Zha Shou broke into the rivers and lakes
109. Witty
"Old man Huang? Hmph, if you have any opinion on me, please speak up!" Huang Qiwei stared at Qu Ling and Zuo Yin, his tone full of unkindness and difficulty, "If you are not in harmony, how can you make a big deal?! If you only pursue fame and fame, you can barely get along with me. There is no need for me to join you! This is an insult to Master Yi! What is the difference between your behavior and making money in the country?!"
The surroundings suddenly fell into silence, and everyone's eyes turned to Qu Ling Zuo Yin in unison.Bai Huanyin calmly pulled me forward a few steps, distanced himself from the two of them, and pretended to be a stranger to watch the excitement, while Yi Xiongtian hid further and disappeared into the crowd, easily watching There is no sign of him.
Qu Ling and Zuo Yin were stunned for a moment, not knowing what to do, they looked around, at a loss, like a child who did something wrong, looking like they wanted to quibble.Bai Huanyin looked at both of them, shook his head slightly, opened his lips and said a word, "Let's go."
I don't know how the two of them understood this word, anyway, as soon as Bai Huanyin closed his mouth, their expressions changed, and they immediately looked rebellious, pursed their lips and glared at Huang Qiwei, Zuo Yin pointed at Huang Qiwei, and said cursingly : "You old man, I already have a problem with you! No matter how old you are, you still dream of getting rich. If you earn enough coffin, you should retire early! If you show your face like this, you won't be afraid of dying on the street one day!"
Qu Ling stomped his feet, pointed at Huang Qiwei like Zuo Yin, and cursed: "That's right! The body that died on the side of the road was eaten by flies and gnawed by mice! It's too bad that I don't understand our feelings at all, and only think about ourselves! "
Zuo Yin: "We follow you for fame and fortune, what's the matter? At least we are sincere and not hypocritical, unlike some people who speak beautifully on the surface, but do so many bad things behind the scenes!"
Qu Ling waved his hand, "Oh, brother, why do you have to be so subtle, some people are shameless, just say that old man Huang is wrong, hahaha."
Zuo Yin acted in a dazed state, and slapped his forehead, "Ah, why did I forget about this, yes, yes, it is the old man Huang, my sister is right. Let me tell you, this old man's skin is wrinkled like bark I am still obsessed with female sex, turning the clouds and rain every night, so happy!"
"Wow..." There was an uproar all around, everyone looked at Huang Qiwei with wide and curious eyes, whispered to each other, and even shouted directly, "Master Huang is always strong and strong, admiration, admiration! Haha!"
"Shut up!" Huang Qiwei blushed with anger, but seemed to be holding back his anger, he took a deep breath and tried to maintain a dignified posture, he said: "I have no grudges against you, why did you frame me? Heroes, I, Huang Qiwei, swear to God, I have always kept myself clean, and I will not do anything wrong. If I make a false statement, I will die! I know that this time when I am in danger, the gangsters of the Raksha Sect will obstruct me in every possible way and wrong me. It's just one of the methods. I don't know if they have anything to do with the Rakshasa Sect, but they are definitely not good people. It is a great crime to infiltrate my team with evil intentions, sow dissension, and disturb people's hearts! Here, Huang implores the world The hero upholds justice for me, restores my innocence, punishes villains, and prevents rumors from spreading!" After finishing speaking, Huang Qiwei solemnly bowed to everyone, his movements were powerful, his expression was solemn, and his appearance was very sincere.
"Is there any evidence? We will believe what you say, you think everyone is a fool?!" When everyone was shocked by Huang Qiwei's aura, Zuo Yin was unmoved, jumped high in the crowd, and shouted loudly road.
Qu Ling: "That's right! Show me the evidence!"
Zuo Yin: "Let everyone go to your tent to have a look and smell~"
Qu Ling covered her nose, and said in a distressed way: "I hate it~ It smells bad, it stinks~"
"You, you, you are so bold!" Huang Qiwei was trembling with anger, pointing at Qu Ling and the two, unable to hold back a word for a long time, "You, you, come here! Give them to me and arrest them!"
Zuo Yin: "Yo, abuse of power!"
Qu Ling was startled, "It's so scary~"
Several of Huang Qiwei's confidantes were ordered to chase this side immediately with lightness kung fu, Qu Ling Zuoyin laughed loudly, "Oh, I won't play with you old man anymore, let's go!" After a while, I don't know where to hide, and I disappeared without a trace.Huang Qiwei's cronies paused, looked around, but couldn't find their way.
