On the Perfect Way to Conquer Turtle Hair

With a dark face, Hua Ling stared blankly at the end of the title, when a few sheep jumped out.

1 minutes later:

Hua Ling: Why is there a pile of shit on this sheep's head...

5 minutes later:

Hua Ling: Hey, this wolf is so stupid, did it become a spirit after the founding of the country?

10 minutes later:

Hua Ling: Little Hui is so cute, it's just the black version of Xiao Jiu.

10 minutes later:

Hua Ling: Hahahaha, the frying pan is too domineering, booming and in a trance...

So, on the first night before departure, His Royal Highness the King of Ling laughed and watched the wolves fighting the flock of sheep for half a night in the room...

At one o'clock in the morning, a prompt message automatically popped up on Hua Ling's screen: "Sorry, you have watched the video for too long. To ensure your physical and mental health, the anti-addiction system has been activated. Please rest before watching. Good night."

Afterwards, all the videos turned into jumping sheep in hypnotic mode, jumping forward one by one.

Hua Ling looked at the time and felt that it was time to go to bed. He went into the bathroom to take a shower, and then lay down on the bed and fell asleep...

Ao Su next door was sitting on a chair, and the projection on the opposite wall was the image on Hua Ling's bracelet. Through the bracelet, Ao Su saw Hua Ling's sleeping profile, and saw Hua Ling smiling, as if muttering What.

Ao Su turned up the volume of the communication bracelet in his hand, and Hua Ling's confused voice came over: "I will definitely come back..."

The light shining in Ao Su's eyes was a little warmer, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly, and he smiled with satisfaction.

Early the next morning, Hua Ling was woken abruptly by the alarm clock on her wrist that couldn't be turned off. The alarm clock didn't stop until she completely left the bed. The sleepy Hua Ling wanted to chop off her hands.

It wasn't until she packed her luggage in a daze that Hua Ling's mind gradually cleared up.When going downstairs to have breakfast, Hua Ling found that other people were already getting ready to go. Except for Ao Su, everyone had already gathered in the hall.

At eight o'clock sharp, Ao Su arrived on time, and it was exactly the same.Seeing that all the staff had arrived, Taibai Jinxing cleared his throat and roared like a rainbow: "Comrades, you are the most outstanding elite representatives among our Three Realms, and the important task of maintaining peace in the Three Realms and safeguarding the safety of the people is entrusted to you." On behalf of the fairy palace and all the people of the Three Realms, I would like to pay high tribute to you. I hope you can overcome all difficulties and go forward bravely to complete this arduous task. We will be here, waiting for the triumphant return of the warriors come back..."

Before Taibai Jinxing finished speaking, Ao Xie and Yang Jian walked towards the car outside with their heads full of black lines. Ao Xie whispered to Yang Jian while walking: "When did Lao Bai really become so white? ..."

Yang Jian smiled and said: "You are old at heart, it's not bad to change your style once in a while."

Ao Xun: "It's too embarrassing. When you look at the eyes of people in the mortal world and the devil world, it's like watching a joke."

Before Ao Zun could finish his sentence, he saw the little monk Jingkong in the mortal world blushed slightly, with a look of excitement and excitement. He dropped the luggage in his hand, walked quickly to Taibai Jinxing, and held Taibai Jinxing tightly with both hands. Arm, and said simply and loudly: "Please rest assured, Shangxian, and promise to complete the task. Please wait for our good news!"

Ao Zong: ...

This time, even Jin Lan and Xie Qingchen behind them couldn't stand it any longer, and silently turned around and got into the car with their luggage.

Hua Ling was laughing at the side. The old and the young, did they come to sing the double reed to relieve the atmosphere? I always thought that there were more funny people in the devil world, but there were also many in the fairy world and the mortal world...

Hualing smiled and dragged her luggage forward, Pingyi who was standing aside stretched out her hand to stop Hualing, Hualing stopped, and saw Pingyi looking at her worriedly.

Ping Yi said: "Yinling, you don't have a fairy body protection now, and this hand is still a prosthetic. Don't force yourself in everything, with Yu Lei and Chen Sha around, take care of yourself."

Hua Ling's heart warmed up when she heard the words, and she said, "Yi, don't worry, I have my sense of proportion."

Ping Yi curled her lips, looked at Hua Ling's left arm and said, "After going to the mortal world for a few days, I crippled myself. This is so well done, I can't even keep my five limbs..."

Hualing hugged Pingyi's neck with a smile, and said in his ear: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself, look at your exhausted appearance, pay attention to rest, your body is exhausted, our Royal Highness Lian will lose his temper of."

A blush quickly flashed across Pingyi's face, he glared at Hualing, and then continued to say seriously: "I always feel that this matter is not that simple, and the person who can steal the Xingtian Tomahawk will definitely not be an ordinary person. You must be careful."

