The red ghost is my child bride?

The ghost of his attempted murder was just a little more unlucky.

"Okay, go back quickly, don't just stand there in a daze! I have guests at home today, so it's not convenient to entertain you." Liu Ye kicked Li Xiaoming who was still looking into the distance in a daze, "Tomorrow is the weekend, don't forget to bring auntie grapefruit honey." After speaking, Liu Ye ran towards home without waiting for Li Xiaoming's answer, and the red ghost was still waiting at home!

Speaking of it, although Liu Ye is a money fanatic, he doesn't have much interest in taking advantage of others.Li Xiaoming deserves to be unlucky for this brat, who made his uncle the fortune teller who bullied Liu Ye a few years ago!Ever since, Liu Ye has become such a cannibal with the skill of never being short-handed!Li Xiaoming started to have a headache when he was going home again to grab food from the tiger's mouth. Why don't he take more this time and not go home in the second half of the year?

☆, 24 baby ghosts

Liu Ye rushed home excitedly, threw his schoolbag casually, and flew towards the red ghost who was sitting on the sofa. "Daddy, Niqiu said that you bought me delicious food! Where's the food?" Since the red ghost became elusive and hard to find, Liu Ye developed a new skill - talking to the white wolf. As a left-behind child, he satisfies Isn't appetite or something necessary?Strange, why didn't the schoolbag make a sound when it fell to the ground?Who cares, maybe some little friend is helping to clean it up, now it's a rare opportunity to express love, how can I be worthy of myself if I don't bite down hard!

Holding the red ghost's face with both hands, Liu Ye was going to kiss the left and right sides first, and then took advantage of the red ghost's defenselessness, then bit the cheek, and then grinded his teeth hard!Absolutely must convey the love 100%!It's a pity that the plan can't always keep up with the changes. Usually, Liu Ye is allowed to toss the extremely cooperative red ghost, but this time he struggled to tilt his head... At the moment when his lips met his lips, Liu Ye met the red ghost's doting smile, and the conditioned reflex was Take a sip.Seems like it's been a long time since you've played a kissing game?At least half a year, right?The red ghost's lips are still like jelly, soft, cold, a little sweet, and the taste is particularly good.However, since he bit it, Liu Ye didn't intend to let go easily, um, if you want to relive the taste of jelly, you can taste it with your tongue!

Liu Ye was about to praise his wit in his heart, when he suddenly felt that someone behind him was grabbing his back collar and dragging him back.This feeling, it's not the little friends, let alone the cute little black!Due to the huge pulling force, Liu Ye, who wanted to calmly ignore it, could only use his hands and feet, clung to the tree trunk of the red ghost like a koala, determined not to let go—he hasn't eaten enough jelly yet!The red ghost looked at the pervert Liu Ye who was always delicious and quick-tempered, and cast a disdainful look at the baby kid on the back of Liu Ye's head who was about to go crazy.

"Look, I've already said that it's not that I'm a child lover, but that this guy is a little pervert. The little guy always jumps on me and belittles me. As a child bride who is considerate of my little husband, I can't refuse, how can I Let the little husband-in-law feel sad!" After finally breaking free from his clutches, Liu Hua, the leader of the ghost police who was able to go to Liujia Village to report, understood all the above information in seconds in the eyes of the red ghost, and he couldn't wait to join in to give this shameless pedophile two slaps.Nima, he shouldn't have made such a bet just because he wanted to vent his anger, but now he's ruining the little baby for the rest of his life.Although he failed to conceive in the end, how can I say that this doll who was so fascinated is also blood relatives with him, or twins, and he should look like this when he grows up. This kind of sense of sight is simply unbearable, okay? !

