my brother is not cute at all

Meng Hong made an astonishing oolong when it came to the table setting, but at least her cooking skill was excellent, which eased the embarrassment at dinner a little.

The loofah, tofu and trotter soup was stewed by her to be delicious and delicious, with the fragrance of medicinal food. The trotters were soft and rotten, the tofu was smooth and tender, and the loofah was soft with a crunchy fragrance. You can eat it in one bite and start with three bowls.

The color of the sweet and sour pork ribs is rosy and clear, and it is also golden in syrup. When you sandwich a piece, you can pull out the sticky sugar, which is a visual pleasure.

Not to mention the steamed grouper, the fish is already delicious and tender, and it melts in the mouth when served with the sauce, leaving a fragrance on the lips and teeth, and it is the fastest to be wiped out when placed on the table.

The two vegetarian dishes that relieve the greasiness are her specialty Baked Pumpkin with Salted Egg Yolk and Governor’s Tofu. The pumpkin is wrapped in salted egg yolk and deep-fried until it is charred on the outside and tender on the inside.The governor's tofu is a famous dish in Meng Hong's hometown. The smooth and tender egg tofu is deep-fried until golden. Wrapped on the egg tofu that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, the taste is salty, fresh and mellow, with rich umami.

Finally, there is a chocolate mousse cake presented by Shimei.

After a meal, Yang Yue was so stretched that she lay on her back on the bed, and while Yang Xing was talking with him on the phone, she kept hearing him hiccupping secretly.

Over the phone, Yang Xing sang a birthday song to him. He was tone-deaf, but his voice was very sincere. After listening to the song, Yang Yue felt that his ears had been tortured and his heart was warm.

"Brother, happy birthday, time flies so fast, you have been away from me for six years in a blink of an eye," Yang Xing said with emotion, and then said: "I just finished the monthly exam here, so I won't go to see you. I gave you three skins, and you can check them in the game later.”

"You logged into the game just after the exam? Huh?" Yang Yue was full of confidence, pretending to be a questioning posture.

Yang Xing smiled: "I'm not here to give you a gift, by the way..."

Yang Yue: "By the way?"

Yang Xing: "...By the way, I played two games. I must have improved in this exam, really! I am doing the questions today, and I feel that all the questions are pleasing to the eye, and the writing is particularly interesting."

Yang Yue quietly listened to his bragging, with a faint smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Brother, after I came back from your house, I really studied hard for a while. After the exam today, everyone went to dinner and sang K, so I came to the Internet cafe to relax," Yang Xing said, as if he was afraid of being caught by the people around him. As if hearing it, he suddenly lowered his voice mysteriously: "Hey bro, do you want to watch me play games? I'm duoing with Seventh Brother, you can play the live broadcast in the deep sea, or you can go to his room! You can watch it when you go Come to me! Many fans are watching me."

"What are you doing?" Yang Yue snorted and poured cold water on him: "Are you famous? You are not a well-known anchor, nor an e-sports star, and you don't even own the live broadcast room. What's the matter?" good-looking?"

"How could you hit me like this?" Yang Xing was unhappy when he heard it, and begged for comfort, "You are my own brother, and I want to show myself in front of you, even though I am ignorant all day long. , Not doing business properly, but I also want to get your praise. Besides, I am not famous now, but I am very strong, what if I become famous in the future? Right?"

"For your size," Yang Yue scolded with a smile: "Just you half-heartedly playing games while making phone calls, are you getting better?"

"No, no, I've just arrived at the ban election, and it's time to start fighting," Yang Xing was operating in his hands, and he didn't forget to act coquettishly on the phone: "Brother, do you want to come and see me? Come and see me, I'm really strong, you can still hear Seventh Brother chatting with fans when you come to the live broadcast room, although he doesn't turn on the camera, but his voice is always nice, really."

Yang Yue thought that it's not that I haven't watched his live broadcast, so I don't know how good his voice is?But when he thought about it, he felt wrong, they were all men, why would he think a same-sex voice was nice?This is so weird.

Yang Yue was a little scared by her own thoughts.

Yang Xing's nagging over there made him upset, so he could only respond perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, look at you, I'll go over and supervise you for a while, and you're not allowed to stay too late in the Internet cafe, get out of here when it's almost time." Dorm rest."

