The red ghost is my child bride?

The spirit is not bad, I will definitely recover soon! Li Daming opened the curtain, saw this comedy-like scene, walked over and patted Maodandan on the shoulder, and said with a smile.

"Daddy, the name Speardandan is so fun!" Liu Ye tugged at Hong Gui's sleeves, and when Hong Gui leaned over, he whispered in front of Hong Gui's ear, "When Wangcai gives birth to a puppy, I want to give birth to the little pup. The pup is named Maoqiuqiu!" As for the title, Liu Ye actually wanted to call him his daughter-in-law, and he didn't mind at all when it was announced that Honggui was his child bride-in-law. With ordinary people's ability to accept, Liu Ye still chooses to listen to Hong Gui's advice, and still calls Hong Gui Daddy when there are outsiders.

The red ghost tapped the tip of Liu Ye's nose lightly with his fingertips, and nodded with a smile. Facing Liu Ye's little expression of enjoying himself, he couldn't help but hugged him into his arms.Liu Ye kicked his calf in dissatisfaction, buried his head in the red ghost's neck and ground his teeth for a while, and finally he was relieved.He has grown up, although being a good husband-in-law needs to meet the small requirements of his own wife, but this is outside and will be laughed at by others.Regarding the point of ridicule, Liu Ye really wronged those uncles and aunts. You know, with his height, being held in the arms of a red ghost would not be fake, but it would be bloody on the face of a cute person.

Now that the unfortunate passer-by Maodandan woke up and Li Xiaoming was able to speak normally, the focus of everyone's attention immediately shifted to the details of what happened last night, especially the weirdness of the giant female ghost.In this question and answer, Liu Ye and Huahua were the most active. As the greatest contributors to solving the female ghost without knowing anything, Liu Ye still wanted to find out what was so special about this rare ghost hunting experience for him.

☆, 34 Heavenly Master Spear Eggs

Mao Yingtian——Mao Dandan is 20 years old this year. Just last month, he took over the token of the descendant of the Mao family's Tianshi sect from his weak father and became the 220th second-generation head. day.As the head of a generation, his young age is his blemish. Compared with other sect heads, he is always one generation lower. Therefore, during his tenure, the first thing he did for the sect , That is to visit the various sects to prove their own strength.

The Yun family is the most authoritative among the alchemists, and the head of the family happens to be his uncle. The first stop of Maodandan's visit is Shuiyun Town.Mao Dandan's ability to catch ghosts has been recognized by his uncle Yun Zhongtian since he was a child, and the most important thing in coming to a relatively remote town like Shuiyun Town is to show his uncle face.Ever since, the boring Speardandan began to wander around in every corner of the town. This wandering was really interesting, because it made him discover a giant female ghost who was no different from ordinary ghosts.

As for how Maodandan discovered the giant female ghost, the unjust dead ghost, by relying on his intuition with no common sense at all, and his stubbornness that is impossible for ordinary people, let's skip it.Maodandan was so excited about the discovery of the unjust dead ghost that he couldn't sleep for several nights. According to the legend, he is most likely to become a Rakshasa!If he can take in such a ghost servant, he will slowly transform in the future——Mao Dandan seems to see countless Yin De being thrown at him.

It is not something that can be solved overnight if you want to take the unjust dead ghost into a ghost servant.Maodandan was in a hurry to prepare the corresponding materials, and had to keep an eye on the whereabouts of the stupid giant female ghost.No, it's inevitable that people doze off sometimes, not to mention Maodandan, a strong man who sleeps deeply!

In order to find the missing female ghost, Mao Dandan went through untold hardships, spent all the ghost coins sponsored by his uncle, and followed the trail mentioned by the wandering souls of good things all the way to Liu Ye's school. A giant female ghost buried alive in a sandpit.At that time, the giant female ghost was stimulated by Speardandan's spell, and she had some wits, and she could start to control the ghost energy, but at most it could scare Li Xiaoming, and she was still a scumbag in essence.

