[Qi Ya turns back] Me and the male god
Chapter 11
Time flies, almost a month has passed since Qi Ya came here, and this month is simply a dream life _(:з」∠)_.And my cooking skills have finally improved under Qi Ya's various criticisms. I occasionally make some dim sum by myself. From the unsightly ones at the beginning to the current ones, how much blood and sweat I have put in!
It rained heavily outside today, and the city was besieged by the rain. Standing on the balcony, I couldn't see the scenery downstairs clearly, it was gray.Once the procrastination came up, I didn't want to move. I didn't go to run the store today. My mother knew that she must educate me again. She said that fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, there is a fart.
After watching the scene outside, I closed the curtains and rolled back to the sofa to watch Brother Ya's Plants vs. Zombies.Rows of three tubes of peas and several corn cannons, Brother Ya screamed at the zombies.In the past, I was still screaming when I was abused by zombies, but now it's the other way around.
"Don't play LOL anymore?" I hugged the wooden horse pillow and leaned against him to watch. In fact, as long as I got closer, I could rest my head on his shoulder.But he is so sensitive, he will know if I move a little bit, these small thoughts can't be played too obviously, it's so tangled.
"I played for a long time yesterday, and I want to change it." As he spoke, he shoveled out the sunflower and replaced it with peppers. The wild pepper brother, a zombie who spontaneously ignited the entire road, was burned to ashes.
I got a little closer, and the lotus fragrance from his body penetrated into the bottom of my nose again, lightly teasing my senses.I was wondering, I smell mint after I take a shower, why does my male god smell like lotus all the time?Does he have his own body fragrance like Xiangfei?Help!nosebleed……
"What are you thinking, the expression makes me want to block it a little bit." Qi Ya glanced at me sideways, and then concentrated on torturing the zombies.
"It's nothing, did you run into my friend while playing games yesterday?"
"Slender little chubby? She's here, let's play a few games together."
"How is it?" Qi Ya's technology has also advanced by leaps and bounds, so he shouldn't be scolded as a primary school student.
The male god raised the corners of his mouth and snorted, and said with a little satisfaction: "The cooperation is very good, your friend has good skills, and she asked me if it was me."
"Then what did you say!" Nervous!My technical scum is dying, and I have cheated my teammates professionally for 20 years, so it's no wonder my buddies will ask me.
"I said let her guess, anyway, she doesn't believe you did it. Hahaha~"
"Tch, I'll be great in the future."
"If you have the ability, become powerful now←.←"
"People are tough."
I was still complaining to Qiya, and the doorbell was rang. As soon as I caught up, I started to push Qiya to make him hide. This feeling is more and more like how to break an affair.To my surprise, it wasn't a relative or friend who came to look for me, but a young woman from the opposite house. She smiled apologetically at me with her sleeping daughter in her arms.
Then I found out that something happened to her hometown, and her husband was on a business trip again. Now she is in a hurry to go to the countryside to solve it and it is inconvenient to take the children there, and the parents-in-law can’t come to take care of the children in time, so they want me to take care of them at nine o’clock in the evening More often than not, she will come to pick them up.
Tiantian next door is five years old, with shoulder-length hair, and a round sleeping face that is cute and soft.I hugged the child from the young woman's hand, she smiled gratefully, and then ran downstairs after hastily explaining the precautions.
I hugged the sleepy Tiantian and closed the anti-theft door, and I almost bumped into Qiya behind me as soon as I turned around. "Scared to death, you are always silent."
"It's just a habit, what are you going to do with this brat?"
"Pfft, salad, I'm just kidding. I'm still sleeping. When I wake up, I will see her name is Tiantian at nine o'clock in the evening." I carried the child to my bedroom, because it was not very hot in rainy days, so He didn't turn on the air conditioner, put the little princess on the bed, and covered her with an air conditioner quilt.
"Is it alright for people to know that I'm here?" Qi Ya followed in, crouched beside the bed and looked at Tian Tian who was asleep, then turned his head and asked me.
"Just say you come to my house to repair the computer."
"Sounds so blind."
"Hahahahaha, life is so blind!"
"Fool."
"Why are you talking about me!"
Qi Ya drooped his eyelids, faced me with an expression of looking at a fool, stretched out his paw and pointed at the person on the bed: "I was woken up by you."
