Zha Shou broke into the rivers and lakes

The bright and clear sunlight shone into the room through the thin paper window, and cast a spot of light on the head of the bed, covering my head.The residual heat of the morning light slowly dissipated from my body, causing me to roll over uncomfortably and bury my face in the pillow.After sleeping like this for less than half a minute, I finally couldn't bear the annoying light, so I turned over and sat up, cursing in a low voice, and put on my clothes happily.Glancing at the pillow from the corner of my eye, I was startled and froze for a moment, my sleeves were half hanging on my shoulders, and I couldn't put them on in time.

At some point, a stunning beauty appeared beside my pillow. Her complexion was as white as the first snow, free from dust and impurities. Her slender eyes were slightly closed, and her beautiful eyelashes gleamed under the rising sun. A faint spot of light cast a neat fan-shaped shadow under the eyelids.Her hair is as black as ink, long to her waist, loosely loose, and slender hair wraps around her body, intertwining with her bright red gauze robe, which looks unique.

I couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of spit, even though I have been in the fireworks field for many years, I have never seen such stunning scenery. I was stunned for a long time, and my heart completely boiled.Every day I look forward to being able to embrace a beauty, but my wish has never come true.Now God opened his eyes and let me have the honor to kiss Fangze, God really does not disappoint me!Beauty, I'm sorry, after I eat you up and marry you back home as a wife, it's too late for you to regret it!Hehehe, who made you climb into the bed of a big pervert?

I smiled and reached out to touch his face unceremoniously. This time, I was completely stunned, twice as shocked as before.My hand went through his face without any feeling at all!I blinked, making sure that what I was seeing was not a hallucination, I reached out to touch it again, and still passed through it...

After being stunned for a while, I yelled and fell off the bed, "Ghost!!"

The man seemed to be awakened by my voice, slowly got up, looked at me with a confused look, and looked around, "Where is the ghost?"

I raised my trembling hand, pointed at him, and said in an uncontrollable voice full of fear, "You! It's you! Ghost!!"

The ghost smiled slightly and floated over gently, "I'm not a ghost, but a spirit body."

Seeing his flutter, I was so scared that my heart almost jumped out, I quickly took two steps back, raised my hand to stop him and said: "Don't come! I have no grudges with you in the past, and I have no grudges in the near future, why are you following me? It was you who came and lay on my bed by yourself, and I meant to offend you!"

The ghost was taken aback for a moment, then laughed out loud, "Xiao Yuchen, I never thought you'd be interested in men."

I opened my mouth wide and stared blankly at the ghost in front of me. Although he is tall, beautiful, and has long hair and shawls, his chest is indeed flat... I wiped off my cold sweat. Could it be that I am already hungry and thirsty now? To this point?In order to save my old face, I deliberately said: "Fart! I am a manly man, how could I do those things!? Wait...how do you know my name...?"

The ghost seemed to be thinking hard, and after a long time, he said calmly, "I forgot."

Seeing that the ghost didn't mean to hurt me, I let go of most of my heart, but still didn't dare to approach him, so I continued to ask: "Who are you? What do you want from me?"

"Bai Huanyin, of course I'm looking for you to help me find my body."

My first feeling was that this ghost was pretending to be a man, he was dreaming, he regarded himself as a storyteller, and in order to show a realistic effect, he would rather go into battle himself, although I don't know what trick he used. "Find someone else to play, my brother is busy now." I waved my hand, signaling him to get out of here.

"Only you can see me, and only you can hear my voice." He said seriously.

I was shocked again, if that's the case... He might really be a ghost, could it be that I had slighted him when I was drunk, and now he is looking for me to take revenge?Thinking of this, I couldn't help my scalp tingling, and I rushed out of the hut before my feet softened.I rushed to the market in one breath, looked back and saw that he didn't chase him out, and we were relieved.

It feels terrible to be entangled in dirty things. I think it must be because of the bad feng shui in my small dilapidated house that attracts such things.In order to be safe, I had no choice but to ask a feng shui magician on the street to help me check it out.

As soon as he walked to the door of the house, the Feng Shui magician frowned, and said with a serious expression: "The place where this house is located is extremely cold, not suitable for the living to live in, but more suitable for the dead to be buried. In such a place, evil spirits haunt, It's commonplace."

I have lived here for at least a year, and suddenly I was told that this is an evil place, and I felt cold all over my body in an instant.Following the feng shui magician into the door, I looked up and saw that Bai Huanyin standing under the silk tree, admiring the pink flowers on the branches very comfortably.Sensing someone coming in, he looked back, and when his eyes swept over the feng shui magician in the yellow robe, he was obviously a little frightened.

I laughed secretly, let you scare me, I will blow you up!