Hualing stretched out her hand to pinch Pingyi's face, and said, "Got it, mother-in-law."

Ping Yi puffed up and said, "I'm not by your side, what if you get hurt, I'll prepare some medicine for you."

Before Hua Ling could speak, he heard Ao Su's voice behind him: "His Royal Highness Ping, please rest assured, His Highness Ling Wang is now my patient, and I will take care of his body."

Ping Yi looked up at Ao Su standing behind Hua Ling, a little surprised.

Hualing heard the words, turned to look at Ao Su, and then said to Ping Yi: "Yes, Yi, don't worry, with Mr. Ao Dabai here, I will be fine, after all, he is responsible for my prosthetic limb."

After finishing speaking, Hua Ling stretched out her left hand and waved it in front of Ping Yi's eyes, with a smile in her eyes.

Ping Yi looked suspiciously at Hua Ling, then at Ao Su, and finally nodded.

After bidding farewell to Fei Lian Pingyi, Hua Ling walked out of the gate. The fairy world is quite generous in terms of car rental, and bought three extended version of Range Rover, the car has a spacious interior.Hua Ling put the luggage away, then got into the back seat, An Li drove, Shen Sha sat in the passenger seat, Hua Ling waited for Yu Lei after getting in the car, and turned on the projector to continue watching Pleasant Goat.

But after waiting for a while, still did not see Yu Lei's shadow, Hua Ling asked strangely: "Chen Sha, where is Yu Lei?"

Shen Sha stuck his head out of the window and looked ahead, and said: "Gun Gun seems to have gotten into the car in the fairyland and refused to get off. His Highness Mozun is negotiating with Gun Gun in front."

Thinking of Gun Gun's flattering face circling around the roaring dog, Hua Ling suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and couldn't help but say, "Just tell Gun Gun to stay in front." After that, she continued to watch her own film.

After another 5 minutes, the car door opened, and a figure got into the car and sat next to Hua Ling. Hua Ling said without raising her head, "How is it? Why don't you come back? If you have a daughter-in-law and forget your mother... let's go."

A few seconds later, Hua Ling heard the person next to him say:

"His Majesty Mozun refused to come back, so he had to change places with me."

Hua Ling was taken aback for a moment, the voice...

He looked up and met Ao Su's eyes.

"You...why is it you..." Hua Ling finally came to his senses at this time, Yu Lei must have taken advantage of the reason why Gun Gun refused to come back, and got into the car in the Immortal Realm, why... don't even think about it.

It is true that like a dog, there must be an owner.

Hua Ling felt uneasy for a while, although Yu Lei promised that he would not do anything to Yang Jian, but God knows what that bastard will do along the way, and there is also a grumpy Ao Xun in that car.

Hua Ling hesitated for a moment, opened the door to get out of the car, and said, "I'd better get him back, this guy likes to cause trouble..."

Before the words were finished, the car in front of the Immortal Realm turned on its ignition and sped away, followed by the car in the Mortal World, and drove out of the resort in an instant.

Hualing: ...

Seeing this, Ao Su said, "His Royal Highness, get in the car."

Hua Ling had no choice but to get back in the car, closed the door, and An Li in front saw this, started the car and followed.Hua Ling called out the communication control panel in her hand, and clicked on Yu Lei's name.

After ringing for a long time, Yu Lei's voice finally came over: "Yin Ling, what's the matter?"

Hua Ling lowered her voice and said seriously: "Yu Lei, what the hell are you doing, get out of the car and come back."

Yu Lei said: "Gun Gun refused to go back, he was playing with that dog in the back, so I had no choice but to stay with him."

Hua Ling scolded: "Why didn't Gun Gun see you accompany it when it was in estrus in the Hall of Mental Cultivation by itself? It's useless to talk less, come back quickly."

Yu Lei heard the words, and said honestly: "Oh, I also want to study what kind of magic Yang Jian used on me, so I want to stay and ask him."

Hua Ling said, "Don't provoke Yang Jian."

Yu Lei said: "Don't worry, I said not to beat him up, okay, that's it, the mother-in-law is dead."

After all, the communication was cut off with a snap.

Hua Ling looked at the back of his hand in a daze. He finally found out that this all-purpose bracelet has some flaws compared to the mobile phone. When he is angry, he can't drop it...

Ao Su looked at Hualing, and said, "His Royal Highness, please rest assured, Yang Jian is actually gentle by nature, and will not conflict with His Royal Highness Mozun."

Hua Ling clenched her fist slightly, the corners of her mouth stiffened slightly: "Hehe, that's because you don't understand Yu Lei, once you go crazy, it's like rabies..."

Hearing this, Ao Su nodded thoughtfully and said, "Is it rabies? It doesn't matter. I developed a post-illness vaccine a few years ago, and the cure rate can reach 90.00%."

