Five years simulation three years first

Evening self-study in No. [-] Middle School is voluntary. Two-thirds of the students in Class No. [-] went home with their schoolbags after the last class, and some seats in the classroom were vacant.Yu Shaochun and Li Guohao's five-platoon team chose a position against the wall, so that they would neither be seen from the front door nor the back door, and would not disturb others' studies, which can be said to be very safe.

As usual, Feng Zhou sat in his last row and read a book.Yu Shaochun straddled a row of chairs and came to him with long legs, knocked on his table: "Are you playing? Feng Xueba?"

"Forget it," Feng Zhou pushed down his glasses habitually, "I won't."

Yu Shaochun didn't listen to his refusal, and snatched his exercise book away with his hand: "Don't keep learning and learning, you said you always learn to learn how to imitate stupid Feng Bao, come and learn how to beat Timi!"

After finishing speaking, he held up the exercise book and ran to the front row: "If you want a book, come and chase me~"

How old are you still playing the game of stealing other people's things?

Feng Zhou had no choice but to take his mobile phone to the front to participate in their "five rows of great cause."

Lu Xiaonan had already played solo with Tang Qian, and the two had a great time playing in the canyon.Yu Shaochun poked his head and looked amused: "Can the two assistants still give you a sword?"

Lu Xiaonan glared at him: "What do you know? This is called a warm-up match."

Li Guohao instructed Feng Zhou to register an account: "Just click on WeChat to log in, then create a name, go through the novice tutorial, the left roulette is responsible for walking, and the right drags to release skills."

Feng Zhou manipulated the character to release a skill, and the big golden bird rushed straight to the computer AI on the opposite side, bombarding him with a scorched outside and tender inside.

"Is that right?"

Li Guohao gave him a thumbs up: "That's right, that's it, Xueba is indeed a Xueba, just a little bit."

Yu Shaochun sneered: "Stop praising him, don't let Feng Xueba think that he can even hit No.1 in the game, and he will be so bloated that he will drop out of school tomorrow to sign up for the youth training camp."

"Four misses, one four misses and one," Tang Qian and Lu Xiaonan retreated to the team formation interface after soloing, and pulled people into the team one by one, "Has Feng Xueba finished the novice? Let Yu Ge pull you after the pass."

"What's your name?" Yu Shaochun asked him.

"Kepler."

Yu Shaochun found him after searching the friend list for a long time: "Why does your name sound so familiar to me?"

"Kepler means Kepler," Feng Zhou said. "You don't even know Kepler, do you? How did you learn the second compulsory course in physics?"

"Of course my mother knows," Yu Shaochun glared at him angrily, "It's just a little familiar, I forgot where I saw it, and I can still be ridiculed by you if I recall it. Do you have any grudge against me?"

While the two of them were talking, they had already entered the character selection interface. Feng Zhou looked at the row of colorful headshots on the left side of the screen a little at a loss, and asked, "What should I choose?"

Yu Shaochun said: "Choose an assistant, and follow me."

"What is an assistant?"

"Auxiliary is..." Yu Shaochun directly reached out to help him choose a role, "You just use this."

On the screen is a muscular man wielding a double hatchet, with a thick beard around his chin, his body is like a hill, and he looks extra secure.

It's just not pretty.

He went to check Yu Shaochun's cell phone, and found that he had chosen a young man with a sword in white clothes, with a handsome face and silver hair, surrounded by auspicious cranes, who was many times better looking than his muscular man.

Feng Zhou suspected that he did it on purpose.

The characters of the five people were refreshed in a corner of the map and scattered in several directions.Feng Zhou stood there at a loss, the swordsman operated by Yu Shaochun passed by him, and sent a public screen message: "Follow me."

Feng Zhou hurriedly manipulated the muscular man to follow, stumbling along the way.

Yu Shaochun: "Feng Xueba, why is the future e-sports star hitting a wall?"

"I want you to take care of it?"

Feng Zhou finally got used to all kinds of weird walls and small creatures on the map. He followed Yu Shaochun cautiously, and occasionally swung his double axes to help him beat pigs or birds. Difficult” illusion.

Ten minutes later, the people on the opposite side gathered in the middle and fired the first shot of today's team battle.Li Guohao wailed in a low voice, and the characters who controlled him retreated all the way: "Yaoshou, there is a meeting in the middle road, daddy jungler, come and save me!!!"

Yu Shaochun responded, and fled into the crowd in three steps in a graceful manner.Feng Zhou stared at his afterimage in a daze, he didn't expect this person to disappear out of thin air before his eyes.He glanced at the five people on the opposite side. Even if he didn't understand the game, he understood the principle of more people bullying fewer people. It is estimated that Yu Shaochun's wave will never return.

Unexpectedly, he drifted back in the next second, and continued to beat his little monster without changing his face.

"You look stupid?" Seeing Feng Zhou's muscular man standing still, Yu Shaochun couldn't help teasing, "Isn't he handsome?"

Lu Xiaonan praised: "As expected of the No. [-] wild king of the five-platoon team, I salute you, salute!"

