The red ghost is my child bride?
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The craftsman dragged it here.As for why the python behaves so well, let's skip the twists and turns for now.
The boa constrictor who watched the whole process said that this new red ghost must have some special hobbies.In addition to being cruel, the current little doll is ashamed of both his courage and his ability to distinguish people.It just accidentally raised its tail to sweep out some dust before, and it was severely beaten, and now it is even more disgusted if it gets closer!It was clearly ordered to send the barrel back, okay?
Liu Ye slept extraordinarily soundly this night. There is a free and moderately elastic human flesh mattress, a pillow that will not fall out of his arms, and a manual massage with adjustable comfort throughout the whole process. It couldn't be better.The little belly was slowly being rubbed, and Liu Ye in his sleep was full of all kinds of fragrant delicacies, and he swooped towards the source of the fragrance and took a bite.Why can't this chicken leg be bitten off? The elasticity and chewiness are very good, and the taste is also good. It seems to be brushed with a thin layer of honey, which is a bit sweet.Liu Ye bit his teeth and didn't want to let go. He grinded his teeth several times, until the saliva flowed down, he reluctantly let go and smashed it with his mouth.
The red ghost whose chest was treated as a chicken leg by the little satyr Liu Ye, after the nipple and head were finally sucked into Liu Ye's mouth, covered his mouth to suppress the strange reaction of his body, did not exclaim, but his cheeks suddenly turned red, far away From a distance it looked like it was still steaming.This level is even worse than that of a cooked crab. If Liu Ye saw it, he would be so happy to lie on the ground with a smile.
The red ghost bit his lip in resentment, but he had no choice but to hold that little pervert who ate his tofu. He wanted to pinch that fleshy smiling face, but he couldn't do it because Liu Ye gritted his teeth unwillingly.With an extremely delicate mood, he waited until the tired Liu Ye turned his head away, and quickly closed his collar that had been rubbed off at some point, to prevent Liu Ye from attacking again.
However, Liu Ye slept very peacefully afterwards, lying in the arms of the red ghost, motionless, if the red ghost was not worried that Liu Ye would have a stiff neck, and occasionally changed Liu Ye's position to lie on his stomach, Liu Ye would definitely be in great pain when he woke up the next morning .Liu Ye opened his eyes in a beautiful mood for some reason, and before he could rub his eyes, he met the smiling face of the red ghost, and suddenly felt his little heart beating rapidly for a long time.At this time, Liu Ye didn't know what the inexplicable emotion was overflowing in his heart, he just looked at the red ghost stupidly, and then stretched out his hand to touch it back and forth.It's true, this beautiful godfather is really by his side as promised.
The red ghost looked at Liu Ye who was smiling and his eyes narrowed into crescent moons in his arms. He tapped Liu Ye's brows lightly, took the wet towel handed over by Si Yazi behind him, and gently wiped Liu Ye's small face from top to bottom.Liu Ye blinked his eyes, then stretched out his little hands, and waved them in front of the red ghost.Hong Gui, who was about to throw the towel to Si Yazi, muttered in his heart that this little pervert is still a slob, and continued to wipe Liu Ye's hands considerately.
After wiping his hands, Liu Ye bared his teeth at the Red Ghost. Seeing that the Red Ghost was unmoved, he gestured for his little canine teeth with his fingers, then kicked his calf, and looked at his pair of little sandals that were still in the main room.Grandma said that if you don't brush your teeth, your mouth will stink, that's why Liu Ye kept silent. Now he can't wait to wrap his arms around the red ghost's neck and scream, to express the joy in his heart.
Seeing the little sandals, the red ghost beckoned lightly, and Liu Ye's flip-flops floated in front of him and landed firmly.Liu Ye stood up, hugged the red ghost's face and rubbed it fiercely, then jumped under the bed, stepped on flip-flops and ran towards the well.The red ghost floated behind Liu Ye with a funny face, watching Liu Ye finish brushing his teeth quickly, and then threw himself into his arms.
"Daddy! Daddy!" Liu Ye hugged Honggui's trouser leg and slowly climbed up.The red ghost held Liu Ye's little butt to prevent him from accidentally falling and falling.
It wasn't until Liu Ye hung around Hong Gui's neck again that he asked with a smile, "What's the matter, are you so happy?"
"Beef buns and bean paste buns! Daddy said it last night!" Liu Ye waved his fists and emphasized with great excitement, "And go to the dam to play!"
The red ghost looked at Liu Ye in surprise. When did he promise this little pervert?He did think about breakfast last night, and he chanted a few words casually, but Liu Ye, who was sleeping soundly, heard it and remembered it in his heart.As for the dam, it was Si Yazi who sent the steamed stuffed bun to ask Liu Ye if he needed to check it out...
Seeing Liu Ye's full of anticipation, Hong Gui had no choice but to nod, as if he had agreed before!
☆, 18 dams
The dam is the most popular entertainment and leisure place for men, women and children in summer in Liujia Village and Hejia Village next door. In this era, in small counties, game rooms have just entered the lives of urban youths, and traditional sports still occupy the most intense color in summer.
Because Liu Ye has been raised by the Liu Huang family, for the dam between Liujia Village and Hejia Village, he only heard its name but not its scenery, and he secretly cared about it for a long time.Liu Huang's body is not very strong, and she can't do heavy work. Swimming is a dangerous and difficult sport. In her eyes, it is a restricted area, let alone a dam, and even the pond in the village. Baby Kim Sun approaches.Therefore, until Liu Huang's death, Liu Ye was not able to realize such an idea in his heart.
It's not that Liu Ye never thought about letting his little friends secretly take him to the dam, but every time he told his little friends, the little friends shook their heads and refused repeatedly.When asked the reason, the friends all said in unison—that dam was too smelly, so they didn’t want to go there.
There is one in Choushuigou Village, and Liu Ye walks around it every time he passes by. The taste is too ecstatic and unbearable.But the dam spread in the village is said to have a road paved with large stones, the river was cut off from it, and divided into two parts, the upper and lower streams are turbulent for rafting, and the upper streams are gentle, so children can practice swimming. The most suitable.And the dam has special guards, the water is much cleaner than the pond, and the famous clean girl in the village often goes to the dam, how can you say it stinks!It must be that the friends find it troublesome, so they don't want to accompany me!
Chewing on the steamed stuffed bun happily, Liu Ye kept fantasizing about the appearance of a dam in his mind. If a river was cut off, wouldn't it turn into a waterfall?The Water Curtain Cave in Journey to the West is really pretty, if he can go to heaven and escape like Monkey King—wait a minute!Why should he be envious of that monkey, his little friend and the red ghost can take him to float in mid-air, wouldn't he be able to play in the waterfall in a while?
The red ghost holding Liu Ye, watching the little doll's constantly changing expression, suddenly felt a little annoyed that he couldn't understand Liu Ye's heart in seconds, so he raised his eyebrows, bit the beef bun with half of it left, and gnawed it Gnaw this small mouth that closes one by one.
Liu Ye blinked, looked back and forth several times between Hong Gui and the remaining sliver of bun skin in his hand, smacked his lips, and handed the remaining bun skin to Hong Gui's mouth: "Daddy eat."
The red ghost ate the skin of the bun beside his mouth dumbfounded, then angrily took out the last bean paste bun in the paper bag, took a big bite in front of Liu Ye, bit off most of the bean paste filling, and looked at Liu Ye's pained expression , The mood suddenly eased a lot.He did it for Liu Ye's good, this little belly has become so round, if he eats the whole bun, the little guy's stomach will be rumbling again after a while, it will be so uncomfortable.
