Longyou Villa

Chapter 32: "Destroying" the Tireless Senior Sister

Ximen Chuuxue, who was ridiculed by the crowd, was very upset, and if he was unhappy, it would make others even more unhappy.

As for the object of anger... Of course it can't be Xiao Longnu, and he can't be cheap to anger a little girl like Shangguan Xueer, so the one who was angered by Ximen Chuixue is naturally Lu Xiaofeng, a professional householder who has been lying on the gun for thousands of years.

Ximen Chuuxue looked at Lu Xiaofeng who was holding back his laughter and his face was flushed like rouge, and said coldly: "When you asked me to help you, you only said that I would help you deal with Yan Tieshan and Dugu Yihe!"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded.

Ximen Chuixue said: "But you didn't say that I would go to the first floor of Qingyi with you!"

Lu Xiaofeng felt that something was wrong.

Ximen Chuuxue continued: "So..." He drew his sword out of its sheath, a flash of sword light flashed, and the eyebrows on Lu Xiaofeng's eyes, who stood still and did not dare to move, had been shaved off.

Ximen Chuuxue looked at the two eyebrows that floated down with satisfaction: "This is considered compensation!"

Xiao Longnv looked at Lu Xiaofeng who lost all four eyebrows, and said, "Naked Lu Xiaofeng!"

Ximen Chuuxue looked at Lu Xiaofeng with an even uglier expression, although he took a big step forward, blocking Xiao Longnv's view of Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng, who has been professionally laying guns for 1 years, covered his brows, and looked at Ximen Chuuxue with a bitter face, shit, he made a bad friend by mistake!

Li Mochou on the side couldn't help laughing, from 'Xue'er' to 'naked chick', but maybe God couldn't understand her like this, so she couldn't laugh anymore.

Li Mochou looked at the man who walked in from the outside, and said with her tongue tied, "You...why did you follow here again?"

This person is Gong Jiu who left earlier.

Gong Jiu smiled slightly, looked at Li Mochou tenderly and affectionately, and said, "I'm worried about you!"

Li Mochou only felt that being looked at by the moody pervert was so stressful, she rubbed the goosebumps on her body, and said dryly: "I'm fine, who wants you to worry!"

There was a light in Gong Jiu's eyes that no one could understand, and he smiled inscrutablely: "Really?"

Li Mochou uncontrollably wanted to reach out to touch the whip on her waist again.

Peat is a dead pervert!Li Mochou silently covered her face, she was turned into a trembling s by the perverted j□j... Don't be too sharp on the conditioned reflex!

Gong Jiu also noticed that Li Mochou was about to touch the whip, so his smile became extraordinarily meaningful, and his tone was also extraordinarily meaningful: "Mochou, as long as you think, I will do anything for you... ..."

Li Mochou felt that she was going to have a nervous breakdown from being perverted.

Do not erupt in silence, die in silence!

Then Li Mochou exploded, she pulled out the white python whip on her waist, and then rushed to Gong Jiuyi to whip the whip to the ground: "You are enough! You owe it again, don't you!"

Her actions were highly anticipated, the word "you" was really intriguing, and Xiao Longnv's gaze towards Gong Jiu also became unusual.

But the others didn't think too much about it. After all, the creature that shakes m is beyond the imagination of people of the antique level like them, and they don't have a senior sister who "destroys" people tirelessly to teach them every day. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The smile on the corner of Gong Jiu's mouth became helpless, and she looked at Li Mochou dotingly, as if she was forgiving her willful and coquettish sweetheart: "Mochou, don't be angry with me, I am also worried about you!"

Seeing this affectionate look, Li Mochou gritted his teeth, and was so angry that his teeth itched but there was nothing he could do: "Gong Jiu!"

Gong Jiu didn't seem to hear Li Mochou's teeth-gritting voice, and looked at her tenderly: "I'm here!"

Li Mochou is really going crazy, what's going on with this bloody romance script?

Gong Jiu looked at Li Mochou's indignant and helpless look, and a smile flashed across his eyes.