"Oh, you are really fierce," Yang Xing complained with a sad face, and then said: "Hey, I entered the game, remember to come and see me!"

Forget it, let’s just watch it. Anyway, if you are full and have nothing to do, you will easily get sleepy. It’s better to find something to pass the time.

Thinking of this, Yang Yue got up from the bed and clicked on the app lying on the phone to enter Hou Zeqi's live broadcast room.

Sure enough, the moment I clicked in, I heard Hou Zeqi's subwoofer coming out of the earphones.

"Huh? Why are you in double row today? Because you have friends."

"The teammate in the double row is a little brother, not someone's trumpet, but a new friend you don't know."

"Hey, you dare to steal? Who gave you the courage?"

Through the earphones, his sultry xylophone-like tail sound was a little deeper, but it was as close as hitting on the eardrum, which made Yang Yue feel a little dazed.

He suddenly thought of the birthday greeting that was in his ears today, and a numb itch suddenly appeared in his ears.

This is not the first time that this person has called him by such an intimate name. Since childhood, except for Ji Wanyu, almost no one has ever called him by his name like this.

Logically speaking, nicknames are used to express intimacy and love, and only elders and lovers would not seem strange when they called them. But now Hou Zeqi not only called them, but also called them very smoothly. Rejected, but still feel that there is such an inexplicable...like in my heart?

Could it be that, in my subconscious mind, I have already regarded this person as a relative?Still think of him as...

Fuck, he must be fucking crazy.

Yang Yue didn't dare to think about it any more, but more deadly images couldn't help flashing through her messy mind, the physiological reactions behind when they slept together, the ambiguous distance in the playground, the restricted-level dream on a rainy night, and Just now at the door of the bathroom, he actually took out such a box from the other party's trouser pocket...a box...

This is so fucking weird.

Obviously just recalling some of those scenes, Yang Yue actually felt his qi and blood start to surge crazily in his limbs and bones, making him feel unbearably hot all over.

It's already November and it's still so hot. He was not such a strong firepower before.

It seems that I can no longer think about it like this.

Yang Yue jumped out of bed in a jerk, and while it was still early, grabbed a change of underwear and ran to the bathroom to take a shower.

He took a long breath of relief when he came out of the bathroom refreshed.

The account hanging in the live broadcast room has been forgot to log out. When I returned to the room, the phone had already jumped out of the low battery warning. I lent it to Jiang Haibo after the lunch gathering, and it happened that that pig-headed person forgot to return the things to him after class.

In other words, he himself completely forgot about the charger in order to drink the pig's trotter soup earlier.

Therefore, people should not worry too much about eating, otherwise they will become as brainless as pigs.

Yang Yue secretly scolded herself for being worthless, and finally had no choice but to endure the humiliation and knock on the door next door.

In the room, Hou Zeqi wore earphones and focused all his attention on the display screen. He didn't notice the strangeness of the door until Yang Xing shouted to remind him through the game voice.

"Brother Seven, is there someone knocking on your door?"

Knock on the door?

Hou Zeqi glanced at the bullet screen on the small window while browsing the economy, and sure enough, the fans on it were urging him to open the door.

He took off the earphones to check carefully, and it was true.

"Enter."

The wooden door squeaked and was pushed open a small crack, and one didn't have to look back to know who it was.

"what happened?"

Hou Zeqi's voice was leisurely and soft, his hands didn't stop moving, and his eyes didn't leave the screen.

Yang Yue walked behind him and asked in a low voice: "I didn't bring back the charger for my mobile phone, can you let me use yours first?"

"Well, take it, it's next to the stereo on my right, do you see it?"

Yang Yue stood on his left, and saw the charging cable on the right table at a glance.

Without blocking the other party's line of sight, he stretched his arms to reach, and the slightly messy mobile phone charging cables and tablet computer charging cables were gently intertwined.

Yang Yue picked up one hand, but took the other one with her. When her arm passed through the air, one of them fell down with a thud. Coincidentally, it landed on the chair between Hou Zeqi's legs.

Yang Yue didn't think much, and helped him pick it up. The moment she grabbed the charging head, her fingertips brushed the bottom of her leg, and accidentally touched a soft organ that was still sleeping...