Liu Ye took the red ghost's hand and yelled away the rest of the bean paste stuffing. It wasn't that he didn't know how to respect his elders, but that the red ghost had clearly said before that he wouldn't eat buns, but now he suddenly changed his mind. broken!The red ghost must be deliberately bullying him, so he shouldn't be fooled foolishly.Liu Ye quickly swallowed the bun, pushed the red ghost's hand, and fed the bun skin that the red ghost disliked into his mouth again. Watching the red ghost eat the bun skin with a frown, Liu Ye secretly laughed with his head down.
Soon they arrived at the dam, and Si Yazi, who followed all the way, turned back when he smelled the stench from a distance. Because Liu Ye was hugged by the red ghost the whole time, he was naturally isolated from the strange smell and couldn't smell it. Let the little friends hate the taste.Instead, he looked at the legendary dam curiously. Although it was not as spectacular as he imagined, and he didn't see the noisy swimming scene, he still found it very interesting.
Especially the road paved with stones, it is really thrilling to step on.There is a certain distance between each stone. For the little Liu Ye, it takes a lot of deliberation before he can stride over it.The rocks are right at the cross-section of the dam, and the turbulent water continuously rushes through the gaps between the rocks. The splashing sound of water hitting the rocks and the singing of birds in the forest make Liu Ye's play more enjoyable.
Of course, the premise of all this is that the red ghost escorted all the way to isolate the stench.Liu Ye is always holding the hand of the red ghost, jumping happily on the rocks.The main reason why the red ghost came to the dam was not to bring Liu Ye to play, but because there was a poor household living in the dam. The current year has also reached the minimum standard, and the performance is not bad. You can barely get a household registration.
The impoverished household living in the dam must be a water ghost. This water ghost is exactly 30 years old. Unfortunately, when he died, he met a special period, because his ancestors were big landlords in Liujia Village. The family finally threw themselves into the river and was buried in this dark world.
The water ghost's name is Liu Rende. Like his family's ancestors, he is a good old man who is kind and generous. He was once a model worker in Liujia Village, a good example for everyone to admire and learn from.If he hadn't been framed by that wicked Liu Furen, maybe he would have taken Huahua from the next village, and now he would be full of children and grandchildren.
After Liu Rende felt the coercion of the red ghost, he hesitated for a long time. Still under the tremendous pressure, he quietly surfaced in a corner in the distance, and looked at it with the big, unrecognizable head. To the red ghost.The red ghost grabbed Liu Ye by the back collar and cleverly turned him around. He wanted to prevent Liu Ye from seeing such an unsightly scene, but the clever Liu Ye turned his head and saw it.
Liu Ye has been studying water ghosts for a long time, and he is full of doubts about this unknown creature. Looking at the huge green head, he suddenly thinks of the smelly ditch in the village, even if he doesn't smell the stench , also pinched his nose in disgust, and burrowed into the red ghost's arms.
The red ghost lightly bit Liu Ye's small cheek, as if evasively waiting for Liu Ye's revenge to bite back, and then got down to business in a good mood.The procedure for registering ghosts is very simple. Liu Rende is a resentful soul with a special pardon. As long as he declares his name and swears that he will abide by all the codes of conduct for staying in the world, and promises to follow the procedures, the red ghost only needs to take out his ghost after that. For that seal, just press a poke towards Liu Rende from the air.
Liu Ye looked curiously at the strange pattern on Liu Rende's forehead, reached out to touch the seal that was still floating in the air, and stared eagerly at the red ghost, with three large characters of "I want to play" written all over his face.The red ghost commanded the ink-colored seal to fly around Liu Ye's head several times, until Liu Ye became dizzy and stared blankly, then he held the seal in his hand, and waited for Liu Ye to recover with a smile.
What if the godfather always plays tricks?Liu Ye gave Hong Gui an annoyed look, and was distressed at the fact that he was so easily tricked.Ever since, feeling that the red ghost might still be playing tricks on people, Liu Ye kicked his legs angrily, buried his head in the red ghost's den and opened his mouth to bite.Biting the face and lips is an expression of love, rubbing the face is happiness, biting the neck and humming a few times is anger.In order to fully express the meaning of anger, Liu Ye used all his strength to take this mouthful, and he also ground his teeth ferociously.
It's a pity that the red ghost's skin is not as thick as usual. After all, he is also a legendary old ghost. The road to ghost cultivation is too long. It is better to let him live in a small dark room if he gives an exact date now. Hundreds of years.As far as Liu Ye's milk doll's strength is concerned, it is an exaggeration to say that he is tickling the red ghost.
The red ghost felt the wetness on his neck, and thought that this little pervert is really good at picking places, if he hadn't been prepared before being attacked, his legs would be weak now.Every ghost cultivator has a unique sea of qi. As time goes by, it will automatically operate to form a ghost qi. What Liu Ye is gnawing on right now is the sea of qi of the red ghost.
Because of Qi Hai's awkward position, Hong Gui has been very unaccustomed to interacting with people since he embarked on the path of ghost cultivation, especially if someone approached his face, who knows what the opposite person's intentions are.Under normal circumstances, the sea of qi exists in the internal organs, unlike him, it is wrapped in a layer of skin.Although his skin is thick, he has to be careful to watch out for it.Being firmly controlled by someone, this is the first experience of the red ghost, the feeling is quite subtle, even faintly excited.However, this milk doll is still too young...
Liu Ye felt the top of his head being gently rubbed by the red ghost's chin, and felt warm in his heart, so he decided to spare the joking red ghost for the time being.Well, as a good boy, Liu Ye said that he is easy to coax.Liu Ye secretly let go, and pulled the collar of the red ghost a few times with his small hand on the shoulder of the red ghost, trying to destroy the water stain on the neck.
He still didn't dislike Liu Ye's saliva, Hong Gui smiled helplessly.Looking up at the green water ghost Liu Rende, the red ghost waved his hands, indicating that the water ghost who doesn't care about the atmosphere can quickly get back into the water. Even if he is cut off from his sense of smell, just seeing this dirty appearance makes him feel that it stinks.
With such dirty water, Liu Ye could only think about jumping into the water to learn how to swim.After Liu Ye strongly expressed his desire to enter the water, the red ghost carried the person and floated at least ten meters away from the dam along the way he came.
"You smell it first, and then tell me if you want to go into the water." As soon as the red ghost finished speaking, he faced Liu Ye with a bitter face of resentment.Originally, he wanted to make fun of him, but recalling his embarrassing anger, he suppressed a smile, and floated towards the big locust tree in his arms.
☆、19 support group
In the blink of an eye, time has entered late autumn, and Liu Ye has been living with the red ghost for several months. Although he doesn't feel much in his heart, in Sun Fuquan's eyes, this doll is slowly leaving the human world.
Since Sun Fuquan bumped into Liu Ye who was floating in the air with chicken legs on the second day after taking over Liu Ye's job, he didn't pay much attention to such things as cooking.Hehe, it's not that he's boasting, except for those milk babies who can't cook, no one in Liu's village can cook worse than him.The only thing Sun Fuquan could sell was roasted sweet potatoes. Liu Ye, who was growing up, couldn't be wronged to eat sweet potatoes all day long. This was not the era when they were short of food and clothing.
The food that can only be barely eaten will definitely be disgusted by the red ghost. The red ghost really enjoys the atmosphere of feeding Liu Ye, especially when Liu Ye feeds back.Therefore, after having tasted Sun Fuquan's black-hand dishes once, the red ghost made up his mind to let these ghost messengers who are busy every day go to eat.He has a lot of renminbi, and you can exchange a bunch of Ming coins with a small denomination. If you want to eat delicious food, it can't be too easy.
No longer a part-time chef or nanny, Sun Fuquan worked as a part-time cleaner with worry and peace of mind, morning and evening.Come from the ancestral hall in the morning, clean the main room of the ancestral house and Liu Ye's bedroom before leaving; in the evening, tidy up Liu Ye's dirty clothes, wash them and dry them before going home.