"Qi Dahong! Hurry up and let me go!" Enraged enough, Liu Hua flipped dozens of somersaults in the air before he could forcefully gritted his teeth and uttered such a sentence. The bones are clamoring to beat this cheeky Qi Dahong, but it's a pity that his younger brother treats people like treasures.This face is so well protected, there is no way to find an attack direction that won't accidentally hurt you, okay?Liu Hua, who was so angry that his eyes were red, saw that the two over there were still not cooperating at all, silently took off the little tall hat on his head, and took out a snow-white feather.Do you like the frivolity of my little leaves?It doesn't matter, I'll let you enjoy it enough this time, and with a sausage mouth in the future, I'll see if you can still laugh so happily when you're rejected!Holding the feather in his hand, Liu Hua smiled particularly sinisterly. With his deciduous teeth, he looked like a piranha with a human body.

The red ghost saw that the old ghost with the baby's body really exploded, thinking of the cute Liu Ye biting down, his cheeks would feel uncomfortable after a while, so he reluctantly lifted his arms around the person, and gently rubbed on Liu Ye's little cheek rub.After getting the cue from the red ghost to please and beg for mercy, Liu Ye let go of his mouth contentedly. In fact, when the unknown object roared behind him, Liu Ye felt very uncomfortable!No, as soon as he let go, Liu Ye hurriedly asked: "Daddy, is Qi Dahong your name?" It turns out that Honggui has such... such a life-like name, no wonder he didn't want to tell me!

The red ghost was licking his lips reminiscently, and was stunned by Liu Ye's question.He hadn't heard of this name for at least hundreds of years, and the stalks of this black history had been used badly, so Liu Hua would bring it up again, which was really something new.But it’s just a homonym. In short, his name is Qi Dahong, which should have been a charming name, but it came from the mouths of these old ghosts, hehe...

"Don't worry, Daddy, I won't despise you. In fact, the name Dahong is... quite cute too!" Liu Ye looked at the red ghost whose eyes suddenly became dull, and immediately comforted him, still holding the red ghost's face. Shang Lian kissed several times to show his firm position.

Feeling Liu Ye's full of love, Hong Gui suddenly felt a softness in his heart, and moved the other side of his face closer.Liu Ye didn't hesitate to slobbered half of Hong Gui's face again, and finally kissed on the forehead with a resounding voice.Well, the kiss is too happy, a lot of saliva!What a shame!After Liu Ye saw his masterpiece, his little face immediately turned red. He sucked his saliva, then buried his head in the red ghost's arms, and secretly wiped away the saliva remaining at the corner of his mouth.

Liu Hua, who was ignored by the two, still wanted to show off her presence, and was about to float over when she saw Liu Ye shyly shrinking into the red ghost's arms, and almost flinched.Nima, what exactly has he missed in the past six years, is there really any possibility of saving it? !No wonder when he came up, the ghost mother-in-law specially told him a few words to let him relax and don't pay too much attention... He really had a conflict with these two people, just now when he heard Liu Ye go home and wanted to greet him, he was smashed by his schoolbag It doesn't matter if you are strong - 11 years ago, I finally successfully completed the task, and I was able to go to reincarnation again, and I met the broom star Qi Dahong on the way!After being teased, seeing that she was about to miss the time, she borrowed the imperial brush from the little Yama of the Eleventh Hall, and was about to jump into her mother's womb when her body was knocked out of her mother's womb by the little nemesis Liu Ye.

It's not a big deal, Nima, the imperial pen he sold himself for was just broken into pieces and melted into Liu Ye's body, even if he borrowed a thousand hands from him, he couldn't get it back!He deserved to be imprisoned in a small black room for the past five years. After being promoted from a criminal to running errands, he bumped into the red ghost again.No, on the spur of the moment, he made a wonderful revenge bet. In order to win and take revenge on this shameless Qi Dahong, he sold himself to Xiao Yan Jun of the Eleventh Hall for more than six years.In the end, it turned out that the two culprits kissed each other regardless of you and me, but he became an evil mother-in-law who beat mandarin ducks... Evil mother-in-law...

Just as Liu Hua was still caught in the vicious cycle of the word "evil mother-in-law", Liu Ye had already turned away from the red ghost's arms, and looked curiously at the baby in front of him.This milk doll looks so familiar. The black Tang suit she is wearing should be the ghost that the friends are talking about, right?Ah, yes!Liu Ye suddenly thought of the photos his grandmother Liu Huang had shown him, and immediately jumped down from the arms of the red ghost, took out a yellowed photo album from the bedroom, pointed to a black and white photo in it and said: " Daddy, look, this doll looks exactly like when I was a child!"

