Zha Shou broke into the rivers and lakes

Inside the inn, there were few people, and the candles were blinding the eyes. The waiter was diligently wiping the table. The table was full of leftovers, and it seemed that it was about to close.Seeing us coming in, Xiaoer cleverly hung the rag on his shoulders, ran towards us, lowered his body slightly, rubbed his hands, with a smile on his face, "Three guests, do you want to stay in the hotel or eat?"

"Dinner." I planned to stay here overnight, but I heard the chattering voices of Qu Ling and Zuo Yin in my ears, which quickly made me dismiss this idea.If I stay here, the two of them will definitely live with me too, and there is no guarantee that I will pay for their accommodation expenses.It's not that I'm stingy, it's just that I really don't like people who are too loud.

"Okay!" Xiaoer yelled, took us to sit down, and then quickly handed over the menu, "What do the three guests want to eat?"

Before I could see the recipe clearly, Qu Ling and Zuo Yin had stretched out their paws to grab the recipe at the same time, their eyes lit up, "Brother Zuo Yin, there really are sweet and sour pork ribs!"

Zuo Yin: "I want stewed radish in chicken soup!"

Qu Ling: "I want it too, I want it too, and I want braised pig's trotters."

Zuo Yin: "One more sour bamboo shoot fish."

Qu Ling: "Salt and pepper beef tenderloin is also good."

Zuo Yin: "Add a plate of cold eggplant."

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Xiao Er looked at Qu Ling and Zuo Yin who were still ordering dishes with shame, holding a pen in his hand but did not write down the name of any dish.

"Three more bowls of bird's nest porridge!" Finally, the two of them closed the menu with satisfaction and handed it back to Xiao Er, who had already stared blankly.

Xiao Er turned his head stiffly and looked at me. I also had a severe headache. It seems that these two brats will not give up until they eat me to the point of bankruptcy.I waved my hand helplessly, and said, "I want these."

"Oh." Xiao Er calmed down a little, nodded, and then retreated slowly.

Qu Ling: "That Xiao Er is so stupid."

Zuo Yin: "Yes, he looks dumb."

Qu Ling: "It must have been frightened by us."

Zuo Yin: "Hey, it can only be blamed on his ignorance."

Qu Ling: "We taught him a good lesson today."

Zuo Yin: "He should thank us."

Qu Ling: "I want to give us a big red envelope."

Zuo Yin: "I still need a hard-earned horse."

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I was lying on the table with my head in my arms, how could I meet this kind of person? ?If I had known this, I would rather be penniless and living on the street than chasing the purse!Now I only wish God bless, they will not pester me after dinner, otherwise I will really be bored to death by them!

I glanced at Bai Huanyin beside me, according to his temperament, he should be a hundred times more irritable than me at this moment, and he was planning to take pleasure in his misfortune to comfort him.Unexpectedly, he just sat on the chair and closed his eyes to meditate like a normal person, as if he was a monk who was concentrating on reciting Buddha, turning a blind eye to the surrounding situation.

As if feeling my gaze, he opened his eyes and looked at me, and said with a smile: "Master Xiao, so you like me so much, you actually peeked at me while I was resting."

I pouted, "Who likes you? But thanks to you being able to sleep in such a noisy environment, I just admire you a little bit."

He straightened his legs, found a comfortable position, raised his chin and closed his eyes, "I don't think they talk a lot, and they can speak out what's in their hearts without any scruples. There aren't many people in this world, right? Rely on each other, communicate with each other, and have no scheming, be straightforward, listen to their conversations, there is no need to think about what they say, it is a different feeling."

"Don't you always hate people who talk too much?"

"It's natural to get tired of flattery, but they don't seem to mean flattery, and they talk to each other, we are just spectators, and we shouldn't comment on their habits."

I lay down on the table with my head in my arms again. If it's so unnutritive, I'm afraid you, Bai Huanyin, are the only one in the world who can listen to it!

Fortunately, the food was served quickly, and after a while, Qu Ling and Zuo Yin were so stuffed with food that they couldn't speak a word, they could only falter with puffed cheeks, and then, as if they had a heart-to-heart connection, they squinted their eyes and let out a giggle laughter.The diners at the inn have already left in sevens and eighties, and the rest are just people who are quietly tasting wine.The two laughed unrestrainedly, and the laughter swayed layer upon layer in this quiet inn, which seemed particularly weird, not only attracting attention, but also making my back chill, making my hair stand on end.

Qu Ling and Zuo Yin's appetite is also quite amazing. The table full of wine, meat and food was swept away by them in just a short time. None left.The corners of my mouth twitched as I looked at the two who were stroking their chubby bellies contentedly at this moment. No wonder they were rejected by others. According to this way of eating, who in an ordinary family would have the financial resources to provide them with three meals a day?And most of the wealthy people are misers, and they don't give them alms.