Liu Ye didn't pay attention so much. Sun Fuquan showed his presence in front of him every day. He thought he communicated more with living people—this state was similar to when Liu Huang was alive before, but now he is like this. The situation is called stocking.
A few months of hard work are enough for the lively, active and inquisitive little Liu Ye to get acquainted with all the ghosts and spiritual non-human creatures in Liujia Village and its surroundings.Because of his strong background, Liu Ye can walk sideways in Liujia Village even without the red ghost to accompany him.Those timid creatures and ghosts all wished that this little ancestor could settle down, or greet them before coming, and they must hide as far away as possible, without any ambiguity.
There is no other reason, the support group formed by the Red Ghost for Liu Ye is enough to suppress everything with force.Although Red Ghost divides the territory extremely irresponsibly, he still has to work normally after all, and there are always two or three days a week to do something practical.When the red ghost was not around, he would arrange for one of the five little ghosts to accompany Liu Ye the whole time, in case this careless little pervert was bullied.
Just letting ghost messengers follow is not enough. Ghost messengers are restricted by the underworld, and the living cannot be aware of their existence, and there is nothing they can do to punish those living people.If you want to retaliate, you should wait for this person to succumb to seduction, and beat him up as much as you want.
To beware of living people, using non-human creatures is the best choice, such as the bodyguard python sent by the kind ghost mother-in-law.The reputation of the Snake Immortal has caused a lot of waves in Liujia Village, and now there is no family that does not keep it secret.Of course, the bodyguard of the boa constrictor is strong enough to support the scene, not to mention that it can be materialized for everyone to see its stalwart body and sharp eyes, and occasionally open its bloody mouth to swallow people in and spit it out to play ghosts Hitting the wall is also quite fun.
The boa constrictor has been enslaved by the ghost father-in-law for such a long time. Apart from the cuteness in his bones like Liu Ye, laziness is synonymous with his life.You see, Liu Ye is now rolling on the boa constrictor's body boredly, pinching its tail. The tail has been knotted several times, and the boa constrictor didn't even lift its eyelids.
Although the boa constrictor doesn't show it on the face, it is bleeding in its heart. If it wasn't too lazy to care about this little baby, it would have gone to the top of the tree to bask in the sun, and finally managed to make its skin shiny and shiny. , I didn't expect that the price I paid for it was to be a babysitter for a milk doll.The boa constrictor expressed that he was very frustrated. Isn’t it just a few dead knots? Wouldn’t it be good to just crush them all and connect them again? What a big deal!
Tired of playing, Liu Ye waved to the cheerful Dabao who was holding a bunch of oranges and eating.Dabao understood, and floated straight towards Liu Ye, and a piece of plump orange flesh was handed to Liu Ye's lips.Liu Ye enjoyed the feeding leisurely, and smashed his mouth after eating a petal. The oranges produced in his own orange grove are sweet and juicy.Well, it would be even better if the red ghost is here, and he can also experience the fun of feeding people.
As for why he didn't give food to his friends, Liu Ye rolled his eyes when he thought about it. He had tried to share his birthday cake before. Unexpectedly, Loach ate the plastic box that contained the cake and kept sighing about the plastic box. The taste of the box is good, I suggest Liu Ye also try a few mouthfuls.Even Dabao, who ate the orange just now, was not eating the taste of the orange flesh, but the fragrance contained in the orange flesh, so she gnawed it with the skin on - remove the skin, and the fragrance will fade like chewing wax.
After comparing the little friend with the red ghost, Liu Ye later realized that the red ghost is different from the ghost, and he can taste the ups and downs of food like a normal person.Of course, other ghost messengers are also possible, provided that the food in their hands is purchased with ghost coins, but Liu Ye doesn't know it yet.
It seems that the red ghost is special and must be very, very powerful. His godfather is even more powerful than the demon king who punches the hero in the cartoon! (Wait, for some reason, the boa constrictor who is in sync with Liu Ye's brain waves can't help but complain in his heart: This little doll's three views have been distorted by something, why should he worship the devil who is clean of bad things? Could it be that his future goal Is it to conquer the universe and rule the earth?)
The red ghost has been away for three full days. It is said that he is going to S province to hold a regional meeting, and it will take a week's round trip at the shortest.Liu Ye sullenly repeated the movements of standing up and throwing down the boa constrictor, and then standing up and continuing to jump. He felt a little like a red ghost, and he was not in the mood to eat the white rabbit toffee that Liu Aiguo asked someone to bring him.Especially when sleeping, the red ghost is warm when you hug it, and it also has a temperature adjustment function, so you don't feel hot at all; and this python who accepts his fate and becomes a pillow, will be kicked out of bed by Liu Ye in the middle of the night, feeling chilly The ice cubes are not needed all night.
Liu Ye was feeling drowsy rubbing his swollen belly. This habit of going to sleep after eating and playing was irresistible.Unexpectedly, at this moment, a voice of inquiry suddenly sounded behind him without any ups and downs. "Yezi, hasn't Big Brother come back today?" Following the voice, a stench gradually approached.
Although the boa constrictor can tolerate Liu Ye's crawling and rolling on it, it is limited to being too lazy to deal with it and considering the consequences of cruel suppression. It is a snake spirit with ideals, pursuit and love of cleanliness. The bedbugs that crawled out of the ditch stayed together.The boa constrictor flicked its tail, and a fist-sized stone drew a dazzling arc in the direction of the stench, followed by a shrill scream.
The one who screamed was also one of Liu Ye's support groups. It was Liu Rende, the water ghost in the dam a few days ago.Since he got the household registration, the unlucky Liu Rende no longer has to be buried in a deep dam, never seeing the sun; now, whenever the sun is not so glaring, he will climb out to bask in the sun to get rid of the smell.Of course, removing the odor was just his wishful thinking. The stench on Liu Rende's body was accumulated over decades, and it would absolutely be impossible to get rid of it without special cleaning methods.
As soon as Liu Rende went out to wander around, he would be driven away violently by other 'residents' who couldn't bear it. Now he has gone through untold hardships, and finally took a chance to find Liu Ye.The smell of this whole body made him feel disgusted by the smell. If he finds the big brother, everything can be solved.Thinking about him for decades, no one has talked to him. He used to be a chatterbox, so he can't be troubled anymore.If you want the big brother to agree, you must first please the little baby leader——Liu Ye, it is easy to have an acquaintance.
Let's talk about the title of big brother, if the red ghost hears it, it will probably be depressed and hurt internally.No, the rarest communication equipment in the county right now is a mobile phone, such a big brick, how awesome it is to hold it in your hand!Moreover, the implication is good, some local 'residents' call the Red Ghost Big Brother without authorization, and the name Red Ghost cannot be used indiscriminately.
Liu Ye had languished for a long time after smelling the stench that day, but he almost didn't spit it out after smelling it - fortunately, the boa constrictor reacted quickly. "Big brother?" Liu Ye fanned the wind with a canna leaf in distaste, while recalling the new thing he saw yesterday when he passed by the village chief's house, "Isn't the village chief's son holding that talking brick? Can it still walk?" This big brother doesn't have long legs, does he float like his little friend?
"The careless person just now was asking Lord Honggui." Dabao immediately explained to Liu Ye who had opened his mind.
"Oh, but why is he looking for Dad? Isn't his household registration completed?" Liu Ye asked lazily, wiping the tears that overflowed from the corners of his eyes because of yawning.
"Maybe I want to ask Lord Red Ghost to wash away his stench." Dabao blinked, and instantly told the truth.
"There is no smell!" Liu Ye nodded in agreement, and quickly fell into a dream.Well, a dam without smell means that you can swim around in the water, and you can also dive to touch fish and river mussels and snails?Thinking of these delicacies in the river, Liu Ye began to salivate, groaning and was about to bite down on the boa constrictor, but was stuffed into a piece of orange by Dabao with quick eyesight and quick hands.
