[Comprehensive] God, give me a man!

"Yo, you're back."

As soon as Ishida Uryu opened the door of his house, he was taken aback by this greeting.I opened my eyes wide and looked at it for two seconds, then turned around and went out again.

"There must be something wrong with the way I opened it."

Why did I see that guy Su Qiu and that guy Long Xian wearing couple outfits in his own home!

What the hell is going on in this world!

"The world of smart people is really confusing." Su Qiu held a water glass and looked at Ishida Ryuxian who was sitting on the sofa.It is said that Ishida Uryu is the student council president of their school, this reaction is really not understandable by ordinary people.

"Ah, I'm sorry, but it's undeniable that he's pretty smart." Ishida Ryūshū sat on the sofa, read the newspaper and drank coffee, finally feeling refreshed physically and mentally after a whole day's rest.

In the middle of the night yesterday, I picked up Su Qiu who had suddenly returned to the present world on the top floor, and the topic between the two of them somehow extended to the category of parenting.

It was a lively discussion all night, and I felt that I should improve my style a little bit and learn from other people's parents. Maybe it could really improve my relationship with Yulong.

On the way home in the morning, I passed by the supermarket and saw a promotion for parent-child clothes.Both Ishida Ryuxian and Su Qiu felt that this was a good way, so they bought a set to wear with their son.

Ishida Ryūshū bought a blue set rationally, but Su Qiu was more insane, completely ignoring the gender of his son and bought a pink set.

I bought a promotional parent-child outfit from a manufacturer in a store, and Ishida Ryuxian and Su Qiu didn't seem to be very sensitive people, so the two of them haven't discovered the same style so far.

So about what couple clothes Ishida Uryu saw, it was a beautiful misunderstanding.

After 5 minutes, Ishida Uryu still stepped into this room full of psychedelic. "Why are you at my house?"

"Student Ishida, didn't you agree to let me live in your house?" Su Qiu acted as a housewife again in order not to eat free food.

"..." I really regret my momentary kindness back then. "I mean, didn't you go back to Soul Society with Ichigo before? Why are you here now?"

Rukia's arrival and injury were not concealed from Ishida and the others, so it is natural that Kurosaki Ichigo and his party returned to Soul Society afterward.

Su Qiu placed the tableware, and naturally went to Ishida Uryu to take the other's schoolbag. "Hey, don't mention it. I was kicked back by my naughty son."

"..." Which sentence should I start to complain about? "Does Nizi mean son?"

"Yeah, a son who is in a rebellious period like you. Hey, it's really depressing."

Ishida Uryu finally couldn't bear it anymore. "You are underage at all, okay! What son are you talking in your sleep? And when was I in the rebellious period? Don't just add settings to me, okay?"

"My son is older than you, I'm just young." Su Qiu took out the other father-son outfit that Ishida Ryusean bought from the side, handed it to Ishida Uryu and pushed him into the bathroom. "Go wash up and get ready to eat."

Hey, before I became a married woman, I had already started practicing the life of becoming a mother.Hey, hey, my other half, where are you?

'Hey, this sentence is also full of slots, okay?What does it mean to be young and underage at all? Why do you have to quibble and what is going on with that son who is older than me. '

Ishida Uryu wanted to say something, but he still couldn't resist Su Qiu's strange strength and was pushed into the bathroom.

Ishida Ryūshū glanced at his son secretly through the newspaper, and saw him carry his clothes into the bathroom before he changed his posture and relaxed.

Wearing the same clothes as the child and strengthening the relationship between father and son seems to be very effective.

When Ishida Uryu came out wearing the same clothes as Ishida Ryuse, the other two were already at the dining table.

Ishida Uryu endured and endured, but still did not hold back. "The current fighting situation in the soul world should be very fierce." So why on earth are you so leisurely cooking for others at other people's homes?

"Ah, it's quite intense." Su Qiu helped the three of them pack their meals and sit down, and continued after thinking about it. "When I went back, Zhanhundao was making a big fuss in Jingling Court. According to my visual inspection, about two-thirds of Jingling Court was destroyed. Of course, those captains with outstanding combat power also have certain responsibilities. For example, Zaraki Sword eight or something."

"..." I really don't want to complain, but these words really make people want to complain. "Then it's okay for you to be so leisurely? Don't you want to go back and help?"

"Tsk, I don't want to either. No one taught me how to open the boundary gate in front of Mr. Yamamoto. Last time I went back, I went with Rukia and the others, but this time I was kicked back. I was the first I went to find the store manager, but the store manager said that all passages were closed in one direction in Soul Soul Realm, and it will have to wait until tomorrow when he finds a route to smuggle in."

"What happened? Why did Zanhundao riot."

I have to say that Ishida Uryu really has a big brain.Asking a question always hits the spot, making it impossible to escape.

Su Qiu's eyes wandered, looking left and right, but he didn't look at Ishida Uryu on the opposite side. "There are many aspects to this question, and it's a long story..."

"It's okay, I have plenty of time."

"Yulong, when a woman says this, it means she doesn't want to tell you the reason..."

