[Comprehensive] God, give me a man!

Facts have proved once again that Su Qiu often thinks too beautifully.

"I have asked my boss and members to be my agents."

"Master Skaru has accepted an obedient guy as his subordinate, and let him and his family act as agents."

These are the two messages Su Qiu received the day after he knew about the proxy battle.

He learned a lot from a pitfall, because of the previous troubles, Su Qiu tied a strap to his phone and hung it around his neck, so he didn't have to worry about not being able to contact others.

And on the mobile phone, there were only three people in total, and two of them sent themselves such messages.

Su Qiu felt that it was too unglamorous to be abandoned by someone on such a sunny morning.

"Well, don't be impulsive, maybe things are not what you think." Because of the cannibal's soft mouth and short hands and the threat of his life, Fran has become particularly wink recently.

The poisonous tongue and so on, against the background of Hibari Kyouya, it looks a little innocent and cute.

"Do you know what I'm thinking?" Su Qiu's grievances no longer need to be seen with eyes, and the chills can be felt.

"Maybe they just thought you would represent the other side." Fran looked out the window and began to think about whether there was something wrong with his original decision.

In fact, following that pineapple monster shouldn't be a problem, after all, I heard that it is my master? Me is only six years old, why should I learn how to comfort a woman at such a young age?

"Maybe they're just like you, thinking too much."

Liudaoku lay on the window sill, watching the interaction between the two people in the room, and felt that the possibility of calling back his apprentice had increased by countless percentage points this time.

Although I was a little disappointed with the apprentice who was 'not yet grown up', I still kept it by my side and taught him a better look.

If this woman continues to teach her like this, will she still be able to use it in the future?

"I don't even know, since when did you like doing this kind of thing?" Hibari Kyouya stood aside with his chest in his arms, looking at the uninvited 'guest'.

"Kufufufufu, there are still many things you don't know, do you want to know more about me?" As soon as I met Hibari Kyouya, I couldn't help but want to do it.

This time, Liu Dao Mu restrained himself and only used a phantom to transform his upper body to appear here, not only to complete his own affairs, but also to show that he has no fighting power at all at the moment.

As for Liudao Mukuro who was not in the state, Hibari Kyouya really had no interest at all.

"What do you know about you?" Su Qiu jumped out of the window, and confronted Liu Dao Mu with a smile on his face.

Liudao Mukuro's face stiffened unconsciously for a moment, and he couldn't even keep his usual smile.

"Want to grab a man from me? Bite and kill you!"

This is no longer stiff, but speechless, okay?

Rokudoku turned his gaze to the man in the corner, Hibari Kyouya, is this the type of woman you like?

"Let's discuss it, do you think it's okay?" To be an excellent warlock, you must not only have superior combat ability but also have super brain power.

Liudaoku instantly strengthened the output and made himself stand in front of Su Qiu in a 'human form'.

"Give me back my apprentice, and I will never pester Hibari Kyouya again. What do you think?"

After hearing this, Fran had already started to pack her luggage. The beautiful sister who seemed to have no problems but the biggest problem was lack of brain power would definitely sell herself without even thinking about it.

"make a deal."

At this moment, Liu Dao Mu and his apprentice reached an astonishing agreement in their hearts, but the one who smiled became more enchanting and the other was more expressionless.

"I said, have you ever asked me for my opinion when discussing this in front of my face?"

Hibari Kyouya approached with a grim expression, and the hidden duckweed crutches were completely ferocious.

"Fran." Su Qiu waved inward, and Fran jumped over perfectly.

"Here, if you dare to pester my man in the future, I will kill you!" Fran was thrown out again before he touched Su Qiu's arms.

"Kufufufu, I'm a man who keeps his word." After getting what he wanted, Rokudoku disappeared in a puff of smoke with his apprentice before Hibari Kyouya came over.

The silver duckweed changed its track and went straight to Su Qiu at the window.Su Qiu blinked, trying to put on an innocent expression, stood there indifferently, and explained with practical actions: If you want to fight, you can fight.