The boa constrictor cast a grateful look at Dabao, and turned Liu Ye over with its tail to face the sky, so as not to fall into the wolf's mouth again.On the surface, Dabao enjoyed the boa constrictor's gratitude, but he was muttering in his heart, if Master Honggui hadn't ordered Ye Zi not to eat strange things, she wouldn't be bothered to save this stupid snake!
The author has something to say: Thank you Flying Bubble Gum dear mine (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
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☆, 20 little water ghost Xiaobao
After waking up from sleep, Liu Ye kicked his little arms and legs, stretched leisurely, then patted the same lazy python, and set off towards the dam that he missed most recently.After asking Dabao, Liu Ye decided to take a bath for the poor water ghost Liu Rende, and he worked really hard for the delicacies in the dam.
It's a pity that the red ghost can't come back today, otherwise the red ghost can block his sense of smell, and it's not a matter of taking a bath for Liu Rende, who smells like blood.Getting closer and closer to the dam, the boa constrictor with an extremely sensitive sense of smell expressed unspeakable misery, and really wanted to throw the milk baby off his body with a flick of his tail, but he could only think about it!
Liu Ye was wearing the tightest and most effective mask in the factory, which Dabao found from the next village after turning a corner halfway.The inside of the mask was sprinkled with some spices by Dabao. The fragrance is not strong, and there is a faint scent similar to mint, which makes people feel very comfortable.As for the big treasure who was on duty today, when she was chasing Liu Ye just now, she went back to the ancestral house and went to the ghost mother-in-law to beg for a sip of shochu.Even though the poor boa constrictor was dizzy, he resigned himself to his fate and headed towards the dam. Who made his body so strong that he couldn't twist his arms!
Finally reaching the dam, the boa constrictor waited anxiously for Liu Ye to jump off it, and then couldn't hold back, and didn't want to slip away, so it plunged headlong into the mud, leaving only half of its body dangling outside.It was the first time for a snake spirit with a little cleanliness to get into the soil, not only did not have any resentment, but was so moved that it almost burst into tears.It has to be said that the little Liu Ye has always created all kinds of wonderful records unconsciously.This is definitely the biggest stain after the python's death, bar none!
Because Liu Ye has a magical mask, he can actually smell some rotten eggs when he inhales, which is not very pungent and within the normal tolerance range.Suffocated, Liu Ye picked up the bamboo pole that someone left on the stone road before, beat it in the water several times, and shouted towards the place where the stench came from: "Liu Rende, come out quickly, I have grapefruit peels here. , take it and wash it!"
Of course, Liu Rende couldn't even smell the skin of an ordinary grapefruit, let alone touch it.The grapefruit peel that Liu Ye was waving now was naturally provided by the almighty Dabao. This grapefruit was originally a tribute to the ghost mother-in-law, and it has been enshrined in the ancestral hall for a whole month.This skin was picked out by Dabao from the potato, and the grapefruit meat had been shared and emptied by everyone, but this skin was soaked in her wine tank by the ghost mother-in-law, and it was not fished out until the new wine was replaced some time ago—— Not to mention one Liu Rende to taste, ten Liu Rende would be fine.
Dabao couldn't help licking his lips frequently when he thought of the good wine from the ghost mother-in-law. She didn't mind eating the skin directly, but the potato would probably hunt her down for a long time. Thinking about it, it's still not worth it!
Liu Ye didn't pay attention to Dabao's abnormal condition. He didn't see anything special about the grapefruit peel at all. No, he was wearing a mask on his face, and the smell of wine was mixed with the stench. He must not be able to smell it. arrived.Liu Ye's arm was sore from fetching water with a bamboo pole, but he still didn't find any trace of the water ghost Liu Rende. The stench became more intense as time passed.
Liu Ye sat down on the slate, wearing a pair of black shorts today, so he didn't have to worry about getting dirty at all.He carefully looked at the grapefruit peel, which was indistinguishable from the one just peeled off, regardless of shape and color, thinking that it was not dinner time anyway, so he might as well wait. The ghosts come back to the dam to play again.
Just as Liu Ye was holding on to the bamboo pole and preparing to walk back, he heard a commotion. Several [-]-year-old children led a group of adults running towards the dam, seeming to shout "this is here".When Liu Ye came to the dam, it happened that the child who had been playing around ran back to Liujia Village to ask for help. The only unlucky child left behind watched Liu Ye floating in the air riding a python from a distance, and he rolled his eyes , was frightened and passed out.
It didn't take long for the children to call the adults, only 10 minutes back and forth. Liu Ye couldn't be idle, and he still smelled the smell of rotten eggs here, so he felt that the time was particularly tormented.Hearing the yelling, Liu Ye tugged at Dabao's sleeve, his eyes staring at the bubbles constantly popping up in the water, wishing he could just jump into the water, but unfortunately he hasn't learned how to swim yet.
Dabao nodded knowingly, put a small arm of Liu Ye on her shoulder, and just floated over like this lightly. Although the movement looked light, Dabao used all his strength to feed, and brought a living Floating in the air is not an easy job.
Because the big treasure was dragging him, Liu Ye lay flat on the surface of the water, looking straight into the water, and happened to meet a panic-stricken face.The child who was struggling in the water, Liu Ye met yesterday in his orange grove, seems to have come back from a big city for the summer vacation?By the way, this kid is called Xiaobao, he is eight years old this year, and he is the son of Liu Furen, the wicked son of the village chief's family!Liu Ye affirmed Xiaobao's identity, looked at Xiaobao who was in great pain, and looked at the villagers who kept jumping into the water to find someone, hesitating whether he should yell to remind him that he was here.
Just as Liu Ye was about to shout, Dabao covered his mouth. "Don't make a sound, this is the reincarnation of resentful souls, don't let them be disturbed!" Dabao whispered in Liu Ye's ear, and then silently dragged Liu Ye away who was full of greetings.Although the child at the bottom of the water is pitiful, it is his own fate. If he wants to show his swimming skills, there are so many ponds in the village. It is also a good choice if he wants to play, but he wants to come to the dam. ?Dabao covered Liu Ye's eyes that wanted to look back, nodded towards Liu Rende who was about to go down to the underworld, glanced at Xiaobao who was full of resentment with disdain, and floated back to the boa constrictor calmly.
At this time, Liu Ye still didn't know what death was. His friends were all ghost messengers, and there were only a few living people he had contact with frequently. The rest of them were mostly local residents—wandering souls.Therefore, for the young Liu Ye, the only shadow that death brings to him is probably that his grandma Liu Huang can't go home to play with him often.At this moment, Liu Ye didn't know it, because he saw death and refused to save him once, so he was targeted by this little water ghost who had just formed, and secretly regarded him as a spare tire for the dead ghost, and only wanted to see him die.
Dabao directly dragged him home. She was too aware of Liu Ye's careful thinking. For curious things, she had to bite the bullet and never give up because of the wind and rain.Before Liu Rende went down to the underworld, Xiao Bao, who was chosen as the scapegoat, might survive at any time.If this will not bring him back, Liu Ye will definitely be involved with that little water ghost, and maybe even mess up the reincarnation procedure.
Let's talk about the little water ghost Xiaobao on the other side of the dam, watching Liu Rende, the raw water ghost who had strangled his neck just now, slowly drifting into an invisible vortex, his figure distorted and disappeared into the air.In the dark, he knew that it was the passage to the underworld, and this was the instinct of being a ghost.
