Senior, please forgive me!don't pull my skirt

Does this fucking believe it a little bit?I was shocked, why are there such easy-to-deceive people?

Thank you to the owner of the club for buying me the soft fake breasts. After I go back, I will offer them up and thank them for saving my dog's life.

"Didn't touch it?"

I raised my hand to wipe the tears off my face, trying to fake the feeling that a girl was being bullied.

"Touch, touch..." Mu Junchen's volcano finally turned off. At this moment, even the roots of his ears were red, his eyes blinked uncomfortably, and he was dubious, "You, you

If it's a girl, why does she have such short hair? Isn't this fucking too short?Also, and your clothes"

Me: "I had long hair before. I just cut it and sold it for money. The clothes were given by the uncle next door. If I don't have money to buy clothes, I will accept whatever others give me."

Can only wear what, I don't have girls clothes. "

Mu Junchen frowned suspiciously: "Can hair be sold for money?"

"You don't know? Every time there is a market in the old street in the county, many aunts collect girls' long hair. If they keep it for a few years, it can be sold for hundreds of dollars."

In fact, most boys may not know this kind of thing, but when I was a child, my grandmother was sick and hospitalized for a while. Girls' long hair can be sold for money.

Mu Junchen: "Is your family that poor?"

"If you're not poor, can I always let you touch your hands? If you're not poor, I won't go to work in that kind of place!"

As soon as I felt that his tone was weakening, I couldn't help but harden my tone. After all, the more emboldened a lie is, the more truthful it is.

It's a fact that I'm poor, but saying it like this during a quarrel seems to be a bargaining chip to win the quarrel, which makes me sad.

"My grandma is sick and has no money to be hospitalized, so I went to work in the clubhouse, and I will use those methods to earn your money"

I turned away, leaned against the wall, and burst into half-truths, half-fake tears that soaked my sleeves.

"I, I'm fine, don't cry, don't cry, okay?" He grabbed my shoulder.

I deliberately acted like a girl in a mood, I shook my shoulders and shook his hand away.

vomit.

I'm going to be disgusted by myself.

"I, I still can't believe you're a woman."

He came to break my shoulder again, and I tried my best to prevent him from breaking it, but I was no match for his natural savage strength, so I was still broken.

"You don't even dare to say your name, how can I trust you?" He looked at me stubbornly and aggrievedly.

Well, it seems that the name cannot be hidden.

"I, my name is Lu Xiaoliu," I said.

Mu Junchen frowned: "What? Why is it called this name? It sounds like Zhang San Li Si Wang Pockmark."

I lied casually: "There are five in front of me. I am the sixth child, so I am called Lu Xiaoliu. This is why I chose number six as my job number."

Mu Junchen's eyes widened in surprise: "Your family has so many children? Since you have five older brothers and sisters in front of you, why don't you earn money to study for you?"

Me: "No, I'm an only child, and the first five are cousins."

"Then what kind of ranking is this!" Mu Junchen seemed a little hard to convince.

"We choose names so casually in the countryside, and I don't want to be called this name, it's so ugly, so I haven't told you all the time."

I stopped wiping the tears from my face, and tried to make myself look like pears, flowers and rain.

"Actually, it's not that hard to hear. Lu Xiaoliu, why don't you answer me, Lu Xiaoliu?"

Mu Junchen shook my shoulders with a dissatisfied expression.

Only then did I realize that he was calling me, and I quickly responded, "Yes."

"Lu Xiaoliu?" Mu Junchen called again, like a child who gets a talking toy and keeps barking.

Me: "Hey."

"No, I still can't believe that you are a woman." Mu Junchen frowned as if it was almost fixed and would never be loosened.

I'm dead. I'm really going to die.

Why doesn't he believe it, do you really want me to take off my pants?

"How can you believe it?" I asked cautiously.

Don't take off your clothes or anything, don't, don't, don't

"If you dare to promise to be my girlfriend, I will believe you."

Mu Junchen's reddish eyes stared at mine with stubbornness.

I Nima

I swallowed, and tentatively asked: "I, what if I don't agree?"

Mu Junchen's eyes became terrified, and he glanced at my clothes and trousers: "If you don't agree, then I can't believe that you are a woman, then I can only take your clothes off to have a look. If I find anything wrong with you, I will report it."

Me: "I promise!"