The feng shui magician walked back and forth in the yard with a compass in his hand, muttering something that I couldn't understand.After a long time, he still maintained the state just now.Obviously impatient, I pulled him and said, "He's under that tree, didn't you see it?"

The feng shui magician frowned, glanced at the tree, shook his head and said, "That tree is the only sunny place in this house, even the most vicious ghosts dare not run there when the sun is shining."

At the same time, Bai Huanyin showed a smile between his brows, as if mocking me, he walked around under the tree a few times.I suddenly feel like I've been lied to...

The feng shui magician continued to chant the mantra, shaking his body back and forth, and the ceremony was done decently. He finally fixed his eyes on a well in the corner.It's true that it's very dark there, and there's no sun all year round, but I've never had a problem with the well.

I saw the feng shui warlock take out a spell, and quickly stuck it on the well at a speed beyond the naked eye, while chanting the spell aloud, yin and yang faltering, sonorous and powerful.After a while, he put away the compass, walked up to me and said: "Benefactor, this well has gathered all the evil spirits in this area, which is an ominous sign. With my cultivation base, I can only temporarily seal the ghosts inside. The root cannot be eradicated. If you want to completely destroy it, you need to use gold and silver as the medium to cut off its back path."

I took a look at Bai Huanyin, who was still at ease under the tree. The red coat looked particularly dazzling in the sun, and there were some red marks on the snow-white boots. He really likes red...

I looked back at the feng shui magician, and said with a smirk: "I have lived alone since I was a child, and I am very poor. Where can I find gold and silver? Instead of desperately seeking money, it would be better to let that evil spirit kill me."

The feng shui magician was about to say something, but I lifted my boots and flew towards him, "Go away, me! Wouldn't it be better if you just say you're cheating money?! Come to me and fart a lot, it stinks! "

After driving away the feng shui magician, I sat on the stone bench in frustration. Am I going to be haunted by this so-called spirit body for the rest of my life?I said extremely annoyed: "Hey, come here, I have something to ask you."

When Bai Huanyin heard the words, he floated over obediently.

My brows trembled again, and I said, "Don't use Piao next time, can you walk well? If you scare me to death, who will help you find the body?"

There was a flash of surprise in his eyes, "Will you help me?"

I nodded, I sent you away earlier to save trouble, and then said: "But before that, I have to ask for three chapters!"

"You said."

"First, you can't hurt me in any form. Second, don't pester me after you find your body. As for the third point, you have to walk like me, and don't float around like a ghost all day long."

Bai Huanyin smiled, his dimple was gentle and charming, exuding thousands of charms, "No problem, I promise you."

It seemed that my life was saved for the time being. I shook my boots and put them on my feet without any image at all. I continued, "I'll ask you a few questions, and you have to answer them truthfully."

He nodded.

"where do you live?"

He pondered for a while and said, "Forgot."

"Who's in your family?"

"forget."

"What was your original line of work?"

"forget."

……

The answer is really straightforward, how can I help him find a physical body?I couldn't help but angrily said: "Then what do you remember?!"

He thought about it seriously again, "I remember your name is Xiao Yuchen, and my name is Bai Huanyin."

Finally, I couldn't bear it any longer. I slapped the table, jumped up and pointed at his head and shouted, "I don't know how to find him. How do you ask me to find him?! You look like an idiot. No wonder you have to be surnamed Bai. You are a noob!"

Seeing him staring at me, I continued to say, "Why are you staring at me? Are you going to beat me up? Come on. Xiaobai, Xiaobai, come quickly." As I spoke, I did not forget to punch him back and forth, valiantly , high-spirited, for fear that he would not see my vigor.

Too lazy to pay attention to this idiot, I patted my pants, got up and walked out.He chased after him and asked, "Where are you going?"

"I'm hungry to find something to eat!"

I was cursing and walking on the road. I have been unlucky enough in my life. I have no memory of a year ago for no reason, and I don’t know what I did before.After finally getting through that period of fear and starting a new life, I encountered such a wicked thing again.Is the sky going to kill me, do I have to die?Bah, God is jealous of talents!

When I looked up to the sky and screamed, a scent floated over.I sniffed it, then walked slowly towards the source of the fragrance.A peddler was carrying out a few baskets of steamed buns and selling them on the street. I was drooling, my eyes were staring, and I was groping around my body very quickly, but I couldn't find a penny for a long time.My stomach was rumbling non-stop, I gritted my teeth, went straight to the hawker, snatched three buns, and then quickly fled into the crowd.

Soon, there was an uproar behind him, "Catch him! He snatched my buns!" I thought that only the peddler would come after me, but I didn't expect that he also brought a few burly men with sticks, and the whole journey was like a broken bamboo. chased after him.

I looked back and knew that this time I could not fly without wings, but I couldn't just do it like this. I speeded up my escape, and at the same time I didn't forget to eat a few buns. Even if I was going to die, I had to be a full ghost!