Xiao Longnv was a little unbelievable when she saw that her senior sister, who had always thought wildly and acted arrogantly, was slumped in front of Gong Jiu. Is the senior sister swollen?

Ximen Chuuxue looked at Li Mochou's rare embarrassment with a blank face, it really is one thing!He is not gloating!snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Li Mochou was still afraid of Gong Jiu's identity as the moody behind-the-scenes big boss, but Gong Jiu kept teasing her again and again, and she finally couldn't help but get angry.

She has a temper too!

Li Mochou lashed Gong Jiu with a whip without hesitation: "Damn pervert! You owe it, right? I'll whip you to death!"

Gong Jiu didn't dodge or dodge, he took the whip for life.

The weather is not cold at this time, and his martial arts are also very high, so naturally he doesn't wear many clothes.

When the whip was pulled down, a bloodstain appeared on the snow-white clothes on the chest, and the bloodstains were still gradually spreading. Against the snow-white clothes, it was shocking, showing how ruthless Li Mochou's attack was.

Gong Jiu, who was whipped mercilessly by Li Mochou, didn't seem to feel any pain, just like the whip didn't hit him, and the smile on his face didn't change at all.

What a man!So affectionate and regretless!

Others present gave 1 likes to Gong Jiu's performance.

Only Li Mochou, who deeply understands the strange nature of this man, knows that there is uncontrollable excitement in those smiling eyes, and he has already started to get excited...

Li Mochou, who was worried that Gong Jiu would show off her striptease in front of everyone and begged for a spanking, rushed over and dragged the man away!

Everyone was stunned.

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but said: "Isn't it? Li Mochou eloped with that Gong Jiu?"

When Xiao Longnv heard Lu Xiaofeng's words, she glared at him angrily: "Senior sister can't! Senior sister hates caterpillars so much, how could she elope?"

Lu Xiaofeng actually wanted to ask, what does elopement have to do with her hating caterpillars?

But seeing Xiao Longnv's unfriendly gaze, Lu Xiaofeng swallowed back the words that came to his lips.

The relationship between elopement and the caterpillar comes from the fact that Xiaolongnv just heard Li Mochou scold Gong Jiu as "perverted"!

When they were in the ancient tomb, Li Mochou and Xiaolongnv often practiced martial arts in a sea of ​​flowers (that is, the sea of ​​flowers that Xiaolongnv and Yang Guo practiced without clothes in the original book of Shendiao and was seen by Zhao Zhijing and Yin Zhiping). There are butterflies.

Li Mochou, a top science student, naturally wanted to show off her talents in front of her loli goddess.

Xiao Longnu still remembers the first sentence of "How a Butterfly Becomes" popularized by Li Mochou: "A butterfly goes through a complete metamorphosis throughout its life, that is, it goes through four stages: fertilized egg, larva, pupa, and adult."

So the little dragon girl remembered that the butterfly is abnormal.

Li Mochou once pointed to a caterpillar and told Xiaolongnv: "After the larvae of a butterfly hatch, they mainly eat and eat a lot of plant leaves. The larvae have various shapes, namely meat worms and caterpillars."

So the little dragon girl remembered that butterflies are made from caterpillars.

Li Mochou once told her the story of "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai": "After Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai eloped, Ma Wen felt that Zhu Yingtai had robbed him of Liang Shanbo, and felt that Liang Shanbo would rather be with a woman." They eloped and didn't stay with him, so Ma Wencai became hateful because of love, and sent people to chase and kill them... In the end, the two of them couldn't compete with the powerful Ma Wencai, and they were forced to a desperate situation. A pair of butterflies..."

So Xiaolongnv remembered that if she elopes, she will become a butterfly.

Just now Li Mochou scolded Gong Jiu as a pervert, Lu Xiaofeng said that Li Mochou and Gong Jiu eloped, so in Xiao Longnv's mind, pervert + elope = butterfly, and butterflies are made from caterpillars, so Xiao Longnv thought it was very Li Mochou, who hates caterpillars, is absolutely unwilling to turn into a butterfly, and naturally she will not elope with a pervert, so she concludes that Lu Xiaofeng is slandering her senior sister!