Until Liu Rende arrived in the underworld, the villagers also salvaged Xiaobao's body from the dam. Except for some edema all over his body, he looked no different from sleeping.When Xiaobao and the village dolls just jumped into the dam, they were pinched unconscious by Liu Rende. Their lungs were not choked with water, and they were even able to breathe after being completely dragged into the bottom of the water.The reason why Liu Ye saw Xiaobao's struggling expression was that what he actually saw was Xiaobao's soul, which was breaking away from his body, because he had to accept
The boa constrictor who watched the whole process said that this new red ghost must have some special hobbies.In addition to being cruel, the current little doll is ashamed of both his courage and his ability to distinguish people.It just accidentally raised its tail to sweep out some dust before, and it was severely beaten, and now it is even more disgusted if it gets closer!It was clearly ordered to send the barrel back, okay?
Liu Ye slept extraordinarily soundly this night. There is a free and moderately elastic human flesh mattress, a pillow that will not fall out of his arms, and a manual massage with adjustable comfort throughout the whole process. It couldn't be better.The little belly was slowly being rubbed, and Liu Ye in his sleep was full of all kinds of fragrant delicacies, and he swooped towards the source of the fragrance and took a bite.Why can't this chicken leg be bitten off? The elasticity and chewiness are very good, and the taste is also good. It seems to be brushed with a thin layer of honey, which is a bit sweet.Liu Ye bit his teeth and didn't want to let go. He grinded his teeth several times, until the saliva flowed down, he reluctantly let go and smashed it with his mouth.
The red ghost whose chest was treated as a chicken leg by the little satyr Liu Ye, after the nipple and head were finally sucked into Liu Ye's mouth, covered his mouth to suppress the strange reaction of his body, did not exclaim, but his cheeks suddenly turned red, far away From a distance it looked like it was still steaming.This level is even worse than that of a cooked crab. If Liu Ye saw it, he would be so happy to lie on the ground with a smile.
The red ghost bit his lip in resentment, but he had no choice but to hold that little pervert who ate his tofu. He wanted to pinch that fleshy smiling face, but he couldn't do it because Liu Ye gritted his teeth unwillingly.With an extremely delicate mood, he waited until the tired Liu Ye turned his head away, and quickly closed his collar that had been rubbed off at some point, to prevent Liu Ye from attacking again.
However, Liu Ye slept very peacefully afterwards, lying in the arms of the red ghost, motionless, if the red ghost was not worried that Liu Ye would have a stiff neck, and occasionally changed Liu Ye's position to lie on his stomach, Liu Ye would definitely be in great pain when he woke up the next morning .Liu Ye opened his eyes in a beautiful mood for some reason, and before he could rub his eyes, he met the smiling face of the red ghost, and suddenly felt his little heart beating rapidly for a long time.At this time, Liu Ye didn't know what the inexplicable emotion was overflowing in his heart, he just looked at the red ghost stupidly, and then stretched out his hand to touch it back and forth.It's true, this beautiful godfather is really by his side as promised.
The red ghost looked at Liu Ye who was smiling and his eyes narrowed into crescent moons in his arms. He tapped Liu Ye's brows lightly, took the wet towel handed over by Si Yazi behind him, and gently wiped Liu Ye's small face from top to bottom.Liu Ye blinked his eyes, then stretched out his little hands, and waved them in front of the red ghost.Hong Gui, who was about to throw the towel to Si Yazi, muttered in his heart that this little pervert is still a slob, and continued to wipe Liu Ye's hands considerately.
After wiping his hands, Liu Ye bared his teeth at the Red Ghost. Seeing that the Red Ghost was unmoved, he gestured for his little canine teeth with his fingers, then kicked his calf, and looked at his pair of little sandals that were still in the main room.Grandma said that if you don't brush your teeth, your mouth will stink, that's why Liu Ye kept silent. Now he can't wait to wrap his arms around the red ghost's neck and scream, to express the joy in his heart.
Seeing the little sandals, the red ghost beckoned lightly, and Liu Ye's flip-flops floated in front of him and landed firmly.Liu Ye stood up, hugged the red ghost's face and rubbed it fiercely, then jumped under the bed, stepped on flip-flops and ran towards the well.The red ghost floated behind Liu Ye with a funny face, watching Liu Ye finish brushing his teeth quickly, and then threw himself into his arms.
"Daddy! Daddy!" Liu Ye hugged Honggui's trouser leg and slowly climbed up.The red ghost held Liu Ye's little butt to prevent him from accidentally falling and falling.
It wasn't until Liu Ye hung around Hong Gui's neck again that he asked with a smile, "What's the matter, are you so happy?"
"Beef buns and bean paste buns! Daddy said it last night!" Liu Ye waved his fists and emphasized with great excitement, "And go to the dam to play!"
The red ghost looked at Liu Ye in surprise. When did he promise this little pervert?He did think about breakfast last night, and he chanted a few words casually, but Liu Ye, who was sleeping soundly, heard it and remembered it in his heart.As for the dam, it was Si Yazi who sent the steamed stuffed bun to ask Liu Ye if he needed to check it out...
Seeing Liu Ye's full of anticipation, Hong Gui had no choice but to nod, as if he had agreed before!
☆, 18 dams
The dam is the most popular entertainment and leisure place for men, women and children in summer in Liujia Village and Hejia Village next door. In this era, in small counties, game rooms have just entered the lives of urban youths, and traditional sports still occupy the most intense color in summer.
Because Liu Ye has been raised by the Liu Huang family, for the dam between Liujia Village and Hejia Village, he only heard its name but not its scenery, and he secretly cared about it for a long time.Liu Huang's body is not very strong, and she can't do heavy work. Swimming is a dangerous and difficult sport. In her eyes, it is a restricted area, let alone a dam, and even the pond in the village. Baby Kim Sun approaches.Therefore, until Liu Huang's death, Liu Ye was not able to realize such an idea in his heart.
It's not that Liu Ye never thought about letting his little friends secretly take him to the dam, but every time he told his little friends, the little friends shook their heads and refused repeatedly.When asked the reason, the friends all said in unison—that dam was too smelly, so they didn’t want to go there.
There is one in Choushuigou Village, and Liu Ye walks around it every time he passes by. The taste is too ecstatic and unbearable.But the dam spread in the village is said to have a road paved with large stones, the river was cut off from it, and divided into two parts, the upper and lower streams are turbulent for rafting, and the upper streams are gentle, so children can practice swimming. The most suitable.And the dam has special guards, the water is much cleaner than the pond, and the famous clean girl in the village often goes to the dam, how can you say it stinks!It must be that the friends find it troublesome, so they don't want to accompany me!
Chewing on the steamed stuffed bun happily, Liu Ye kept fantasizing about the appearance of a dam in his mind. If a river was cut off, wouldn't it turn into a waterfall?The Water Curtain Cave in Journey to the West is really pretty, if he can go to heaven and escape like Monkey King—wait a minute!Why should he be envious of that monkey, his little friend and the red ghost can take him to float in mid-air, wouldn't he be able to play in the waterfall in a while?
The red ghost holding Liu Ye, watching the little doll's constantly changing expression, suddenly felt a little annoyed that he couldn't understand Liu Ye's heart in seconds, so he raised his eyebrows, bit the beef bun with half of it left, and gnawed it Gnaw this small mouth that closes one by one.
Liu Ye blinked, looked back and forth several times between Hong Gui and the remaining sliver of bun skin in his hand, smacked his lips, and handed the remaining bun skin to Hong Gui's mouth: "Daddy eat."
The red ghost ate the skin of the bun beside his mouth dumbfounded, then angrily took out the last bean paste bun in the paper bag, took a big bite in front of Liu Ye, bit off most of the bean paste filling, and looked at Liu Ye's pained expression , The mood suddenly eased a lot.He did it for Liu Ye's good, this little belly has become so round, if he eats the whole bun, the little guy's stomach will be rumbling again after a while, it will be so uncomfortable.
