Cultivation of Immortals Lu Yuan

Episode 2 Chinese Valentine's Day Congratulations

The weather was fine and cloudless.

Wangxian Building, known as Yihong Courtyard, welcomed its 520th guest.

"Hello, Daxian, this is Wangxian Building. To enter it, you must have an invitation letter... What are you a 'heaven'-level guest? Hurry up and be sympathetic!..."

"We have prepared men, women, children, old women..."

"Okay, quickly call Ah Zang out."

"Oh? Who is Ah Zan?"

This guy doesn't even know his master's name.But it's normal. On the surface, Wangxian Tower is taken care of by that woman.The master behind the scenes, A Zan Shi Jiu Tian, ​​rarely goes out to meet people.

"I'll find him myself."

"Ugh?"

When Xiao Guan raised his head, the person in front of him had disappeared.

—————I am the dividing line—————

"Azan, what do I want?"

"Chu Wudao, what do you want? The aphrodisiac 'bad luck' and the aphrodisiac 'Qiweisan', what exactly are you going to do?"

"You care?"

"Okay, I don't care, but this thing has great stamina, so don't be fucked by others. The effect of the medicine will not be eliminated after a day and a night."

Ah Zan was a rough person who had killed countless people, and he was always open-minded when he spoke.

"One day and one night?..."

Chu Wudao showed a dangerous smile: "This effect is what I want, give it to me quickly."

"Oh, Wudao, today is Qixi Festival, don't you want to accompany me... are you going to accompany that one, Lin Shaofan?"

"Stop chattering!"

Chu Wudao stared, snatched the medicinal material from Ah Zan's hand, and then the purple light flashed, and disappeared in place.

"Humph!"

Leaving Ah Zan alone, he squinted his eyes: "Okay, you Chu Wudao..."

——————I am also a dividing line———————

"'Misfortune Bamboo', 'Qiweisan'...these two things, when combined, will become a paralyzing drug, 'Misfortune Qishen San'...after being paralyzed, you will fall into love. , unable to extricate themselves, because the body is paralyzed, unable to move, unable to vent, and can only rely on the queen. The court is relieved...it is a good medicine!!"

Chu Wudao unfolded the dossier in his hand, on it was written in big letters: "Hundred Gu Heavenly Book".

"Everyone has said that there are two supreme beings in the poison world, Lady Qian Chong and Master Bai Gu. Unfortunately, thousands of years ago, they were removed by the Buddhist nun and Master Yuezhen together, leaving only this "Hundred Gu Heavenly Book". It was actually stored in the Book Collection Pavilion of Old Monarch Yemeng."

Adding the two kinds of medicinal materials into the clay pot, a red mist suddenly rose.

"Joining... I rely on... the yang essence of the man of the most yang... well... I will..."

Half an hour later, Chu Wudao, who was dripping with sweat, opened the file again.

"What else? Fuck, 'a drop of saliva from a man like a woman'? The Hundred Gu Master is playing me?"

After half an hour...

"Finally found it, Yan Zige's drool, almost died because of this thing. Let me see again, what else is missing?..."

Another hour and a half later...

Another hour and a half later...

Boom! ! !

The medicine canister exploded!

The smoke dissipated, leaving behind a puddle of powder.

"Finally succeeded! Lin Shaofan, wait for me obediently, hahaha!!!"

—————I’m still the dividing line———————

Great Dream Demon Sect, practice room.

"Shaofan, Shaofan?"

Lin Shaofan was meditating on the gossip platform, and behind him were three statues of Qing Qi floating up slowly.

"Chu Wudao, what are you doing!"

Lin Shaofan was never polite when his practice was interrupted.

"Well, today I made a Tanabata dinner for my husband... shall we have it together?"

Lin Shaofan remained silent, and squinted at Chu Wudao.

"Eh... cooked dinner for my wife..."

"That's more or less the same," Lin Shaofan still squinted: "But you and I are cultivators who meditate day and night, collect yin and refine yang, reconcile dragons and tigers, and knock on the porch. You have long since stopped eating fireworks in the world. Why do you still have dinner? ?”

The dinners in the Great Dream Demon Sect are all prepared for disciples in the physical state.

