[Comprehensive] God, give me a man!
Chapter 38
The bedding in the room was messy, and the man was pressing on the woman, exposing most of her shoulders.The woman's clothes were almost unable to cover her body, her white thighs were wrapped around the man's body, and half of her chest was exposed.
The bright red color on her face was about to drip, and the water vapor in her eyes seemed to be dripping immediately.
"Fuck you, get the hell out of here." Su Qiu slammed his knee hard, pushed the person half an inch away, and then turned over and lay on the ground, as if he would rather die than obey.
"Bring it." The hands of the two didn't separate at all, even if they were pushed by their knees, they couldn't get far away.
Passively lying on the opponent's back, Hibari Kyouya lowered his head and continued to snatch.
This evocative scene is what Tetsuya Kusakabe, Eun Ribo, and Tsunayoshi Sawada saw when they opened the door.
"Oh, huh." Cao Bi turned into petrification, and Sawada Tsunayoshi ran out covering his face.
Li Baoen, the only one who was still normal, looked at the two people on the ground with big round eyes. "Yo."
The moment Su Qiu heard the sound, he pulled someone's arm over to block the view of his chest.Staring at the direction of the door with a pair of red eyes, which god of rescue came to save him?
Speaking of the current chaos between Su Qiu and Hibari Kyoya, it is really a scene of tragedy and comedy.
Moments earlier, the two had done a few harmless moves before Hibari's vicious mouth launched its final attack.
Su Qiu felt that he was heartbroken and smashed someone's house, so he was going home to heal his injuries, but who knew that the soles of his feet were slapped, and he found a ring that looked like a hedgehog.
Su Qiu originally thought it looked familiar, like a little thing that had misidentified its mother and picked it up to take a closer look, but who knew that a vicious man would just ask for it.
Under normal circumstances, Su Qiu would still return the things he picked up at other people's homes to the original owner, but at this moment, under the situation where the other party completely broke his heart, Su Qiu's rebellious psychology got [-]% million growth.
"Why give it to you? What you say is yours is yours. If you have the ability, if you call it, I will give it to you."
It was just such a sentence, and then the deadly battle scene opened again.
When the fiery faces of the two were fighting, they lost all grace and almost performed dirty tricks such as grabbing hair and biting with their mouths, when the rescuers finally knocked on the door of this house.
"Damn it, you have guests at your house, you should get up soon." Seeing Bai Gongzi in front of him, Su Qiu gritted his teeth secretly.
"Just give it to me, otherwise we won't talk about it." Hibari Kyouya was naturally more patient, and chose to continue fighting unswervingly.
"I told you that if you call it, it will give it to you, and how old are you, naive or not."
"Fifteen, it was originally mine."
"You faceless, I heard that you have repeated grades many times, but you are ashamed to say that you are fifteen!"
"I go to school early."
"I've seen thick-skinned people, but I've never seen such thick-skinned ones."
"Each each other."
"...You can't afford to open it, I can't afford to bite you."
Li Baoen stood calmly at the door and was ignored by others. At the same time, he also discovered for the first time that Yunshou of A Gang's family had such a cute side.
"The family sent a message, inviting all the guardians to go." Seeing that he was about to be ignored again, Li Baoen naturally couldn't sit still.
Although it is very immoral to disturb other people's intimacy, family matters still need to be explained clearly.
"There is an accident in your family, Skylark, why don't you hurry up! As a man, you have to be a responsible person, don't delay your steps to dominate the universe because of these trivial things." Damn!The hand was about to be parted, and Su Qiu could hardly hold back his mouth.
"First, I don't have a family."
"Second, didn't you just say that I'm not a man?"
"Third, I never thought of dominating the universe."
"..." Tears are about to flow, okay! "The kid at the door, why don't you drag this person away quickly."
"First, I'm not a child." Li Baoen smiled
"Second, I'm still too young to handle such a big person." Li Baoen continued to laugh
"..." I felt the malice from the universe. "Then what are you doing here, won't you be late for any banquet?"
Su Qiu felt that he was going crazy.
"First, I'm just here to inform you." Li Baoen continued to laugh.
"Secondly, the banquet is tomorrow and you still have time." Li Baoen laughed again.
"..." You are all scumbags, and I despise you on behalf of all women. "Then can you please turn around and go out and close the door? The next thing is a bit inappropriate for children. I don't want to destroy the purity of children's hearts."
Fortunately, this time, Bao En didn't say a few words again. He turned around obediently and went out, and closed the door to give the people inside a peace.
"If the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat! Muramasa!" The totem wrapped around Su Qiu's left arm was activated, and a burst of white light flashed with solemn murderous aura, causing Skylark to quickly move away from the rioting place.
