On the Perfect Way to Conquer Turtle Hair

With a dark face, Hua Ling gritted her teeth and pushed herself until her legs were weak...

What the hell is going on here?After finishing the work, Hua Ling held up her left hand and looked at it carefully. It was strange to say that this hand was controlled by Ao Su?Not quite, because it's normal most of the time.Hua Ling thought about it carefully, and felt that only when Ao Su was subconsciously thought of in her mind, would it disobey her and have a single purpose.

Very good, it turns out that the hands can also be finely divided...

Hua Ling was considering whether to go to Ping Yi to check this problem, otherwise, according to this rhythm, Kidney might not be able to bear it.At this moment, the cell phone in the bedroom rang. Hua Ling walked back to the bedroom with a sullen face, picked up the cell phone beside the bed, and saw "Fang Xiao Xianrou" written on the call reminder. Seeing this, Hua Ling's expression eased, A smile appeared on his face, and he pressed the call button: "Hi, baby, did you miss me?"

Hua Ling's voice was full of magnetism, and the ambiguity in his tone made people blush.The other party's voice was a little shy, and it sounded like a young man: "Well, Hua...Mr. Hua, last time you said about going to the hot spring, I want to ask if you are sure."

Hearing this, Hua Ling recalled the conversation with Fei Lian just now, she couldn't help feeling a little depressed, and sighed: "Hey, I'm sorry, baby, I just received a call, I have something to stay in Haishi next week, so I can't go. "

"Oh, oh, no...it's okay, I'm just asking." The young man expressed nervously that he didn't mind, but there was still a bit of disappointment in his tone.

Hua Ling thought for a while, raised her eyebrows slightly, and said, "Why don't you come over today? Let's have dinner together tonight, and the jacuzzi in my room is for two people." Hua Ling spoke slowly, revealing the hint of invitation .

The other party seemed a little flustered, and said, "I can't do it today, Mr. Hua, I'm still shooting commercials in other places, so I can't go back today."

Hualing's eyes were full of charm, and the corners of her mouth twitched lightly, and said, "Of course I know you haven't come back, little fool, it seems to scare you."

Hearing this, the other party was so nervous that he hesitated for a long time, and finally seemed to have made up his mind, and said a complete sentence: "Mr. Hua, I will be able to return to Haishi next Friday, and I will have a month's vacation later. I can accompany you sometime..." In the end, the man's voice was as light as a mosquito's snort.

Hualing smiled and said, "Okay, take care of your body, don't work too hard, see you next week."

After hanging up the phone, a complicated look flashed in Hualing's eyes, and a somewhat helpless expression appeared on her face.He opened the curtains, and the sunlight poured into the room, making the room bright.

Then he walked to the closet, opened the closet door, and a row of black boxer briefs of the same style were neatly hung in a row. He reached for one, tore off the bath towel around his waist, and put on his underwear. The tight and thick underwear It is full of elasticity, wrapping Hualing's plump buttocks in a sexy and attractive way.

Hua Ling shook her hair, poured a glass of red wine, and stood half naked in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows with the wine glass in her hand. The 33-story penthouse suite was completely unafraid of peeping.

Thinking of the restraint and shyness of the little boy on the phone just now, the smile on the corner of Hualing's mouth gradually faded. This kid is cute and cute, but unfortunately he is too timid. When it comes time to go to bed, he might have the same reaction as the previous ones .

Alas, Hua Ling is a little sad and helpless. Everyone in the world knows that the Yin Lingzi Demon King likes beautiful women, and he eats both men and women. The thousand-year-old obscene demon turned out to be an old virgin.

Hua Ling looked down at the busy traffic outside the window, thinking.If you count from the time when you cultivated human form, you should be more than 8000 years old, an old virgin who is more than 8000 years old... hardcore.

The past few days have been a bit frequent, and sometimes two or three rounds can come in one night in his sleep. Hua Ling obviously feels a little physically exhausted. What's wrong with him recently?Did he hold back for too long and came to puberty again, or was he too old to reach the menopause in mortal legends?

Hua Ling looked at her own body reflected in the glass, with slender and straight legs, a well-proportioned waist-to-shoulder ratio, and perfect muscle lines. No matter where she was, she couldn't pick a single flaw.He couldn't help but feel sorry for himself. With such a good physical condition, he couldn't find a partner?Let alone a partner, not even a friend with benefits has a successful date.No wonder Fei Lian promised himself a three-year marriage leave. He absolutely saw through the trend of his doomed singleness.

Thinking of this, Hua Ling's blood boiled a little. Why would Shen Tu, who is married, be able to take his wife to travel around the world with ease, while being single, she had to stay and hold that bitter Three Realms summit.

So, on this sunny spring morning, the big devil set himself a goal: within this year, he must take off his clothes.

Thinking of this, Hua Ling was full of fighting spirit, and his whole body was full of energy. He found a decent purple suit and tidied himself up.Half an hour later, looking at the handsome and charming self in the mirror, he couldn't help but nodded in satisfaction.

Then he raised the mobile phone to a 45-degree angle above the side, and took a nine-shot sequence, which was quickly posted on Weibo, with only two words in the accompanying text: Seek an appointment.

Within 1 minute, there were nearly a hundred replies, some with height and weight, some with measurements, some with phone numbers, and some with hotel room numbers...

The private messages of Aite are also ringing non-stop. Hualing clicked on them one by one, picked a few that looked bold and pleasing to the eye, and added attention. Seeing the praise below, she couldn't help but feel her vanity inflated slightly. The quasi-sex buddies interacted briefly, then walked out of the room contentedly and went downstairs to have breakfast.