"Master Huang, those two people will talk about this matter. I don't think it's groundless. Before, everyone had doubts about your behavior, but your firm and righteous attitude dispelled our doubts. Now there is another trouble. Come out, if you don't explain, I'm afraid it will be hard to convince the crowd." A big man walked out of the team, looked directly at Huang Qiwei, and said loudly.
Huang Qiwei narrowed his eyes slightly, his cold eyes swept towards the big man, as if he wanted to gouge out his flesh.Huang Qiwei paused, waved his hand, and said loudly, "Okay! I'll show you my tent to prove my innocence!"
Although Huang Qiwei was doing romantic and happy things, it was already the early stage of his journey, and now that he was on the road every day, he had long since lost that mood, and he fell asleep early every night, we know this very well.Therefore, when the tent was opened, there was no trace of love, and the foul smell that Qu Ling said had dissipated.A few people showed a little regret on their faces, but they didn't say much. They apologized to Huang Qiwei one after another, and accused Qu Ling and Zuo Yin of talking nonsense, disturbing people's hearts, and damaging Huang Qiwei's reputation. They should be punished.
This was completely expected, Bai Huanyin and I looked at these people from a distance, shaking our heads helplessly.Bai Huanyin tugged at my sleeve and said in a low voice, "Let's go too, Qu Ling and the others will be far away in a while, we probably won't be able to catch up."
I wondered: "Aren't you following Huang Qiwei?"
Bai Huanyin: "I don't want to follow. I'm going to the next village for more than a dozen miles. There shouldn't be any more changes. Since something happened, why don't you just push the boat along the way and get out so that you can reach the next village as soon as possible and do enough work?" Get ready. Besides, let Qu Ling and the others go on their own way, I really don't feel relieved."
I nodded, and was about to leave the team domineeringly like the hero before, when I heard Huang Qiwei say: "If you still don't believe me, you can put a woman by my side to see if I will touch her, whether I will touch her or not!" It's really licentious! I think that woman is as beautiful as a flower, and she can easily confuse people's hearts. If I get along with her all day long, I won't be moved. Can this prove my innocence?" I looked back and found Huang Qiwei pointing at her. The person who caught it was Bai Huanyin!
I froze suddenly, what should I do? !I've been kicked in the head by a donkey so I can dress Bai Huanyin as a woman!Now how to do!
Bai Huanyin was obviously also a little surprised. He looked down at himself, as if he had just remembered that he was dressed as a woman, and he gave me a fierce glance.
With a glance, he hurriedly saluted Huang Qiwei respectfully, and said with a naughty voice: "The owner is flattering you."
A smile slipped across Huang Qiwei's face, he looked at the crowd again, and said, "I don't know what everyone thinks? If one day this woman says that I am contemptuous of her, I will let you handle it without a single complaint!"
Everyone froze for a moment, looked at each other, then at Bai Huanyin, and immediately made a commotion, "Okay!"
Bai Huanyin lowered his head, and said in a soft drizzle: "My family is already someone else's wife. Ying cleans herself up and dares not to entangle with other men. Please forgive me." After finishing speaking, he glanced at me and tilted his head slightly.
Immediately, I understood, strode quickly to his side, put my arms around his shoulders, pressed him into my arms, breathed out, imitated Qiu Kong's tone, and roared: "This is my wife! Don't try to touch anyone! If a gentleman doesn't take away people's love, how can I use my good wife to toss you? Even the owner of Huangzhuang can't do it. If one day you can't control her and ruin her, what should you do? Is that good? The innocence of the girl's family is better than the sky!"
Huang Qiwei raised the corner of his mouth, "Young man, you can stay by your wife's side. If I behave disrespectfully, I will be executed on the spot to protect your wife's safety."
I waved my hand, "No! I'm not as good as you, so I can't protect my wife! Wife, let's go, I think he's plotting something wrong!"
Bai Huanyin nodded, and calmly said to Huang Qiwei: "Although Master Yi has treated us as much as a mountain, we wholeheartedly want to avenge him, but it is God's will to meet such a team leader. It seems that we are different from the Zhuang Master, so we will go first Farewell." While speaking, he took my arm and pushed me to go quickly.I looked back at Huang Qiwei and said loudly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Huang! My daughter-in-law is so beautiful, even if someone else takes a look at her, I feel like I'm raping her, let alone letting her spend all day with you Stay together. Master Huang, there will be a date later!"
"Slow down!" Huang Qiwei said coldly: "Even if you don't agree, don't rush away, after all, we have the same goal. Could it be... you are actually busy chasing the two children who escaped just now?"