The giant female ghost was dug out from that weird sandpit after Maodandan begged Xiaoji and agreed to several troublesome things. How difficult the process was, if Maodandan recalled it, probably It's better than a broken ball and a penny.In short, to find the female ghost again, all the materials needed to be prepared are complete. Mao Dandan picked a hidden place, which is the haunted ruins where Liu Ye and the others went last night, and started to open the altar in the dark.

However, people are unlucky, and when drinking water is stuck between the teeth, Speardandy can count thousands of times, but he can't count this stupid-looking giant female ghost, but if he is buried in a sandpit once, he can get Adventure.Not only did this ritual fail to turn the female ghost into a maid, on the contrary, he was beaten to the ground by the female ghost.

When Maodandan finally recovered from the blow, he found a handsome young man who was a little on the thin side, groping up and down his body.Maodandan was tall and burly, with a square face in Chinese characters. If he put on an ancient costume, he would look like a decent figure from a martial arts drama.However, for such a rough guy, he has an unknown girlish heart - he likes the sunny and beautiful boy like Li Xiaoming.

The so-called color character with a knife on his head, by the time Maodandan finally realized something was wrong from the beautiful boy throwing himself into his arms, he had already been seized by the female ghost and suppressed him so hard that he had no chance of turning over Chance.I won't describe in detail what happened later, in short, he has become like this now, purely because of his own faults, and instead let Liu Ye, who is in a daze, pick up an invisible bargain!

After hearing the cause and effect of Maodandan, Maoqin almost vomited three liters of blood.Chang Sun Mao is a medical madman, vowing to use scientific methodology to explain all the ghosts and ghosts—now he is in his fourth year, and he is still staying in the brain department without complaint or regret, threatening that he will never get married until he has a breakthrough.Seeing the second grandson who was so hard to look forward to finally grow up, the result... Well, it seems that the second grandson is hopeless, so he should start with the dolls, and the rest of the dolls will be given to the dolls first. let's go!

After listening to the story, Liu Ye first looked at Li Xiaoming, who was gnashing his teeth as if swallowing a fly, and after a brief exchange of eyes with the red ghost, he finally determined that the culprit of all this was Maodandan!So, should Li Xiaoming be responsible to Maodandan, or should Maodandan be responsible to Li Xiaoming?Liu Ye's thoughts suddenly became like a knotted twist, twisting and twisting, and he couldn't make sense of it.Liu Ye patted his little head that was about to be overloaded in distress, and decided to go home and have dinner before continuing to think.After listening to the story for most of the day, it's time for dinner!

"Look at me, I just fell asleep for some reason! Hey, Ye Zi, it's not early yet, so you can rest assured and go back to eat. Come and see Xiaoming when you have time. I'll let my family see you tomorrow. Come here with some candied nuts!" Mingshen lazily, because he just woke up, his eyes are not very good, and he didn't see the weird expressions of other people at all, he first greeted Liu Ye, and then said to Maoqin, "Maoqin Uncle, why don't you rest for a while too? I'll watch over this!"

As a foodie, Liu Ye started to panic when he didn't eat at all. When he heard Li Daming's proposal, if he didn't care about Li Xiaoming's feelings, he would definitely agree with it.The troubled Li Xiaoming watched Liu Ye and the others leave under Maodandan's affectionate gaze.If it wasn't for Li Daming, Li Xiaoming really wanted to yell, "Either take me, or just leave one behind!" 'This is a hospital with frequent spooky accidents, bastard, he has such a troubled physique, and he just stays here alone, is it really okay to let him, a heartless dad, take care of him?

Oh, no, they really left one, the ballless one lying on the bed!What's the use of staying for a celestial master who is stupider and more unlucky than him?It will only increase the probability of accidents, okay?Please take it away!

No matter how broken Li Xiaoming's heart was at the moment, Liu Ye, who had never paid attention to him, was carried home by the red ghost heartlessly.After returning home, the square table in the main room was already covered with dishes. Liu Ye kissed the red ghost deeply, and put the flowers that were resting on his head on the small round stool beside him, and gave them to the little friends who had prepared the meals. After a like, I started to eat food.

