still have to rely on yourself in the future.

Xiao Gu [takes the elixir with tears in his eyes] I know it.

……

Ruthless [serious] Young master, you have 80 years of internal strength.

Xiao Gu [nods] Yes.

Ruthless [dead fish eyes staring] Then why are you afraid of letting me do it?

Xiao Gu [hugging the tree and trembling] I forgot...

Meanwhile, somewhere

The eldest brother turned off the monitor, turned off his face, and started refining medicine.

Someone: "...Didn't you say let him rely on himself?"

Eldest brother and master [serious] So I am refining medicine for him.

About being taken away. . .

Question: Xiao Gu, aren't you a small success? why? Why is it so easy to be taken away?

Xiao Gu [Awe-inspiring Dayi] How can the strength obtained from taking drugs be considered his own?

Ren Woxing [QAQ] Please give me a dozen of such medicines!

Ruthless [serious] There are no shortcuts in the way of martial arts.

Wuyou [nods] Yes, there is only Xiaolu.

Brother Dongfang [smiles] Actually, I am only interested in double cultivation.

About who to save first when falling into the water. . .

Xiao Gu was very sad one day, he asked Brother Dongfang: If Tong Baixiong and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?

Brother Dongfang smiled: Of course it is to save you.

Xiao Gu was angry: because Tong Baixiong can swim!

Xiao Gu asked again: If Linghu Chong and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?

Brother Dongfang continued to smile: I will save you first and then go back and break his leg.

Xiao Gu: ...

One hundred views on the main attack on religion. . .

Worry-free [sneering] Hehe.

Ruthless [draws the sword] to fight!

Hua Mingyuan [gratified] has the style of a master.

Eldest brother and master [Noble and glamorous] The sky is cool and the east is broken.

……

Xiao Gu [blushes] Feeling...not bad?

Brother Dongfang [Gentle Temptation] Come, come by feeling.

About lucky money. . .

Xiao Gu [throws the table] Why is the horse worth copper every year!Copper!You still make your home a plain local tyrant!

Eldest brother and master [seriously] That's because you haven't grown up yet.

go home. . .

Xiao Gu [counting coins with tears in her eyes] The nest is about to grow up...

Brother Dongfang [smiles] Then let's do some grown-up things...

About class. . .

Student Wuyou [tears in tears] What about the longest winter vacation in history?

Classmate Xiao Gu [painful] It was eaten during class time, woo, Wo loves it so much.

At this time, Teacher Dongfang pushed his glasses and smiled slightly.

the next day. . .

Student Wuyou [doubts] Where is Xiao Gu?

Ruthless classmate [sighs] was eaten by Teacher Dongfang.

Xiao Gu [collapses and covers his head] As long as he sees Brother Dongfang, he will feel inferior! ! !

It seems that thousands of hands have ripped off the clothes of the nest! ! !

There was nothing to hide in that moment! ! !

The overwhelming sense of shame will overwhelm the nest! ! !

Its prime at that time. . .

Xiao Gu [lower self-esteem] What should I do?what to do?He looked over again...

Brother Dongfang [bends his eyes and smiles] What color is he... wearing today?

#Every time the small theater is losing its morals#

#The leader of the nest can't be so hot#

Question: Xiao Gu, did you make you black?

Xiao Gu [surprised] How is it possible? !Is this normal growth?You shrink!

Ruthless [gaze of admiration] Natural.

Worry-free [saliva] Yes!right!right!

Eldest brother and master [satisfaction] is.

Brother Dongfang [gentle and smiling] is getting cuter and cuter.

#A lie ruins a life#

#On how five good boys were drowned#

#感洞You return my cute little Gulai#

One day, a lazy king fell in love with the cute author Jun, and he said affectionately: "Oh! My dear Erya, don't be afraid, your readers won't blame you for not replying , for they are all my subjects."

He is so handsome!I think I'm falling in love! *^O^*

Today's small theater can't hold back, hereby show off cute together ↑↑↑

【Flee away】. .

Wait, did [Erkang's hand] nest reveal something?

Pig [slanting eyes] exposed your miserable nickname.

#Hematemesis three liters fell to the ground and couldn't afford it#

#On the importance of a small name#

So, from then on, Wang Zhi and Wang Zhi lived a happy life... what a ghost!

Xiao Gu [Gentle Resentment] I want a divorce.

The judge [seriously] asked the plaintiff to state his reasons.

Xiao Gu [sad] He threatened Wo...

Xiao Gu [Sorrowful] He threatened the nest...

Xiao Gu [tears streaming down his face] He is forced to eat celery every day!

Judge [facial paralysis] Please take your spouse away, thank you for your cooperation, next one.

Brother Dongfang [carrying away the small animal gracefully] is not well disciplined, causing you trouble.

#Shrink good happy life#

#celery, the killer who destroys marriage#

role playing part1. . .

Long, long ago, there was an invincible prince in the east who fell in love with a mermaid in the sea.

Undefeated Prince: "Follow me, I will give you countless treasures."

Gu mermaid [shakes head]

The Undefeated Prince: "I can throw away all my concubines and male favourites."

Gu mermaid [shakes head]

The Undefeated Prince: "I will be the king of the Sun Moon Kingdom, with power and authority."

Gu Mermaid [Bright and Sad] You go, what I want is pure love.

The Undefeated Prince: "How is that defined?"

Gu mermaid [sweet and yearning] People who really love nests will not force them to eat celery.

The Undefeated Prince【Silently Hit by an Arrow in the Knee】

cosplay part2

Legend has it that the little prince in the kingdom of medicine was cursed by an evil witch to sleep forever, and only the kiss of true love could save him.

The invincible prince who was heartbroken by the mermaid came to the medicine country and kissed the little prince awake.

Little Prince Gu [opens eyes]

The Undefeated Prince: "Come with me, I'm in love with you."

Little Prince Gu [wink]

The Undefeated Prince: "I won't force you to eat celery."

Little Prince Gu [wow, crying loudly] Mama, kick out the person who mentioned celery!

The Undefeated Prince: "..."

cosplay part3

One day, a princess Qingqing who loves celery very much came to the Sun Moon Kingdom.

For lack of celery, the princess fell into sorrow.

Princess Qingqing [sorrowful] Oh!God!Why is celery listed as a forbidden substance here?

Little Prince Gu who was passing by [crying loudly]: Bad man, come over here and drive this bad woman out!

The Undefeated Prince [Pampering] listens to you.

After a long, long time, Xiao Gu found an essay by the leader.

Xiao Gu [stares]... Dongfang Bubai smiled shyly...

Brother Dongfang【Hooked lips】

Xiao Gu [saliva swallowing] Dongfang Bubai's eyes are hazy with tears...

Brother Dongfang [raising eyebrows]

Xiao Gu [trembles] Dongfang Bubai calls affectionately, husband...

Brother Dongfang【Forcing into small animals, smiling】

Xiao Gu: QAQ Husband’s nest is wrong, tomorrow I will go to the author’s house and stand on the bedside!

#Three emoticons are useful for a lifetime#

#On the oppression between species#

Xiao Gu [grievance] After you get married, you don't care about the nest anymore.

Brother Dongfang [raises eyebrows] Oh?

Xiao Gu [angry] I obediently ate celery yesterday, but you didn't notice it!

Brother Dongfang [Shunmaomo] Because I don’t intend to force you to eat celery anymore!

Xiao Gu [Surprise] Steamed?

Brother Dongfang smiled. After reading the cheating love history of a certain undefeated prince, I would say that it is better for my family to be pampered?