I was stunned, and immediately looked over, only to see Tiantian looking at me and Qiya with eyes that were still hazy. I don’t have a child with this child, but I forgot that she has a very good advantage, that is, her mouth is very sweet.I used to laugh and tease, but now I really want to butt heads.
"Auntie, where is my mother?"
Yes, sweet little baby saw the person clearly and called me auntie, and the Chiya cat squatting beside me was happy, and then chanted: "Auntie~"
"You're enough!" I said fiercely to Qiya, I leaned over to Tiantian, and said with a smile: "Hey, Auntie is in QAQ, your mother has something to go out, and she will come back to pick you up at nine o'clock in the evening. Your belly is now Are you hungry or not? Auntie will cook for you what you want to eat."
The sweet bun face held back a few times as if he wanted to cry, his small mouth was raised and his nose was raised, probably because he wanted to see his mother. When he woke up, his mother was gone and he was still at someone else's house. It was really cheating.
"Don't cry, mom will come back, isn't there still this weird auntie?"
Qi Ya sounded like a big brother next door, but I became the strange aunt he called.In other words, seeing such a soft-faced Qi Ya will remind him of his tenderness to Aluka in the comics, tsk tsk, how many faces can a person have?Which side is the real him?
"Brother, your eyes are beautiful, can I touch them?"
Tiantian, whose attention was diverted in an instant, abandoned her mother and turned to look at Qiya's sky blue eyes.She stretched out her little hand as if she wanted to touch, but Qiya gently resisted it with her palm, "You can't touch it, but you can get closer." So Qiya graciously moved closer to let Tiantian take a closer look.
"Well, don't touch Tiantian."
"good."
I wipe! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Why are the benefits so good! ! ! ! ! !I also ask for a close look at your eyes! ! !
"Auntie, I'm hungry." Tian Tian, who immediately established a revolutionary friendship with Qi Ya, turned her head and looked at me with shining eyes.
I turned my head silently: "I see, I'm going to see what's in the refrigerator. Qiya, please take care of her and don't play with exciting and dangerous things." Believe in his level of caring for people, at least Yalujia is under his care. Nothing went wrong.
I struggled in the kitchen for half an hour, cooked noodles for Tiantian, and fried eggs. The little guy worked hard while eating, and it seemed that he was really hungry.I looked at Qi Ya: "Do you want to eat something?"
"I want chocolate cake, auntie."
"I've decided not to talk to you for an hour."
"Hey, really, don't turn your head away. Well, I just don't call you auntie."
Sometimes if you are too nice to him, he will be too frightened, which is not good.Even if I am a male god, I still have a temper.If you call me aunt again, I will really turn my face ==+, do you really care about it? ! ! !I'm so sorry that I couldn't meet you when I was 16!
"My brother made my aunt angry."
Tiantian, who was still engrossed in eating, giggled and watched Qi Ya's jokes now, I reached out and took out a tissue to wipe off the batter that had stuck to the corner of her mouth, but I still didn't make a sound.Qi Ya beside him scratched his hair helplessly, and finally squatted on the other side of Tiantian, and said, "Then you can help brother coax auntie, okay?"
"Then what reward do I have?" Tiantian suddenly became alert at this time.
Qi Ya was obviously stunned for a while, and after thinking for a while, he asked, "Then what do you want?"
"I want to eat cake~>▽<"
"No problem~"
So Tiantian and the male god happily reached an alliance, and I said that my client is here, okay...
While Tiantian was trying her best to make faces, I rubbed her head helplessly, and glanced at Qi Ya, who had raised her cat's eyes, and said solemnly: "It's okay, you can't call me auntie. How can I be so old?" , and you are also sixteen." What should I do if the more you talk, the more sinful you are?In short, in short, I will not accept the title of "auntie" to death!
"Okay, don't bark, don't bark, I didn't expect you to be very sensitive to this issue. Even if you are at the age of your aunt, your intelligence level has not kept up." Smiling, he stretched out his hand and slapped me on the forehead.
"Then you hate me ╮(╯-╰)╭?"
"Why do you say that, don't hate it."
"If you don't hate it, you just like it ╮(╯-╰)╭."
"..." Brother Ya's face turned awkward, and his eyes drifted away.
Hehehehehehe, compared to me, who has read dog blood novels for many years, brother Ya, you are too young!