"Can we still have a good time playing!" The girl holding a long knife stood disheveled in the middle of the room, her hair was disheveled and full of sluggish beauty.
"Oh, it looks like it's finally going to do its best?" Skylark put the ring he snatched back and the previous one on his finger together, and the purple flame that ignited with a bang made Skylark look even more dangerous.
Kidou wisely flapped his wings and hid in the big tree outside the house to continue watching the battle. The summoned Xiao Juan looked at Kidou's direction and made sad waves.
People also want to watch soy sauce, people don't want to join the war, chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp.
"Stupid, I'm going back." Li Baoen jumped on Sawada Tsunayoshi's head as soon as he left the door, seeing the incumbent tenth generation who was still blushing and heartbeating and even hadn't wiped off the nosebleed, became more and more angry.
How can a man who has met all kinds of storms be defeated by such a trivial matter?
"Ri, Li, Li Baoen, are you ready?" Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was flushed all over his face, did not dare to look in the direction of the door, for fear of accidentally seeing some hot scene.
"Are you going back now? Don't you want to call Xia Kusakabe-senpai?"
The word kindness has been written in the bones of Sawada Tsunayoshi, even if he is so embarrassed now, he will never forget the poor petrified Kusakabe-senpai.
"No need, he just lives here." The tough Li Baoen didn't even give Kusakabe a look, and pulled Sawada Tsunayoshi's hair. "move."
If you don't go, it may be too late.
"Ah? Is this really possible?" Although a little doubtful, the body that had been conditioned by Li Baoen's education still walked a few steps quickly and left the house.
'Boom' is exactly the sound of explosions.
Sawada Tsunayoshi stared back with his eyes wide open and his mouth wide open. What happened? He heard the explosion just now, right?
"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp."
"...Is that the little scroll of Senior Skylark? Li Baoen." Yun Hedgehog, who has seen it several times, burst through the roof and appeared in front of several people like a fully inflated ball.
Then with a swish, Tsunayoshi Sawada did not die under the shadow of the extended sword under Li Baoen's flying kick.
'Boom...'
"House, room, the house has collapsed..." Sitting on the ground, Tsunayoshi Sawada wanted to rub his eyes vigorously.
A flash of white light flashed, and the house, which already had no roof, was divided into two!Divided into two! ! !
"Senior Skylark!"
"Stupid." Li Baoen threw another flying kick, successfully stopping Sawada Tsunayoshi who wanted to rush in to check the situation.
"That's just a quarrel between young couples, why are you joining in the fun!"
The houses were destroyed and the dust settled.
A man and a woman stood in the midst of the dilapidated and crumbling ruins everywhere, and they seemed so well-matched.
"I think I should go and see my eyes." Why on earth did he think of the word "fit".
"It's not to look at the eyes, but to strengthen the cultivation of Chinese!" On the road of focusing on complaining, Li Baoen has gone further and further.
"Is this level really a quarrel between lovers, Li Baoen?" With the murderous Hibari-senpai and the unknown girl, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that his outlook on life had been refreshed.
"Then what do you say this is?"
"..." Isn't it really seeking revenge?
"I think I still like gentle and pleasant girls like Ms. Kyoko." Facing the unsolvable scene, Tsunayoshi Sawada sighed in his soul.
"Ah, that's right, Skylark." Li Baoen's big eyes became darker and brighter.
"Huh?" Skylark had fulfilled his duty as a master, and he didn't forget to take care of the baby in his busy schedule.
"Tomorrow's banquet can bring female companions."
"...Why I..." I don't know if there is another one. "ah pain"
What Tsunayoshi Sawada hadn't finished saying was once again violently suppressed by Li Baoen.
"understood."
"Hey, don't you all need to say hello to me when you discuss things about me in front of me like this? Did I say I'm going?" Su Qiu was completely messed up, and she had already thrown her elegance into Shiwan Dashan Deep down.
"Did I say I would take you there?"
...a knowing blow.
"Die, you heartless man." Wielding the long knife again, Su Qiu's anger has reached an unprecedented height.
'Ding ding dong dong, crackling swoosh swoosh' There was a burst of fighting, and after the gold and iron horses, it was time for a halfway break.
Sawada Tsunayoshi was so shocked by the way of fighting in front of him that he couldn't say a word, and the petrified Kusakabe in the corner was also awakened and turned silently to find the construction team.
"It is said..." Li Baoen spoke again, and once again successfully attracted the attention of the two in the duel.
"There will be a lot of handsome men at the party."
'Suck' Tsunayoshi Sawada, who is the background wall of Wannian, swears by his own name, and just now he really heard the sound of sucking saliva.
"Oh, I'm very happy to go to such a banquet." With the '唰' sword sheathed, Su Qiu quickly adjusted his appearance, smiling coquettishly.