Liu Ye took the red ghost's hand and yelled away the rest of the bean paste stuffing. It wasn't that he didn't know how to respect his elders, but that the red ghost had clearly said before that he wouldn't eat buns, but now he suddenly changed his mind. broken!The red ghost must be deliberately bullying him, so he shouldn't be fooled foolishly.Liu Ye quickly swallowed the bun, pushed the red ghost's hand, and fed the bun skin that the red ghost disliked into his mouth again. Watching the red ghost eat the bun skin with a frown, Liu Ye secretly laughed with his head down.
Soon they arrived at the dam, and Si Yazi, who followed all the way, turned back when he smelled the stench from a distance. Because Liu Ye was hugged by the red ghost the whole time, he was naturally isolated from the strange smell and couldn't smell it. Let the little friends hate the taste.Instead, he looked at the legendary dam curiously. Although it was not as spectacular as he imagined, and he didn't see the noisy swimming scene, he still found it very interesting.
Especially the road paved with stones, it is really thrilling to step on.There is a certain distance between each stone. For the little Liu Ye, it takes a lot of deliberation before he can stride over it.The rocks are right at the cross-section of the dam, and the turbulent water continuously rushes through the gaps between the rocks. The splashing sound of water hitting the rocks and the singing of birds in the forest make Liu Ye's play more enjoyable.
Of course, the premise of all this is that the red ghost escorted all the way to isolate the stench.Liu Ye is always holding the hand of the red ghost, jumping happily on the rocks.The main reason why the red ghost came to the dam was not to bring Liu Ye to play, but because there was a poor household living in the dam. The current year has also reached the minimum standard, and the performance is not bad. You can barely get a household registration.
The impoverished household living in the dam must be a water ghost. This water ghost is exactly 30 years old. Unfortunately, when he died, he met a special period, because his ancestors were big landlords in Liujia Village. The family finally threw themselves into the river and was buried in this dark world.
The water ghost's name is Liu Rende. Like his family's ancestors, he is a good old man who is kind and generous. He was once a model worker in Liujia Village, a good example for everyone to admire and learn from.If he hadn't been framed by that wicked Liu Furen, maybe he would have taken Huahua from the next village, and now he would be full of children and grandchildren.
After Liu Rende felt the coercion of the red ghost, he hesitated for a long time. Still under the tremendous pressure, he quietly surfaced in a corner in the distance, and looked at it with the big, unrecognizable head. To the red ghost.The red ghost grabbed Liu Ye by the back collar and cleverly turned him around. He wanted to prevent Liu Ye from seeing such an unsightly scene, but the clever Liu Ye turned his head and saw it.
Liu Ye has been studying water ghosts for a long time, and he is full of doubts about this unknown creature. Looking at the huge green head, he suddenly thinks of the smelly ditch in the village, even if he doesn't smell the stench , also pinched his nose in disgust, and burrowed into the red ghost's arms.
The red ghost lightly bit Liu Ye's small cheek, as if evasively waiting for Liu Ye's revenge to bite back, and then got down to business in a good mood.The procedure for registering ghosts is very simple. Liu Rende is a resentful soul with a special pardon. As long as he declares his name and swears that he will abide by all the codes of conduct for staying in the world, and promises to follow the procedures, the red ghost only needs to take out his ghost after that. For that seal, just press a poke towards Liu Rende from the air.
Liu Ye looked curiously at the strange pattern on Liu Rende's forehead, reached out to touch the seal that was still floating in the air, and stared eagerly at the red ghost, with three large characters of "I want to play" written all over his face.The red ghost commanded the ink-colored seal to fly around Liu Ye's head several times, until Liu Ye became dizzy and stared blankly, then he held the seal in his hand, and waited for Liu Ye to recover with a smile.
What if the godfather always plays tricks?Liu Ye gave Hong Gui an annoyed look, and was distressed at the fact that he was so easily tricked.Ever since, feeling that the red ghost might still be playing tricks on people, Liu Ye kicked his legs angrily, buried his head in the red ghost's den and opened his mouth to bite.Biting the face and lips is an expression of love, rubbing the face is happiness, biting the neck and humming a few times is anger.In order to fully express the meaning of anger, Liu Ye used all his strength to take this mouthful, and he also ground his teeth ferociously.
It's a pity that the red ghost's skin is not as thick as usual. After all, he is also a legendary old ghost. The road to ghost cultivation is too long. It is better to let him live in a small dark room if he gives an exact date now. Hundreds of years.As far as Liu Ye's milk doll's strength is concerned, it is an exaggeration to say that he is tickling the red ghost.
The red ghost felt the wetness on his neck, and thought that this little pervert is really good at picking places, if he hadn't been prepared before being attacked, his legs would be weak now.Every ghost cultivator has a unique sea of qi. As time goes by, it will automatically operate to form a ghost qi. What Liu Ye is gnawing on right now is the sea of qi of the red ghost.
Because of Qi Hai's awkward position, Hong Gui has been very unaccustomed to interacting with people since he embarked on the path of ghost cultivation, especially if someone approached his face, who knows what the opposite person's intentions are.Under normal circumstances, the sea of qi exists in the internal organs, unlike him, it is wrapped in a layer of skin.Although his skin is thick, he has to be careful to watch out for it.Being firmly controlled by someone, this is the first experience of the red ghost, the feeling is quite subtle, even faintly excited.However, this milk doll is still too young...
Liu Ye felt the top of his head being gently rubbed by the red ghost's chin, and felt warm in his heart, so he decided to spare the joking red ghost for the time being.Well, as a good boy, Liu Ye said that he is easy to coax.Liu Ye secretly let go, and pulled the collar of the red ghost a few times with his small hand on the shoulder of the red ghost, trying to destroy the water stain on the neck.
He still didn't dislike Liu Ye's saliva, Hong Gui smiled helplessly.Looking up at the green water ghost Liu Rende, the red ghost waved his hands, indicating that the water ghost who doesn't care about the atmosphere can quickly get back into the water. Even if he is cut off from his sense of smell, just seeing this dirty appearance makes him feel that it stinks.
With such dirty water, Liu Ye could only think about jumping into the water to learn how to swim.After Liu Ye strongly expressed his desire to enter the water, the red ghost carried the person and floated at least ten meters away from the dam along the way he came.
"You smell it first, and then tell me if you want to go into the water." As soon as the red ghost finished speaking, he faced Liu Ye with a bitter face of resentment.Originally, he wanted to make fun of him, but recalling his embarrassing anger, he suppressed a smile, and floated towards the big locust tree in his arms.
☆、19 support group
In the blink of an eye, time has entered late autumn, and Liu Ye has been living with the red ghost for several months. Although he doesn't feel much in his heart, in Sun Fuquan's eyes, this doll is slowly leaving the human world.
Since Sun Fuquan bumped into Liu Ye who was floating in the air with chicken legs on the second day after taking over Liu Ye's job, he didn't pay much attention to such things as cooking.Hehe, it's not that he's boasting, except for those milk babies who can't cook, no one in Liu's village can cook worse than him.The only thing Sun Fuquan could sell was roasted sweet potatoes. Liu Ye, who was growing up, couldn't be wronged to eat sweet potatoes all day long. This was not the era when they were short of food and clothing.
The food that can only be barely eaten will definitely be disgusted by the red ghost. The red ghost really enjoys the atmosphere of feeding Liu Ye, especially when Liu Ye feeds back.Therefore, after having tasted Sun Fuquan's black-hand dishes once, the red ghost made up his mind to let these ghost messengers who are busy every day go to eat.He has a lot of renminbi, and you can exchange a bunch of Ming coins with a small denomination. If you want to eat delicious food, it can't be too easy.
No longer a part-time chef or nanny, Sun Fuquan worked as a part-time cleaner with worry and peace of mind, morning and evening.Come from the ancestral hall in the morning, clean the main room of the ancestral house and Liu Ye's bedroom before leaving; in the evening, tidy up Liu Ye's dirty clothes, wash them and dry them before going home.