However, Liu Ye, who always smiles when he sees delicious food, is now frowning, holding the chopsticks in his little hand, shaking from side to side, and he has yet to make a move.In order to prevent the situation at noon, Dabao and the others prepared a very large amount, and what was on the table was only one-third of the staple food.It's a pity that their enthusiasm - they were so tired that they almost died again, but now they are doing bad things with good intentions.Liu Ye felt like his stomach was about to burst!However, he likes to eat every dish, and there are so many!so much!

The tender yellow braised chicken - Chi Liu; the articulate beer duck - Chi Liu; the spicy fish head with chopped pepper - Chi Liu; the delicious yellow bone fish soup - Chi Liu; the fat but not greasy twice-cooked pork ——Chi Liu; braised goose palm, hot and sour chicken offal, Sanjiao beef——Chi Liu, Chi Liu, Chi Liu!Woooooooo~ Liu Ye was crying in his heart, almost unable to swallow his saliva, and the little cake on the coffee table...

Liu Ye closed his eyes in despair, put down the chopsticks tremblingly (if the movement is too big, it will cause internal injury), then lay down little by little with the help of the red ghost, pillowed on the red ghost's lap, enjoying the massage to eliminate food.Liu Ye's appetite has returned to its original state, which is about the same as that of an adult man, but if he wants to eat more, his stomach will not be able to hold it. The scene at noon is purely accidental.Due to the adventure last night, Liu Ye's blood has mutated, and it has caused a series of changes in his body. This change is invisible, but it also requires a huge amount of energy to replenish.That's why Liu Ye can only eat so much food under special circumstances when he wakes up at noon. Once the energy is replenished, Liu Ye, who has not yet activated the magical objects in his body, will naturally return to normal.

The red ghost also thought that this was a short-term sequelae caused by the judge's pen. Seeing that Liu Ye returned to normal so quickly, he was still grateful that the ghost mother-in-law's remedy was effective, so he missed the opportunity to discover the abnormality in Liu Ye's body.As for the future, whenever the red ghost thinks about this matter, he will have mixed feelings...

Because of Liu Ye's resentment for not being able to stuff so many delicacies, he suddenly realized, and decided to decide the responsibility issue between Li Xiaoming and Maodandan.In any case, playing hooligans is wrong!Since Li Xiaoming is taking Maodandan and so on, he should marry Maodandan back home! (Wait, Ye Zi, did you forget something? Li Xiaoming was a female ghost at the time! Hey! He was also a victim...)

Although Maodandan looks a bit ugly and a bit stupid, she is still a mighty and domineering celestial master (Ye Zi, are you sure there is nothing wrong with your brain circuit?): Can play swords, catch ghosts, draw talismans, Can kung fu, and can control ghosts!If Li Xiaoming married Maodandan, he would no longer have to worry about being bullied by ghosts, so he wouldn't have to ask him for help every now and then, maybe Li Xiaoming would be able to play with ghosts in the future.

Well, Liu Ye nodded affirmatively again, so that he wouldn't have to worry about being interrupted during his vacation with the red ghost; from then on, it would be difficult for his little brother to become a man with his head held high, not a timid man!Sure enough, his decision was great!

At this time, Li Xiaoming, who was still in the hospital being harassed by the eager eyes of the spear, did not know that his life was just decided by Liu Ye, whom he considered his childhood sweetheart.If he knew, in fact, he would still resist such a move, really!

☆, 35 Liu strikes

Early in the morning, Liu Ye was still in a drowsy sleep, only to hear a thud outside the room, Liu Ye's first reaction: Li Xiaoming got into trouble again and came to ask for help?On second thought, no!This guy Li Xiaoming was mummified all over his body, so he should be lying on a hospital bed properly.Who will be outside?Could it be the lame grandpa who fell?

Thinking of this, Liu Ye sat up abruptly, rubbed his eyes, his vision was hazy, and he couldn't find where his still small pair of sandals were, so he wanted to jump on the ground with his bare feet.The crippled grandpa knocked down so many things, he must have fallen very badly, he needs to be sent to the hospital as soon as possible, the old man is very injured!