"A woman with a heart." Skylark also put away her flames and weapons, and struck again knowingly.
The author has something to say: If these two become successful, they will definitely be the strongest couple [thumb
The bright red color on her face was about to drip, and the water vapor in her eyes seemed to be dripping immediately.
"Fuck you, get the hell out of here." Su Qiu slammed his knee hard, pushed the person half an inch away, and then turned over and lay on the ground, as if he would rather die than obey.
"Bring it." The hands of the two didn't separate at all, even if they were pushed by their knees, they couldn't get far away.
Passively lying on the opponent's back, Hibari Kyouya lowered his head and continued to snatch.
This evocative scene is what Tetsuya Kusakabe, Eun Ribo, and Tsunayoshi Sawada saw when they opened the door.
"Oh, huh." Cao Bi turned into petrification, and Sawada Tsunayoshi ran out covering his face.
Li Baoen, the only one who was still normal, looked at the two people on the ground with big round eyes. "Yo."
The moment Su Qiu heard the sound, he pulled someone's arm over to block the view of his chest.Staring at the direction of the door with a pair of red eyes, which god of rescue came to save him?
Speaking of the current chaos between Su Qiu and Hibari Kyoya, it is really a scene of tragedy and comedy.
Moments earlier, the two had done a few harmless moves before Hibari's vicious mouth launched its final attack.
Su Qiu felt that he was heartbroken and smashed someone's house, so he was going home to heal his injuries, but who knew that the soles of his feet were slapped, and he found a ring that looked like a hedgehog.
Su Qiu originally thought it looked familiar, like a little thing that had misidentified its mother and picked it up to take a closer look, but who knew that a vicious man would just ask for it.
Under normal circumstances, Su Qiu would still return the things he picked up at other people's homes to the original owner, but at this moment, under the situation where the other party completely broke his heart, Su Qiu's rebellious psychology got [-]% million growth.
"Why give it to you? What you say is yours is yours. If you have the ability, if you call it, I will give it to you."
It was just such a sentence, and then the deadly battle scene opened again.
When the fiery faces of the two were fighting, they lost all grace and almost performed dirty tricks such as grabbing hair and biting with their mouths, when the rescuers finally knocked on the door of this house.
"Damn it, you have guests at your house, you should get up soon." Seeing Bai Gongzi in front of him, Su Qiu gritted his teeth secretly.
"Just give it to me, otherwise we won't talk about it." Hibari Kyouya was naturally more patient, and chose to continue fighting unswervingly.
"I told you that if you call it, it will give it to you, and how old are you, naive or not."
"Fifteen, it was originally mine."
"You faceless, I heard that you have repeated grades many times, but you are ashamed to say that you are fifteen!"
"I go to school early."
"I've seen thick-skinned people, but I've never seen such thick-skinned ones."
"Each each other."
"...You can't afford to open it, I can't afford to bite you."
Li Baoen stood calmly at the door and was ignored by others. At the same time, he also discovered for the first time that Yunshou of A Gang's family had such a cute side.
"The family sent a message, inviting all the guardians to go." Seeing that he was about to be ignored again, Li Baoen naturally couldn't sit still.
Although it is very immoral to disturb other people's intimacy, family matters still need to be explained clearly.
"There is an accident in your family, Skylark, why don't you hurry up! As a man, you have to be a responsible person, don't delay your steps to dominate the universe because of these trivial things." Damn!The hand was about to be parted, and Su Qiu could hardly hold back his mouth.
"First, I don't have a family."
"Second, didn't you just say that I'm not a man?"
"Third, I never thought of dominating the universe."
"..." Tears are about to flow, okay! "The kid at the door, why don't you drag this person away quickly."
"First, I'm not a child." Li Baoen smiled
"Second, I'm still too young to handle such a big person." Li Baoen continued to laugh
"..." I felt the malice from the universe. "Then what are you doing here, won't you be late for any banquet?"
Su Qiu felt that he was going crazy.
"First, I'm just here to inform you." Li Baoen continued to laugh.
"Secondly, the banquet is tomorrow and you still have time." Li Baoen laughed again.
"..." You are all scumbags, and I despise you on behalf of all women. "Then can you please turn around and go out and close the door? The next thing is a bit inappropriate for children. I don't want to destroy the purity of children's hearts."
Fortunately, this time, Bao En didn't say a few words again. He turned around obediently and went out, and closed the door to give the people inside a peace.
"If the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat! Muramasa!" The totem wrapped around Su Qiu's left arm was activated, and a burst of white light flashed with solemn murderous aura, causing Skylark to quickly move away from the rioting place.
"Can we still have a good time playing!" The girl holding a long knife stood disheveled in the middle of the room, her hair was disheveled and full of sluggish beauty.
