Interplanetary Study Guide

After being poked by two mech fighters as bugs for several minutes, Mu Bai finally survived the torture.Then his eyes went dark, and something came towards him, and then Mu Bai passed out very disappointingly.Before fainting, Mu Bai thought, if he is lucky, maybe he will cross again next time he opens his eyes.Ha ha, what a beautiful thought.

When Mu Bai woke up from the darkness again, the cold ground calmly told him a painful reality, but he still didn't run away.Shirtless and only wearing a pair of new veteran cadre underwear, Mu Bai, a fresh graduate from college, stood trembling in a room that looked spacious and surrounded by an unusually mechanical feel.Such a large space should not be occupied by ordinary people.Mu Bai turned his head wretchedly, and found that the two mecha fighters who poked him with sticks were standing not far away. Looking at the straight appearance, they looked like they were standing guard, so he couldn't run away.Just as Mu Bai was thinking, he suddenly felt an itchy calf.Looking down, Xiao Hei actually followed, sitting at his feet and hooking him with his tail.Mu Bai finally saw it clearly, Xiao Hei was a kitten whose whole body was jet black and shiny, with round and big green eyes, it looked very cute.Unexpectedly, there is such a healing beauty in such a chaotic place, Mu Bai's heart softened, he bent down and hugged Xiao Hei into his arms.If there is anything to worry about, the soldiers will cover it with water and soil, no matter what planet or species you are, let the horse come over.Grandpa came here through time travel, so it must be the protagonist's script.

Just as Mu Bai was stroking his kitten, and at the same time flaunting the future development in his heart, a hole was quietly opened in the originally clean wall, and then a tall man walked in from the outside.This man was unusually tall. He was wearing a dark gray uniform, with gray hair and gray eyes. His facial features were very handsome, but he carried an indescribable sense of innocence.He stopped about ten steps away from Mu Bai, then slowly walked to the chair next to him, and sat down in a very elegant posture.Needless to say, this kind of dragging must have a lot of background.Thinking of this, Mu Bai held his breath and concentrated his attention fully. If the other party is satisfied, he might be able to open a new plot line.Judging by his attire, he should be an officer, and if he is appreciated, he might be able to play with mechas.According to the normal plot trend, Mu Bai knew that as a traverser, he would match [-]% with some super mech, and then he would kill all directions with super weapons.Thinking of this, Mu Bai was also a little excited.But obviously, he forgot that the place he came from didn't seem to fit the normal setting.

When Mu Bai raised his head tremblingly, and accidentally met the eyes of the man sitting in the upper position, that thunder set the ground on fire.What are you kidding?With silver-gray eyes and scarlet pupils, Mu Bai urinated instantly.So this is the metal beast I saw before.How did you pretend to be a person?As if reading his thoughts accurately from the boy's egg-crushing expression, the man grinned, revealing his thick white teeth, and made a non-friendly smile by the way.Mu Bai suddenly felt that he was nailed to the heart by the opponent's too sharp canine teeth.You'd better stop laughing, seeing those two rows of teeth reminds me of the big snake that was mauled just now, my whole body hurts.

Maybe Mu Bai's distorted expression pleased the man, maybe there was a certain deviation in the process of time and space, maybe there is no scientific logic in this world itself.Anyway, the man spoke.When he uttered the first sentence, Mu Bai felt his eyes darken, his ears buzzing, and the whole world collapsed.

In the past, Mu Bai had imagined countless customs and customs in the future high-tech world.In his and most people's cognition, there should be all kinds of aliens, and the mechs walk very coldly, even if they are cute and cute, they must take the warm or humorous route.Those handsome men and beauties, armored and smart, must speak tall English.Of course, as a good young man who is patriotic and upright, Mu Bai feels that standard Mandarin must also be very interesting.If it is in a two-dimensional world, Japanese as a common language is not unacceptable.In short, in Mu Bai's common sense, the future is equal to high coldness, even if it is a dilapidated mecha from the garbage planet, it must be a steampunk route.But today, just now, the tall and handsome looking man with a perfect sci-fi feel ruined everything.What comes out of his almost perfect thin lips is the real Trump!

