[Comprehensive British and American] Emanuel the autistic

After confirming his future plan, Tony locked himself in the laboratory again.

But this time, he didn't go in alone, he also dragged Emmanuel along.

"What can I do?" Emanuel, a computer idiot, stood with the little bumbling hand in a dazed expression.

"Standing here, you can urge me to get things done quickly. After the problems of my soul and body are settled, we can get down to business."

Tony said as he put on the goggles, grinning at Emanuel through the goggles.

Emanuel: "..."

He could only occupy a chair with a look of disgust and sit there, the little clumsy hand beside him tilted his head to look at him curiously, and he patted its head lightly: "What are you looking at?"

The little clumsy hand turned his head away aggrieved.

"Oh, I remembered, do you want to talk to Steve and the others?" Tony suddenly thought of something, turned around and took off the goggles, "They are still investigating this matter."

"really……"

Before Emanuel could say anything, Tony had another idea: "Forget it, they don't have to do this, and they have nothing else to do. Since you started to clean up those scumbags, the crime rate has dropped a lot. It’s good to keep them busy.”

"Well, whatever you want." Although you seem to be a bit revengeful, Emanuel thought.

On Steve's side, everyone is still worrying about the suddenly crazy Cybertronian.

"Unless violence is used, where can we find the Cybertronians to negotiate?" Steve was very confused.

"They're non-violent non-cooperation." Natasha said while leaning on the sofa, manicuring her nails.

"I can catch one," Thor said.

Everyone's eyes lit up.

"A good way..." Banner said, "Then if the car overturns, it will only declare war on behalf of Asgard and Cybertron, not the earth."

Sol: "Forget it, I suddenly feel that it is better to coexist peacefully."

Everyone began to frown again.

"No!" Steve finally made a decision, "Even if it will be considered a declaration of war, we still have to catch a few Decepticons to find out!"

"Yes, we can't just let it go like this." Natasha finally finished her nails, "Then who will do this?"

There was silence.

Thor said: "I am a representative of Asgard, and I will not get involved in the war between your earth and Cybertron."

Banner said: "Tony wants to ask me to do research. This is a big topic that can change the world, so I have no time."

Steve was alert: "Are you doing Ultron again?"

Banner: "Of course not!"

Natasha said: "Steve, don't forget that I was approved for half a year's leave a month ago, and my ticket back to Moscow is all booked."

Hawkeye: "What are you looking at? I've retired a long time ago. You hold me in video conferences every day. I didn't sue you for violating the labor law. The working class has no human rights?"

Steve: "..."

After co-authoring and discussing for a while, the job still fell on him.

When he was about to make a plan, the people in the house suddenly heard the whistle of a car coming from the window.

The moment the whistle sounded, Natasha and Steve, who reacted the fastest, had already stood up.

Saul and Banner still had question marks on their faces, but Natasha explained very quickly: "There will be no cars here."

They are in the newly built base of the Avengers. This base is completely closed. The entrance and exit are picked up by special unmanned vehicles. All processes are automated, and there will be no foreign vehicles entering, let alone honk.

Now Saul and Banner also reacted.

"Cybertron?" Banner immediately walked to the window and looked in the direction of the voice.

It was a silver-white Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG.

"Sonic..." Steve was a little surprised when he saw the car.

"You know him?" Natasha asked.

Steve nodded: "It's considered acquaintance."

"Decepticons?"

"Hmm..." Steve responded, opened the window directly, jumped down from the second floor, and landed firmly beside Sheng Bo downstairs.

The sound wave was not deformed either, so he opened the car window and said through the stereo in the car: "There is no need to check any more, this matter is over."

It's not a negotiation, it's just a notice.

Steve was taken aback for a moment before he realized it, and he asked suspiciously, "Why?"

Why do you want to do this?

Why did you stop all of a sudden?

How do you know that we have found you?

"This is a deal." Sound Wave said, "Now the deal has been completed. We will evacuate the earth within a month. If there is no accident, we will not come back again. This should be considered a good deal for you. information."

Good news indeed.

Aliens live on their own planet. Although they don't make trouble, they are still a hidden danger. They are willing to leave on their own. Of course, human beings can't wait for it.

"What deal?" Steve asked.

"A transaction that has nothing to do with Earth." Sound Wave's tone was still very cold.

The purpose of his coming today was just to inform the Avengers of the news. He didn't even plan to come in person, and he sent the laser bird to inform it.

But Starscream said that this is not sincere, human beings are very particular about these things, since they obeyed orders and killed their aborigines, then they should show the sincerity of the Cybertronians a little bit.

"That's polite," said Starscream.

That's why Soundwave reluctantly came to the Avengers base, just because he was the only one among all the Decepticons who had intersected with the Avengers.

"You killed people on the earth, doesn't it have nothing to do with the earth?" Steve's tone was obviously not so friendly.

"Captain..." Sound Wave said, "The object of my trade, for him, destroying everything has nothing to do with the person being destroyed. This is true for human beings, and the same is true for the Cybertronians. What is relevant is only his will." .You should be thankful that this is the end of it."

Sometimes saving the world requires a life-and-death war of countless men.