"Oh, it looks like it's finally going to do its best?" Skylark put the ring he snatched back and the previous one on his finger together, and the purple flame that ignited with a bang made Skylark look even more dangerous.
Kidou wisely flapped his wings and hid in the big tree outside the house to continue watching the battle. The summoned Xiao Juan looked at Kidou's direction and made sad waves.
People also want to watch soy sauce, people don't want to join the war, chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp.
"Stupid, I'm going back." Li Baoen jumped on Sawada Tsunayoshi's head as soon as he left the door, seeing the incumbent tenth generation who was still blushing and heartbeating and even hadn't wiped off the nosebleed, became more and more angry.
How can a man who has met all kinds of storms be defeated by such a trivial matter?
"Ri, Li, Li Baoen, are you ready?" Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was flushed all over his face, did not dare to look in the direction of the door, for fear of accidentally seeing some hot scene.
"Are you going back now? Don't you want to call Xia Kusakabe-senpai?"
The word kindness has been written in the bones of Sawada Tsunayoshi, even if he is so embarrassed now, he will never forget the poor petrified Kusakabe-senpai.
"No need, he just lives here." The tough Li Baoen didn't even give Kusakabe a look, and pulled Sawada Tsunayoshi's hair. "move."
If you don't go, it may be too late.
"Ah? Is this really possible?" Although a little doubtful, the body that had been conditioned by Li Baoen's education still walked a few steps quickly and left the house.
'Boom' is exactly the sound of explosions.
Sawada Tsunayoshi stared back with his eyes wide open and his mouth wide open. What happened? He heard the explosion just now, right?
"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp."
"...Is that the little scroll of Senior Skylark? Li Baoen." Yun Hedgehog, who has seen it several times, burst through the roof and appeared in front of several people like a fully inflated ball.
Then with a swish, Tsunayoshi Sawada did not die under the shadow of the extended sword under Li Baoen's flying kick.
'Boom...'
"House, room, the house has collapsed..." Sitting on the ground, Tsunayoshi Sawada wanted to rub his eyes vigorously.
A flash of white light flashed, and the house, which already had no roof, was divided into two!Divided into two! ! !
"Senior Skylark!"
"Stupid." Li Baoen threw another flying kick, successfully stopping Sawada Tsunayoshi who wanted to rush in to check the situation.
"That's just a quarrel between young couples, why are you joining in the fun!"
The houses were destroyed and the dust settled.
A man and a woman stood in the midst of the dilapidated and crumbling ruins everywhere, and they seemed so well-matched.
"I think I should go and see my eyes." Why on earth did he think of the word "fit".
"It's not to look at the eyes, but to strengthen the cultivation of Chinese!" On the road of focusing on complaining, Li Baoen has gone further and further.
"Is this level really a quarrel between lovers, Li Baoen?" With the murderous Hibari-senpai and the unknown girl, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt that his outlook on life had been refreshed.
"Then what do you say this is?"
"..." Isn't it really seeking revenge?
"I think I still like gentle and pleasant girls like Ms. Kyoko." Facing the unsolvable scene, Tsunayoshi Sawada sighed in his soul.
"Ah, that's right, Skylark." Li Baoen's big eyes became darker and brighter.
"Huh?" Skylark had fulfilled his duty as a master, and he didn't forget to take care of the baby in his busy schedule.
"Tomorrow's banquet can bring female companions."
"...Why I..." I don't know if there is another one. "ah pain"
What Tsunayoshi Sawada hadn't finished saying was once again violently suppressed by Li Baoen.
"understood."
"Hey, don't you all need to say hello to me when you discuss things about me in front of me like this? Did I say I'm going?" Su Qiu was completely messed up, and she had already thrown her elegance into Shiwan Dashan Deep down.
"Did I say I would take you there?"
...a knowing blow.
"Die, you heartless man." Wielding the long knife again, Su Qiu's anger has reached an unprecedented height.
'Ding ding dong dong, crackling swoosh swoosh' There was a burst of fighting, and after the gold and iron horses, it was time for a halfway break.
Sawada Tsunayoshi was so shocked by the way of fighting in front of him that he couldn't say a word, and the petrified Kusakabe in the corner was also awakened and turned silently to find the construction team.
"It is said..." Li Baoen spoke again, and once again successfully attracted the attention of the two in the duel.
"There will be a lot of handsome men at the party."
'Suck' Tsunayoshi Sawada, who is the background wall of Wannian, swears by his own name, and just now he really heard the sound of sucking saliva.
"Oh, I'm very happy to go to such a banquet." With the '唰' sword sheathed, Su Qiu quickly adjusted his appearance, smiling coquettishly.
"A woman with a heart." Skylark also put away her flames and weapons, and struck again knowingly.
The author has something to say: If these two become successful, they will definitely be the strongest couple [thumb
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