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Everyone in Jinglei Hall stared at Hua Ling who was sitting at the table eating happily, and looked at each other in blank dismay, the atmosphere was weird.

After sweeping away the food on the table like a storm, Hua Ling burped and stretched comfortably.Xiaojiu on the side showed a look of admiration in his eyes, and said: "This is the highest state of lovelorn in the mortal legends-turning grief and anger into appetite. There is this article in Wuman's Love Handbook. Unfortunately, I am not good enough. Every time I talk to Jin Jin can't even eat after being awkward, Huahua is really good."

Shen Tu stroked Xiao Jiu's hair, and said, "Hey, don't be envious of this, don't learn from it, and don't have a chance to use it."

Xiao Jiu nodded, looking at Shen Tu with eyes full of love.

Hearing this, Hua Ling raised her eyes to stare at the two of them, and said, "Showing love in front of a broken-hearted person, what's the morality? Do you think the karmic fire wasn't strong enough that day..."

Xiao Jiu quickly jumped off Shen Tu's lap, ran directly to Hua Ling's side, carefully pulled his artificial arm and said, "Hua Hua, are you alright?"

Hualing looked at the sincere concern in Xiaojiu's eyes, and felt warm in his heart. He reached out and knocked on Xiaojiu's forehead, and said, "Of course, I think I, Hualing, have lived for tens of thousands of years. I haven't experienced anything, such a small thing. ,What kind of."

Ping Yi on the side blinked, turned to Fei Lian and said, "If I remember correctly, he really doesn't seem to have experienced falling in love and falling out of love."

Fei Lian nodded solemnly: "I remember correctly, Yin Ling is my first love."

Hua Ling raised her head and stared at Ping Yi and Fei Lian again, saying: "You guys see that I'm fine, are you trying to make things difficult for me? Who said that this is my first love. I used to have a lot of open love and secret love in circles, so I didn't tell you all. ,snort!"

Hua Ling proudly raised her chin like a peacock.

Seeing this, Xiao Jiu immediately looked at Fei Lian Ping Yi with hatred, and said angrily: "That's right, Hua Hua is not his first love, didn't he like Xing Tian before?"

Fei Lian: "..."

Ping Yi: "..."

Shen Tu: "..."

Hua Ling: "..."

Shen Tu got up calmly, walked to Hua Ling, and silently reached out to pull Xiao Jiu back into his arms.Seeing everyone's colorful and silent expressions, Xiao Jiu wondered, "What's the matter? I heard that's what I meant the other day..."

Shen Tu touched Xiao Jiu's face, motioning him not to speak, then Shen Tu raised his head and said with a slightly solemn expression, "Yin Ling, are you really alright?"

Looking at the concerned eyes of everyone gathered on her body, Hua Ling supported her forehead, sighed lightly, thought for a moment and said: "I won't pretend in front of you, to be honest, Ao Su's incident really made me feel uncomfortable. It’s very sad, maybe I haven’t experienced everything in these thousands of years, but after playing in the mortal world for so long, I understand one thing, that is, no matter what it is, it will pass one day, and today I feel that the sky is falling and I can’t get over it Tomorrow, it might become just a self-deprecating memory with a smile. So, it doesn’t mean that something is wrong if I haven’t fully recovered. I firmly believe that this matter is not a problem, and time will dilute everything. You see, today I look a lot better now than I did a week ago, don’t I? So, it’s not a problem if you break up in love..."

Everyone looked at Hua Ling's obviously thinner figure and slightly haggard face, feeling a little sad in their hearts.Hua Ling tore off her apparently loose robe, and said, "By the way, Xing Tian said I was fat as soon as he saw me, cut it, I will ask him to look again later, this time it should be about the same as it was thousands of years ago. "

Seeing Hua Ling's half-truth and half-fake relaxed expression, Ping Yi's heart ached slightly, and he couldn't help but said, "Yin Ling, Xing Tian is fine."

"Ah?" Hua Ling was taken aback, looking up at Ping Yi.

"The two of you are quite suitable. No one thought about this when we were together before, but now that you think about it, you and Xing Tian are quite suitable." Ping Yi said.

As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the room looked at Ping Yi in surprise, Ping Yi looked at the usual, looked at Hua Ling who was stunned, and continued: "You two stay together."

Hua Ling's surprised gaze was full of horror, she stared straight at Ping Yi, with an unbelievable expression of "you're kidding me".But Pingyi's expression was magnanimous, without a hint of joking on his face, he looked at Hua Ling seriously.

After a while, it was Fei Lian who broke the stiff atmosphere. He said slowly, "Well, it's not a primitive society of thousands of years now. Times are changing, and same-sex marriage is now legal in the devil world."

Shen Tu also nodded, and said: "The environment is good, you two also have a relationship foundation, you can consider it."

Hua Ling: "..."

What happened in the past seven days, all the demon kings changed their careers to become matchmakers?Are they all export-to-domestic? !

Just when Hua Ling was immersed in serious doubts about their pimping behavior, Xiao Jiu stretched out his head from Shen Tu's arms like a small beast, and said timidly: "But, I think elder brother is very serious about Hua Hua... "

Before the words were finished, Fei Lian and Ping Yi shot at Xiao Jiu in unison. Xiao Jiu fell silent for a moment and swallowed the rest of the words. Word: deserve it.