Liu Ye kicked his little feet hanging in the air, and turned his head helplessly. The little expression on his face perfectly interpreted the words "I really can't do anything about you."At this moment, Liu Ye's mood is probably: every time I get up, my wife always likes to pester me-with a dark feeling of distress. "Good morning!" Liu Ye touched the red ghost's head with both hands, kissed the red ghost's face and lips several times, and then patted the red ghost's hand tightly hugging his chest, "Daughter-in-law, the crippled grandpa fell down , I'm going to have a look! Let go!"

"The old man is still sleeping soundly in his room, why did he fall?" Hong Gui tried his best to suppress his disordered heart rate, carried Liu Ye back to the bed, and rubbed Liu Ye's little face affectionately, "Ye Zi is this Dreaming? It's still early, sleep with me for a while!"

When Liu Ye heard that Sun Fuquan was fine, he naturally no longer rushed out of bed and went to the main room. Following the Red Ghost's wish, he turned around and flew all over Hong Ghost's body.He hadn't had enough sleep in the first place, and as soon as he got down on the ground, he twisted his body to find a comfortable angle, and then continued to sleep soundly.

The red ghost caressed Liu Ye's back, but his eyes became dim.The skin-to-skin contact with Liu Ye is the most enjoyable and tormenting moment for him every night, because Liu Ye, a little guy, is never honest when he sleeps. The reason why Liu Ye was surprised by the movement outside just now is because the red ghost was distracted up.As for the reason that distracted the red ghost, it was just a 'bad' habit that Liu Ye had developed recently.

In the past, Liu Ye used to touch his chest muscles and abdominal muscles at most, pinch his waist a few times, rub his calves occasionally, and his movements were quite restrained; since Liu Ye tried the good touch of the red ghost's buttocks once, he often fell asleep. The little hand will follow the body's memory, hold the red ghost's buttocks and pinch and pinch... Every time the red ghost is pinched, his face will turn red, and his nerves can be tense to restrain the trembling of his body. It's too shameful for the little pervert to do that, too lewd, slutty, too hungry, thirsty... (Although this is true, the red ghost still insists on not letting Liu Ye find out, at least until Liu Ye is fully grown up! )

Therefore, the red ghost, who was still enjoying Liu Ye's loving caress, was interrupted, and flamboyantly vented his anger. Especially, the ones still tossing about in the main room were Li Jinlian and Liu Yue, whom he hated the most.Originally, I was worried that the two of them were also Liu Ye's blood relatives. As long as they stayed outside in peace and order and never came back, it would be fine if they were out of sight or out of mind. Since they came back without knowing each other, it would be a shame not to treat them well. Literally.Ye Zi of his family has been taken care of by the two of them many times!

Liu Yue, who was still venting about throwing her luggage in the main room, shuddered inexplicably. Facing Li Jinlian's stinky face, she kicked the luggage bag on the ground fiercely, turned around and walked into her room, and closed the door heavily. .Li Jinlian was not in the mood to talk to her beloved Yueya'er at this moment, she was afraid that she would slap Liu Yue on the face if she couldn't hold back.Li Jinlian scolded the stinky girl angrily, then picked up the luggage bags that had been thrown all over the floor, wiped off the dust on them, and put them into the room one by one.

Liu Ye woke up with a satisfied face, and when he let the red ghost hold hands and came to the kitchen to rinse his mouth, he swung from side to side and just finished wiping his face when he saw a person walking towards him in the main room out of the corner of his eye.Liu Ye took a closer look and jumped back in fright. How could this big living person look scarier than a ghost!The black eyes are like being punched several times, the face is as white as if you haven't eaten for a few days, the red mouth is exaggerated than the host at the graduation ceremony; and because the size is too small, it looks like it will explode soon The top and the patched jeans, together with the afro of the Golden Retriever Lion King, are not enough to describe Liu Ye's mood at the moment.