No, even the angles of pouting are exactly the same.The red ghost was also happy when he saw the photo, and while Liu Hua wasn't paying attention, he asked Liu Ye for several kisses, and then hugged Liu Ye tightly.Although Liu Hua's brain was down, she still noticed the red ghost's small movements, her eyes widened suddenly, and she flew over and kicked the red ghost in the face.While the red ghost bent down to dodge, Liu Hua quickly occupied the top of Liu Ye's head, using both feet, to fight the unwilling red ghost.Liu Ye, whose innocence was affected, could only passively follow Liu Hua's movements, swaying left and right, shaking dizzily.

I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to bear it anymore, anyway, even if I slap the red ghost, his skin is so thick, he won't feel any pain!Liu Ye stretched out his hand, grabbed Liu Hua who was still defending the territory above his head, and slapped towards the wall in front of him.Ever since Li Xiaoming provoked a gangster when he was nine years old, Liu Ye awakened to this powerful skill because he disliked the gangster's wretched appearance.As long as Liu Ye concentrates his mind and strength and uses a certain part of his body to directly contact the ghost, he can seal the ghost that cannot touch the entity (wall, floor, etc.) for a short time.As he grows older, this sealing skill will also become stronger. Of course, Liu Ye is only ignorant now that this is a manifestation of his body being different from ordinary people.

Liu Hua's qualifications as a ghost messenger are hundreds of years longer than that of the ghost mother-in-law. The reason why she is used to calling other ghost servants as ghost mother-in-law is because he has always been a little ghost, so he can only follow the trend and start pretending to be tender.For the first time in so many years, he was slapped on the wall, and he had to struggle for several minutes before he could climb out... As expected of his twin brother, he was obviously a violent man, he liked it!Liu Hua rubbed her distorted waist in relief, imagining how the red ghost would be beaten up by Liu Ye in the future. If it wasn't for the image in Liu Ye's heart, he would have wanted to cry up to the sky to express his feelings. The excitement in my heart.

However, even though Liu Hua has paid great attention to her image, in Liu Ye's heart, this milk doll is still a milk doll who likes to have convulsions.Recalling that the milk doll was lying on top of his head just now, and he didn't know if there was any drooling, Liu Ye's heart broke down a little bit, and he regretted that he had done so lightly just now. "Daddy, who is he?" Liu Ye picked up the fruit plate on the coffee table, nestled into the arms of the red ghost, and asked curiously while enjoying the feeding.

After Red Ghost's introduction and Liu Hua's bluffing rebuttal, Liu Ye finally understood.This milk doll is his eldest brother Liu Hua who died young. His grandmother Liu Huang used to take him to see Liu Hua's small grave every year.But, shouldn't there be such a small lump when Liu Hua died?I haven't heard that after being a ghost, you can grow taller. Could it be that there is some special method, and I don't know if it can be used on humans!Since it's my brother, don't shoot it into the wall at will in the future, milk dolls need to be taken care of gently.When you are bored, you can also take it out for a walk!

"Yezi, brother, tell you, Qi Dahong, you can't call him daddy. He is your child bride, so you can only call him daughter-in-law in the future, do you hear me?" Liu Hua, who finally felt that the name was wrong, Surprising facts were revealed belatedly.

Wait, what did his cheap brother say just now?The red ghost is not his father, but his child bride?The child bride-in-law Liu Ye still knows about it. There are real examples in the Liu family village. Isn't that the daughter-in-law used to give birth to babies?How could the red ghost become his child bride? !

☆, 25 identity conversion

Liu Ye, who was puzzled, could only blink his eyes at the red ghost, and asked in his still immature voice: "Daddy, are you going to give me a baby?"