There was a moment of silence in the fire escape, and Mu Junchen and I stared wide-eyed.

After the words came out, my whole body seemed to be struck by lightning.

I'm a majestic 1.6-meter-six boy, and I agreed to be someone else's [girl] friend?

Girlfriend, friend, already?

Kill me for goodness sake, I kind of want to grab that word and eat it back.

And what makes people want to die even more is that after I said yes, he looked at me more suspiciously.

My mind turned sharply, and I cried, "Don't take off my clothes. If you take off my clothes and look at my body, I won't be able to get married."

Fuck, I feel like I can be nominated for an Oscar winner, and I even put my hands on my "chest".

Mu Junchen was in a trance for a moment: "Look, after seeing yours, can I marry you?"

I looked at him in shock.

Mu Junchen blushed instantly, and asked, "So, so you really agreed?"

"Yes, yes"

The feeling of every word of this sentence coming out of my throat is very clear, as if it has become a real thing, and I squeezed it out of my throat one by one with difficulty.

"Really?" Mu Junchen asked in disbelief.

"Yeah." I nodded.Even the up and down movement of nodding was full of shame.

"So you're my girlfriend now?" he asked again.

Is there anything worth reconfirming?

"Yes" What the hell have I done to answer such a shameful question.

"Then, then I believe you are a woman."

Mu Junchen's eyes were jumping with joy, a little shy, like a groom who got married for the first time, his Adam's apple slipped, he took my hand, and held it tightly.

"Actually, even if you wear men's clothes and have short hair, you still look like a woman. It's the first time I saw it. I misunderstood you. I'm so angry. I'm sorry, I," he said with shame in his tone. Shaking my hand, "I'm stupid, where is there a boy as beautiful as you? And

Besides, if your head is really a man, it would be too short."

I:"……"

What the hell did I do wrong with my size to lie down at this time!To be short is to be powerful, and to be concentrated is to be the essence, do you understand?

And he treats me of different genders, is there a big difference in his attitude?This Nima is two people!

He looked at me sideways, and after a while, he reached out and pulled my collar shyly: "Did I pinch you and me just now, I'm sorry, I

So impulsive. "

"No, it doesn't hurt." I covered my neckline to prevent him from pulling it. At that moment, I was pinched by him so hard that I couldn't breathe. After that time, the pain didn't hurt.

"What about the other end? I hit you and me. I shouldn't have done it. I'm so damned." He stroked my hair guiltily to check.

"It doesn't hurt, it's all a misunderstanding."

In fact, they deserve it, I thought to myself, if you beat me up again, it's completely ok.

"Hit me." Mu Junchen grabbed my hand, and before I could react, he grabbed my hand and slapped him hard on the face.

He hit him once and wanted to continue hitting, but I stopped him: "My hand hurts."

This is the truth.

"I, I want to hug you, you are my girlfriend, can I hug you? Of course, if you are still angry, you can refuse me" He held my hand

on the arm.

I'm still immersed in the feeling of escaping death: "Hug, hug"

Mu Junchen slid his hand behind my back, his two arms wrapped around me tightly, and completely hugged me in his arms. His palm was big, and he touched my entire back with a few back and forth.

North

冃.

He was so excited that I felt like he was going to bite me.

"It's like a dream that you are finally my girlfriend." His voice was low and rustling, "I shouldn't doubt you, after all, your face is still like this.

face but your hair is so short, it looks so foreign, like another person, I almost didn't recognize it, I was stupid, thought this

For a while, I fell in love with the wrong person"

"Actually, I really want to tell you," he said suddenly.

"tell me what?"

I was at a loss when I heard what he said, as if he had something very important to say.

He let go of me, pushed me away, and looked at me uncertainly: "Forget it, you promised to be my girlfriend, so you like me yes

? ”

Like it?I thought about it seriously.

No, I'm straight, I don't like it, but I can't say that.

"I, I don't know, I think you are very nice and handsome" I observed his expression.

He looked a little sad, he was silent for a while, and said: "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you don't like it, I will work hard."

"I will make you fall in love with me." He looked into my eyes, his tone was soft, but solemn and determined.

Looking at him like this, seeing the confidence in his eyes, my heart beat violently, and I felt a feeling of fear inexplicably.

I will never fucking do it!I will marry a beautiful wife in the future! ! !

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