If it wasn't at a critical moment, Liu Ye felt that the disgusted and arrogant expression of the person walking across was a bit familiar. The more he looked at this face, the more he looked like Li Jinlian in his impression. Liu Ye must have been covered with water on Liu Yue's face .Dressing up like this, it's fine to scare ghosts, but it's her fault to come out to scare people!What's more, if someone you don't know runs into your home, isn't it a thief?A beating is still light!

It's a pity that the reality is always cruel. Liu Ye closed his chin, which was almost startled, and turned his head silently, ready to wait for Liu Ye who was blocking the door to come in, and then quickly go around her to go out.

"I said." Liu Yue crossed her hips, looked at Liu Ye very unhappily, and accused her arrogantly, "What kind of expression do you have? You don't greet people when you see them, what's the matter? You really think this is you Yes? This is my house, and it has nothing to do with you! Letting you live here is because we feel sorry for you and give you alms. And show me who you think you are!" In Liu Yue's heart, Liu Ye has already passed away, and it happens that the extra people will not rob her. All of Liu Aiguo's family property is naturally hers, and she is the master of this family.Naturally, Liu Yue, who was not pleasing to Liu Ye's eyes, finally got a chance to ridicule Liu Ye once. The words were as ugly as they were, anyway, she felt at ease.

After Liu Ye listened, he didn't react at all. Liu Yue's words always went in one ear and out the other, and he never paid attention to them.Liu Yue didn't like him, and it wasn't the first day he knew it. When he was a child, he would occasionally fight back depending on the situation, but now, he won't waste his efforts foolishly.Liu Ye has been living in the ancestral house, partly because of habit, partly because it is convenient for Sun Fuquan to contact him, he does not want to leave here for the time being, the ancestral house is like a bond that maintains the world for him.

The ancestral house that Liu Ye lives in now, although the right to use the house belongs to Liu Aiguo, but this land is shared by the five brothers and sisters of the Liu family. If it is really divided, Liu Aiguo can get half of it at most.But Liu Ye naturally wouldn't care about this matter, and Liu Yue, a girl in the second stage of middle school, took everything for granted and didn't bother to check the facts.

For Liu Ye's lack of response, Liu Yue was so angry that his teeth were itching, and he wanted to make a move at Liu Ye, but who knew that as soon as he took a step forward, he slipped and fell on his back.Liu Ye didn't respond, which doesn't mean that the red ghost standing beside him could bear it. The moment Liu Yue was about to make a move, the red ghost thought in his heart that he would just cut off his hand as a small punishment. Later, he considered Liu Ye's normal life in the future. , Only then did he hold back, but it was just a gust of wind that made Liu Yue fall down.

However, Liu Yue's fall was not easy. The arm that was raised just now was a comminuted fracture. Find a proficient bonesetter.Liu Ye didn't notice Liu Yue's movements. Seeing Liu Yue's unlucky fall, he didn't have the slightest thought of helping the person who wanted to beat him up just now. He didn't want to be relied upon. The most important thing now is to run away!

When Liu Yue cried out in pain, Liu Ye heard Li Jinlian's voice. Li Jinlian was even more unreasonable than Liu Yue. Liu Ye had thought about the same question countless times: Did he really come out of Li Jinlian's belly? ?As soon as Liu Ye took Hong Gui out of the house, he heard Li Jinlian's screams in the house, followed by all kinds of abuse by name.

Liu Ye shrugged innocently, he knew it would happen!However, Li Jinlian's level of swearing is really not very advanced, especially after comprehending the profoundness of Huahuaguo's swearing.Thinking of Huahua, Liu Ye patted his head in doubt, strange, he clearly remembered that before going to bed last night, Huahua still grabbed his head and refused to let go, why did Huahua disappear when he woke up?

When the red ghost saw Liu Ye's actions, his heart began to turn sour. Liu Ye had firmly remembered this stinky little devil in his heart only a few days ago. It was really an eyesore. "Huahua is a ghost messenger. Of course he has a job. He should be back in the afternoon." I really hope that I will never come again. Of course, the red ghost will not show his thoughts in a foolish way, but will be very gentle. Liu Ye explained.