Liu Ye didn't pay attention so much. Sun Fuquan showed his presence in front of him every day. He thought he communicated more with living people—this state was similar to when Liu Huang was alive before, but now he is like this. The situation is called stocking.
A few months of hard work are enough for the lively, active and inquisitive little Liu Ye to get acquainted with all the ghosts and spiritual non-human creatures in Liujia Village and its surroundings.Because of his strong background, Liu Ye can walk sideways in Liujia Village even without the red ghost to accompany him.Those timid creatures and ghosts all wished that this little ancestor could settle down, or greet them before coming, and they must hide as far away as possible, without any ambiguity.
There is no other reason, the support group formed by the Red Ghost for Liu Ye is enough to suppress everything with force.Although Red Ghost divides the territory extremely irresponsibly, he still has to work normally after all, and there are always two or three days a week to do something practical.When the red ghost was not around, he would arrange for one of the five little ghosts to accompany Liu Ye the whole time, in case this careless little pervert was bullied.
Just letting ghost messengers follow is not enough. Ghost messengers are restricted by the underworld, and the living cannot be aware of their existence, and there is nothing they can do to punish those living people.If you want to retaliate, you should wait for this person to succumb to seduction, and beat him up as much as you want.
To beware of living people, using non-human creatures is the best choice, such as the bodyguard python sent by the kind ghost mother-in-law.The reputation of the Snake Immortal has caused a lot of waves in Liujia Village, and now there is no family that does not keep it secret.Of course, the bodyguard of the boa constrictor is strong enough to support the scene, not to mention that it can be materialized for everyone to see its stalwart body and sharp eyes, and occasionally open its bloody mouth to swallow people in and spit it out to play ghosts Hitting the wall is also quite fun.
The boa constrictor has been enslaved by the ghost father-in-law for such a long time. Apart from the cuteness in his bones like Liu Ye, laziness is synonymous with his life.You see, Liu Ye is now rolling on the boa constrictor's body boredly, pinching its tail. The tail has been knotted several times, and the boa constrictor didn't even lift its eyelids.
Although the boa constrictor doesn't show it on the face, it is bleeding in its heart. If it wasn't too lazy to care about this little baby, it would have gone to the top of the tree to bask in the sun, and finally managed to make its skin shiny and shiny. , I didn't expect that the price I paid for it was to be a babysitter for a milk doll.The boa constrictor expressed that he was very frustrated. Isn’t it just a few dead knots? Wouldn’t it be good to just crush them all and connect them again? What a big deal!
Tired of playing, Liu Ye waved to the cheerful Dabao who was holding a bunch of oranges and eating.Dabao understood, and floated straight towards Liu Ye, and a piece of plump orange flesh was handed to Liu Ye's lips.Liu Ye enjoyed the feeding leisurely, and smashed his mouth after eating a petal. The oranges produced in his own orange grove are sweet and juicy.Well, it would be even better if the red ghost is here, and he can also experience the fun of feeding people.
As for why he didn't give food to his friends, Liu Ye rolled his eyes when he thought about it. He had tried to share his birthday cake before. Unexpectedly, Loach ate the plastic box that contained the cake and kept sighing about the plastic box. The taste of the box is good, I suggest Liu Ye also try a few mouthfuls.Even Dabao, who ate the orange just now, was not eating the taste of the orange flesh, but the fragrance contained in the orange flesh, so she gnawed it with the skin on - remove the skin, and the fragrance will fade like chewing wax.
After comparing the little friend with the red ghost, Liu Ye later realized that the red ghost is different from the ghost, and he can taste the ups and downs of food like a normal person.Of course, other ghost messengers are also possible, provided that the food in their hands is purchased with ghost coins, but Liu Ye doesn't know it yet.
It seems that the red ghost is special and must be very, very powerful. His godfather is even more powerful than the demon king who punches the hero in the cartoon! (Wait, for some reason, the boa constrictor who is in sync with Liu Ye's brain waves can't help but complain in his heart: This little doll's three views have been distorted by something, why should he worship the devil who is clean of bad things? Could it be that his future goal Is it to conquer the universe and rule the earth?)
The red ghost has been away for three full days. It is said that he is going to S province to hold a regional meeting, and it will take a week's round trip at the shortest.Liu Ye sullenly repeated the movements of standing up and throwing down the boa constrictor, and then standing up and continuing to jump. He felt a little like a red ghost, and he was not in the mood to eat the white rabbit toffee that Liu Aiguo asked someone to bring him.Especially when sleeping, the red ghost is warm when you hug it, and it also has a temperature adjustment function, so you don't feel hot at all; and this python who accepts his fate and becomes a pillow, will be kicked out of bed by Liu Ye in the middle of the night, feeling chilly The ice cubes are not needed all night.
Liu Ye was feeling drowsy rubbing his swollen belly. This habit of going to sleep after eating and playing was irresistible.Unexpectedly, at this moment, a voice of inquiry suddenly sounded behind him without any ups and downs. "Yezi, hasn't Big Brother come back today?" Following the voice, a stench gradually approached.
Although the boa constrictor can tolerate Liu Ye's crawling and rolling on it, it is limited to being too lazy to deal with it and considering the consequences of cruel suppression. It is a snake spirit with ideals, pursuit and love of cleanliness. The bedbugs that crawled out of the ditch stayed together.The boa constrictor flicked its tail, and a fist-sized stone drew a dazzling arc in the direction of the stench, followed by a shrill scream.
The one who screamed was also one of Liu Ye's support groups. It was Liu Rende, the water ghost in the dam a few days ago.Since he got the household registration, the unlucky Liu Rende no longer has to be buried in a deep dam, never seeing the sun; now, whenever the sun is not so glaring, he will climb out to bask in the sun to get rid of the smell.Of course, removing the odor was just his wishful thinking. The stench on Liu Rende's body was accumulated over decades, and it would absolutely be impossible to get rid of it without special cleaning methods.
As soon as Liu Rende went out to wander around, he would be driven away violently by other 'residents' who couldn't bear it. Now he has gone through untold hardships, and finally took a chance to find Liu Ye.The smell of this whole body made him feel disgusted by the smell. If he finds the big brother, everything can be solved.Thinking about him for decades, no one has talked to him. He used to be a chatterbox, so he can't be troubled anymore.If you want the big brother to agree, you must first please the little baby leader——Liu Ye, it is easy to have an acquaintance.
Let's talk about the title of big brother, if the red ghost hears it, it will probably be depressed and hurt internally.No, the rarest communication equipment in the county right now is a mobile phone, such a big brick, how awesome it is to hold it in your hand!Moreover, the implication is good, some local 'residents' call the Red Ghost Big Brother without authorization, and the name Red Ghost cannot be used indiscriminately.
Liu Ye had languished for a long time after smelling the stench that day, but he almost didn't spit it out after smelling it - fortunately, the boa constrictor reacted quickly. "Big brother?" Liu Ye fanned the wind with a canna leaf in distaste, while recalling the new thing he saw yesterday when he passed by the village chief's house, "Isn't the village chief's son holding that talking brick? Can it still walk?" This big brother doesn't have long legs, does he float like his little friend?
"The careless person just now was asking Lord Honggui." Dabao immediately explained to Liu Ye who had opened his mind.
"Oh, but why is he looking for Dad? Isn't his household registration completed?" Liu Ye asked lazily, wiping the tears that overflowed from the corners of his eyes because of yawning.
"Maybe I want to ask Lord Red Ghost to wash away his stench." Dabao blinked, and instantly told the truth.
"There is no smell!" Liu Ye nodded in agreement, and quickly fell into a dream.Well, a dam without smell means that you can swim around in the water, and you can also dive to touch fish and river mussels and snails?Thinking of these delicacies in the river, Liu Ye began to salivate, groaning and was about to bite down on the boa constrictor, but was stuffed into a piece of orange by Dabao with quick eyesight and quick hands.
