Interplanetary Study Guide

Sure enough, Mu Bai is still a pure-bred earthling. Things that he didn't even think to understand, in the eyes of the two alien girls, he doesn't need to use his brain at all.I saw Tianxia leisurely putting one hand in his pocket and waving the other without sincerity: "Yo, good morning."

"Good day." The elf girl nodded perfunctorily as a return gift.Are you saying hello?It's almost noon, what kind of hello do you say?Shouldn't he ask: "Have you eaten?" Mu Bai felt that his mind was a bit out of control.One who ran for his life did not go up to ask for help, and the one who maintained law and order did not come up to ask for his health.It feels like two people who have nothing to eat and take a walk meet to say hello.And the relationship is still not close, and they didn't go up to discuss the new hair, lipstick, bags and so on.

As if aware of Mu Bai's brain waves, Tian Xia hesitated for a while and said, "I thought before that this hairstyle is not suitable for you. Straight hair is more cute for elves. Curly hair is heresy." The discussion topic of hair began.Mu Bai thinks that the two still have a chance to become good friends, but why is this opening statement a bit aggressive?Is it really okay to bash a woman's haircut in the first place?As a male, I also know that this is taboo.

"Also, the corners of your eyes are a bit weird, drooping and you don't look energetic at all. I know there is a beauty salon in the capital with good skills. It can help you modify the corners of your eyes in 5 minutes..." Tian Xia continued to express his opinion, I didn't realize that what I said was wrong.

Mu Bai just stood there dumbstruck, feeling the murderous aura that Chunhua had been deliberately hiding before without any surprise.

"You're so dark, why don't you take the time to be white?" Obviously, there is no friendly meaning in this sentence.Mu Bai understood immediately.

"Don't be jealous, even if you go for sunburn care, you can't achieve this kind of pure natural wink. Do you know what outdoor health is?" Godzilla's verbal attack seems not weak: "I forgot, You are all nerds over there, in order to cover up your physical defects, you like to regard the sickly color that lacks ultraviolet moisture as beauty. I can understand." Girl, there are only three of us here, so there is no need for group mocking moves.Mu Bai, who is an otaku, was stabbed in the knee with a large golden ring knife.I know that this woman is a hacker, but we are also allies anyway.Although my name is Xiaobai, I am also white, and I am also a geek, but this is not the reason for you to attack me.I'm showing you the way.Besides, if you compare Hei, you can't compare with my Xiao Hei.

This time the elf girl didn't blow up her hair.She snorted disdainfully, and raised her perfect 45° angle again: "The sharpness of the tongue." She said, pressing her hand on the saber at her waist: "I remember you said before that it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day. It is rare There are no idlers waiting to disturb you today, so let’s do it now.”

It seems that Chunhua's Chinese performance is good.But is it really suitable to come to a duel with freshmen and juniors when the school is attacked?Your attributes are only middle-two neuropathy, not dereliction of duty.

Mu Bai didn't dare to ask this question, because he felt that the saber in Chunhua's hand was a bit of an eyesore, so Tianxia said for him: "You dare not confront the terrorists who invaded the school. Damn, so you plan to find a freshman to bully you, and then go back with blood on your face to show your merits? There are videos around here."

Sister Chunhua's expression cracked.But Godzilla is Godzilla, and she continued her efforts: "By the way, you obviously can't be a sword bearer. Why do you have to put a sword on yourself? You can only cut people, and you won't be able to change shape. I Remember that you guys don’t have much ability to deform. And based on your aesthetics, even deformation may only cause visual impact.” Mu Bai felt that he saw a bloody language fight.Well, I'd better go quickly.Women's War I'd better go away.

After making up his mind, Mu Bai was going to rub some oil on the soles of his feet and then take the time to run.But as soon as he moved, Chunhua's sister blocked the way: "Why are you running? Since it's a duel, there's still a notary missing." The spirit is gone, even the Holy Mother is probably capable of blowing up the heart.So Sister Chunhua is very good at launching the inherent female skill - venting anger.

Mu Bai twitched the corner of his mouth and switched to facial paralysis mode: "I'm sorry, senior sister, I'm not yet an adult." As a teenager who is only 16 years old and has not yet passed the second term of middle school, he needs a parent's signature when going out for a hike. Asking him to serve as a notary for the life-and-death struggle of the two sisters is a bit too cruel.Mu Bai sternly refused.At the end, he added another sentence: "I won't bother you. I have to go back to feed the cat. You can do your work."

If Chunhua girl's expression, which was as arrogant as a classic tsundere textbook, was only cracked a few cracks, now her expression is completely broken.She gritted her silver teeth and rushed towards Mu Bai.Well, I still have a bit of conscience, so I didn't directly stab him with the sword.With a slap, Mu Bai, who was less than 1 meters tall, was slapped back neatly. "Then you stay here and collect the corpse."

Damn, you can't be humiliated, even if I'm a weak human being and you are a strong elf girl, you don't want to bully people like this.It is said that when you hit someone, you don't hit your face, and when you hit someone, you don't hit your head.I can't bear it even if you hold a sword.Mu Bai looked around, but couldn't find the weapon in his hand.This is not a good thing about the future world. Everywhere is clean. If it weren't for the weathering problem, even the floor would be so clean that you can see the panties under the skirts of the girls you pass by.No, I didn't know how to find a useful brick temporarily.

