Five years simulation three years first

"Today is Thursday, which is also the birthday of the music teacher." Yu Shaochun quickly wrote down lines of data on the paper, "Based on the systematic comparison of her observations before, we can calculate her approximate trajectory on Thursday."

Feng Zhou took his pen and paper: "The scope of activities of the music teacher is not large. Combined with the floor plan of the school corridor, it can be calculated that she has a 34.7% probability of appearing in the office after work, and a 45.2% probability of appearing on the way to the music classroom. This 45.2% probability has recently increased due to the approach of New Year's Day, so..."

They both said in unison: "To be successful, we must arrange everything before she enters the music classroom."

Lu Xiaonan clapped his hands and praised in as gentle a tone as possible: "It's really good."

She has been listening to the two of you saying something to each other, and the conversation is in full swing, as if she is thinking with one brain, and suddenly feels that she is a bit redundant.

"Do you remember our battle plan clearly?" Yu Shaochun asked Lu Xiaonan.

"I already remember more clearly than my idol's birthday."

Yu Shaochun nodded with satisfaction, raised his hand and looked at his watch: "It's 05:30, we still have half an hour to start preparations, hallelujah, may the Lord bless us."

"When did you become a Catholic?"

"Occasionally, when you are superstitious, you still have to worship."

"We are firm materialists," Feng Zhou said, "don't engage in feudal superstition."

The three of them slipped out of the classroom for different reasons 10 minutes ago and were hiding in a chemistry laboratory.Yu Shaochun opened the cabinet containing the reagents at the back, and carefully took out a beautifully packaged box and put it on the laboratory bench.

"This is the perfume we made in three days," Yu Shaochun said, slowly opening the box to reveal the contents inside, "We tried our best, and the effect is not bad."

Inside the box was a test tube rack filled with a row of pocket test tubes with wooden stoppers, containing liquids of various colors, ranging from blood-like dark red to bright yellow of dahlias, under the refraction of the light Glowing with brilliant light.

"Look at it," Lu Xiaonan said, "You two did it?"

Yu Shaochun nodded: "It's surprising that Feng Xueba and I have unexpectedly the same understanding of fragrance, which saves us a lot of unnecessary quarrels when choosing the base."

"Different understandings can also save you from quarreling," Feng Zhou said, "We usually quarrel too much because you are a badass."

"For each other, Feng Xueba is at the level of a king in terms of bar skills."

The door of the chemistry laboratory was pushed open, and Tan Yuanzhao rushed in with a stack of papers in his hand: "Why did you call me here?"

Lu Xiaonan asked: "Old Tan, you don't forget what day it is today, do you?"

"Bertil Lindblad's birthday? That famous Swedish astronomer?" Tan Yuanzhao was puzzled, "His birthday is not a big day, is it?"

His three students gave him a deep look, and said in unison: "I'm sick!"

Tan Yuanzhao was pushed into the "preparation room" next door.Before closing the door, Yu Shaochun threw him a suit: "Put it on, and then come out and Lu Xiaonan will do styling for you."

"Can I not wear it?" Tan Yuanzhao held the suit and looked at the reflection of the cabinet door for a long time. "I tend to get nervous when I wear a suit."

"You can do it, don't be nervous."

As Yu Shaochun said that, he took off his outer school uniform, revealing a pure white shirt underneath.He seemed to have been prepared for a long time, and took out a dark red suit jacket from the bag next to him, put it on his body, and tied his tie neatly, as if he would be able to attend a high-end reception in the next second.

"It turns out that the suit is still red."

"Customized suits," Yu Shaochun said, "every year my family orders a few suits for me and my sister, and then my mother drags them to useless social activities for middle-aged and elderly women."

Lu Xiaonan, who had just left, returned to the laboratory, but at this moment her clothes had turned into a sequined evening dress, with a pair of golden high heels on her feet, and her hair was pulled into a bun. A matching hairpin was inserted to set off the swan-like neck.She jumped up and down in front of Feng Zhou, and the skirt and sleeves flew up like butterflies: "Am I pretty?"

It was the first time Feng Zhou saw a girl wearing such clothes.

Most of the time, he has no concept of "beauty", but this suit brings him more admiration for the ethereal thing like "temperament".

He opened his mouth and stammered, "Okay, it looks good."

"Don't look," Yu Shaochun appeared out of nowhere and stood in front of him, "You change it too."

"I want to change too?"

Feng Zhou stared at him with wide eyes, and subconsciously refused: "I'll forget it..."

Yu Shaochun took out another suit from his bottomless mountaineering bag: "For a family, the most important thing is to be neat and tidy."

It was a dark blue suit. As soon as Feng Zhou touched it, he realized that the fabric used in this suit was definitely expensive.

"But I don't have a shirt."

"Don't be afraid," Yu Shaochun took out another shirt and threw it to him, "I've prepared everything, I can get whatever I want."