"Brother, Auntie laughed! I want a reward, cake cake!"
"Yes, I want to eat too. I want chocolate mousse. If it's sweet, I'll buy strawberries. It's raining outside, so remember to bring an umbrella. I'll wait for you when you come back."
"I lost to you two."
Shrugging helplessly, Qi Ya took the umbrella and went out, Tian Tian and I happily high-five ( ̄ー ̄)Ren (^▽^).
Although there is a cake shop nearby, Qi Ya came back within 10 minutes after leaving the house. If she was a junior high school student, she would definitely doubt Qi Ya's speed, but the five-year-old Tiantian didn't realize this bug at all.So she ate very happily, and I ate with peace of mind_(:з」∠)_.
Tiantian was full of energy after waking up from sleep and eating. After a while, I realized that her Mei Chaofeng hairstyle should be adjusted.Two ponytails are fine, but unfortunately I haven't done this since junior high school, and I don't have much research on my own hair, so I'm tangled in the face of sweet hair.
Qi Ya: "Is it that difficult?"
I immediately stuffed the comb into his hand: "Please."
Qiya still didn't believe it, he walked up to Tiantian with a comb, he was stunned as soon as he started, and then he stumbled and started to tie his hair, the process was unbearable to watch, but fortunately he knew how to control the strength so as not to hurt the innocent sweetness.
"Haven't you ever combed Aluga's hair?"
"No, she took care of it by herself every time, tsk, it fell out again." A strand of hair slipped from his hands, he frowned slightly, and stroked it clumsily again.
I looked at Qi Ya who combed his hair as if he was facing an enemy, and I wanted to laugh so much, but he stared at me, so I tried my best to hold back.Although his workmanship is terrible, I still envy Tiantian, really, even if I'm laughing.
A few minutes later, Tiantian's new look came out, and I finally couldn't help laughing and turned on the mat when I saw the ponytails with different heights on the left and right.
"It's so ugly!!! I want my aunt to comb it for me!!! (;′⌒`)"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"You're making a lot of noise, quickly get her to do it again =_=." It blew up.
The author has something to say: The gentle brother Ya has no resistance _(:з」∠)_~~ yummmmm~ Brother Ya, come and give me a kiss~~~~
The next update is on Tuesday~ It will become the next day~ Don’t abandon me~~ I’m working hard~~Are you~
It rained heavily outside today, and the city was besieged by the rain. Standing on the balcony, I couldn't see the scenery downstairs clearly, it was gray.Once the procrastination came up, I didn't want to move. I didn't go to run the store today. My mother knew that she must educate me again. She said that fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, there is a fart.
After watching the scene outside, I closed the curtains and rolled back to the sofa to watch Brother Ya's Plants vs. Zombies.Rows of three tubes of peas and several corn cannons, Brother Ya screamed at the zombies.In the past, I was still screaming when I was abused by zombies, but now it's the other way around.
"Don't play LOL anymore?" I hugged the wooden horse pillow and leaned against him to watch. In fact, as long as I got closer, I could rest my head on his shoulder.But he is so sensitive, he will know if I move a little bit, these small thoughts can't be played too obviously, it's so tangled.
"I played for a long time yesterday, and I want to change it." As he spoke, he shoveled out the sunflower and replaced it with peppers. The wild pepper brother, a zombie who spontaneously ignited the entire road, was burned to ashes.
I got a little closer, and the lotus fragrance from his body penetrated into the bottom of my nose again, lightly teasing my senses.I was wondering, I smell mint after I take a shower, why does my male god smell like lotus all the time?Does he have his own body fragrance like Xiangfei?Help!nosebleed……
"What are you thinking, the expression makes me want to block it a little bit." Qi Ya glanced at me sideways, and then concentrated on torturing the zombies.
"It's nothing, did you run into my friend while playing games yesterday?"
"Slender little chubby? She's here, let's play a few games together."
"How is it?" Qi Ya's technology has also advanced by leaps and bounds, so he shouldn't be scolded as a primary school student.
The male god raised the corners of his mouth and snorted, and said with a little satisfaction: "The cooperation is very good, your friend has good skills, and she asked me if it was me."
"Then what did you say!" Nervous!My technical scum is dying, and I have cheated my teammates professionally for 20 years, so it's no wonder my buddies will ask me.