Tian Xia glanced at Mu Bai with squinted eyes, then lifted his foot and kicked it on the tree trunk next to him in an unladylike manner.Forget it, the Godzilla girl never intended to wear the coat of a lady.Well, Mu Bai also noticed by the way that she is wearing culottes, not miniskirts, so she won't lose everything, bad review!

At this time, the power of Tianxia's kick was also displayed.The originally tall and straight roadside tree was kicked by the Godzilla girl and then slowly fell down without provoking anyone.

Mu Bai: "..."

Chunhua: "..."

It really is a humanoid Godzilla.In fact, you are suitable to transform directly and fight terrorists, maybe you will be famous in history.Mu Bai was thinking silently in his heart, but Tian Xia still thought of him: "The material of this tree is very hard, and it can be used as a weapon temporarily." No matter how hard it is, it is no match for your kick.Mu Bai took the branch Tian Xia gave him with a look of hopelessness, muttering: "How much money do you have to pay?"

"You don't have to worry about debts." Tian Xia shrugged, like a bachelor.

When all the freshmen in the university were in panic about being attacked, the dormitory area was still quiet.After all, the main crowd is freshmen, and the seniors are either interns or on vacation for various reasons, and there are not many people in themselves.

Xiao Hei lay on the bed, since Mu Bai moved in, his own room has not been opened.It's not that he doesn't want to, well, he doesn't want to either.Mainly because of the need for fingerprint verification.Looking at his fleshy paws, Xiao Hei knew he couldn't get in without trying.Forget it, there is nothing important in it anyway, just order a change of clothes or something.Now I am still a cat, it is enough to have fur.And every week Mu Bai will bathe himself very diligently. To be honest, the days of being served are quite comfortable.

Yawning, Xiao Hei buried his head on the soft bed, his nose was full of that human smell, very fresh and comfortable, Xiao Hei felt that he probably liked this smell.He just ate a few energy blocks, and Xiao Hei is still not hungry. Looking at the time at the head of the bed, the little guy has probably been out for almost 4 hours. Although he knows that freshmen are usually delayed until late at the start of school, he still feels a little uncomfortable.After all, they have been together since they met, and they are used to that person's body temperature and warm hands.If this continues, it will be better than the past when the class is officially in session.Even if he doesn’t say anything, he can tell that he’s stupid. He hasn’t seen the world yet. It’s okay to just fail the exam. If he is kidnapped and used as a test product, or caught by a hungry strange uncle and aunt, he will do something like this Such immoral things are not good.Xiao Hei felt that the possibility of finding another cat slave who was as docile and obedient as Mu Bai and would heal himself was too small.He is a person who knows how to cherish, so he never thought of changing it to a new one.The human life span is at most 150 years, which must not be wasted.Therefore, Xiao Hei made up his mind to make good use of Mu Bai's short 150 years.

A former senior who had been kept in captivity without realizing it changed its position and lay on its back, its tail still wagging restlessly.Suddenly his ears moved. Although the slight opening of the door was well concealed, it still couldn't escape his keen hearing.Someone came in.Xiao Hei changed his posture in an instant, and made a look of vigilance.He is very weak now, and he dare not be careless at all.

"Good afternoon, BOSS." When Liu Yun appeared on the bed with a smile on his face, Xiao Hei sneezed, then lifted his guard, and lay back on his stomach. His beautiful black tail gently slapped the elf's handsome face For a moment, he didn't take the other party seriously.

Liu Yun was not angry: "I didn't expect you to be injured so badly, when will you recover?"

Xiao Hei shook his tail, indicating that it would take a while.

"Recover quickly. As the boss, it's not good for you to help our brothers get rid of it."

Xiao Hei licked his paw, expressing that I don't want to do this again.

Liu Yun was driven a little crazy by his attitude: "Boss, what will you do if you don't restore our credits? You also know how crazy the people in the military department are. Without your leadership, I want to take credits from them to retake the exam It's simply impossible. Even if we are smart and flexible, we don't want to spend all our youth working in the military." The elf grasped Xiao Hei's flesh pad in a very disfigured way: "Chen, count me in Please. Get back up quickly. I also want to have a couple of relationships before graduation, and make some lifelong promises. I'm different from you, I don't have a fiancée."

With a groan, Xiao Hei directly covered the elf's face with his paw.That meaning is very clear, when did I ever have a fiancée?

"Boss, who told you to get close to people before? Now you can't clarify it. How about you wake up earlier and save that woman from bluffing and deceiving?" Liu Yun smiled maliciously: "Otherwise, it will spread to your house by then." It would be troublesome to explain it to someone’s ears.”

Xiao Hei just rolled his eyes, isn't he just a shit shovel officer, how can he say what happened to him and him.

Liu Yun smiled even more: "I don't know what you think, but everyone can see what a child thinks. Today, knowing that the school was attacked, he still rushed back desperately. If I hadn't let Chunhua delay Stop them, I guess it’s impossible for me to have a good chat with you right now.” Seeing Xiao Hei’s frantic look, Liu Yun quickly stepped back a few steps: “Speaking of which, he cares about you so much. I already know who you are. Be careful, human beings have many eyes."

What responded to him was Xiao Hei's tail.It can be seen that someone is in a very complicated mood now, and he doesn't want to see guests at all.Liu Yun stood up and said goodbye in a bit of boredom: "Then I'll go first. Don't worry, as long as the newcomer is still taking care of you, we won't treat him badly. Boss, get well soon. Brothers are really worried about you."

The author has something to say: Let me explain, Mu Bai's pure earthling gene is only rare, but it is not very valuable or expensive.

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