Hualing: ...

Is this guy really stupid or pretending to be stupid.

Seeing Hua Ling's uncertain expression, Ao Su thought for a while, and said, "Does His Highness King Ling want to know the condition of that car?"

Hua Ling looked at Ao Su, and suddenly thought that the person in front of her was a ready-made eavesdropper, and immediately said: "Yes, Your Highness, you must have a solution, right? Is your conch in that car?" Internet, or WIFI, I don’t know if they will use it.”

Ao Su shook his head and said, "Don't bother."

After all, he pulled out the communicator on his wrist, clicked a few times, and a projected image immediately appeared in the air, which was the image inside the car in Immortal Realm.

Hua Ling was slightly taken aback when she saw this, and said, "Does this bracelet still have this function?"

Ao Su nodded: "The communication image system of the 12 of us can be shared. I retrieved the three-dimensional image reflected on Yang Jian's wrist. It is more convenient to observe His Highness Mozun from this angle."

Seeing this, Hualing couldn't help but feel puzzled, and asked, "Can you control our bracelets at will?"

Ao Su thought for a while and said, "Control is difficult, but monitoring is no problem. After all, this is a system I developed."

Hua Ling's eyes widened, and he said after a while: "Your Highness, do you have a voyeurism? Why do you always study this strange function? Now is an era that emphasizes privacy. It is illegal for you to use the back door to peep at others like this." .”

Ao Su pushed down his glasses and said slowly, "Oh, then I'll turn it off."

"Don't, don't..." Hualing heard the words, and immediately stopped her, then stared at the image in the sky and said indifferently: "Since they are all open, let's take a look."

The corner of Ao Su's mouth raised slightly: "Okay."

So, the two looked up at the image in the sky.

I saw Yang Jian's face was a little stiff, he turned his head and looked out the window, Yu Lei beside him turned his head to look at Yang Jian's side face, neither of them spoke, the atmosphere in the car was a little tense.

After a while, Ao Xun, who was sitting on the co-pilot, said, "Master Mozun, what are you doing? Do you still want to find fault with Yang Jian?"

Yu Lei raised his head, looked at Ao Xun, and said, "Is she your wife?"

"Ah?" Ao Xi was taken aback by Yu Lei's question, and subconsciously said, "Of course not."

"Oh." Yu Lei turned his head, continued to stare at Yang Jian, and said at the same time: "Then you don't care."

Ao Zun's complexion suddenly changed, and he said: "He is not my wife but my buddy, I can't care about it anymore, let me tell you Yu Lei, if it wasn't for the sake of His Highness Wangmu and Prince Lian this morning , I have already..."

"Ao Xun." Yang Jian snorted softly, frowned slightly, and said, "Don't pay attention to him."

Ao Xun gritted his teeth, his eyes were burning, and he gave Yu Lei a hard look, but finally he turned his head away and didn't continue to speak.

Yu Lei turned a deaf ear to Ao Zun's words, and continued to stare at Yang Jian. After a while, he slowly said, "What spell did you use on me yesterday morning?"

Yang Jian's lips trembled slightly, and he clenched his teeth slightly. Thinking of the scene yesterday morning, when he was naked and pushed from the bathroom door to the window by Yu Lei, without any power to fight back, Yang Jian felt a sense of shame welling up In his heart, he suppressed his anger and did not make a sound.

Seeing Yang Jian's silent appearance, Yu Lei's heart became more determined. Yang Jian had a ghost in his heart, and continued to speak: "I haven't been injured or bled since the Zhuolu War, how dare you use these low-level tricks to plot against me?" I……"

Hearing this, Yang Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Get lost!"

Yu Lei snorted coldly, and said, "I guessed it right, right? If you don't tell me, I know it too. I've already found out what kind of tricks you used against me. Unexpectedly, the immortals in the majestic world would still Will use mortal skills."

After listening to Yu Lei's words, let alone Yang Jian and Ao Xun's expressions of shock and anger, even Hua Ling, who was peeping from the side, felt confused.

Yang Jian's face turned pale with anger, and he still didn't want to talk to Yu Lei. Ao Zong in front of him sneered, and said, "Then I'd like to ask His Royal Highness Mozun to tell you what mortal skills we secretly learned in the fairy world." ?”

I saw Yu Lei pulled out the tablet computer used to play games from his arms, quickly clicked on a webpage, pointed to the words on it to show Yang Jian, and said confidently: "This is it."

Yang Jian lowered his eyes and glanced at the computer in Yu Lei's hand, only to see that it read: "The beauties in "36 Strategies" are naked, seduce them with sex, attack their gods, disturb their souls, hurt their vitality, and destroy them." Consciousness.

The confrontation between the two sides is the art of killing the heart. "

Yang Jian:……

Onlookers Hualing: ...

I really want to help Yang Jian slap this bastard twice.