Xiaolongnu has a good memory and is very obedient.

Senior sister said, no matter who is at fault, if one of you is being bullied, you should beat up the person who bullied you first!

The senior sister also said that if you are personally attacked, you should claim a huge amount of mental damage!

So Xiao Longnv decided to beat Lu Xiaofeng up first and then ask him for mental damage fee!

"Hey, hey!" Lu Xiaofeng was taken aback by Xiao Longnv's sudden move, "Xiao Longnv, I was just making a joke, don't you really need to play like this?"

Lu Xiaofeng didn't dare to fight with Xiao Longnv, so she could only be chased up and down by Xiao Longnv who is very good at lightness kung fu: "Ximen, please take care of her!"

Regarding Lu Xiaofeng's words, Ximen Chuuxue said that he was very happy!

So he moved.

His actions clearly explained to Lu Xiaofeng what it means to "emphasize sex and despise friends", what it means to "have the opposite sex without humanity", and what it means to "cut a brother twice for the sake of a girlfriend"...

However, he did not stop Xiao Longnu from chasing and killing Lu Xiaofeng, but hindered him a little when Lu Xiaofeng was about to dodge Xiao Longnu's attack.

So under the intervention of Ximen Chuuxue, Lu Xiaofeng, who had been able to hide with ease, suddenly became embarrassed.

Although Xiao Longnu didn't use the two swords combined, her other martial arts were not fancy.

For example, the beauty boxing method created by Lin Chaoying, the founder of the ancient tomb school, is a very powerful boxing method. Every move of the boxing method imitates an ancient beauty, and incorporates the unpredictable charm and posture of beautiful women for thousands of years. The name of the move Very poetic, such as Diaochan worshiping the moon, Xishi holding her heart, Zhaojun going out of the fortress, Wenji returning to Han, Hongmagu presenting her birthday, Mulan bowing her bow, Banji writing poems, Chang'e stealing medicine, slim waist, Lihua dressing, Pingji needle god , Drunken Concubine, Luoshen Weibu, Cao Ling cuts nose... Each move comes from a historical allusion. When it is performed, it may grow a lotus step by step, or cling to it like a willow, defeating the enemy in a graceful and charming way, light and elegant.

A fairy-like stunning woman like Xiao Longnv is even more beautiful, Lu Xiaofeng has to keep his mind tight during the dodging process, for fear that a dazed mind will be dealt with.

Lu Xiaofeng persisted for a long time, but in the end he was tied up with white silk by Xiaolongnv when Ximen Chuuxue was making trouble with his hands and feet bound.

Lu Xiaofeng lay calmly on the ground, even if he was tied like that, it didn't hurt his chic and coquettish demeanor at all: "Oh, little dragon girl, why do you suddenly seem to have a deep hatred for me?"

Xiao Longnu said seriously: "I don't have a deep hatred with you! Senior sister said that if you have a deep hatred with a man, you can send him to the palace as a servant!" Although she didn't know why she sent a male enemy to the palace, she heard the senior sister It's always true, even Grandma Sun said that Senior Sister is more knowledgeable!

Lu Xiaofeng was choked, should he be glad that he didn't offend these two girls?

Lu Xiaofeng sighed helplessly: "Tell me! What are you doing to tie me up?" Anyway, with Ximen Chuuxue, the iceberg whose nature of wife and slave is just beginning to show, he has no way of resisting.

Xiao Longnv said flatly: "I'll beat you up first, and then I'll ask you for mental damage!"

The author has something to say: Xiaolongnv's brain circuit is indeed beyond the comprehension of ordinary people...but slowly, Ximen Chuuxue will be able to comprehend the skill of "heart-to-heart"!

As for Lu Xiaofeng who "has no colorful wings and two flying phoenixes, but has a tacit understanding"?Who told him not to be the hero of this article!Destined not to have a tacit understanding with Longmei paper, destined to be a professional householder who has been laying guns for thousands of years! ╮(╯▽╰)╭