The duckweed crutch stopped at a distance of [-] centimeters from Su Qiu's face, and Hibari Kyouya let out a loud 'hum', put away his weapon and turned to leave.

"Oh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh hehe The point of fighting back, and successfully getting Skylark to fight back has to be considered.

Little Fran was ruthlessly abandoned, Mamon and Skaru didn't come back, even Muramasa went to do some practice these days, Su Qiu didn't even want to go back to the shrine, thinking all day about how to carry out the last step of his plan .

I have already made up my mind that it is this man, so of course the last step must be done within the time limit.

Otherwise, when the time comes, and I haven't finished my affairs, I will definitely have no place to cry.

After finally waiting until it was dark, Su Qiu stayed in the living room, guessing that Hibari Kyouya was about to take a bath, and then began to smile wickedly.

"Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey, take off your clothes, take off your clothes, as long as you take off your clothes and see how you can resist."

In his hand was the latest binding rope sent back by Mamun. It was said to be a strong thing that their captain didn't even cut it three times.

Carefully touched the door of the bathroom, listening to the sound of water inside Su Qiu's mood became better and better.

Sure enough, all the clothes she took off were outside, including two rings and a duckweed crutch.

'Wow ha ha ha ha ha ha to see you without your hands this time. '

Su Qiu patiently waited outside for 10 minutes, making sure that the people inside had been rinsed with water and even lathered. He was thinking about the picture of a beautiful boy in the skylark coming out of the bath, and his nose felt hot.

This was a commemorative moment, feeling that the time was almost up, Su Qiu shook the rope in his hand again and carefully opened the bathroom door a crack.

The moisture in the bathroom is surrounded by blurred vision, and Su Qiu can only vaguely see a figure over there, who seems to be sitting in the bathtub?

tub?There is such a thing in the Japanese-style building of Skylark's house?

I didn't go in carefully until I realized that it was actually a half screen. ...Placing a screen in the bathroom, Skylark, are you sure it's okay?

Su Qiu stepped on the cold stone slab with bare feet, and once again praised someone for his level of appreciation.Can make the bathroom like an open-air hot spring, Skylark really deserves to be a hidden local tyrant.

Carefully bypassing the screen, the scenery that greeted Su Qiu made Su Qiu feel that today is real! !It's really not in vain.

The wet black hair was attached to the face, and the whole person was sitting in the pool water. □The protruding shoulders and fair back made Su Qiu feel like he was on fire. Hibari Kyouya put one hand on the edge of the pool and leaned lazily.

Because his back was facing the direction of the door, he probably didn't see Su Qiu sneaking around.

Su Qiu clenched the things in his hands again, it was worth it for this once in a lifetime!

Holding his breath, Su Qiu approached slowly, and when he was less than ten centimeters away from the other party, he took out a rope and wanted to tie one hand before speaking.

pity……

'crash'

The not-so-glamorous sound of falling into the water made Su Qiu's plan go bankrupt in an instant.

"Cough cough, cough cough." After choking on other people's bath water, Su Qiu's face was already so ugly that it couldn't be more ugly.

"How about taking it easy."

"Are you qualified to say that to perverts who spy on others?" Hibari Kyouya sat there without any change in posture, weighing the things Su Qiu brought in his hands, and the expression on his face was set off by the water vapor. A little scary.

"..." As a pervert, or a pervert caught on the spot, Su Qiu had nothing to say.

"Oh, don't worry about it so much, do you want someone to rub your back for you... Hey, isn't it, you are still wrapped so tightly in the shower?"

Su Qiu just wanted to take the opportunity to look at the naked body of the other party, but after getting closer, he realized that the towel wrapped around the lower body was not as tight as usual.

"There is a pervert at home, how can we not make some preparations?" Yunque pressed Su Qiu's head and pushed him into the water, taking the opportunity to get out of the pool.

