On the Perfect Way to Conquer Turtle Hair

Before Ao Su could open his mouth, he heard a terrifying roar from the opposite mountain, and then a figure appeared beside them like lightning. The man was tall, bald and bare-chested, holding an iron rod in his hand, and was directly facing Ao Su. The person next to him threw it, and shouted as he smashed it: "You little watch smashed and blew out my alchemy furnace. If I don't beat you down today, I won't be a party!"

The man jumped lightly, hid behind Ao Su, and said with a smile, "Oh, it's about to kill someone."

While talking, he looked provocatively at the bald head opposite, who was blocked by Ao Su from hitting him, so angry that he blew his beard and stared at him, he looked at Ao Su displeasedly, and said, "You were the one who got it from the black hole that day. The person who came out? Why are you still here?"

Ao Su said, "I haven't found a way to go back yet."

The bald head said harshly: "I mean why haven't you been played to death by him..."

Ao Su: "..."

When the person behind heard this, he poked his head out in dissatisfaction and shouted: "Hey, hey, what are you talking about, I finally found a true love, don't ruin my reputation..."

"True love? Bah! Which one of your true loves in these years is not three feet high on the grave." The bald head scolded angrily.

"Those people have evil intentions, and they approach me with a purpose. There is more than enough to die, and you are bald. I haven't settled with you yet. Last time I agreed not to blow the bellows towards me. Look at my Phoenix Mountain. It smells like copper..."

"Then you can't blow out my alchemy furnace, my mace, it's just reaching a critical moment, and it's all in vain."

……

The two fought while arguing, and the more they quarreled, the more fierce they fought, and the further they fought, they even completely forgot about Ao Su, and hit halfway up the mountain.

Ao Su stared at the figures of the two for a moment, a strange color flashed in his eyes, but the expression on his face was calm. He took out the spiritual pressure monitor from his pocket and began to detect the surrounding spiritual pressure.

At this time, a voice sounded in the air: "Tsk tsk tsk, you are really calm, you are not afraid that the two of them will kill each other, anyway, Xiao Yuan is also your savior, so heartless and ungrateful."

Hearing the sound, Ao Su stopped what he was doing, and turned his head to look behind him. Since coming here, he has become accustomed to the situation where people may appear out of thin air anytime, anywhere.

Looking up, I saw the third person I saw after coming here, a young man, tall and thin, with disproportionately long legs, well-dressed and well-dressed - finally there is a man who looks normal up.

Ao Su saw the pattern of scorching sun and auspicious clouds printed on the top of the boots of the visitor, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, then raised his eyebrows slightly, and said, "They can't die."

"Oh? How do you know?" The young man smiled, with some doubts in his smile.

Ao Su raised his head and stared at him for a moment, then slowly said: "Because you are all dead."

As soon as the words fell, he felt a cool breeze around him, and his arm was hugged again, and the clingy one returned to his side, and he said aggrievedly: "So you didn't agree to me because of this, don't worry, I It is hotter and hotter than a living person, guaranteed to make you ecstatic..."

Ao Su helplessly pulled the arm stuck to his body. At this time, the bald head came back from the mountainside. He and the young man looked at Ao Su curiously, and said, "How do you know that we are dead?"

Ao Su thought for a while, and said, "When the two of them attacked, they were majestic and fierce, but I didn't feel any spiritual pressure, which is unreasonable."

"Just because of this?" There was a look of disbelief in the young man's eyes.

Ao Su looked at him and said, "And you."

Ao Su pointed at his boots and said, "I recognize this pattern, you are Kuafu."

When the three of them heard the words, their faces were in unanimous surprise, and the clingy Xiao Yuan threw himself on Ao Su again, smiling all over his face: "Well, let me say that he is different from those before, smart and handsome, true love! "

The young man on the opposite side took a deep look at Ao Su, and said, "Where have you seen this pattern? There are very few things with this pattern, and even fewer people recognize this pattern."