Yes, Sichuan Mandarin full of salt and pepper flavor!When Mu Bai confirmed what he heard, his legs softened and he knelt down.Why do you hear Trump in this kind of place where there are armored animals, elves, and cute kittens?It was still said from the mouth of an alien military officer who seemed to have no trace of Chinese blood and did not know what species he was taking the cool route.fall!What is going on in this world!

However, the reality is cruel, even if Mu Bai made the perfect frustration and bent forward in an instant, a classic action that perfectly fits the two-dimensional emotional expression, the man's Trump still echoed in the room.Mu Bai began to hate why his good buddy is from Sichuan, and now he can't even pretend that he doesn't understand alien languages.The built-in translation system in the brain perfectly conveyed the meaning of the other party.They have identified Mu Bai's DNA.That's right, it was when he poked him with a stick before.It was found that Mu Bai belonged to the native human of the solar system.Hehe, I am a purebred earthling.Citizenship is then automatically granted under federal law.This one sounds good.But since he's underage.Your sister's underage, I'm 23 this year.So after waiting, the spacecraft will be handed over to the local government for custody.Wait a minute, the spaceship is fine, what does guardianship mean?Mu Bai didn't think he, a 23-year-old man, needed to be guarded.He has reached the legal age of marriage.

It's a pity that all the reactions were just Mu Bai's slander. When he was still struggling to express himself in standard Mandarin or the unskilled Trump, the other party had already ended the communication.Then with a big wave of his hand, the mech warrior standing behind grabbed the poor boy as if he was resurrected from the power-saving state immediately, and carried the poor boy on his shoulders, and then put Mu Bai and his little black boy under the standard of not falling. thrown into a room.Well, there are showers and a change of clothes. In fact, the treatment is not bad.Mu Bai scratched his hair and saw the clothes neatly folded on the bed, he finally understood.Although he will be thrown to the government in the end, but he has already been killed by that metal orc?Treat it as one of your own.This one looks good.Mu Bai picked up Xiao Hei and kissed him: "Son, let's go take a bath together." Although he didn't know Xiao Hei's gender, but based on the way of distinguishing that such a cute boy must be a boy, Mu Bai found it for himself. A cheap son.In order to express his gratitude to Dad Cheap, Xiao Hei slapped Mu Bai lightly with his fleshy paws: "Wow."

"..." Mu Bai was hit again, why does your cat bark like a dog?

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Xiaohei broke free from his master's shackles, and jumped onto the bed directly, expressing his desire not to take a bath with actions.Mu Bai is a little unhappy, it's okay to be bullied by the Vajra orcs, Xiao Hei got off the battlefield by himself, why can't he be a little cute?Bai has a cute appearance.So, Mu Bai also let out a groan, threw his own cheap son down, and was going to lick Xiao Hei one way or another.When his fingers accidentally touched the bump on the kitten, Mu Bai realized that his little black was also injured.Holding Xiao Hei in his arms, Mu Bai's fingers gently brushed away its long back hair, and what appeared in front of his eyes were several hideous scars, although the bleeding had stopped, but it looked like it should be seriously injured.In this case, you really shouldn't take a bath.It's really pitiful, he suffered such a serious injury at such a young age, Mu Bai felt sore, kissed Xiao Hei's back lightly, put his son on the bed lightly, and then stroked Xiao Hei's hair Hei's head: "Xiao Hei, I'll find some medicine for you later. The pain will be gone soon." Xiao Hei moved his ears and closed his eyes on his own, as if he needed a rest very much.The traverser who settled his kitten dawdled into the bathroom, then rushed out howling in less than a minute.