Bai Huanyin and I were stunned at the same time, he held my arm tightly and didn't speak for a while.I just felt that my heart was beating faster, my palms were sweating from nervousness, I wiped my clothes again and again, and I deliberately pretended to be unknown, straightened my back, and did not show a guilty conscience.I whispered: "Could it be that he found out? Run...run?"
"do not move."
Bai Huanyin turned around, with no respect on his face, he said: "Master Huang, are you threatening us?"
Huang Qiwei also stopped saying polite words, "I need to prove my innocence, and some people naturally also need to prove their innocence. If you leave now, you will only
It makes me suspicious, why not walk with me for a while to prove the innocence of both parties? "
Bai Huanyin smiled slightly, "It's a good way, just follow what the owner said."
I was a little surprised, but I couldn't.Huang Qiwei has a hundred people under his command, if we forcefully leave, we will definitely be hunted down, and with the strength of me and Bai Huanyin, there is no way we can escape.Now the only solution is to compromise.I embraced Bai Huanyin, and roared like a master: "Since my wife agrees, let's do it! But I can tell you, if you dare to touch half of my wife's hair, I will fight you hard!"
Under the eyes of everyone, we walked slowly to the front of the team and were in the same row with Huang Qiwei.During the period, I noticed that Yi Xiongtian took the opportunity to quietly leave the team, and I prayed secretly, now that Bai Huanyin and I are in the hands of Huang Qiwei, and we can only rely on them to carry out the future plans, if there is any mistake, it will really be over .
I smiled bitterly, it was God's will, the situation was still good just now, but now it has taken a turn for the worse, if Huang Qiwei asks us to walk with him all the time, will we have to accompany him on a wronged journey?
Huang Qiwei nodded towards us, explaining: "I saw you two accompanied those two children all the way, although I don't know whether you were companions before or just met now, but to be on the safe side, I have to come here It's a bad policy, if you offend me, please return Haihan."
Bai Huanyin leaned halfway on my shoulder, tilted his head and smiled slightly, "Master Huang, there are at least five hundred people participating in this trip, why do you know that we are the same as those two children? Could it be...do you remember?" All the people on this team?"
Huang Qiwei paused slightly, turned his head away, "That's not the case. Hey, to tell you the truth, because your appearance makes me pay more attention to you, but..." He straightened his expression, and said: "If you If there is something tricky, I will not be soft on it, and then, it will be thanks to your beauty!"
The surroundings suddenly fell into silence, and everyone's eyes turned to Qu Ling Zuo Yin in unison.Bai Huanyin calmly pulled me forward a few steps, distanced himself from the two of them, and pretended to be a stranger to watch the excitement, while Yi Xiongtian hid further and disappeared into the crowd, easily watching There is no sign of him.
Qu Ling and Zuo Yin were stunned for a moment, not knowing what to do, they looked around, at a loss, like a child who did something wrong, looking like they wanted to quibble.Bai Huanyin looked at both of them, shook his head slightly, opened his lips and said a word, "Let's go."
I don't know how the two of them understood this word, anyway, as soon as Bai Huanyin closed his mouth, their expressions changed, and they immediately looked rebellious, pursed their lips and glared at Huang Qiwei, Zuo Yin pointed at Huang Qiwei, and said cursingly : "You old man, I already have a problem with you! No matter how old you are, you still dream of getting rich. If you earn enough coffin, you should retire early! If you show your face like this, you won't be afraid of dying on the street one day!"
Qu Ling stomped his feet, pointed at Huang Qiwei like Zuo Yin, and cursed: "That's right! The body that died on the side of the road was eaten by flies and gnawed by mice! It's too bad that I don't understand our feelings at all, and only think about ourselves! "
Zuo Yin: "We follow you for fame and fortune, what's the matter? At least we are sincere and not hypocritical, unlike some people who speak beautifully on the surface, but do so many bad things behind the scenes!"
Qu Ling waved his hand, "Oh, brother, why do you have to be so subtle, some people are shameless, just say that old man Huang is wrong, hahaha."
Zuo Yin acted in a dazed state, and slapped his forehead, "Ah, why did I forget about this, yes, yes, it is the old man Huang, my sister is right. Let me tell you, this old man's skin is wrinkled like bark I am still obsessed with female sex, turning the clouds and rain every night, so happy!"
"Wow..." There was an uproar all around, everyone looked at Huang Qiwei with wide and curious eyes, whispered to each other, and even shouted directly, "Master Huang is always strong and strong, admiration, admiration! Haha!"