Huahua has also gone to work, and her friends are not here, so what about breakfast?Liu Ye rubbed his belly, and was about to ask the red ghost for food, when the red ghost picked him up with a smile and headed towards the ancestral hall.Yes, today is the first day of the new year, and the tributes in the ancestral hall are all fresh. Apart from all kinds of shortbread, the most delicious one is the steamed bun made by the wife of the current village chief Liu Weiwei!On the first day of each month, Liu Ye had his breakfast in the ancestral hall, not because no one prepared breakfast for him, but because his special physique could be suppressed to a certain extent through these foods.The tribute contains the power of faith separated by the ghost mother-in-law, and it is best to use it to repair the seal.

After the problem of food and clothing was completely solved, when Sun Fuquan asked Liu Ye if he wanted to bring some shortbread home for snacks, Liu Ye talked about Li Jinlian and Liu Yue going home, and then suddenly remembered: These two people have not been back for several years. After passing through Liujia Village, it's time for school now, why did Li Jinlian take Liu Yue home?

As for Liu Ye who was also in school, he didn't even have the awareness that he needed to go to class. Before Li Xiaoming was discharged from the hospital, he was busy visiting Li Xiaoming every day. How could he still have time to go to school?The Red Ghost naturally pampered Liu Ye, and besides the content taught in the textbook, he didn't think it would have much effect on Liu Ye's future. The school is just a place where Liu Ye can have more contact with living people. If Liu Ye doesn't want to go, he can ask for leave. .

☆、36 What a painful realization

Li Xiaoming and Maodandan were still like mummies, they could only lie motionless on the bed.Since the two unlucky children could not be separated from someone to take care of them, the two families discussed with each other and hired a nurse; they were also worried that the nurse would not take care of the patients conscientiously, so they appointed Li Xiaoming's uncle Li Daliang, a fortune teller, to supervise them. , By the way, help take care of it.

The Mao family originally wanted to transfer Maodandan to another hospital and go back to the capital to receive more advanced treatment, to see if they could restore the health of the head of the Mao family's celestial master as soon as possible, and shoulder his due responsibilities...Okay, At least don't smash the Mao family's signboard. The Mao family has finally been promoted step by step by relying on the backstage. This face is naturally very important.Transferring to his own territory in the capital, even if there is any family scandal, it will not be the turn of other people to inquire.

However, under Maodandan's strong opposition and swearing to the death, the stuffy Maoqin just went out of his sight and out of his mind-he rushed over this time in a hurry, and those who are interested will be probing everywhere, if it weren't for this ward There used to be a ghost guard here, and now the Mao family's face has already been trampled on several times.After discussing with Li Daming, Maoqin packed up the self-respecting second grandson and gave it to his future in-laws. Of course, this was without Li Daming's knowledge.

As soon as Liu Ye pushed open the door of the ward, he saw a fortune teller throwing peanuts into his mouth with his legs crossed in the recliner.There was an uncle standing behind the fortune teller, and his identity as a nurse could be seen from the blue uniform.The loyal uncle was pinching the fortune teller's shoulders on the saddle, and asked in full conviction: "Li Banxian, tell me, can my son succeed this time? He has met several times in the past few years. He is not a man, girl." If it’s not her, it’s just that girl’s repentance temporarily, and she can still settle down now, my old lady’s hair is about to fall out.”

"What's the rush? Didn't I tell you just now? Marriage is destined by the heavens. Your son is doomed to suffer some hardships in marriage. As long as you always have a sincere heart, things will definitely work out! "The fortune teller shrugged his shoulders, made an inscrutable expression, and explained to the nurse uncle in a very serious tone, "It's you people who don't know what to do, always like to make do, how can you let this heart be so sincere? ?”

The uncle nurse was so frightened by the fortune teller's serious tone that he quickly fell silent. After nodding his head, his mind turned countless times, but he still couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Then this time, can the girl..." Make it happen?After meeting the fortune teller's unhappy eyes, the nurse shrank his neck and continued to press his shoulders without complaint.