Su Qiu stared at Ishida Longxian with staring eyes, he really deserves to be a perfect and high-quality man, he understands women's hearts too well.

Looking back at the serious Ishida Uryu, tsk, no wonder Ishida Ryuseu is married and you haven't found a girlfriend yet.

Ishida Uryu looked at Su Qiu's contemptuous eyes, and the veins on his forehead almost popped out.Fortunately, Ishida Ryūshū's next words were pleasant to the ear, calming Uryuu's anger.

"...So you should say it at this time, so let's make a long story short."

"..." Uncle Longxian, I misread you.

"Actually, it's nothing to tell you, it's just that my son did a little thing to take care of his man."

"...I really can't bear this sentence!" Ishida Uryu slapped the table and stood up. "What's a small thing? It's a small thing to hurt Rukia and destroy Jinglingting? And didn't you say you were a son? Shouldn't a son find a woman? Why a man!"

"It's not up to me to decide. When I gave birth to him, I didn't expect that he would be a boy, and he would find a man in the future." Su Qiu's eyes were too innocent, and the innocent Ishida Ryuxian could see it at a glance. When he came out, he was teasing his son.

However, looking at the super energetic Ishida Uryu, Longxian continued to eat as if he hadn't seen it.

"Is your irresponsible attitude really okay? And if the battle is already so fierce, why can't your expression be more serious? That's your son, right? There's no way you can stop him?"

"I can't change the fact that I can't go back now. I should be able to stop it but I was kicked out. Let's stop talking about such a heavy topic. It's full of tears. Eat quickly and be careful of indigestion .”

Ishida Uryu's repeated inquiries finally stopped under Long Xian's eyes. Although Su Qiu was very calm, who knew the pain in her heart.

When he was attacked from behind, he heard the system prompt of 'a scum with five negative combat effectiveness'.Although I don't know what it is, I always feel very sad.

After dinner, Su Qiu went to the city park again. Under the moonlight at night, the sparkling water seemed a little quiet.

Su Qiu circled around three times, and was very sure that the stupid kid of Muramasa hadn't found this place yet, so he went back both entangled and comforted.

The child's stupidity is also a problem, and there is something wrong between him and Kuimu Xianghe that Kuimu Xianghe was sealed.

Moreover, according to Muramasa's current body, either Kuchiki Kazukawa is dying or something has gone wrong in his strength, and it feels like his body is about to collapse at any time.

I have only learned a little bit of healing skills, whether I can cure Muramasa is a problem.The most important thing is that Mr. Yamamoto doesn't seem to be an easy-talking person. He was able to seal the dead wood Xianghe back then, so as long as the matter is not resolved, the village and the others will eventually face the fate of sealing.

Although it seems that he should be on the side of the god of death now, it is impossible for Muramasa to ignore the final mission and wish.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, it's so troublesome, no wonder people say that IQ is not enough to fall in love.This is the rhythm that one must have a high IQ to be a villain.

Back then, only Mr. Yamamoto and the old head of the Kuchiki family knew where the Kuchiki Hibiki was sealed. Now that the old head of the Kuchiki family has passed away, only the old man is left to know.

Although no one knows where it was sealed, it shouldn't mean that no one knows why.

Su Qiu took one last look at the sealed place of Rotten Wood Xianghe, and headed towards a certain store.

The store manager seems to be someone who knows a lot of secrets.

Kisuke Urahara looked at the person sitting in his living room speechlessly, when did his house become so easy to get in and out of.

"Didn't it mean that it will be fixed tomorrow at the earliest? Even if you wait here, it won't help."

"I just want to ask about Muramasa and Kuchiki Kawakawa." Talk to someone.

And this store manager is obviously not someone who can make Su Qiu relax and make a wisecrack.

For the kind of black-bellied, deep-minded, well, people with higher IQ than himself, Su Qiu generally doesn't have the heart to deal with them.

But when the situation is compelling, it can only be like this.

"Why do you think I will know?" Kisuke Urahara walked towards Su Qiu's diagonal direction seemingly inadvertently, his eyes covered by the brim of his hat could not see any emotion.

Su Qiu tilted his head and looked at the other person earnestly. He didn't know why at certain moments this person made him feel like the little baby named Li Baoen back then.

Don't they all like to cover their eyes with the brim of their hats when doing bad things?

"You don't need to tell me, anyway, I can tell you directly that I will definitely help Muramasa." Su Qiu put his presents aside, and began to peel the oranges and eat them. "You don't have to try it anymore, I can hit ten like you."

"..." Kisuke Urahara's expression cracked for a moment, is he being underestimated? "Oh? Do you mean to stand on the opposite side of Death?"

"I said, don't you people like to talk around corners?" Although you don't have such a high IQ to frame people, it doesn't mean you are stupid, okay?

The opposite of death, this store manager, how dare you say it.In an instant, the number of opponents increased from one to 1. Does it mean that if I beat you ten, you can beat 1 but not?

"I like to be straightforward." Su Qiu stared at the store manager, and the powerful spiritual pressure emanating from his body made Kisuke Urahara almost kneel on the ground.