Mu Bai found himself getting smaller.He hadn't noticed it before, but when he was in front of the bathroom mirror, he realized that the full-body child on the opposite side was actually himself.Although the hair was long and the person was short and thin, Mu Bai still recognized that it was his 16-year-old appearance.That skinny little face, slender legs like bamboo poles, and a flat chest that is better than the Northeast Plain. There is no muscle at all, and the whole person does not even seem to have 0.5 fighting power.By the way, the more important thing is the height. Although Mu Bai was not 1 meters before, he was still 8 meters, which can barely be regarded as a tall person.Well now, if Mu Bai remembers correctly, he will definitely be less than 1 meters.With such a second-class disabled height, Mu Bai felt that his way of picking up girls in another world was completely bleak.

Mu Bai, a 23-year-old college student who has not yet graduated, seems to have returned to his youthful sophomore years after being struck by lightning and transported to a future world called Trump.No wonder the metal orc talked about finding himself a guardian.Thinking about the fact that there was no height of 1.7 meters back then, it was only natural to be treated as a child.Mu Bai patted his chest and hypnotized himself, it doesn't matter, it will grow back in a few years, it's not getting old.Thinking about it this way, Mu Bai felt better again.

In short, after a lot of nonsense, Mu Bai has calmly accepted the attribute setting of his current sophomore boy, and feels complacently that he has at least grasped one attribute point.After all, it is the best setting to be a teenager as the protagonist of the time-traveling, and there is much less room for adults to play.Of course, in the not-too-distant future he will find out how naive he was.hehe.

It might be time for dinner.Just as Mu Bai and Xiao Hei were sitting face to face and began to perform a cooing duet with their stomachs, the door of the room was opened.When he saw the person coming, the boy's eyes lit up, he was really a beautiful beauty in military uniform.The visitor was also wearing a dark gray military uniform. He was slender and slender. Although he couldn't tell his gender, he was beautiful and pleasing to the eye.The short dark brown hair and eyes of the same color make people feel a little more kind.And the pattern on his forehead added a lot to his whole person.It seems that the Trump orc treats him pretty well, he has food and drink, and even the food delivery person is very aesthetically pleasing.It is very simple for Mu Bai to judge whether a person is good or bad. He must eat and drink too little, otherwise everything else is false.

Then, while getting the food, Mu Bai was attacked by Trump again.Yes, this gentle and amiable beauty also speaks Sichuan Mandarin with a strong salt and pepper taste.The boy's hand holding the food trembled.The metal orc said that Trump might be his personal hobby, why did this junior sergeant also say Trump?Is it true that what is good at the top must be effective at the bottom?With such a high-end sci-fi configuration, why does it have to be equipped with Trump's kernel system.Honey, you make it hard for me to get used to it, you know that? !

Of course, reality will not depend on Mu Bai's will.When the beauty told the teenager the precautions after getting off the boat with the skilled and standard Trump, Mu Bai successfully evolved a face with paralyzed face.Yes, facial paralysis.Only this kind of perfect facial camouflage can completely cover up his collapsed mood, and give the other party a profound feeling that only a pure human can have.Mu Bai would never admit that the energy block that he brought over was so fucking unpalatable that even Xiao Hei ate it while poohing.

In the end, when the beauty was packing up the tableware and was about to leave, Mu Bai finally abandoned his reserve of using Mandarin, and asked a question in a very unfamiliar Trump: "May I ask what happened on that planet before that hit so hard?"

The other party showed a very official smile, and replied in standard and fluent Trump: "Suppress the bandits."

"what?"

"The official word for the suppression of colonial revolt."

"Who suppressed it?"

"The Commonwealth of Humanity."

"Suppress who?"

"Alien natives."

Mu Bai felt an indescribable feeling coming to his heart slowly with heavy steps.After many years, I finally saw humans invade aliens with my own eyes.Back in the day, even the New Roman Empire in the United States only dared to make films about alien invasions.He ruined his own home and the neighbors' home, and then fought back with all kinds of unscrupulous means in the state of an undead Xiaoqiang, and then faced the devastated mother earth shamelessly claiming to have defeated the alien invaders.In this way, it is also said to be thoughtful and courageous, representing the unyielding spirit of human beings.