After listening to this short conversation, Liu Ye couldn't help digging his ears. The fortune teller's ability to deceive people has not been updated for so long. To sum it up in one sentence, it is ambiguous, and it cannot be blamed on him.It is said that a man's son is going to suffer, if he doesn't find a match, then the ordeal is not over; if he finds a match, it means that your son has finally come to the end of his hardships... These days, there are still people who are fooled by fortune tellers, they are really stupid!

Anyway, this fortune teller is quite honest, and he didn't cheat for money anymore, otherwise he can teach him a good lesson, and save some wife money by the way.Liu Ye let out a sigh of regret in his heart, knocked on the opened door, and then smiled at the fortune teller who was so frightened that he almost fell off the couch: "Uncle Liang, I'll come and see Xiao Ming and Maodandan."

The fortune teller stood up instantly, and seeing Liu Ye, the little catastrophe, smiling so gently, he felt a chill, but he still kept his flattering face, pulled away the uncle nurse who was in the way, and took out a bag full of snacks from the drawer, Pass it to Liu Ye respectfully. "Yezi, Uncle Li asked me to bring you this. See what you like to eat, and Uncle Liang will bring you some more!"

Liu Ye took the bag full of food and showed his teeth happily. After nodding his thanks, he didn't want to scare the trembling Li Daliang any more.Li Xiaoming's face was tightly wrapped, and the wound on his face was easily involved when he spoke. Not only did he speak with a big tongue, he spoke slowly and it hurt, so he could only silently convey all the information with his eyes.At the moment when he met Liu Ye's sympathetic eyes, Li Xiaoming's eyes were blurred with tears, and he kept looking at Maodandan, who was less than one meter away from him, complaining about this snake spirit, hoping that Liu Ye could help throw this guy out.

It's a pity that Liu Ye didn't receive the clear eyes that Li Xiaoming thought he was conveying, because Liu Ye's focus was on his great decision yesterday after a brief moment of sympathy.This also shows that even though Li Xiaoming is unable to move, he still cares so much about the spear ball who was brutally trampled by him, and he is even more satisfied with his decision.

Thinking of this, Liu Ye patted Li Xiaoming's pillow comfortingly, then turned around.Li Xiaoming was full of expectation that Liu Ye could help him teach him a good lesson about this snake spirit, but in the end, Liu Ye looked at Li Xiaoming's Dandan with an idiotic face and said, "Brother Dandan, don't worry, I will definitely let Xiaoming take responsibility! "

When Li Xiaoming heard Liu Ye's words, his fragile glass heart was shattered into pieces, ah, it's so dark, I don't feel like I'm in love anymore!Is he going to spend his whole life with this snake spirit from now on?Where is the promised girl with big waves, and where is the girl next door who was agreed to be a little bird?He doesn't want a strong man, bastard!

Recalling what happened last night, Li Xiaoming wished he could faint.Li Daming, who was in charge of the night watch last night, fell into a deep sleep without any surprises. Li Xiaoming, who was so overwhelmed by the urge to urinate, could not wake up Li Daming by humming for a long time.

As soon as Maodandan saw Li Xiaoming's flushed face, he immediately ordered the ghost servant Maoqin had left for him to float his body up and land on Li Xiaoming's hospital bed.Li Xiaoming stared dumbfounded at Maodandan quickly ripping off his pants, holding the basin in one hand and his little Ming in the other.Li Xiaoming realized that Maodandan was kindly helping him with his physical problems, and with a faint gratitude in his heart, he just peed on Maodandan's hand.However, the naive Li Xiaoming, after urinating, found out sadly that this spear ball is a snake spirit at all!

When Li Xiaoming finished urinating, Maodandan held Xiao Xiaoming and shook it slightly, his eyes were full of this cute little guy swiping the screen, especially with Li Xiaoming's shy expression (that was being suppressed), so he endured He couldn't help flicking it with his hands, and then flicking it again... Li Xiaoming was anxious, and wanted to reach out to take the snake spirit disease off, but saw Maodandan put his pants on again with a reluctance, and then nothing Lay down beside him ominously.