After cultivating to Xuxian, he is already able to swallow the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, and he no longer needs to eat and sleep.

"Today's Qixi Festival!! Qiqiao Festival!!! Can't make an exception for me? My mother calls herself 'wife'!!!" Chu Wudao frowned.

"Alright, alright."

Lin Shaofan was helpless: "Qixi is about Cowherd and Weaver Girl, not about us."

"Hey, Shaofan, you are just too lacking in emotion..." Chu Wudao smiled, as if covering up something.

"OK then,"

Lin Shaofan got up and walked towards the "Chinese Valentine's Day Dinner".

"Shaofan, celebrate how long we have been together!"

"cut."

"Why don't you eat?"

"Come and listen to a song, go ask your subordinates to come up and sing."

"Um...isn't that good?" Chu Wudao thought, if they want to do "that kind of thing" later, they hope that no one will disturb them.

"How about this, Shaofan, I'll sing..."

Chu Wudao's clear voice sounded.

"Begging for cleverness, I don't know if I don't know what I don't want. Whoever plays the Liqiuqin that year, who knows that the geese carry the brocade... The sound of flowers breaking their hearts, the sound is broken in the ancient city, the laughter in the city is heavy, and the night is leaking... Except for begging, it is hard to see flying refutation ..."

Qiqiao Festival...that is Qixi Festival.

Flying barge...that is, magpie.

On this day, it is also the day when thousands of men and women are most in love.

"Well, it sounds good."

Lin Shaofan stuck out his tongue and licked the dinner. Seeing this action, Chu Wudao became impatient and unable to restrain himself.

"Eat...he ate...he ate..."

"What are you excited about? You're fidgeting." Lin Shaofan looked up.

"No... nothing..."

——————I am the dividing line———————

The only immortal sect.

"Sovereign! The suzerain just had an assassin!!"

"what?"

Yan Zige looked at a group of people who broke in.

"It's so bold that you dare to break into our only immortal sect! Sect Master Yan Zige, please order us to use the formation of all things to catch the assassin."

"Forget it……"

Yan Zige waved his hand: "I'm so sleepy..."

thump!

Passed out and continued to drool a lot!

"metropolitan?!"

"The suzerain! The suzerain has been drugged," a great elder looked stern, wiped a drop of Yan Zige's saliva, and smelled it: "It is the 'Nightmare Nine Eyes' of the Great Dream Demon Sect. sleep!"

"Bold! The evil way of the Demon Sect secretly entered our only immortal sect!"

"What should we do now."

"Look, there is a letter."

"'Let me use your saliva, your husband: Lin Shaofan'???"

"Could it be... our suzerain..."

"The suzerain turned out to be subject to..."

"Let's go quickly..."

"Today's matter, if it is fatal, don't spread it!"

——————I am the dividing line———————

Late at night.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

In the depths of the Great Dream Demon Sect, screams continued.

"Lin Shaofan, you goddamn... ah... stop it!! stop it!! I can't take it anymore!..."

"It's not you, give me 'Bai Hun Ku Ding San', I can't stop!!"

The screams that came were from Chu Wudao.

"Ahhhh! Impossible!! The book says it's the 'Misfortune Qishen San', there's nothing wrong with it!! Ahhhhh! Painful!!! Stop me!"

"Did you fucking drug me and still babble?"

Lin Shaofan's furious voice came, and the screams became more intense.

Wangxian Tower.

"Hmph, Chu Wudao,"

Ah Zan sneered, playing with the two grasses in his hand: "'Dzizhu Money Grass', 'White Soul Flower'... Chu Wudao, if you don't make me feel better, I won't make it easier for you either!!"

————— Tanabata Congratulations Extra END————————————————

[Putting it at the end] I need to write a blessing on the Qixi Festival... Just now a girl in the group said, you just write: "I wish all the men who read my book a long life, and the girls will have a good relationship for a hundred years"...==It seems ...It seems to be very good...

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[Putting it at the end] I need to write a blessing on the Qixi Festival... Just now a girl in the group said, you just write: "I wish all the men who read my book a long life, and the girls will have a good relationship for a hundred years"...==It seems ...It seems to be very good...