Su Qiu lay on the shore, looking regretfully at the figure with only his back and calves exposed.If you are not crazy, you will be old, and you must work hard for your own life.

"Skylark, let's do it." Su Qiu climbed out of the pool in twos and jumped onto the opponent's back.Because the bathroom floor is too wet and slippery, the chance for Lark to hide is narrow.

"Come down." Hibari Kyouya's body stiffened for a moment, no matter how tough he was on weekdays, he was still a pure '15-year-old' child in the final analysis.

Summer clothes are already light and thin, plus they have just been soaked in water, the feeling lying on my back at this moment is completely different from usual.

"No." The whole person clung to the opponent's body with both hands and feet, and couldn't help biting down on the fair-skinned Su Qiu who was close in front of him.

"You..." The pain from the neck caused Hibari Kyouya's expression to change drastically. He was at a loss of one point and ninety nine points of anger, and Su Qiu fell neatly on his back and lay on the floor.

"...You, bastard, bastard!" The spine was about to shatter.

Hibari Kyouya resisted the urge to reach out and touch his neck, and squinted at the curled up person on the ground.

Just in case, I directly took the rope brought by Su Qiu and tied it tightly.

"...Are you a man?" He had already reached this point, but he still had this kind of reaction.

"Minors shouldn't think about such things." Skylark turned the person on the ground over and tied the rope behind his back.

Su Qiu lay on the ground with no image at all, this time it was not the sound of heart breaking, but the sound of wanting to die.

"Pretend to be underage, you can get married in Japan at your age, just let me go."

"It's you." With his hands and feet tied behind his back, Yunque gently mentioned it, and Su Qiu stood up in a puppet posture.

"15 years and eleven months, not yet sixteen."

"..." How should I complain.

"The clothes are all wet, can you let me change clothes?" Su Qiu shook his head like a defeated rooster, he was arrested instead of a sneak attack, and suddenly felt that there was no hope in life.

"En!~You promise?." Yunque held the other end of the rope and gestured to Su Qiu.Just make sure everyone gets along peacefully tonight and let you change your clothes.

Su Qiu turned his eyes around, but he didn't look at Skylark.Isn't it inevitable to seize the opportunity to counterattack?

Seeing Su Qiu's expression, Yunque didn't say anything.He took out the tie from the pile of clothes beside him and tied it on his eyes, and tore the clothes on Su Qiu's body with a 'swipe' under Su Qiu's suspicious gaze.

"..." I would be very happy if you did this with your eyes open.

A large bathrobe directly wrapped the person up, Hibari Kyouya finished all this and threw the person on the floor and went to the next room to change clothes.

Su Qiu lay on his back and looked at the ceiling, tears streaming down his face again.Didn't it mean that as long as you are willing, there is no opponent in this world?Why can't I always beat this guy?

Don't talk about the distant goal of getting married if this continues, even doing something I love to do may be far away in the foreseeable future.

Why is life so hard? Isn't it said that women chase men?Is this layer of yarn made of silk?

Feng stood on the window sill, looked at Su Qiu on the floor, and then at Hibari Kyouya, whose figure was printed on the paper door, a little unsure whether it was a good thing for him to come at this moment.

"Future father-in-law, your son is violent to me, help me." Before Feng could make a decision, Su Qiu saw the person on the window.

If it weren't for the 30+ age display on Feng's head every time he looked at Feng, it would be easier for Su Qiu to think that Feng is the illegitimate child of Skylark.

Of course, emotional rejection and reluctance to admit this possibility is another reason.

"What's the matter?" Hibari Kyouya had just left the changing room when he saw two people looking at each other.With a stretch of his foot, he kicked the quilt on the ground to cover Su Qiu tightly, before turning his head to look at the wind.

"You should already know about the proxy battle of the Rainbow Son." Feng's gaze was finally withdrawn from the squirming lump on the ground, and he looked at Hibari Kyouya seriously.

"I want you to be my agent."

The author has something to say: this chapter plus your comments in the previous chapter, for some reason my tears flowed down

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