Originally, the hospital bed area was small, and such a strong man like Maodandan was squeezed together, it was simply terrible.What's more, Li Xiaoming doesn't want to see this spearball who takes advantage of him now!Unexpectedly, this was just the beginning of a nightmare, and Maodandan, who had a girlish heart, would actually talk to him about sexual issues.Li Xiaoming wondered at first, why would he go to an orphanage to raise a child with all his functions, so that in the future he would find a beautiful wife and start a baseball team.However, Li Xiaoming couldn't refute it, firstly, he couldn't speak, and secondly, he didn't want to provoke the snake spirit at all.

Listening, listening, Li Xiaoming finally sensed that something was wrong!What the hell!God, is the head of this snake spirit made of cotton?It's fine for the snake spirit to be the mother of the child, why should he be the father of the child?Li Xiaoming fantasized about the strong man Maodandan, holding a little baby in his arms, nestled in his arms with a shy face, and suddenly felt his stomach churning and wanting to vomit... Li Xiaoming was brainwashed by Maodandan's thoughts At night, until dawn, I was relieved.

When Maodandan heard Liu Ye's promise, she was delighted to hear it. She wished she could take Li Xiaoming to a bond-bonding ceremony right now. As for the wedding, it can be postponed a little longer. The family has to make preparations, right?As a celestial master, Maodandan's perceptual ability is still very keen. Only when the girl's heart is overflowing, will he be a little abnormal. He knows Liu Ye's special status, so he naturally does his best to please Liu Ye. matchmaker.

"Yezi, with your words, I'm relieved Brother Dandan. Don't you want to learn how to draw symbols? Tomorrow I will ask grandpa to pack a bundle of exercise books. Let's learn slowly, hehe." Speardandan piled up Smiling, he hastily agreed, and promised Liu Ye the most concerned repayment.

When Liu Ye heard that he could learn to draw talismans, he was in a great mood. This spear is worthy of being a celestial master, he is so understanding!Thinking of the scene where a single talisman will pat the ghosts in place and can also direct the ghosts to pose in various poses, Liu Ye is very happy.If other friends know what Liu Ye thinks in his heart, the black line on his forehead will be full. Liu Ye's slap is enough to slap the ghosts into the wall and they can't move; Is there anyone who dares to resist?

Liu Ye, who saw it, was very interested in talismans, so Mao Dandan struck while the iron was hot, adding fuel and jealousy to the ghost-hunting experience he had heard from Mao Qin, and talked to Liu Ye.Liu Ye loved to listen to Liu Huang's talking about various folklore since he was a child. Later, after being claimed by the red ghost, the habit of bedtime stories was replaced by eating before going to bed.After entering junior high school, listening to all kinds of talk from the history teacher aroused his interest in listening to stories when he was a child. Unfortunately, the few in the family were either related to the important affairs of the underworld and could not be disclosed, or the stories were dull, which severely affected Liu Ye's enthusiasm.Now meeting the eloquent Maodandan, it’s like dozing off and giving away a pillow. Liu Ye’s jumping heart made the red ghost who was silently accompanying him grind his teeth in hatred, imagining countless ways to make Maodandan disappear silently. .

Feeling the murderous look in the red ghost's eyes, Li Xiaoming couldn't wait to applaud!But at the next moment, Liu Ye, who felt that he was ignoring his daughter-in-law, turned his head and smiled sweetly at the red ghost, scratched the red ghost's palm, and after sharing the feeling of the story with the red ghost, all the restlessness of the red ghost was smoothed out, even Before leaving, he nodded approvingly at Maodandan.

Desperate Li Xiaoming looked at the snow-white ceiling and always felt that something was collapsing...

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Liu Ye was carried home by the red ghost, thinking that he would go to Maodandan to learn how to draw amulets early in the morning, and he would also bring the spotless notebook that the teacher gave him to take good records.At this time, Liu Ye's cognition of Celestial Master is still on the surface - this is a prestigious, fun, and connotative profession, especially the majority of professional skills are fun.

The red ghost saw that it was rare for Liu Ye to be interested in heretics like Taoist priests, and he didn't