"I said let her guess, anyway, she doesn't believe you did it. Hahaha~"
"Tch, I'll be great in the future."
"If you have the ability, become powerful now←.←"
"People are tough."
I was still complaining to Qiya, and the doorbell was rang. As soon as I caught up, I started to push Qiya to make him hide. This feeling is more and more like how to break an affair.To my surprise, it wasn't a relative or friend who came to look for me, but a young woman from the opposite house. She smiled apologetically at me with her sleeping daughter in her arms.
Then I found out that something happened to her hometown, and her husband was on a business trip again. Now she is in a hurry to go to the countryside to solve it and it is inconvenient to take the children there, and the parents-in-law can’t come to take care of the children in time, so they want me to take care of them at nine o’clock in the evening More often than not, she will come to pick them up.
Tiantian next door is five years old, with shoulder-length hair, and a round sleeping face that is cute and soft.I hugged the child from the young woman's hand, she smiled gratefully, and then ran downstairs after hastily explaining the precautions.
I hugged the sleepy Tiantian and closed the anti-theft door, and I almost bumped into Qiya behind me as soon as I turned around. "Scared to death, you are always silent."
"It's just a habit, what are you going to do with this brat?"
"Pfft, salad, I'm just kidding. I'm still sleeping. When I wake up, I will see her name is Tiantian at nine o'clock in the evening." I carried the child to my bedroom, because it was not very hot in rainy days, so He didn't turn on the air conditioner, put the little princess on the bed, and covered her with an air conditioner quilt.
"Is it alright for people to know that I'm here?" Qi Ya followed in, crouched beside the bed and looked at Tian Tian who was asleep, then turned his head and asked me.
"Just say you come to my house to repair the computer."
"Sounds so blind."
"Hahahahaha, life is so blind!"
"Fool."
"Why are you talking about me!"
Qi Ya drooped his eyelids, faced me with an expression of looking at a fool, stretched out his paw and pointed at the person on the bed: "I was woken up by you."
I was stunned, and immediately looked over, only to see Tiantian looking at me and Qiya with eyes that were still hazy. I don’t have a child with this child, but I forgot that she has a very good advantage, that is, her mouth is very sweet.I used to laugh and tease, but now I really want to butt heads.
"Auntie, where is my mother?"
Yes, sweet little baby saw the person clearly and called me auntie, and the Chiya cat squatting beside me was happy, and then chanted: "Auntie~"
"You're enough!" I said fiercely to Qiya, I leaned over to Tiantian, and said with a smile: "Hey, Auntie is in QAQ, your mother has something to go out, and she will come back to pick you up at nine o'clock in the evening. Your belly is now Are you hungry or not? Auntie will cook for you what you want to eat."
The sweet bun face held back a few times as if he wanted to cry, his small mouth was raised and his nose was raised, probably because he wanted to see his mother. When he woke up, his mother was gone and he was still at someone else's house. It was really cheating.
"Don't cry, mom will come back, isn't there still this weird auntie?"
Qi Ya sounded like a big brother next door, but I became the strange aunt he called.In other words, seeing such a soft-faced Qi Ya will remind him of his tenderness to Aluka in the comics, tsk tsk, how many faces can a person have?Which side is the real him?
"Brother, your eyes are beautiful, can I touch them?"
Tiantian, whose attention was diverted in an instant, abandoned her mother and turned to look at Qiya's sky blue eyes.She stretched out her little hand as if she wanted to touch, but Qiya gently resisted it with her palm, "You can't touch it, but you can get closer." So Qiya graciously moved closer to let Tiantian take a closer look.
"Well, don't touch Tiantian."
"good."
I wipe! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Why are the benefits so good! ! ! ! ! !I also ask for a close look at your eyes! ! !
"Auntie, I'm hungry." Tian Tian, who immediately established a revolutionary friendship with Qi Ya, turned her head and looked at me with shining eyes.
I turned my head silently: "I see, I'm going to see what's in the refrigerator. Qiya, please take care of her and don't play with exciting and dangerous things." Believe in his level of caring for people, at least Yalujia is under his care. Nothing went wrong.
I struggled in the kitchen for half an hour, cooked noodles for Tiantian, and fried eggs. The little guy worked hard while eating, and it seemed that he was really hungry.I looked at Qi Ya: "Do you want to eat something?"