Lu Xiaonan sat on the experimental table with his arms folded and curled his lips: "Master Yu, when you come to me, you just obey the Dao and prepare yourself, and when you go to Feng Xueba, you just prepare everything for him. Your partiality is all about Mariana." Did you go into the trench?"

Yu Shaochun said straightforwardly: "We must dedicate love to those in need, Ms. Lu Xiaonan, do you lack these two sets of clothes?"

Feng Zhou came out from behind the cabinet after changing his clothes, feeling that although the suit fits well, it is just indescribably awkward.He raised his head cautiously, and saw Lu Xiaonan bent over with a smile: "Feng Xueba, you are so cute!"

Usually they always see Feng Zhou in school uniform, plus he looks small, it seems that he has always had a feeling of not growing up.This is the first time I see him wearing a suit. At the beginning, it was a bit of a violation of forceful growth, but after seeing too much, it is actually quite good-looking.

It's kind of cute and good-looking.

"I......"

Before Feng Zhou could finish speaking, Yu Shaochun stood in front of him again.He took out a dark red tie and put it around Feng Zhou's neck as if by magic, and helped him tie it skillfully: "This is perfect."

Lu Xiaonan raised his eyebrows, looking at Yu Shaochun's back which was blocking Feng Zhou tightly, an intriguing smile flashed in his eyes.She shouted to the preparation room: "Old Tan, are you okay?"

"Xiao Yu," Tan Yuanzhao poked his head out, "Isn't the suit you gave me a bit inappropriate?"

Yu Shaochun thought he was wasting time by dawdling: "Don't worry about things you shouldn't worry about, come out quickly, or it's too late."

When Tan Yuanzhao came out of the "preparation room", Lu Xiaonan burst into laughter even louder than before.

Although Feng Zhou looked like a child in adult clothes, his suit at least fit him well.But Tan Yuanzhao’s suit seems to run counter to the word “fit”. The whole suit looks like he stole it from somewhere. The trousers are obviously shorter. He also bared his teeth and clawed his way out of the collar.

Yu Shaochun raised his forehead: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, and the calculation was wrong."

Lu Xiaonan watched with relish: "Master Yu, are you really biased this time? Feng Xueba's clothes are very suitable, and Old Tan's clothes even forgot to cut the labels. You are just like him. Like a stepmother."

"Don't watch the excitement, work and work," Yu Shaochun dug out a brand new pair of black socks from his hiking bag, "Put these on and pull them up so high that they can no longer cover your legs."

Tan Yuanzhao went back to change his socks, while Feng Zhou was pulled in front of Lu Xiaonan to do his hair.She lowered her head slightly, looked into Feng Zhou's eyes on the glass cabinet door and asked, "Sir, do you want tinfoil ironed, or curly hair?"

"me......"

It was the first time Feng Zhou was so close to a girl, and it became difficult for him to breathe.He lowered his head and didn't dare to look into Lu Xiaonan's eyes, but he heard the girl's crisp laughter after she succeeded in playing a prank: "Hey, hey, Feng Xueba, don't make it look like I've done something to you, such a grievance The way you look really makes me want to pinch your face!"

As she spoke, she wet Feng Zhou's hair with spray, and scratched it casually to create a style.Feng Zhou still stared down at the ground, as if he wanted to study the snow-white tiles to form a flower.

"Okay," Lu Xiaonan patted him, and Feng Zhouru got up quickly after receiving the amnesty, and accidentally kicked a stool next to him that hadn't been pushed in, and almost used the elegant posture of "dog chewing mud" to make his face touch the ground intimately.

Lu Xiaonan quickly supported him: "Am I that scary?"

"No, no, I..." Feng Zhou quickly waved his hands, "My question."

She suddenly approached Feng Zhou, and jokingly said, "Feng Xueba, I haven't thanked you enough for your help last time."

"You're welcome, actually..."

"How about I promise you with my body!" She didn't seem to hear what Feng Zhou said at all, "Feng Xueba, you are really likable, don't you know?"

Yu Shaochun just heard the last sentence.He reached out and grabbed Lu Xiaonan by the collar and pulled her up: "You little crazy girl pollutes the pure number one in grade."

Lu Xiaonan rubbed his neck and glared at him: "None of your business, he's not yours, why do you control him so leniently?"

"Who said that?" Yu Shaochun picked up the violin case next to him, "He is the first in my grade, and I am his second in ten thousand years. Is there a problem?"

Just as Lu Xiaonan was about to say something, his eyes suddenly fell on Yu Shaochun's tie.

It was a royal blue CK tie with intricate dark patterns embroidered on it.It doesn't look like much at first glance, but if you look closely...

It seems to be the same color as Feng Zhou's suit jacket, and even the pattern is somewhat similar.

Her gaze returned to Feng Zhou, and it was no surprise that his tie was the same color as Yu Shaochun's suit coat.

If you say it's a coincidence, she won't believe it.

Damn, do you want to be so boring?

Lu Xiaonan gritted his teeth and cursed in his heart.

The author has something to say: Long time no see (two days), does anyone miss me?ok no orz