Ao Su said, "Hua Ling found the sun-chasing boots."

Hearing Hua Ling's name, the young man and the bald head trembled at the same time. They looked at each other, and then looked at Ao Su again, with a bit of anxiety in their eyes: "Do you know Yin Ling?"

Ao Su nodded, and said slowly: "He is my wife."

Kuafu: "..."

Bald head: "???"

Xiaoyuan: "!!!"

After saying these words, Ao Su felt that his body was out of control. The young man and the bald head grabbed his arms from left to right, and flew towards the opposite mountain at high speed. Xiao Yuan hugged Ao Su from behind. Waist, sadly said: "That skinny one is actually Hua Ling? Woooooo..."

"Didn't you say that Dunshen Yin Lingzi is romantic and beautiful? Why does she look so flat? She has no breasts, no buttocks, how can she compare to me, woo woo woo..."

"I should have raped you before I knew it, the duck flew away, woo woo woo..."

"Oh, why don't you think about it again, it's good to stay here, you can have no worries about food and clothing, you can get whatever you want, woo woo woo..."

……

Along the way, the bald head seemed to be still immersed in the doubt of why his brother was a man and why he became someone else's wife. He couldn't stand the noise in his contemplation, and finally couldn't help it. He stretched out his hand and hit Xiao Yuan's head hard, a string After cursing, the latter finally closed his mouth aggrieved.

When they reached the top of the opposite mountain, the young man waved his hand, and a castle appeared on the open ground, and the four walked in quickly.

I saw a square table in the center of the hall, with four people sitting around it. From a distance, it looked like they were having a meeting. When he got closer, Ao Su realized that they were playing mahjong.

Ao Su: "..."

Hearing the sound of footsteps, the man who was facing the main gate raised his eyes to look at the few people, and said with some displeasure, "What's the matter?"

Kuafu's eyes were shining, and he said, "He is Yinling's husband."

"Click!" The card in the man's hand fell on the table, and his face was full of surprise.

The other three people also looked suspicious, and turned to look at Ao Su, one of the women heard this and said with a smile: "I said that the silver spirit must be crooked. I saw it when fighting on the Zhuolu battlefield. Otherwise, Dizang would not always miss him, but I always think that Yinling and Xingtian are official matches, who is this?"

Ao Su quietly looked at the few people in front of him, aside from the other three, the man in the middle opposite him was tall and handsome, and although he was sitting on a chair, the aura of king exuding from his body was still unstoppable.He felt that the person in front of him was by no means an ordinary person, but he had never seen it before.

At this moment, Ao Su once again felt the cheating of the character map records in the database of the Three Realms. When he was treating Xing Tian, ​​he went to check the records. It was recorded in the history books that Xing Tian looked wretched and resembled an ape. One of the reasons for the matching genes is because the two look too similar, but Xing Tian after the resurrection has no monkey appearance at all. He is a sunny, strong and beautiful man. Deep down in his heart, Ao Su feels a little cheated.

As for the person in front of him, Ao Su searched all the characters he had seen in his mind, and it can be concluded that he has never seen this person in the Atlas of Historical Records. Who is he?Ao Su sized up the man, and then his eyes fell on the golden backed sword standing behind him...

There may be discrepancies in the portraits, but the weapons are highly reproducible. Ao Su recognized at a glance that the weapon was the Tiger Soul Weapon, one of the top ten creation artifacts.

Then the identity of the man in front of him will be revealed, the head of the top ten demon gods - Chi You.

Ao Su thought about Chi You's ugly, fierce, bear-like and bull-like appearance in the history books, and then looked at the strong and burly man in front of him, with cold and masculine features. He sighed softly, and felt that he was deceived again. If you can go back, you must find a time to change the map, this gap is really unbearable...

While Ao Su was sizing up Chi You, Chi You was also observing him. After a long time, Chi You said slowly, "Yin Ling and the others...are they okay?"