The red ghost didn't expect Liu Hua, an old ghost, to tell this matter now. Originally, he planned to wait until Liu Ye really grew up and had such physical needs, and then had a good talk with him about this matter.Of course, if Liu Ye insists on clinging to him and wants to spend his whole life with him, he is still very happy; if the baby he raised so hard accidentally finds another partner, although he will be a little disappointed, he will never be a bad person The bad thing about the marriage, the big deal is to complete a cultivation game, anyway, Liu Ye has been calling him dad all these years.However, now that Liu Hua has explained the matter to the public, Hong Gui's mood is still very delicate. The joy of being completely bound by the relationship, the worry about the growing possessiveness in his heart, and a trace of guilt towards Liu Ye all emerged in his heart at the same time.

"If Ye Zi wants a doll, it's not impossible. But it's not born from the stomach, it grows from the tree." The red ghost looked at Liu Ye whose eyes were shining, and tried hard to maintain it even in the presence of outsiders. Without changing his image, he just rubbed Liu Ye's little face affectionately.Being a daughter-in-law has never been a problem in his heart, seeing Liu Hua pick up a rock and throw it at his foot, he is still very happy to see it come true.

A doll growing from a tree?Liu Ye thought of the ginseng fruit eaten by monkeys on TV, and quickly shook his head: "Don't grow on trees, don't want dolls! I don't want to eat dolls!"

The brat Liu Hua at the side was feeling annoyed. With such an unvirtuous sister-in-law, he should do everything possible to break up the bet. How could he be so stupid as to be exposed? It was all because of this stupid Yezi!Who knows, this stupid Ye Zi can be even more stupid, eating a baby, what is he thinking about?His old waist! "Silly Ye Zi, men can't have children. Your teacher hasn't given you a physiology education class yet? Only women, that is, those with two lumps of flesh on their breasts, can give birth to babies, you know? In the future, my brother will definitely help How about you find a beautiful woman and give birth to a bunch of dolls for you to play with?" As for this red ghost who called himself a child bride-in-law, Liu Hua picked her ears, but he didn't hear anything.

No matter how beautiful a woman is, can she look better than the red ghost?Can you pamper him like the red ghost?Can you give him gold to play with like the red ghost?Can you beckon all kinds of delicacies like a red ghost?Liu Ye sighed silently in his heart, his twin brother hadn't grown up yet, he was completely a milk baby, and he dared to call him stupid, really, for the sake of his early death, I didn't care about him as a milk baby!Of course, in order to express his extremely firm position in his heart, under the attention of the red ghost, Liu Ye held his face again, took a bite on his lips, and shouted loudly: "Daughter-in-law!"

The red ghost felt a lot of emotions when he heard the sound of the particularly mellow daughter-in-law, and was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to react, and finally had to hum a lightly as a response.This time Liu Hua didn't flaunt her old waist, but just lay down on the ground.His cheap brother, it seems that he is really not a good stubble, you see, Qi Dahong has been tamed so docilely, he came here to do coolie for Qi Dahong worriedly, why?Thinking of this, Liu Hua almost burst into tears, and simply stopped watching the duo looking at each other affectionately over there. It would be better to eat some fruit for such a disturbing scene.Walking along with the fruit plate that Liu Ye placed on the sofa, Liu Hua turned her grief and anger into strength, and started to eat.

Liu Ye is still silently counting the benefits of the red ghost becoming a daughter-in-law. From today on, he can leave the boa constrictor pillow aside, and have a daughter-in-law to warm the bed!Well, you can also let the red ghost accompany you to school, so you don't have to lie on the table when you are sleepy, and it is warm and comfortable to nest in the red ghost's arms.From now on, I don’t have to smell the disgusting smell when I pass by the stinky ditch in the school. With the red ghost around, I will always smell good.Liu Ye was thinking about it, and when he didn't pay attention, he muttered, and the red ghost heard it clearly from the beginning to the end.

It turned out that during the time when he was picked on by Liu Hua and his workload was increasing, the cute little Ye Zi was wronged so much, and Dabao and the others were too incompetent as nannies, so he really needed to do something about it.The red ghost narrowed his eyes and smiled brighter. If it wasn't for the extra old ghost Liu Hua, he really wanted to hug Liu Ye and roll around on the bed right now, even if it wasn't time to do those embarrassing things. Addiction is also good.

