Zha Shou broke into the rivers and lakes

I don't know whether to say that Qu Ling and Zuo Yin are born actors or that they are crazy. They don't understand the meaning of fear, so they swaggered to Xiang Lin's table and sang and drank: "Uncle, the wine is good!" fragrant."

Zuo Yin: "Uncle, can I have a bite?"

Qu Ling: "Uncle, the food is delicious too!"

Zuo Yin said pitifully, "Uncle, we have been starving for almost a week."

Qu Ling looked anxiously: "Uncle, let's sit down and eat together."

Zuo Yin: "Uncle, you definitely can't eat so much by yourself, let us help you."

Qu Ling: "Uncle, don't waste food."

The blue-clothed guards behind Xiang Lin looked at Qu Ling and Zuo Yin in astonishment. Obviously, they did not expect Qu Ling and Zuo Yin to approach Xiang Lin so easily under their strict guard.They soon realized that Qu Ling and Zuo Yin's martial arts were extraordinary, and quickly drew their swords to protect Xiang Lin, pointing directly at them!

"Master! They are definitely not beggars! From my point of view, they may be detrimental to the master!" The leader of the guards in blue shouted firmly.

Qu Ling innocently said, "No. You have misunderstood us."

Zuo Yin had an innocent expression: "We really just want to beg for food."

Qu Ling's eyes were timid: "There are so many of you, how dare we have unreasonable thoughts..."

Zuo Yin: "It's not that we are too hungry, that's why we won't ask you for help."

Qu Ling echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, you are not only numerous, but all of you are vicious, holding swords."

Zuo Yin said awe-inspiringly, "But it's better to come here and be frightened by you than to starve to death."

Xiang Lin put down the wine glass in his hand, looked at Qu Ling and Zuo Yin with interest, and then glanced at the guards beside him, his beard trembling: "Why do you think they're plotting something wrong? Why do I think they're just brats? What? A mouth full of gibberish, full of loopholes."

Qu Ling and Zuo Yin looked at each other, then blinked Shui Lingling's big eyes, looked at Xiang Lin pitifully, and said in unison: "Uncle, everything we said is true, please pity us, otherwise we will not survive today." It's late, do you have the heart to watch us starve to death on the streets?"

Xiang Lin snorted coldly, and there was a ruthless look in his brows: "You have ruddy complexions and are full of energy. You don't look like a starving person. Tell me, what is the purpose of you coming here?"

Qu Ling was stunned, quickly covered her eyes with her sleeves, pretended to be crying, and cried softly: "It's only my mother who gave birth to us so rosy, and we have suffered a lot for this."

Seeing this, Zuo Yin echoed cleverly: "No one would believe that we have been hungry for several days, they all thought we were street punks swindling through the market to swindle food and drink. Seeing us is like rats crossing the street and everyone yells and beats us."

Qu Ling: "But we haven't eaten half a grain of rice for a long time. For some reason, no matter how long we are hungry, there will be no signs of weight loss on the face, but our stomachs are really empty."

Zuo Yin: "Uncle, you are a good person, give us a meal."

Qu Ling: "Uncle, you are the best in the world!"

Hearing this, Xiang Lin coughed dryly, put away his ferocious attitude just now, and smiled with open eyes: "You guys are telling the truth. I love to hear it. Come, sit down, and eat together."

"Master! The two of them have unique skills, and they are not idle people. Please think twice, Master!" The guard at the head hurriedly stopped Qu Ling and Zuo Yin who were about to sit down, and sincerely warned Xiang Lin.

With a big wave of his hand, Xiang Lin blocked the protection of the guards, smiled and pulled them to sit beside him, "You have heard their explanation just now, although the credibility is not high, but it is barely plausible. Isn't it just to treat them to dinner?" Meal, I, Xiang Lin, can still afford it, so you don't need to say more."

"Master, they can sneak into our territory quietly, and easily evade the defense of all of us. If they are just ordinary beggars on the street, how can they have such ability?!"

Qu Ling sat down happily just now, when he heard what the guard said, he immediately jumped up again, grinning his teeth, glaring at him fiercely and said, "We just ate some of your rice for nothing, why are you targeting me so much? Just now you stared at me. Drooling over the food on the table, how could you notice our approach?"

Zuo Yin: "That's right, you are negligent in your duties, and it has nothing to do with us. If we are really as good as you said, martial arts, why should we bow down to others? If you want food, want money, just grab it. There's no need to go to all that trouble here."

With tears in his eyes, Qu Ling said, "I can eat and drink enough, so of course I don't understand the pain and suffering of hungry people."

Zuo Yin: "You sons are the most annoying."

Qu Ling: "Hey, it's fine if you don't want to give alms. Why do you need to frame us?"

Zuo Yin: "Uncle, you have to help us to say something fair."

"Master, if something unexpected happens to you, the subordinates can't afford it!" the guard insisted.

Zuo Yin glanced at the blue-clothed guard coldly, grabbed Qu Ling's hand and said, "Since they refuse to give alms, let's find someone else. I don't believe that there are such vicious people in the world."

"But...but, brother Zuo Yin..." Qu Ling looked at the food on the table with tears in his eyes, and said reluctantly.

Zuo Yin: "Don't worry, even if I starve for another ten and a half months, I won't let you suffer!"

"Okay, okay, one less sentence, who said you will be let go? Isn't he just a slave, how can you hear what he said? I am the one who makes the decision here." Xiang Lin ignored the obstruction of the guards around him and insisted on singing Lingla sat down beside her, and turned to Xiao Er who had been waiting all this time, "Go and cook a few more dishes."