The boa constrictor cast a grateful look at Dabao, and turned Liu Ye over with its tail to face the sky, so as not to fall into the wolf's mouth again.On the surface, Dabao enjoyed the boa constrictor's gratitude, but he was muttering in his heart, if Master Honggui hadn't ordered Ye Zi not to eat strange things, she wouldn't be bothered to save this stupid snake!
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☆, 20 little water ghost Xiaobao
After waking up from sleep, Liu Ye kicked his little arms and legs, stretched leisurely, then patted the same lazy python, and set off towards the dam that he missed most recently.After asking Dabao, Liu Ye decided to take a bath for the poor water ghost Liu Rende, and he worked really hard for the delicacies in the dam.
It's a pity that the red ghost can't come back today, otherwise the red ghost can block his sense of smell, and it's not a matter of taking a bath for Liu Rende, who smells like blood.Getting closer and closer to the dam, the boa constrictor with an extremely sensitive sense of smell expressed unspeakable misery, and really wanted to throw the milk baby off his body with a flick of his tail, but he could only think about it!
Liu Ye was wearing the tightest and most effective mask in the factory, which Dabao found from the next village after turning a corner halfway.The inside of the mask was sprinkled with some spices by Dabao. The fragrance is not strong, and there is a faint scent similar to mint, which makes people feel very comfortable.As for the big treasure who was on duty today, when she was chasing Liu Ye just now, she went back to the ancestral house and went to the ghost mother-in-law to beg for a sip of shochu.Even though the poor boa constrictor was dizzy, he resigned himself to his fate and headed towards the dam. Who made his body so strong that he couldn't twist his arms!
Finally reaching the dam, the boa constrictor waited anxiously for Liu Ye to jump off it, and then couldn't hold back, and didn't want to slip away, so it plunged headlong into the mud, leaving only half of its body dangling outside.It was the first time for a snake spirit with a little cleanliness to get into the soil, not only did not have any resentment, but was so moved that it almost burst into tears.It has to be said that the little Liu Ye has always created all kinds of wonderful records unconsciously.This is definitely the biggest stain after the python's death, bar none!
Because Liu Ye has a magical mask, he can actually smell some rotten eggs when he inhales, which is not very pungent and within the normal tolerance range.Suffocated, Liu Ye picked up the bamboo pole that someone left on the stone road before, beat it in the water several times, and shouted towards the place where the stench came from: "Liu Rende, come out quickly, I have grapefruit peels here. , take it and wash it!"
Of course, Liu Rende couldn't even smell the skin of an ordinary grapefruit, let alone touch it.The grapefruit peel that Liu Ye was waving now was naturally provided by the almighty Dabao. This grapefruit was originally a tribute to the ghost mother-in-law, and it has been enshrined in the ancestral hall for a whole month.This skin was picked out by Dabao from the potato, and the grapefruit meat had been shared and emptied by everyone, but this skin was soaked in her wine tank by the ghost mother-in-law, and it was not fished out until the new wine was replaced some time ago—— Not to mention one Liu Rende to taste, ten Liu Rende would be fine.
Dabao couldn't help licking his lips frequently when he thought of the good wine from the ghost mother-in-law. She didn't mind eating the skin directly, but the potato would probably hunt her down for a long time. Thinking about it, it's still not worth it!
Liu Ye didn't pay attention to Dabao's abnormal condition. He didn't see anything special about the grapefruit peel at all. No, he was wearing a mask on his face, and the smell of wine was mixed with the stench. He must not be able to smell it. arrived.Liu Ye's arm was sore from fetching water with a bamboo pole, but he still didn't find any trace of the water ghost Liu Rende. The stench became more intense as time passed.
Liu Ye sat down on the slate, wearing a pair of black shorts today, so he didn't have to worry about getting dirty at all.He carefully looked at the grapefruit peel, which was indistinguishable from the one just peeled off, regardless of shape and color, thinking that it was not dinner time anyway, so he might as well wait. The ghosts come back to the dam to play again.
Just as Liu Ye was holding on to the bamboo pole and preparing to walk back, he heard a commotion. Several [-]-year-old children led a group of adults running towards the dam, seeming to shout "this is here".When Liu Ye came to the dam, it happened that the child who had been playing around ran back to Liujia Village to ask for help. The only unlucky child left behind watched Liu Ye floating in the air riding a python from a distance, and he rolled his eyes , was frightened and passed out.
It didn't take long for the children to call the adults, only 10 minutes back and forth. Liu Ye couldn't be idle, and he still smelled the smell of rotten eggs here, so he felt that the time was particularly tormented.Hearing the yelling, Liu Ye tugged at Dabao's sleeve, his eyes staring at the bubbles constantly popping up in the water, wishing he could just jump into the water, but unfortunately he hasn't learned how to swim yet.
Dabao nodded knowingly, put a small arm of Liu Ye on her shoulder, and just floated over like this lightly. Although the movement looked light, Dabao used all his strength to feed, and brought a living Floating in the air is not an easy job.
Because the big treasure was dragging him, Liu Ye lay flat on the surface of the water, looking straight into the water, and happened to meet a panic-stricken face.The child who was struggling in the water, Liu Ye met yesterday in his orange grove, seems to have come back from a big city for the summer vacation?By the way, this kid is called Xiaobao, he is eight years old this year, and he is the son of Liu Furen, the wicked son of the village chief's family!Liu Ye affirmed Xiaobao's identity, looked at Xiaobao who was in great pain, and looked at the villagers who kept jumping into the water to find someone, hesitating whether he should yell to remind him that he was here.
Just as Liu Ye was about to shout, Dabao covered his mouth. "Don't make a sound, this is the reincarnation of resentful souls, don't let them be disturbed!" Dabao whispered in Liu Ye's ear, and then silently dragged Liu Ye away who was full of greetings.Although the child at the bottom of the water is pitiful, it is his own fate. If he wants to show his swimming skills, there are so many ponds in the village. It is also a good choice if he wants to play, but he wants to come to the dam. ?Dabao covered Liu Ye's eyes that wanted to look back, nodded towards Liu Rende who was about to go down to the underworld, glanced at Xiaobao who was full of resentment with disdain, and floated back to the boa constrictor calmly.
At this time, Liu Ye still didn't know what death was. His friends were all ghost messengers, and there were only a few living people he had contact with frequently. The rest of them were mostly local residents—wandering souls.Therefore, for the young Liu Ye, the only shadow that death brings to him is probably that his grandma Liu Huang can't go home to play with him often.At this moment, Liu Ye didn't know it, because he saw death and refused to save him once, so he was targeted by this little water ghost who had just formed, and secretly regarded him as a spare tire for the dead ghost, and only wanted to see him die.
Dabao directly dragged him home. She was too aware of Liu Ye's careful thinking. For curious things, she had to bite the bullet and never give up because of the wind and rain.Before Liu Rende went down to the underworld, Xiao Bao, who was chosen as the scapegoat, might survive at any time.If this will not bring him back, Liu Ye will definitely be involved with that little water ghost, and maybe even mess up the reincarnation procedure.
Let's talk about the little water ghost Xiaobao on the other side of the dam, watching Liu Rende, the raw water ghost who had strangled his neck just now, slowly drifting into an invisible vortex, his figure distorted and disappeared into the air.In the dark, he knew that it was the passage to the underworld, and this was the instinct of being a ghost.
Until Liu Rende arrived in the underworld, the villagers also salvaged Xiaobao's body from the dam. Except for some edema all over his body, he looked no different from sleeping.When Xiaobao and the village dolls just jumped into the dam, they were pinched unconscious by Liu Rende. Their lungs were not choked with water, and they were even able to breathe after being completely dragged into the bottom of the water.The reason why Liu Ye saw Xiaobao's struggling expression was that what he actually saw was Xiaobao's soul, which was breaking away from his body, because he had to accept
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