"Father... that's not right!" Liu Ye habitually was about to call Red Ghost Daddy, when he suddenly remembered that Red Ghost is now his child bride-in-law, and immediately changed his words, "Daughter-in-law, this little ghost brother is so bad, he ate up all my snacks, I I can only be poorly hungry. Look, my little belly is deflated, so pitiful!"

The red ghost rubbed Liu Ye's fleshy belly in a funny way. As a perfect child bride-in-law, of course he would not expose his little husband's white lies. Even if it was a lie, he still insisted on defending his little husband. "This brat is really hateful. But, didn't Ye Zi tell Loach to save some stomach for cooking hot pot? Otherwise, this little belly won't be able to hold the meat later, wouldn't it be a big loss?"

Liu Ye listened to Hong Gui's words, although he didn't quite understand when he had talked about hot pot with Niqiu, but he would never push out the food that was in his mouth, and his body instinctively nodded in response.Besides, now is the season when all kinds of fruits are in abundance. He can find any fruit tree that is pleasing to the eye, and he can eat all he wants. Compared with hot pot, the fruit is inferior to many levels.So, Liu Ye, who finally finished the calculation, very much forgave his little ghost brother for stealing food, picked up the empty fruit plate, handed it over, and said kindly: "The grapes from the lame grandpa's house are big and sweet now. It's juicy, if you like to eat it, pick more!"

Liu Hua took the fruit plate dumbly, expressing her incomparable embarrassment for this crooked younger brother. As for why he didn't go crazy again on the spot... I have to say, the two of them really spent 2 seconds together in the mother's womb The moment Liu Hua received the fruit plate, Liu Hua instantly understood the subtext in Liu Ye's words - the grapes in the cripple's grandpa's house are all Liu Ye's private property, and now he is not only allowed to eat, but also let him pick as many as he likes. Absolutely the highest treatment.

As far as this sudden change of identity is concerned, Liu Ye is very handy. The loach brought the soup base, put the charcoal in the large copper pot on the table, and Liu Ye naturally summoned the red ghost.All of this is based on Liu Ye's understanding of different identities. In his heart, elders (godfathers) are used to show filial piety. As for child brides-in-law, he has also observed how to handle them, and this is what happened now.

The uncle in his twenties in the village asked his wife to do everything!Moreover, the red ghost didn't show any impatience, and Liu Ye naturally didn't feel how surprised he was doing in the eyes of the two onlookers.If the little ghost (Liu Hua) is ten years later, he will complain silently: My friends and I are shocked!Niqiu silently turned his back and touched his chin, which had barely fallen off, and gained a new understanding of Liu Ye's strength.

In fact, Liu Ye didn't do anything special, but lay in the red ghost's arms waiting to be fed, and casually instructed what to eat; seeing the poor little ghost's short arms and short legs, he couldn't eat well. Next, he thoughtfully asked his daughter-in-law to help rinse the food and put it in a bowl.In fact, Liu Ye has no intention of embarrassing or punishing the red ghost at all. Although he is a bit narrow-minded, he likes to carry out his cute little revenge under the most favorable circumstances!When eating, you should have a beautiful mood, and having no distractions is the greatest respect for food.

The red ghost's doting on Liu Ye has been deeply rooted in his bones. Although he was a little bit unhappy to let him dismiss Liu Hua mercifully, in order to meet the requirements of his little husband-in-law, the satisfaction of feeding him was enough to make him ignore his heart. awkward.Looking at Liu Ye who was dozing off in his arms due to lack of food, the red ghost angrily bit Liu Ye's ear, and then breathed lightly.

Liu Ye was still eating in a dream in a daze, and suddenly woke up with a smile, clutching his stomach that was aching from eating too much because of the laughter, and was about to teach a lesson with a serious face.It suddenly occurred to me that the title of daughter-in-law should be called when expressing intimacy. When you open your mouth to educate your own daughter-in-law, you must ensure your dignity from the title!Thus, another big stain in the life of the red ghost was born.