Knowing that I can't afford to support such a person, I dare not support them. Seeing that they have stopped their chopsticks, I hurriedly said: "Since you are full, let's not live here. I will do my best to you." gone."

The two blinked their big eyes, looked at each other, then quickly jumped up to me, and held my arms from left to right, "Brother, you are a good person, don't leave us behind."

Zuo Yin: "We want to be with you."

Qu Ling: "We miss you."

Are you reluctant to part with these delicacies? I rolled my eyes, pulled out my arms, and said solemnly: "We haven't known each other for long, so is there any reason to be reluctant?"

Qu Ling: "Only you, brother, can talk to us."

Zuo Yin: "Only you will treat us to dinner."

Qu Ling: "Only you, brother, will apologize to us."

Zuo Yin: "For more than ten years, we have never met anyone like you."

Qu Ling: "We like you."

Zuo Yin: "I don't want to be separated from you."

Qu Ling: "We will always be with you."

With you, in two days I'll be penniless and begging in the streets.I shook my head, "If a person treats you a little better, you just want to get close to him like this, regardless of his identity and background, and don't care about his character. If I promise you at this time, I will treat you the next moment." What should you do if you sell it to a brothel? Do you really have to suffer a loss before you can repent?"

Qu Ling: "Does it matter if you sell it to a brothel?"

Zuo Yin: "Someone also lured us to the brothel."

Qu Ling: "It's just that those people couldn't stand our appetite, so they drove us out again."

Zuo Yin: "Speaking of which, the brothel is really a good place."

Qu Ling: "Well, the food is very delicious."

Zuo Yin: "And you can do nothing every day."

Qu Ling: "Haha, yes, I really miss it."

I looked at those two people who were happily reminiscing about the past in silence, and reasoning with them was like playing the piano with a cow.I said again: "Being betrayed by the person you like, you really don't feel disappointed and sad?"

Zuo Yin: "Selling to a brothel counts as betrayal?"

Qu Ling: "It doesn't count. It's delicious and nice to live there. It's for our own good that we will be taken there."

I found that I really have a big communication barrier with them, and my thoughts are not on the same line. It is also my temper that has improved recently. Otherwise, if it turned out that I would leave the table and leave, who cares about them?I patiently continued to guide: "After going to the brothel, aren't you forced to do some things you don't want to do?"

Qu Ling blinked: "Are you talking about picking up customers?"

Zuo Yin waved his hands disdainfully: "They can't beat us, so they didn't force us to pick up the guests."

After they talked about it, I remembered that their martial arts were good, but they dared to stay in the dragon's pool and tiger's den with their martial arts alone. Should I say they are innocent or courageous?I had nothing to say, I could only say: "No matter what, I won't let you go with me."

Qu Ling: "Why?"

Zuo Yin: "Do you even despise us?"

There were tears in Qu Ling's eyes: "Are we that annoying?"

In order not to give them any hope, I simply said: "Yes, I despise you. I ate [-]% of my entanglements for a meal, which is better than pigs. If I take you with me, won't I have to wait to drink the northwest wind?" ?”

Qu Ling: "Actually, we don't usually eat much."

Zuo Yin sternly said, "It's just that we have been starved for three days this time, so we can't help but eat more."

Qu Ling: "And you injured brother Zuo Yin."

Zuo Yin answered calmly: "We will want to blackmail you more."

Qu Ling: "Besides, we don't know when the next all-you-can-eat meal will be."

Zuo Yin: "When you have something to eat, of course you have to let go of your stomach and eat it."

Qu Ling: "If you are willing to take us away."

Zuo Yin: "We promise to only eat two buckets of rice every day, and we don't need any side dishes."

Qu Ling: "Brother, please, don't leave us behind."

Seeing their pitiful looks, I was really moved for a moment, but when I thought of their noisy appearance, I immediately put away my rare overflowing sympathy. "No, I still have business to do, so I can't take you two oil bottles with me."

Zuo Yin: "What can you tell us?"

Qu Ling said positively: "Maybe we can help."

It seemed that even Bai Huanyin couldn't stand my heartlessness, and he actually stood on the same front with them, "You just promise them, isn't it just two buckets of food, are you still afraid that you won't be able to feed them with all your money? They were chattering aside, which added to the fun of the journey."

I glanced at Bai Huanyin in dissatisfaction, and snorted: "Does it mean that you are bored alone with me?"

Bai Huanyin said with a very serious smile: "Of course not, I am too happy to be with Chen'er, how can I feel bored? It's just that you are too easy to arouse my desire, but you are not willing to satisfy me, find someone It might be a good thing to distract attention."

"Not a word of seriousness."

"Master Xiao, everything I say is from the bottom of my heart."

Regardless of what you said is true, you still make me happy, anyway, I will definitely not take these two people with me, unless my brain is kicked by a donkey!Just as I was thinking about how to sneak away, a familiar voice came to my ears, it was Xiang Lin!