Immediately, Xiao Er ran into the kitchen as if he had received an amnesty, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Dadong, add a few more dishes! But I'm so nervous, I have to go to make it easier, I'm about to pee my pants. "

I smiled and said: "Don't be too nervous, Qu Ling and Zuo Yin have already done most of the work, Xiang Lin has relaxed his vigilance now, this is a good opportunity to strike. But I don't understand, Xiang Lin is so vicious, how can he sympathize Where are the two half-grown children who are suffering from hunger?" At this moment, I looked around and happened to see Xiang Lin holding Qu Ling in his arms with a wretched smile on his face, holding Qu Ling with one hand. Cai, the other hand wandered irregularly between Qu Ling's legs...

I watched Xiang Lin's actions speechlessly, he was indeed a pervert, no matter men, women, young or old, as long as he could see him well, he would never let him go. In comparison, I am not a pervert at all!

Qu Ling was quite calm, even when the old ghost took advantage of him, he didn't change his face, he still looked like a hungry wolf, sweeping the plates on the table, Zuo Yin was also not idle, chewing the food in his mouth.After eating and drinking, the two of them seemed to remember the task I gave them, and wiped the greasy rice grains around their mouths.Qu Ling filled the cups with wine, placed them in front of Xiang Lin and the guards, and said, "Thank you everyone for making us full. I respect you."

Zuo Yin spat out the chicken bones in his mouth, quickly got up and picked up the cup, and said, "That's right, thank you heroes! Although there was a misunderstanding, I thank you for not persevering, otherwise we might have to drink the northwest wind tonight."

Xiang Lin raised his wine glass boldly, hugged Qu Ling even tighter, his eyes were intoxicated, and he smiled obscenely: "Since you both want to thank me, I don't need to refuse. Come on, let's do it!"

Qu Ling fell on Xiang Lin's body, stretched out his hand to gently cover the mouth of the cup, his peach blossom eyes flashed with affection, "Uncle, you are the only one who can't drink, we want everyone to drink together."

Zuo Yin: "Uncle, just now we had some disagreements with your attendants, let's use this glass of wine to cancel the previous entanglements."

Qu Ling: "Uncle, let them drink together."

Xiang Lin pinched Qu Ling's delicate face, and said, "They are responsible for Uncle's safety, and they are not allowed to drink alcohol on the way."

Qu Ling got into Xiang Lin's arms and said coquettishly, "No, if uncle doesn't agree, he won't give me face."

Zuo Yin: "Uncle, you are in good health, even without the protection of these people, you will be safe and sound."

Qu Ling: "Uncle, as the head of a faction, why are you worried about being plotted against? Shouldn't ordinary people hide away when they see the head?"

Zuo Yin lowered his eyes and asked in doubt: "Could it be... is it that the name of Uncle's head is just a name?"

Hearing this, Qu Ling withdrew from Xiang Lin's arms, blinked her big eyes showing disappointment, and muttered, "Could it be that I was mistaken, uncle is not very good at all?"

Zuo Yin came to a sudden: "It turns out that Uncle is not a brave and invincible leader who is famous all over the world, but just a mediocre and mediocre talent who is timid and afraid of getting into trouble."

"Fart!" Xiang Lin interrupted the conversation between Zuo Yin and Qu Ling unhappily, "How can you compare me with those idiots? I, Xiang Lin, am a masculine man, how can I be afraid of being plotted?"

Qu Ling's eyes suddenly glowed with admiration, and said, "Uncle, well said! I like uncle the most!"

Zuo Yin: "I also adore uncle!"

"Hmph, how can I be underestimated by you kids?" Xiang Lin waved his hand and said again: "Come on, all of you sit down, let's drink this glass of wine together!"

"Master, you must not force it, you will miss a major event!" The blue-clothed guard was anxious, and hurriedly persuaded him.

"Where is there so much nonsense?! I drink as soon as I say! Why are you against me everywhere today? I'm tired of work?! I'm in a bad mood today!" Xiang Lin roared impatiently, even Qu Ling and Zuo Yin couldn't help shrinking his neck.

"Subordinates...subordinates know their mistakes..."

The guards looked at me, and I looked at you. Finally, they curled their lips and drank the wine in their glasses helplessly.Xiang Lin smiled in satisfaction, touched Qu Ling's cup, and drank the sake with his head up.But Qu Ling and Zuo Yin didn't drink according to the expected plan, but just looked at Xiang Lin with a full glass of wine.

Xiang Lin put down his wine glass, lowered his head, frowned, and looked at them puzzled, "Why don't you drink?"

Qu Ling: "Uncle, your drinking posture is so chic!"

Zuo Yin: "Uncle, we are all dumbfounded!"

Qu Ling: "Uncle, you are the Jade Emperor in my heart!"

Zuo Yin: "Uncle, why don't you have another drink, let us see clearly."

Xiang Lin shook his head, "That's not okay, we agreed to drink together, how can you not count your words? Although you are just babies, I shouldn't care too much about it, but it's not good to let you develop this bad habit since you were young. "

"Uncle..."

"Uncle..." Qu Ling and Zuo Yin complained at the same time.

"Okay, don't be awkward, drink quickly." Xiang Lin held Qu Ling's hand holding the cup, as if to feed her.But halfway through the movement, he froze in place. Xiang Lin's small eyes stared very round, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he slowly let go of his hand in disbelief. Before he could take any further action, he was gently pushed down by Qu Ling. The ground, and the guards around him also fell to the side one after another.Some people with weak internal energy quickly passed out, and those with relatively strong internal energy could only struggle on the ground, but it was difficult to move their bodies.