"What is the wild king?"

Yu Shaochun didn't stop operating, and explained to him: "The wild king is the king who is driven by the jungler, such as me."

"What is jungle? Fighting these little monsters?"

Little monster?

It was the first time Yu Shaochun heard someone describe a wild monster like this, and he almost laughed: "Then if you think it should be called a little monster, then you can call it a little monster."

Due to Yu Shaochun's extraordinarily flamboyant and cool skills and special effects, among a group of people, seven in and seven out cut off countless heads without leaving a drop of blood, leaving only an afterimage.The five men crossed the river aggressively to attack him, but the swordsman not only walked fast, but also followed behind him a muscular man like a steel plate, blocking their way like a mountain.

Hudun himself didn't know what to do, he just listened to Yu Shaochun and followed him. When he was chased, he immediately clicked on the third skill and ran away. He just played a tower pushing game into a running simulator.

"The tank on the opposite side is really annoying."

Feng Zhou saw this public screen message and asked Yu Shaochun: "What is a tank?"

"A tank is a meat shield, for a character like you."

"Why do you say I'm annoying? Did I do anything?"

"Because..." Yu Shaochun thought about how to explain the trash talk of the mobile game to him, and then he only condensed it to one sentence, "Actually, to say you are annoying in this game is to praise you for playing well."

Looking at the record after a set, there is an extremely eye-catching "0/0/0" behind Feng Zhou's name.During team battles, he circled outside and dared not approach, never looked back when being chased, always obediently pressed the third button and ran away, not at all attached to the bloody head behind him.

There is no such worldly desire.

Li Guohao sighed: "Do you want Feng Xueba to try that hero?"

"Which one?"

"That's it," Li Guohao said, "just hang a shield on other people's heads and do nothing else."

Lu Xiaonan came to a sudden: "Indeed, that one is more suitable for Feng Xueba, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to make an assist, what a lack of gaming experience."

Feng Zhou bought the female character with antlers as they said, and clicked on the "Skin" option next door while waiting to load, and saw a skin named "Yo Yo Lu Ming".

The little deer girl was wrapped in blue-green and golden-yellow light bands, slowly transforming from a transparent deer into a human form, with big watery eyes looking at him through the screen, appearing ethereal and clear.

Yu Shaochun asked him, "Like it?"

Feng Zhou nodded: "It's pretty."

At the beginning, Yu Shaochun still asked him to follow him, and he did not forget to explain to him: "The muscular man just now is considered a hard support, and the one you are using now is considered a soft support. When you reach level [-] later, you can jump on my head with the third skill." Come up, you know?"

Feng Zhou nodded, pressed a skill, and pushed away the little blue monster that Yu Shaochun had beaten to the brim.

A blue ring slowly slipped under Xiaolu Nu's feet, and Feng Zhou vaguely felt as if he had done something wrong.Just as he was about to ask, he heard Yu Shaochun wailing beside him: "My blue—buff—ah—"

Li Guohao walked on the road, witnessed everything that had just happened, and knocked his head on the table with a smile: "Shen Yu was assisted by K Lan, whether it is a loss of morality or a lack of humanity. story"."

Yu Shaochun gritted his teeth, and told Feng Zhou as kindly as possible: "In the future, when others use red buffs and blue buffs, you'd better not use your skills, remember?"

"why?"

Like "One Hundred Thousand Whys", Feng Zhou has been persistently asking countless questions since he started playing.Yu Shaochun answered patiently one by one, feeling that he is a living Bodhisattva today.

"Because it's easy to be scolded."

Feng Zhou watched the circle on Xiaolu Nu's head change from 3 to 4, pressed the third skill, and jumped onto Yu Shaochun's head with a "swish".

"Very good, that's it," Yu Shaochun said, "You see, if the yellow strip is gone, press the third skill down, and then jump on my head after cooling down, understand?"

The little deer girl turned into a ball of light and sat on the swordsman's head, she didn't even need to walk by herself, it seemed easier than the previous muscular man.

But when Yu Shaochun rushed into the crowd, Feng Zhou felt that he had suffered ten thousand points of damage.

Yu Shaochun's character had already moved a lot, erratically like a ghost, and without any mental preparation, he opened the third stage of movement and fled among the five people, and then moved away to escape.Feng Zhou felt like he was on a roller coaster going up and down, even Yu Shaochun ran a hundred miles away, and he was a mass of energy floating slowly in the air.

The scene is a bit scary.

He was knocked off Yu Shaochun's head inadvertently, and the opposite side set fire to kill him without mercy.Feng Zhou looked at the dimmed screen and found someone talking on the public screen:

[Sports and Zhixiang 66]: Sister, you, Brother Di Yewang, can’t do it, why did you sell you?

[Chengdu AG-梦の涙留]: Come and see our monkey brother, it is absolutely comfortable to be our monkey brother and deer

Feng Zhou frowned: "Did they treat me as a girl?"

Just as he was about to type to refute, he saw an extra message on the public screen:

[VanGogh]: Let me see who dares to bully my assistant?

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