Xiao Jiu seemed to hear an angry cry in their silent eyes: "I just want to be mad."

Xiao Jiu lighted a wax for Ao Su silently in her heart, and sighed secretly in her heart: "Brother, I tried my best." Then she continued to slip back into Shen Tu's arms, becoming a quiet and well-behaved shrunken dragon.

"You guys...do you really think that I...are stupid?" Hua Ling said angrily, her eyes widening. "The stupidest way to get over a broken relationship is to immediately start a new relationship, which is extremely irresponsible to yourself and others."

Hualing instantly turned into a righteous defender of Taoism, educating everyone.

Ping Yi tilted her head and said, "But, this is the fastest and most effective way to get out of the shadows."

Xiao Jiu poked her head out in an instant and echoed: "Yes, it's always played like this on TV. After falling out of love, we live together in the same room, confide in each other, then cherish each other, and then have sex with each other..."

Ping Yi turned her face and gave Xiao Jiu a thumbs-up with her eyes, Xiao Jiu shrank back in peace and satisfaction.

Hua Ling looked at Ping Yi dumbfounded, and said, "Yi, stop messing around, why did you become like Xiao Jiu?"

Ping Yi was noncommittal, but looked at Hua Ling distressedly, and said slowly: "Yin Ling, I just hope you can be happy, no matter what method you use."

A touch of emotion rose in Hualing's heart. He wiped his face, calmed down and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you down."

Ping Yi nodded, stood up and said, "Okay, let's go."

Hua Ling: "Where are you going?"

Ping Yi: "Go and find Xing Tian."

Hua Ling: "..."

Why did it come back again.

Fei Lian thought for a while, then said seriously: "Yin Ling, no matter whether Ping Yi is joking or sincere, you really should have a good talk with Xing Tian, ​​not for other things, the ins and outs of Xing Tian's resurrection, he himself is still at a loss, His condition has been very unstable these past few days, and when he turned into a monkey, he also scarred himself. In the whole incident, the most innocent and painful person is Xing Tian."

Hua Ling's heart sank slightly, thinking of Xing Tian's appearance when he went berserk, his heart seemed to be severely pinched.He looked up at Ping Yi and asked, "Yi, Xing Tian's condition? Can it be cured?"

Ping Yi looked heavy, shook his head and said: "He is not sick, but a genetic mutation, switching back and forth between humans and monkeys, Ao Su is right, his condition is very unstable, he can only rely on himself The willpower to overcome the mutation of the body and reduce the number of times of turning into a monkey. We can't help him, these days I just injected him with sedatives when he was the craziest, lest he hurt himself."

Thinking of Xing Tian's situation, Ping Yi couldn't help sighing: "Forget it, you'd better not go there today, I just gave him an injection earlier, and I'm still sleeping. He broke into a small side hall, felled four trees, smashed a palace wall, and wounded a dozen guards, let him have a rest."

Hua Ling: "..."

After being silent for a while, Hua Ling continued to ask, "Where is the relative? How is the situation?" After seeing the power of the relative's rampage in the Lianlai Islands that day, Hua Ling was once again brought back those bad memories.

"The relative is very good. Although it cannot be put into Xing Tian's body, Xing Tian can control it with his consciousness when he is in human form. When Xing Tian is conscious, he temporarily seals it and sends it back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation to prevent it from happening again. .”

Fei Lian said in a deep voice: "The power of the Creation Artifact cannot be underestimated. Fortunately, only relatives ran away this time, and no other Creation Artifact collided with it. Otherwise, once the space-time rift appeared, the entire mortal world I'm afraid it's all doomed."

Hua Ling nodded, and then asked, "Is there anything else?"

Hearing this, Fei Lian raised the letter in his hand, and said: "A letter from the fairy world, three days later the Lianlai Islands will have talks. The Feng family was severely affected, and Huo Lian disappeared. Yu Lei took a few people and Gun Gun to Lianlai to help find someone gone."

Thinking about Yu Lei and Yang Jian, Hua Ling couldn't help feeling a little guilty, and he said slowly: "The relationship between Yu Lei and Yang Jian has just eased up, it's all because of my matter..."

Ping Yi smiled and patted Hua Ling's shoulder, and said, "Don't worry, we all know Yu Lei's persistence. Once you spot the target, Nine Bulls will not be able to pull back. No matter what happens, it will not change. His determination, but we really didn't expect him to be emotional this time."

Thinking of all the previous scenes between Yu Lei and Yang Jian, Hua Ling's face darkened, and she said, "It's not that she's in love, it's just that she's in love..."

Ping Yi on the side suppressed a smile, and said, "Speaking of this, the two brothers Shen Tu and Yu Lei are really similar, and the objects of affection are all handsome guys in the fairy world."

Xiao Jiu's head popped out of Shen Tu's arms in an instant, and he protested dissatisfiedly with puffed cheeks: "Who says it's similar, it's obviously different, okay? When I was with Jin Jin, I was the first to face He's in heat."

Ping Yi: "..."

It's... honorable?

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