I only heard Liu Ye say: "Honghong, you can't do this again in the future, or I will... I will spank your butt!" Biting back or something is not a punishment, it is a reward. For a disobedient daughter-in-law, naturally Use the worst form of punishment - take off your pants and spank your ass!The brat next door to him has been beaten countless times, and every time he cries for his father and mother, he will definitely be able to settle down for a long time after the beating.

The red ghost was stupefied by Liu Ye's new nickname, and when he heard the spanking, he was even more embarrassed and helpless, and kept swiping the screen in his mind, especially when he heard the exaggerated laughter of the younger and younger kid, he directly moved his head towards it , blocked Liu Ye's words that he wanted to continue with his mouth.

Liu Ye was opening his mouth at this time, and the red ghost's tongue was easily inserted into his mouth, hooking his little tongue and rolling it continuously, making his cheeks hurt from being entangled.Although the red ghost's tongue was delicious, the feeding was too intense. Liu Ye wanted to bite several times, but was interrupted by the red ghost who sensitively noticed and pressed his cheek.With the constant soreness on his cheeks, coupled with his drowsy thinking due to lack of oxygen, Liu Ye slapped the happily eating red ghost completely.

Originally Liu Ye was lying in the arms of the Red Ghost, but the Red Ghost was so excited by the kiss that he accidentally pushed Liu Ye on the sofa, and it became the position where he was kneeling and sitting on Liu Ye.No, with Liu Ye's smooth hand, he really slapped the red ghost's round butt, which was extraordinarily loud.After the filming, Liu Ye rubbed and pinched it a few times, it feels so good!

☆、26 Difficult violent maniacs

Although he has witnessed the whole process of the little doll Liu Ye perfectly restraining the red ghost, Liu Hua, who is the elder brother, is still worried about this cute little Ye Zi.In view of the fact that the red ghosts are always taking advantage of Xiao Yezi and Xiao Yezi still cooperates wholeheartedly, Liu Hua said: No matter what, Xiao Yezi and Qi Dahong cannot be allowed to sleep alone on the same bed!It feels so bad to have to face deliberate year-end love every day!

"But, everyone is sleeping with their own wives!" Liu Ye was very dissatisfied with the insistence of the milk baby brother.It's hard for him to sleep with the warm red ghost again, and he must not be disturbed by others! "The so-called wives and children are hot on the kang, and there is a daughter-in-law in their arms. That is a life that even gods can't live." Huahua has been a ghost messenger for so long, and she is still so dishonest. Hey... Liu Ye didn't say the rest, lest his family The unlucky brother became angry from embarrassment, and insisted on being that wicked mother-in-law who beat mandarin ducks.

"A elder brother is like a father. Now that your uninitiated father is not here, I am the oldest here. As the head of the family, I will never allow you to sleep alone with this dangerous creature. If you sleep separately, let me supervise you. Pick one!" Huahua ignored Liu Ye's staring eyes, and sat down on the spare pillow for the red ghost, crossing Erlang's legs and shaking, with an arrogant attitude because his baby's figure was greatly compromised, not at all Disgusting.

That's right, the wife—the red ghost, the child—barely used this little brother to make up for it. The hot kang is not as warm as the red ghost in winter and cool in summer!Before Huahua realizes that she is a superfluous existence, Liu Ye still decides to welcome this relative who is willing to take the initiative to take care of him with a warm embrace.Well, he doesn't want to make people who care about him sad!

Liu Ye stretched out his fingers to poke Huahua's soft little face, tried to keep a straight face, and said in a helpless tone: "Okay, for the sake of your sincerity, I'll take you to sleep with me, little housekeeper brother! "Receiving the red ghost's resentful eyes, Liu Ye turned his head silently, well, as the real head of the family, he must not change his decision easily because of his wife's opinion.Although he has Liu Aiguo's genes, he must not learn from his henpecking temperament. Liu Ye clenched his fists and vowed in his heart that he would become an excellent man when he grows up.