Sometimes it just takes two people standing side by side.

After finishing speaking, Sound Wave started the engine directly, turned around and left here without leaving a word.

Steve looked at the back of him leaving, sighed, guessed a little bit in his heart, finally smiled helplessly, and said, "No, it's not over yet."

He looked up at the friends huddled together in front of the window, and shouted, "Is the list that Professor X left for you still there?"

"Of course..." Banner said, "I made a copy and put it in a Level [-] security clearance server of S.H.I.E.L.D."

"You have to know that most of us can't access the eighth-level server." Natasha said.

"I can!" Steve raised his hand.

"Only you can." Said Sol, who has no first-level authority.

"It doesn't matter, that server has actually been abandoned, but the security level is still there, so I borrowed it temporarily."

Banner said, "I'll just set the permissions for you, but what do you want these files for?"

"Sound Wave told me just now that they are going to stop." Steve said, "So, for the next group of people, we should deal with it ourselves."

Everyone looked at each other and saw the surprise in each other's eyes.

"Stop?"

"Yes, he also told me that they will leave Earth within a month." Steve said.

"This is good news." Natasha said, "Aliens staying on the earth is a hidden danger after all, even if they have always been in seclusion."

Thor: "Why do I always feel that you are very hostile to aliens recently?"

"Because every time aliens come to Earth, many people always die." Banner explained patiently.

"I don't have... Uh, okay." Sol chose to shut up because he remembered some guilty past.

"Speaking of which, Christmas is coming soon, Natasha, when is your flight ticket?" Steve turned his head to look at Natasha who was still lying on the sofa.

"It's after Christmas anyway." Natasha smiled at Steve, "Of course Christmas must be enjoyed."

"This is the first Christmas after the war." Hawkeye, who watched the whole show in the holographic projection, said, "Anyway, I have to celebrate with my wife and children."

"Okay..." Steve said, "It seems that we have a new task now."

"What mission?" Thor asked.

"Who's going to cut down a Christmas tree?" he asked. "I remember that there seemed to be a lot of spruce growing very well near Tony's house. Who would you go? Anyway, I won't go."

"Otherwise we'd better cut it in another place." Dr. Banner said.

"It's up to me!" Sol, eager to prove that he is not a useless alien, immediately patted his chest and promised, "I will get you a Christmas tree tomorrow!"

The next morning.

Emmanuel and Tony nestled on the sofa from left to right, and the cat son was lying on Tony's lap, snoring comfortably.

The morning news is on TV.

"Recently, Thor was facing huge fines for illegally cutting down trees. Thor insisted that he did not understand the laws of the earth and that the trees he felled were within the scope of protection. Discussions are raging online.

Both the Avengers and Asgard stated that Thor's deforestation was a personal act and had nothing to do with them..."

The interviewees on TV are complaining about Saul's behavior.

Passerby A: "It's terrible. I saw him falling from the sky with sparks and lightning all the way. He wanted to snatch the spruce tree by the roadside without saying a word. It's so unreasonable!"

Passer-by B: "In my lifetime, I could actually see Suo Lei Shen uprooting the spruce. I even took a picture and put it on the YouTube. If you are interested, please subscribe to my channel. The QR code is here!"

Passer-by C: "Why do gods obey human laws? Then you should arrest Shiva, he and the Snow Mountain Goddess pollute the environment!"

Passerby Ding: "Why do you use our Indian gods as an example? Shouldn't you use Nordic mythology? Are you racist!"

Emmanuel: "What the hell is this?"

Tony: "Why did Thor cut down trees? He finally gave away all the property in Asgard. Does he need to make a living by reselling wood?"

"It's because Christmas is coming." Emanuel proposed a convincing possibility, "But does Asgard have a festival like Christmas?"

"No…" Tony said.

"Then maybe it was the krypton gold that emptied the wallet." Emanuel said while taking a sip of coffee, and then his whole face wrinkled: "How much sugar did you put?"

"Three times the sugar, I know you don't like coffee, so I added a little more."

"Billion points?" Emmanuel cracked, "No, you drink this cup yourself, and I want to drink yours."

Tony had a "whatever" expression on his face.

As a result, after taking a sip, Emmanuel immediately regretted it.

"Don't you know the reason for your own high blood sugar?" He held Tony's coffee expressionlessly, "You have at least five times the sugar, right? Do you want to feed ants in your blood vessels?"

"My hands are shaking, really." Tony said innocently.

Emmanuel: Big liar and liar, I don't believe that I can't cure you!

Emanuel, who has never liked to use his abilities, distorted the reality without saying a word, turned the coffee into black tea, and handed it back: "Here, drink more black tea, it will lower blood sugar."

Tony: "..."

Notes on polluting the environment: In Indian mythology, Shiva and Uma, the goddess of the snow mountain, are a pair of cp, and when their lives are in great harmony, the mysterious liquid they produce gets outside and creates a mountain, so it is said that he pollutes the environment environment……

Some people even say that the water of the Ganges River is a mysterious liquid, but this is a rumor (one said that the Indian myth is really a bit...indescribable...)

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