"Shut up!" Huang Qiwei blushed with anger, but seemed to be holding back his anger, he took a deep breath and tried to maintain a dignified posture, he said: "I have no grudges against you, why did you frame me? Heroes, I, Huang Qiwei, swear to God, I have always kept myself clean, and I will not do anything wrong. If I make a false statement, I will die! I know that this time when I am in danger, the gangsters of the Raksha Sect will obstruct me in every possible way and wrong me. It's just one of the methods. I don't know if they have anything to do with the Rakshasa Sect, but they are definitely not good people. It is a great crime to infiltrate my team with evil intentions, sow dissension, and disturb people's hearts! Here, Huang implores the world The hero upholds justice for me, restores my innocence, punishes villains, and prevents rumors from spreading!" After finishing speaking, Huang Qiwei solemnly bowed to everyone, his movements were powerful, his expression was solemn, and his appearance was very sincere.
"Is there any evidence? We will believe what you say, you think everyone is a fool?!" When everyone was shocked by Huang Qiwei's aura, Zuo Yin was unmoved, jumped high in the crowd, and shouted loudly road.
Qu Ling: "That's right! Show me the evidence!"
Zuo Yin: "Let everyone go to your tent to have a look and smell~"
Qu Ling covered her nose, and said in a distressed way: "I hate it~ It smells bad, it stinks~"
"You, you, you are so bold!" Huang Qiwei was trembling with anger, pointing at Qu Ling and the two, unable to hold back a word for a long time, "You, you, come here! Give them to me and arrest them!"
Zuo Yin: "Yo, abuse of power!"
Qu Ling was startled, "It's so scary~"
Several of Huang Qiwei's confidantes were ordered to chase this side immediately with lightness kung fu, Qu Ling Zuoyin laughed loudly, "Oh, I won't play with you old man anymore, let's go!" After a while, I don't know where to hide, and I disappeared without a trace.Huang Qiwei's cronies paused, looked around, but couldn't find their way.
"Master Huang, those two people will talk about this matter. I don't think it's groundless. Before, everyone had doubts about your behavior, but your firm and righteous attitude dispelled our doubts. Now there is another trouble. Come out, if you don't explain, I'm afraid it will be hard to convince the crowd." A big man walked out of the team, looked directly at Huang Qiwei, and said loudly.
Huang Qiwei narrowed his eyes slightly, his cold eyes swept towards the big man, as if he wanted to gouge out his flesh.Huang Qiwei paused, waved his hand, and said loudly, "Okay! I'll show you my tent to prove my innocence!"
Although Huang Qiwei was doing romantic and happy things, it was already the early stage of his journey, and now that he was on the road every day, he had long since lost that mood, and he fell asleep early every night, we know this very well.Therefore, when the tent was opened, there was no trace of love, and the foul smell that Qu Ling said had dissipated.A few people showed a little regret on their faces, but they didn't say much. They apologized to Huang Qiwei one after another, and accused Qu Ling and Zuo Yin of talking nonsense, disturbing people's hearts, and damaging Huang Qiwei's reputation. They should be punished.
This was completely expected, Bai Huanyin and I looked at these people from a distance, shaking our heads helplessly.Bai Huanyin tugged at my sleeve and said in a low voice, "Let's go too, Qu Ling and the others will be far away in a while, we probably won't be able to catch up."
I wondered: "Aren't you following Huang Qiwei?"
Bai Huanyin: "I don't want to follow. I'm going to the next village for more than a dozen miles. There shouldn't be any more changes. Since something happened, why don't you just push the boat along the way and get out so that you can reach the next village as soon as possible and do enough work?" Get ready. Besides, let Qu Ling and the others go on their own way, I really don't feel relieved."
I nodded, and was about to leave the team domineeringly like the hero before, when I heard Huang Qiwei say: "If you still don't believe me, you can put a woman by my side to see if I will touch her, whether I will touch her or not!" It's really licentious! I think that woman is as beautiful as a flower, and she can easily confuse people's hearts. If I get along with her all day long, I won't be moved. Can this prove my innocence?" I looked back and found Huang Qiwei pointing at her. The person who caught it was Bai Huanyin!
I froze suddenly, what should I do? !I've been kicked in the head by a donkey so I can dress Bai Huanyin as a woman!Now how to do!
Bai Huanyin was obviously also a little surprised. He looked down at himself, as if he had just remembered that he was dressed as a woman, and he gave me a fierce glance.