"Then go to sleep, Yezi will get up early to go to school tomorrow." Seeing that he couldn't drive away Liu Hua, the super-powerful light bulb, the red ghost simply ignored his existence, and hugged Liu Ye tightly in his arms. Then he picked up Liu Ye's small pillow and switched to the other side of the bed.Of course, at the moment when he hugged Liu Ye and lay down, the red ghost secretly kicked Liu Hua very secretly, at least Liu Ye didn't feel anything wrong at all.

Liu Hua directly jumped up from the pillow and hit the ceiling straight into the ceiling. She was about to gnash her teeth and call Qi Dahong, the nickname of the red ghost, and was about to rush over to a hand-to-hand fight that she hadn't experienced in a long time. At this time, Liu Ye's bedroom The door opened again.The three people in the room looked at the door together, a black snake head was shaking and squeezed in through the crack of the door, and outside the mouth that was trying to close, a pair of muddy shoes were constantly kicking.

Looking at the mud-stained shoes, Liu Ye felt a little familiar—it seemed that Li Xiaoming, who came to him for help today, was wearing a pair of fluorescent sneakers.As for why Liu Ye was so impressed, of course, Li Xiaoming once praised this novel color of shoes in a letter, and proposed to buy Liu Ye a pair as brothers, but Liu Ye mercilessly rejected it.Liu Ye deeply believed that only those flirtatious peacocks would have a soft spot for such shoes. Of course, he didn't have any intention of attacking women's beauty psychology.

"Xiao Hei, why did you swallow Li Xiaoming? How dirty it must be! Hurry up and rinse your mouth, remember to use your toothbrush and toothpaste." Liu Ye looked at the boa constrictor who was asking for credit, and thought of the mud that had come from somewhere, and suddenly felt a little disgusted. , "Wait, let's wash it with washing powder." Keeping your pets clean and tidy is a daily task that every owner should complete!As an excellent host, Liu Ye has always been a man of action.

After giving the order, seeing that the boa constrictor seemed to be digesting the fact that he was disgusted, Liu Ye swooped down and landed on the boa constrictor's body—of course, it was the boa constrictor's inertial reflex that wrapped Liu Ye up with its tail and placed it on its body.Liu Ye naturally leaned forward, and pressed the python's bloody mouth with both hands, giving two slaps.After receiving the order, the boa constrictor spit out Li Xiaoming, who was about to pass out, in one gulp, and pulled the letter down as if pretending to be dead, waiting for a new round of torture.

Since the red ghost suddenly became indifferent to Liu Ye, the boa constrictor provided Liu Ye with its most precious letter as a toy out of a special plot to protect the calf.Facts have proved that after one compromise, it means countless compromises. The boa constrictor has evolved to the point that even if Liu Ye puts a bow on the letter, it will not be moved again.

Hey... How can a snake fairy who has lived for thousands of years be so cute that people can safely take it out for a walk?Liu Ye still maintained a helpless and awkward look on his face, but his actions revealed his eagerness to try!This is the first time brushing the python's teeth or something!The boa constrictor has so many teeth, and they are so sharp, I really want to pick one out and use it as a blade...

"After so many years, I still don't have a long memory. Didn't I say that you don't open your mouth if you have bad breath? If you open it so wide, you really deserve a beating!" The plan always fails to keep up with the changes. If there are only red ghosts here, then Liu Ye wants to make a fuss. No one will take action to organize this stupid snake, and it is very likely that they will even give all kinds of help.However, now that Huahua, the violent and crazy old ghost, is added, Liu Ye has just finished his fantasy. Huahua is a series of kicks, which tightly seals the python's bloody mouth. It really takes a lot of effort to open it again in a short time. No small price to pay.