And Su Qiu was just going to give the other party a 'meeting gift', and didn't really want to tear his face.

"Master Yamamoto said that I was sent by the royal family." So if you want to be an enemy of the god of death, it depends on whether the god of death dares to be an enemy of yourself.

"And my main task is to take Muramasa away, but it's not like defeating him and taking him away like you think."

Kisuke Urahara relaxed his body calmly, and looked at Su Qiu with a deeper expression.

"I took him away without hurting his former enemy. I just don't want to make him sad, so I want to see if I can solve the problem about the dead wood and the river." Su Qiu started peeling the orange again, with a smile on his face. Looking at Kisuke Urahara. "If you can be direct, I'm definitely on Muramasa's side. It's just that I kindly want to help you solve the problem, so if you don't cooperate, then I don't care."

Anyway, following Muramasa's wishes can solve his problem at that time, anyway, I will leave this time and space eventually, so what will happen here in the end is really not something I care about.

Kisuke Urahara's face was a bit ugly, staring at Su Qiu's expression closely, he found that everything the other party said was the truth.

And it was this recognition that made Urahara Kisuke's expression even uglier.

"Cunzheng, and Kuchimu Xianghe..."

Kisuke Urahara started slowly, and a gentler smile appeared on Su Qiu's face.You see, as long as everyone cooperates well, what problems can't be solved?

"Back then, Kuchiki Kyoukawa was the son-in-law of the noble Kuchiki family in the Soul World. According to his seniority, he should also be the uncle of Kuchiki Byakuya." Urahara Kisuke sorted out the information in his mind, and then began to tell the story slowly.

"Back then, Kuchiki Kyouhe was very talented, and he was valued by Kuchiki Yinling, the head of the Kuchiki family at that time. Murakami is a soul-killing sword with the ability to confuse everyone, because it is too powerful. Hence the disaster."

"Kiaki Kuchiki is really outstanding, so he was promoted very quickly. In addition, he is a member of the Kuchiki family, so he blocked the path of many people invisibly. Back then, Kuchiki Yinling and Captain Yamamoto also saw that Kukiki Kabikawa was in There may still be some lack of ambition, so he was specially promoted to the special team to be directly responsible to the captain."

"If things keep going like this, maybe Kazuki Kuchiki will eventually become an excellent captain who can take on the role as Kuchiki Yinling and the team have hoped for a long time."

"But at that time, there was an unstable factor in the Death God team. Some people spread rumors about the ability of Deadwood Xianghe, and made him feared by everyone. And this was just the beginning. Finally, in a mission of Deadwood Xianghe At that time, he was falsely accused of killing several of his teammates."

"Although the captain and Kuchiki Yinling still believed in Kuchiki Xianghe, there was no direct evidence to prove his innocence at the time, so they took him into custody first. Afterwards, the captain and Kuchiki Yinling wanted to investigate secretly, and finally they were able to Cleanse Rotten Wood Xianghe of his charges."

"However, Kuchiki Xianghe escaped without waiting for the captain and Kuchiki Yinling to succeed. He also directly killed several Reapers who framed him. In the end, Kuchiki Xianghe's murder charge was confirmed."

"Then he changed his mind drastically, as if he was a different person, and launched the disaster that almost wiped out the entire soul world."

"Afterwards, the captain and Kuchiki Yinling jointly sealed him, but Muramasa's whereabouts are unknown. The matter is over, but I didn't expect Muramasa to appear again after so many years."

Su Qiu leaned on the table with one hand resting on his chin. Although he had figured out what happened back then, he still couldn't think of a solution.

Ask yourself, if you put this matter on yourself, will you do the same thing as the dead wood and the river.

The conclusion is... as expected, I, with my worrying IQ, would directly kill those who framed me.

"It's the first time I've felt so deeply the pain of being anxious about IQ." Su Qiu buried his face in his arms and lay down on the table, trying to pretend to be dead. "That kind of crazy, cool, and overwhelming heartthrob route can only be a dream thing."

"Ah?" Kisuke Urahara couldn't keep up with Su Qiu's thinking. The meaning of what he said was how he came to this conclusion.

"Hey, in short, you should hurry up and fix the passage, and I'll hurry back. If possible, I also want to do something for everyone, so as to reduce some killings and benefit the people."

Su Qiu slapped his face a few times to cheer himself up.Urahara Kisuke couldn't feel the sincerity in the other party's words at all, all kinds of "troublesome, really troublesome" atmosphere surrounded the girl.

"Anyway, store manager, come on."

Kisuke Urahara looked like an ethereal effect caused by a signal short circuit. Su Qiu waved his hand like a farewell image, and then the picture distorted and disappeared in front of him.

It seems that one hits himself ten times...

The author has something to say: I always thought that the number one beautiful boy in Grim Reaper was Kuchiki Byakuya, until today I didn’t know that I really had a broken picture.

Kuchiki Byakuya's father is the ultimate handsome boy! !All-round eyes with no dead angle kill in seconds, so handsome