"I want chocolate cake, auntie."
"I've decided not to talk to you for an hour."
"Hey, really, don't turn your head away. Well, I just don't call you auntie."
Sometimes if you are too nice to him, he will be too frightened, which is not good.Even if I am a male god, I still have a temper.If you call me aunt again, I will really turn my face ==+, do you really care about it? ! ! !I'm so sorry that I couldn't meet you when I was 16!
"My brother made my aunt angry."
Tiantian, who was still engrossed in eating, giggled and watched Qi Ya's jokes now, I reached out and took out a tissue to wipe off the batter that had stuck to the corner of her mouth, but I still didn't make a sound.Qi Ya beside him scratched his hair helplessly, and finally squatted on the other side of Tiantian, and said, "Then you can help brother coax auntie, okay?"
"Then what reward do I have?" Tiantian suddenly became alert at this time.
Qi Ya was obviously stunned for a while, and after thinking for a while, he asked, "Then what do you want?"
"I want to eat cake~>▽<"
"No problem~"
So Tiantian and the male god happily reached an alliance, and I said that my client is here, okay...
While Tiantian was trying her best to make faces, I rubbed her head helplessly, and glanced at Qi Ya, who had raised her cat's eyes, and said solemnly: "It's okay, you can't call me auntie. How can I be so old?" , and you are also sixteen." What should I do if the more you talk, the more sinful you are?In short, in short, I will not accept the title of "auntie" to death!
"Okay, don't bark, don't bark, I didn't expect you to be very sensitive to this issue. Even if you are at the age of your aunt, your intelligence level has not kept up." Smiling, he stretched out his hand and slapped me on the forehead.
"Then you hate me ╮(╯-╰)╭?"
"Why do you say that, don't hate it."
"If you don't hate it, you just like it ╮(╯-╰)╭."
"..." Brother Ya's face turned awkward, and his eyes drifted away.
Hehehehehehe, compared to me, who has read dog blood novels for many years, brother Ya, you are too young!
"Brother, Auntie laughed! I want a reward, cake cake!"
"Yes, I want to eat too. I want chocolate mousse. If it's sweet, I'll buy strawberries. It's raining outside, so remember to bring an umbrella. I'll wait for you when you come back."
"I lost to you two."
Shrugging helplessly, Qi Ya took the umbrella and went out, Tian Tian and I happily high-five ( ̄ー ̄)Ren (^▽^).
Although there is a cake shop nearby, Qi Ya came back within 10 minutes after leaving the house. If she was a junior high school student, she would definitely doubt Qi Ya's speed, but the five-year-old Tiantian didn't realize this bug at all.So she ate very happily, and I ate with peace of mind_(:з」∠)_.
Tiantian was full of energy after waking up from sleep and eating. After a while, I realized that her Mei Chaofeng hairstyle should be adjusted.Two ponytails are fine, but unfortunately I haven't done this since junior high school, and I don't have much research on my own hair, so I'm tangled in the face of sweet hair.
Qi Ya: "Is it that difficult?"
I immediately stuffed the comb into his hand: "Please."
Qiya still didn't believe it, he walked up to Tiantian with a comb, he was stunned as soon as he started, and then he stumbled and started to tie his hair, the process was unbearable to watch, but fortunately he knew how to control the strength so as not to hurt the innocent sweetness.
"Haven't you ever combed Aluga's hair?"
"No, she took care of it by herself every time, tsk, it fell out again." A strand of hair slipped from his hands, he frowned slightly, and stroked it clumsily again.
I looked at Qi Ya who combed his hair as if he was facing an enemy, and I wanted to laugh so much, but he stared at me, so I tried my best to hold back.Although his workmanship is terrible, I still envy Tiantian, really, even if I'm laughing.
A few minutes later, Tiantian's new look came out, and I finally couldn't help laughing and turned on the mat when I saw the ponytails with different heights on the left and right.
"It's so ugly!!! I want my aunt to comb it for me!!! (;′⌒`)"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"You're making a lot of noise, quickly get her to do it again =_=." It blew up.
The author has something to say: The gentle brother Ya has no resistance _(:з」∠)_~~ yummmmm~ Brother Ya, come and give me a kiss~~~~
The next update is on Tuesday~ It will become the next day~ Don’t abandon me~~ I’m working hard~~Are you~
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