Liu Ye looked at the boa constrictor whose face was full of bumps and footprints, stretched out his hand to poke the face of the weeping boa constrictor with his fingers, and quickly changed to patting its relatively complete head as a comfort. "Xiao Hei, why don't you go to bed first? You look at the sky so dark, tomorrow must be a sunny day, bask in the sun and replenish calcium! Brush your teeth or something, wait until next time!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Ye jumped off the boa constrictor, and hugged Huahua who was still kicking his legs in disgust in the air. He is a man of principle, and Xiao Hei is his pet after all, so he was beaten like this After a meal, as the owner, it is not a disadvantage if you have to take revenge for your pet, even if it is this baby brother who beat him up!Liu Ye slapped the black cloth shoes that Huahua was wearing hard twice, then turned the angry Huahua back to himself, and turned his head to wink at the python who was still mourning.

The boa constrictor understood Liu Ye's thoughts in seconds, and wagging its tail cheerfully, rushed to the main room, perched on the beam and began to recuperate, trying to smooth out the potholes on his face.I don't know how long this evil star Liu Hua will stay. Thinking of the days of dire straits in the future, the boa constrictor will slap its tail on his face, and it will be flattened by a little bit - this bastard, physical attacks can be ignored, and it will rise back in a day, but he It is too much to use spiritual power!Ye Zi is still soft, cute, and caring, although... wait, it is also kneaded in various ways in Ye Zi's hands, but the methods are not as cruel as Liu Hua's. Speaking of it, the essence is still the same!The boa constrictor suddenly felt that life was gloomy, how could it become the legendary tortured thing.

Of course, if it was a few years later, the boa constrictor would know that it had unknowingly awakened its Shaking M physique, and would never return from this bumpy and happy road.

☆、27 Unlucky Li Xiaoming

At this time, Li Xiaoming, who finally woke up from his trance, looked up and saw Liu Ye who was smiling and the ghost with a stinky face lying on top of Liu Ye's head. In an instant, he felt that he had finally found his relatives and backers, and hugged him Liu Ye's thigh refused to let go and cried loudly.He was really scared to death, he never thought he could get this little life back!

When Liu Ye saw Li Xiaoming with snot and tears, his first reaction was to pull his legs back. Although he was wearing pajama pants, he had no intention of making a rag for someone.What's more, tears are fine, but snot is really disgusting!Liu Ye looked at Li Xiaoming who had no self-consciousness in disgust, and tried to kick him a few times to get his legs back, but unfortunately it didn't work at all.Li Xiaoming, who was crying miserably, didn't notice his movements at all. Due to the beauty of distance produced by the hazy tears, he even took Liu Ye's disgusted gaze as sympathetic comfort, and cried even more heartbreakingly.

This was the first time Liu Ye saw Li Xiaoming lose his composure like this. After kicking him a few times, he was too embarrassed to continue fussing. Anyway, the pants were already stained with tears and snot, so let's be a good man to the end, although he is not willing!Damn Huahua, don’t think he’s just staying on top of his head, you don’t know he’s laughing, hehe, how come they used to be twin brothers in the same mother’s womb. can be triggered.In particular, although this guy laughed silently, his body twitched and he shook his head. A fool could guess that he was snickering!

Leaving nothing to be saved, Liu Ye who was in a predicament was really annoyed by the sullen sniggering, and he has already secretly made a note for Huahua in his heart, so that you can have fun secretly!You see, it’s the daughter-in-law who understands her own feelings. Liu Ye beautifully took the two wet towels from Honggui’s hand, patted one on Li Xiaoming’s face without hesitation, and comforted him awkwardly: “Okay, it’s so ugly to cry. , wipe your face quickly, someone bullied you again, I'll beat you back!"

Li Xiaoming also vented most of the fear and grievance in his heart at this time, and finally regained his senses, let go of his hands in a hurry under the staring eyes of the red ghost, covered his face with a wet towel, and dared not look up again.Hehe, he really didn't do it on purpose this time. Normally, he would be unlucky for several days if he hooked his shoulders and put his back on his shoulders occasionally. Now, holding his thigh and crying for so long, he always feels that life is gloomy. He doesn't want to annoy this possessive person at all. Liu Ye is his godfather!

Liu Ye took off his pajama pants as soon as his left leg was free, and then sat on the bed and wiped it vigorously with another wet towel. Under the influence of the red ghost, he also developed a slight cleanliness.