"!"

The pupils of the two dilated violently almost at the same instant!

Immediately afterwards, one grabbed the charger and froze in place like a lightning strike!An operation error directly released the skill in reverse!

"you--"

"I……"

Hou Zeqi and Yang Yue spoke at the same time, and then fell silent at the same time. They both scolded themselves back and forth in their hearts: Why the hell am I talking?Can't you pretend nothing happened?

Then what?Now this kind of scene, how the hell is it going to end?

calm down.

Yang Yue closed her eyes, took a breath and opened them again, Hou Zeqi rolled her Adam's apple and opened her mouth, and then two voices sounded embarrassingly at the same time——

"Remember to return it to me when you're done using it."

"I'll send it back to you when I'm done."

"..."

"..."

This is too fucking deliberate.

The two cursed inwardly at the same time, then Hou Zeqi cleared his throat unnaturally, and said with difficulty: "Okay..."

Yang Yue was ashamed like an ostrich that stuck its head into the desert, jumped up and fled.

Then Hou Zeqi glanced at the small screen, and sure enough, it was already covered by question marks.

Putting on the earphones, Yang Xing opened his mouth and sent out a soul-striking torture: "Brother Seven? Are your skills reversed?"

Hou Zeqi: "..."

Well, now there are more than 200 million people in the country who know that their skills are reversed.

After returning to the room and plugging in the charging cable, the barrage in the live broadcast room really exploded.

[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Am I blind?Seventh brother just reversed his skills? 】

【what happened?Why is the skill reversed? 】

【exist?Why reverse operation? ? 】

[Please don't scroll, I don't know what a question mark looks like. 】

[Everyone is concerned about skills, but I just want to know who the boy who just talked to the anchor is? 】

[I always thought that my husband lived alone, but I didn't expect him to hide other men in the house? 】

【shock! !A well-known e-sports anchor is actually in the golden house!The beauty turned out to be of the same sex? ! 】

[To tell you the truth, the guy with the charging cable just now was actually me, and I’ve already laid down in my husband’s bed]

[To tell you the truth, the boy with the charging cable just now was actually me, and I have already warmed up my husband’s bed]

[To tell you the truth, the boy with the charging cable just now was actually me, and I was already panting under my husband]

[ghs? ?Sister Fangguan, please come out and catch a chicken]

[Wake up, Seventh Brother's skills are reversed, and your brains are reversed? ? 】

Yang Yue looked at the crazily beating barrage all over the screen, wishing she could fly a Thomas swinging head hammer and plunge her pig's head deep into the center of the earth to die forever.

He is also really crazy, he dared to reach out to pick up the charging cable when it was dropped in such a place...

But that's not true, if the person sitting there was replaced by a normal-sized man, the place where he stretched out his hand wouldn't touch... right?

But when he woke up in the morning, he hadn't been pushed, didn't he even have a long memory?

At this moment, Yang Yue's mind seemed to be slapped in the face by two villains, one black and one white, and they both yelled at each other for being super stupid.

Now, after the red wine rose condom, he still felt that the firewood was not strong enough, so he finally threw a bucket of explosives into the fire by himself, creating the most embarrassing explosion point tonight.

Of course, a mobile phone with a low battery cannot be fully charged in a short time, so Yang Yue did not return the charger on time that night, and Hou Zeqi also tacitly said nothing about it.

But repaying debts is a matter of course, and borrowing things will eventually be repaid, so the next morning, Yang Yue washed up early, and while the door of Hou Zeqi's room was still closed, she quietly rolled up the charging cable and put it away. To the most conspicuous place on the table.

Hou Zeqi woke up on time, and when he walked out of the room with a stretched waist, the little girl hiding in the golden room next door had long since disappeared. There was only a small post-it note on the table beside the charging cable, There are four correct words written: return you, thank you.

Thinking of the embarrassing deeds of being able to grab a Mariana Trench with his toes yesterday, Hou Zeqi's mood was not relaxed, but he could not restrain himself.

The early morning light was in full bloom, leaking into the room through the light and soft gauze curtains in the living room, shining on the bottom of his light brown pupils, reflecting a mottled light and shadow.

He stared at the handwriting on the note, and gave an inaudible wry smile.

Is this starting to hide from me?