With a glance, he hurriedly saluted Huang Qiwei respectfully, and said with a naughty voice: "The owner is flattering you."
A smile slipped across Huang Qiwei's face, he looked at the crowd again, and said, "I don't know what everyone thinks? If one day this woman says that I am contemptuous of her, I will let you handle it without a single complaint!"
Everyone froze for a moment, looked at each other, then at Bai Huanyin, and immediately made a commotion, "Okay!"
Bai Huanyin lowered his head, and said in a soft drizzle: "My family is already someone else's wife. Ying cleans herself up and dares not to entangle with other men. Please forgive me." After finishing speaking, he glanced at me and tilted his head slightly.
Immediately, I understood, strode quickly to his side, put my arms around his shoulders, pressed him into my arms, breathed out, imitated Qiu Kong's tone, and roared: "This is my wife! Don't try to touch anyone! If a gentleman doesn't take away people's love, how can I use my good wife to toss you? Even the owner of Huangzhuang can't do it. If one day you can't control her and ruin her, what should you do? Is that good? The innocence of the girl's family is better than the sky!"
Huang Qiwei raised the corner of his mouth, "Young man, you can stay by your wife's side. If I behave disrespectfully, I will be executed on the spot to protect your wife's safety."
I waved my hand, "No! I'm not as good as you, so I can't protect my wife! Wife, let's go, I think he's plotting something wrong!"
Bai Huanyin nodded, and calmly said to Huang Qiwei: "Although Master Yi has treated us as much as a mountain, we wholeheartedly want to avenge him, but it is God's will to meet such a team leader. It seems that we are different from the Zhuang Master, so we will go first Farewell." While speaking, he took my arm and pushed me to go quickly.I looked back at Huang Qiwei and said loudly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Huang! My daughter-in-law is so beautiful, even if someone else takes a look at her, I feel like I'm raping her, let alone letting her spend all day with you Stay together. Master Huang, there will be a date later!"
"Slow down!" Huang Qiwei said coldly: "Even if you don't agree, don't rush away, after all, we have the same goal. Could it be... you are actually busy chasing the two children who escaped just now?"
Bai Huanyin and I were stunned at the same time, he held my arm tightly and didn't speak for a while.I just felt that my heart was beating faster, my palms were sweating from nervousness, I wiped my clothes again and again, and I deliberately pretended to be unknown, straightened my back, and did not show a guilty conscience.I whispered: "Could it be that he found out? Run...run?"
"do not move."
Bai Huanyin turned around, with no respect on his face, he said: "Master Huang, are you threatening us?"
Huang Qiwei also stopped saying polite words, "I need to prove my innocence, and some people naturally also need to prove their innocence. If you leave now, you will only
It makes me suspicious, why not walk with me for a while to prove the innocence of both parties? "
Bai Huanyin smiled slightly, "It's a good way, just follow what the owner said."
I was a little surprised, but I couldn't.Huang Qiwei has a hundred people under his command, if we forcefully leave, we will definitely be hunted down, and with the strength of me and Bai Huanyin, there is no way we can escape.Now the only solution is to compromise.I embraced Bai Huanyin, and roared like a master: "Since my wife agrees, let's do it! But I can tell you, if you dare to touch half of my wife's hair, I will fight you hard!"
Under the eyes of everyone, we walked slowly to the front of the team and were in the same row with Huang Qiwei.During the period, I noticed that Yi Xiongtian took the opportunity to quietly leave the team, and I prayed secretly, now that Bai Huanyin and I are in the hands of Huang Qiwei, and we can only rely on them to carry out the future plans, if there is any mistake, it will really be over .
I smiled bitterly, it was God's will, the situation was still good just now, but now it has taken a turn for the worse, if Huang Qiwei asks us to walk with him all the time, will we have to accompany him on a wronged journey?
Huang Qiwei nodded towards us, explaining: "I saw you two accompanied those two children all the way, although I don't know whether you were companions before or just met now, but to be on the safe side, I have to come here It's a bad policy, if you offend me, please return Haihan."
Bai Huanyin leaned halfway on my shoulder, tilted his head and smiled slightly, "Master Huang, there are at least five hundred people participating in this trip, why do you know that we are the same as those two children? Could it be...do you remember?" All the people on this team?"
Huang Qiwei paused slightly, turned his head away, "That's not the case. Hey, to tell you the truth, because your appearance makes me pay more attention to you, but..." He straightened his expression, and said: "If you If there is something tricky, I will not be soft on it, and then, it will be thanks to your beauty!"
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