At that time, Mu Bai thought: Virtue, every time he shoots himself being invaded, what kind of superpower hegemonist is.If you want to shoot, you should shoot humans going to other planets to kill the Quartet, which is enough taste.Sure enough, white people are all savages, and they don't know the true kingly demeanor.Yankees will not understand the truth in the world.

But now, when he heard the other party tell him in a friendly Trump that human beings have colonized and oppressed aliens everywhere in the universe, Mu Bai couldn't help but have completely irrelevant and glorious thoughts.See, this is my ultimate bearing, and only by subduing those uncivilized aliens can I show the demeanor of my great country.Probably because of Trump, Mu Bai has automatically classified the Human Federation as the first descendant, and unceremoniously leaned forward to put gold on his face.Just thinking about countless mecha fighters fighting in the interstellar world with the authentic Trump, Mu Bai suddenly felt a sense of surprise.Of course, these are just his inner thoughts.

After sending the beauty away, Mu Bai left all the unfinished energy blocks to Xiao Hei.Although he is still very hungry, Mu Bai has an idea that needs to be verified.When I followed the old man before, I was taught some mental methods here and there.At that time, I thought it was all a trick to deceive people, and Mu Bai had never seriously practiced it.I didn't expect the old man to really ascend to Taoism in the end. Although he was the one who hacked himself, it should still be useful.The aura in the room is stronger than what he felt outside before. Mu Bai intends to try a few more practical methods, especially the bigu, which can save a lot of food expenses. Cost-effective.

After making up his mind, Mu Bai sat on the bed and began to practice seriously.When the rich spiritual energy penetrated into the dantian, Mu Bai felt an indescribable comfort all over his body.He cautiously drove the aura throughout his body, and after a few weeks, he felt much lighter all over his body.When Mu Bai opened his eyes again, his ride had already arrived.

As a minor who was genetically identified as belonging to the federal protected race, Mu Bai had completely given up struggling.Just kidding, what's the use of running away?Freedom is good, but there is no land to live and no food to eat.Backbone stuff is only discussed when you're still alive.Besides, he is only a second-year body now, not a second-year brain.Mu Bai didn't intend to give up the free benefits provided by the government and go outside to fiddle around.He hasn't even figured out the setting of this world until now.Even if you are a traverser, running around without even obtaining background information is definitely a death sentence.

Following behind the clerk obediently, Mu Bai submitted all the cousins ​​that should be filled in. At this time, he found that he could recognize the characters of the Federation, which were basically slight deformations of Chinese characters, and the general meaning could be understood.Fortunately, no new characters were used. As a scumbag, Mu Bai silently thanked His Majesty Emperor Shi Huang who wrote the same text for two seconds.Although time travel is good, it is not easy to learn, but the language is still the most intimate for my own use.Then he got a beautifully crafted Commonwealth Citizenship Card - which he didn't even need.Because the secondary card is directly implanted on the left wrist, it is generally enough to swipe this.After learning that he can get all the federal living allowances from birth to the present, Mu Bai suddenly felt that the fat aunt in front of him was as kind as the Virgin Mary.

After finishing all the formalities, the clerk actually noticed Xiao Hei.Mu Bai wanted to say that Xiao Hei was his pet, and then got away with it.After all, Xiao Hei is a small animal he picked up on other planets, and it would be troublesome if the officials here are serious about isolation and quarantine.Unexpectedly, Xiao Hei jumped directly onto the card reader, stepped on it with his furry paws, and the clerk over there immediately passed the identity verification, and said in a very friendly tone: "Welcome to the Federation." Well, friendly Trump.Mu Bai turned his head silently, his own cat has an ID card before him, it is really shameful.

The author has something to say: Trump’s setting is not for spoofing

The main reason was that the federal people were all descendants of the Chengdu base, the last line of defense.

☆, a long way to study