Along the way, I ran without any scruples, overturned a stall, and kicked anyone who blocked my way, with a posture of prospering for those who follow me, and perish for those who oppose me. I pretended not to hear.

I dodged sideways into an alley, but it turned out to be a dead end.I was shocked, turned around and ran back quickly, but the exit had already been blocked by several people, my tall body blocked the glare of the sun, and I was completely exposed to their shadows.

Seeing this, I wiped off my cold sweat, and suddenly I had an idea, and jumped in front of the peddler, with a smile on my face, nodded and bowed and said: "My lord, don't remember the villain's mistakes, let the little one go, and the little one will never die again." Don’t dare. Let me make you a cow or a horse, but don’t be rough. The little one has been weak and sick since childhood, and can’t stand that kind of torture. Your steamed stuffed bun money, I’ll just pay you back when I have it. Don’t hurt your peace. good."

The peddler gave me a very disdainful look, waved to the people behind him and said, "Do it, don't be polite, just let him breathe his last breath."

I saw several people surrounding me one after another. I turned around and wanted to escape, but someone grabbed me by the back and threw me to the ground.Immediately afterwards, I was kicked on the stomach again, and I covered my stomach in pain, my intestines were green with regret. If I had known that this peddler had such power, I would not have dared to provoke him even if I had ten guts.

There were bursts of pain in my body, and there was a puddle of blood on the ground at some point, and the bloody smell in my mouth made me feel so uncomfortable that I wanted to die.Today is really a bad start, bad luck and bad luck, if I suffer a few more times, I should be disabled.

"Stop." The peddler said.For a moment, I saw the dawn of hope.

He knelt down, patted my already bruised side face, and said, "Come out to mess around, if you don't have any skills, just wait for death!" After he finished speaking, he stomped on me, and Fang walked away with his helper. go.

I lay down on the ground and struggled desperately, trying to get up, but every bloody cut on my body was pulling my nerves. After several attempts to no avail, I resigned myself to lying on the ground. I can do whatever I want, and I can’t die anyway. .

At this moment, a pair of snow-white boots with floral patterns appeared in front of my eyes. I looked up and saw Bai Huanyin looking at me rightly. sad.

I turned my head away from looking at him.Making a fool of yourself in front of a fool is too much of a shame, so why should I show off my power in the future?

Both of them were silent, and after a while, he said slowly, "Why don't I teach you some martial arts."

I dug my ears and said with disbelief, "Say it again, I didn't hear clearly just now."

"Let me teach you some martial arts for self-defense."

This time I'm pretty sure I heard right, but what can an amnesiac idiot teach me?I'm not stupid enough to believe his nonsense.Turn over, simply lie on the ground pretending to be a dead body, want to make fun of me?no way!

Seeming to know what I was thinking, Bai Huanyin sighed and said, "You look after it."

I reluctantly opened one eye and squinted at him, only to see him waving very smoothly.Although he didn't have anything in his hands, I could clearly recognize him dancing with a sword.The movements are clean and neat, aggressive, every step is in place, three points are gorgeous, seven points are unstoppable, I can't help exclaiming "Okay!" I didn't care about the image, I quickly climbed up to him, and said: "Master, please accept!" My apprentice bows."

Then I looked at him with treacherous eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn't say a word.

I smiled and asked shyly, "When can I start practicing martial arts?"

He said, "If you want, I can teach you when I go back now."

I moved my body, got up with grinning teeth, endured the excruciating pain, and said with a smile, "I don't think today will work, why not start tomorrow." I knew that my smile must be uglier than crying.

He said nothing and left.

I dragged my broken body and staggered back, scaring away many pedestrians on the side of the road with my bloody appearance.I don’t know if I’ve become numb, but I’m still laughing, you cowards, are you afraid?Scared you to death, haha...

Back home, it was already dark.I didn't bother to pay attention to the scarred wounds on my body, I lay on the bed in the dark, turned over comfortably, and saw someone lying beside me, I was startled suddenly, sat up straight, suppressed my beating heart, held my breath, He stepped back silently.When I saw the man clearly, I couldn't help saying angrily: "Why are you sleeping on my bed? Do you need to sleep as a spirit body?"

Bai Huanyin opened his eyes, looking extremely upset, as if I disturbed his lucid dream.He squinted his eyes and said, "I'll spare your life this time, if you do it again, I'll let you die." After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes again.

What can you, a spirit body, do to me?kill me?Just because of you?You still want to find the flesh without me?Dream it!I secretly slandered, but because his aura was too strong, the dangerous aura made me shut my mouth consciously. I didn't dare to make a sound. I quietly covered the quilt, moved my body, and shrank to the corner of the wall. Keep the furthest distance from him.