Seeing Hua Ling's figure coming out of the elevator and entering the restaurant, the two young girls at the front desk of the hotel whispered in low voices.

"Mr. Hua is really handsome, and only he can dress this gay purple so elegantly."

"I think the bright red shirt on Monday is the sexiest, especially with the tight leather pants, I just want to lick it."

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The words of the girls' conversation came to Hua Ling's ears, and the big devil felt more comfortable. He ate eight steamed buns and two bowls of porridge in one go, and instantly regained the physical energy he lost at night and in the morning.

After eating and drinking enough, Hua Ling went back to the room and continued to flirt with a few would-be sex friends on Weibo, thinking about whether to choose a fair and tender sunny guy or a muscular hunk.Just then, the phone rang again.

Hua Ling saw that the person on the caller ID was Ping Yi, so he immediately got serious and connected the phone.

"Yi? What's the matter?"

Hualing knew that Pingyi was investigating the missing Xingtian Tomahawk today, so the call at this time must be serious, and sure enough, Pingyi's voice was serious: "Yin Ling, Lian already told you about the Xingtian Tomahawk, right? "

Hua Ling nodded: "Well, how is it? Did you find it?"

Ping Yi replied: "No, I only found out that the battle ax should have been brought to the mortal world, and the specific location is not perceivable now."

"Mortal world?" Hua Ling was a little surprised, "Ordinary mortals don't even enter the Hall of Mental Cultivation, they can't even find the entrance of the two worlds of mortals and demons. Since Shentu closed the passage of Qingyuan Mountain, they can freely Only us and the Twelve Demon Envoys shuttle between the two realms, and even rarer are the mortal cultivators who have reached this realm."

Ping Yi said: "Yes, so this matter is very strange. I checked the situation of the Twelve Demon Envoys last night, and none of them left the Demon Realm. Nothing unusual was found either."

Hua Ling frowned slightly when she heard this, and said, "Then, could it be someone from the fairy world..."

Ping Yi was silent for a while, and said: "It's not easy to jump to conclusions now. Now that the Three Realms are peaceful and non-aggressive, and it's the eve of the Three Realms Summit, I can't think of any reason for the Immortal Realm to do this. Although Xing Tian Battle Ax It is powerful, but it is Xing Tian's exclusive artifact. After Xing Tian's death, it is basically in a sealed state. Stealing it is useless except to provoke disputes."

Hualing heard the words, and said coldly: "You mean, someone wants to use this to provoke the relationship between the fairy and the devil?"

Ping Yi said: "Well, this possibility is not ruled out, and I also discovered something today." Ping Yi's voice was a little low, with a hint of anger in his tone.

"Say." Hua Ling said.

"It seems that someone has entered Xing Tian's tomb in the mortal world." Ping Yi said.

"What?!" Hua Ling was startled and furious when she heard this.

"Fortunately, nothing was lost, and Xing Tian's remains were well preserved, but the barrier at the door did show signs of being destroyed," Ping Yi said.

"I said that Xing Tian's remains should be brought back to the Demon Realm, but you didn't listen." Hua Ling's tone was slightly agitated, and there was a bit of sullenness in her voice.

"Yin Ling, calm down, we all agreed to leave them in the mortal world in the end, don't forget the reason Shen Tu said at that time." Ping Yi's voice was filled with a bit of pain.

Hua Ling bit her lip, took a deep breath, and calmed down her emotions: "Where are the others? Is there anything unusual about the tombs of Gong Gong and Chi You?"

"Not yet, I'm continuing to investigate. I don't know if this incident has anything to do with the loss of Xing Tian's tomahawk. Let me inform you first. I may not be able to go back in time for the Three Realms Summit. When the time comes, you and Fei Lian will have to go back." Observe carefully to see if there is anything suspicious about the representatives of the immortal and mortal realms." Ping Yi said calmly.

"Well, I see." Hua Ling said solemnly.

After hanging up the phone, Hualing had no intention of having sex at all. He lay on his back on the bed, reached out and touched a switch at the head of the bed, and a huge projection appeared on the ceiling. The same scene in the palace, the scene when Chi You, Xing Tian, ​​Kua Fu, and Gong Gong died in battle.

Hua Ling hadn't seen this mural for a long time. Every time he saw this scene, his heart would ache. It seemed that the scene thousands of years ago was still vivid in his mind.

Chi You's domineering declaration, Gonggong's simple and honest smile, Kuafu's agile figure, and Xing Tian's hearty laughter...

"Xing Tian, ​​if you lose, how can you come back alive?"

"Hahaha...I am God of War, how could I lose!"

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These two sentences have echoed in Hua Ling's mind for thousands of years, each and every word is clear and profound.

Hua Ling stared at the mural quietly for a moment, then raised her arms, covered her eyes lightly, and said softly to herself: "Xing Tian, ​​you have fought countless battles, and I will say this to you before every battle, only that The last time, I didn't say anything, and you really didn't come back..."

The sun shone on the big bed, and it seemed warm, but Hua Ling's slender purple figure looked extraordinarily lonely and desolate against the white sheets...

After a long while, Hua Ling jumped up from the bed, the previous depression was swept away, replaced by a fierce and decisive look, the purple mark on his forehead appeared faintly, and there was a chill in his eyes, looking at the clear sky outside the window, his expression Cold and dignified.

No matter who you are, no matter what your purpose is, you dare to touch the things of my little friends, if you don't get caught and killed, curse me, Yin Lingzi, to be a virgin for the rest of my life—becoming a real ashes is also a virgin!