[Gintama] A Girl's Love Notes

Facts once again prove that the fan is a counterfeit after all, and the heroine is not Mary Su after all.

The heroine will also hold an umbrella, squatting on the side of the road, staring blankly at the flow of people coming and going.

"Eighteen...nineteen...hey, bastard, don't walk side by side! Twenty? No... how many?" I put my umbrella on my shoulders, pouted and decided to count the people who passed in front of me from the beginning. "one two three……"

"Little sister, are you lost?" A soft female voice suddenly sounded from above her head.

As soon as I looked up, I met a pair of eyes full of tenderness, and I couldn't help laughing.

Counterfeit products are also very good, powerful, and you can use cheats.

"Beautiful, kind, gentle and lovely sister!" I hugged the woman's calf, "I lost my way on the road of life, please take me home!"

"……you sure?"

In this way, the kind-hearted Sanye beauty took me home.The house with blue bricks and green tiles is spacious and bright, and the rudimentary furnishings in the interior all show traces of time, and the tatami mats on the floor are also somewhat worn out.It is a very simple and elegant private house, and the original prosperity of the mansion can be vaguely seen.

However, her hospitality is...

Is this really edible?

I held the chopsticks and refused to do so, even though my stomach was already screaming in protest.

"Don't you like it?" Sanye looked at me with her melancholy eyes.

I don't like it at all! !

I used my chopsticks to smash a large piece of green vegetable leaves on the plate, and pulled the corners of my mouth to reveal eight white teeth, "How could it be? It's just that I haven't eaten it before, and I'm a bit reluctant to eat it."

Sanye's eyes became even more melancholy, "Haven't you ever eaten this? Sigh... I'll give you mine."

No……! ! !What the hell is that? ! !What made the leaves red?Is it blood?No, not right.It's a big bottle of chili sauce sprinkled on it! ! ! ! !Don't sprinkle any more, Mitsuba Meimei, enough is enough! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

You will die, you will definitely die if you eat that dark dish! ! !

If you give me a slow-motion close-up at this moment, I believe that all directors will rush to ask me to make a ghost film.

"How is this possible? My sister likes to eat this way. But it's really a special way to eat."

What am I talking about, you bastard!Why did you add the last sentence, huh!Isn't that saying I want to eat? ! ! !

Sure enough, Sanye's eyes lit up, and blood seemed to drip from the bright red eyes.

"Yes, why don't you give it a try." The last word is a question word, right?Why use a period?I actually have to eat it!And why are you smiling so brightly?Don't you realize that you are completely blackened now?The air is turbid, hey!

I laughed dryly, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of Mitsuha's younger brother named Sougo Okita on the other side of the dining table, who was also the chief executive, staring at me viciously and making a gesture of wiping his neck.

My expression became even more ferocious. Does he want me to eat it or not?

Mother of the Kingdom of Heaven, I seem to have been picked up by my amazing brothers and sisters, can I still live to see Kamui?

At this time, Sanye suddenly coughed violently: "You... as expected... you still don't want to eat...it's so delicious..."

Brother Okita quickly took a bottle of yellow stuff from the side, pressed it hard and squeezed it all onto the vegetable leaves.

Immediately afterwards, he grinned kindly, put his hand on the plate, and my facial muscles wrinkled uncontrollably.He glanced at me, took his hand away again, and my face quickly returned to normal.Before he could relax, he put his hand up again and pushed the plate one centimeter towards me.I am confused.He took it away again.After repeating this N times, I finally surrendered amidst Mitsuba's earth-shattering cough—facial paralysis.

"It's okay, give me your share too!" I gritted my teeth, feeling like the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone and will never return.

As a result, Okita's brother blinked his big clear eyes and tugged at the corner of Mitsuha's clothes with aggrieved expression: "I don't have enough to eat, can I not give it to her?"

Sanye immediately became motherly, and hugged him distressedly and sobbed: "It's all my sister's fault for making you suffer."

Where did the eight o'clock file come from? !I resignedly picked up the vegetable leaf and stuffed it into my mouth, trying to ignore Okita's triumphant smile hidden under Mitsuba's arms, chewing and chewing...

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After [-] seconds of shock, there was no water glass on the table, and I didn't care about other plates that had been copied from Okita, and all the contents in it were driven into my mouth.

At that moment, I was sure that I saw white feathers fluttering in the air, and the singing of angels came from the distant sky - Hallelujah!

Almighty Lord!Are you kind or cruel?Let me be so close to the edge of the region, and let me touch the corner of heaven.

An indescribable feeling slides down the bottom of my heart along the tip of my tongue, that feeling is like an electric shock, although I have never been electrocuted.

I can't calm down anymore.

"Sister Sanye, what is this?!"

"Ah?! Oh, mayonnaise." Mitsuha was taken aback by me, "It's a seasoning, right?"

"Mayonnaise... so delicious!!"

Huh... Xiao Boss, I was wrong, you are not some perverted Super S, you are the messenger of God, and you actually gave me such a delicious thing.

I rubbed my nose and tears against Okita's stiff body, and seemed to feel his slight convulsions.

"By the way, I still don't know what your name is?"

"mayonnaise……"

"Ah?" This time not only Okita but Mitsuha was a little stiff.

"Ah, it's not that my name is Fengluan. But I want to change my name to mayonnaise now." Pouring another plate of mayonnaise mixed with vegetable leaves into my mouth, I made up my mind.From now on, I am no longer Shenwei's little follower, Fengxian's daughter, let alone some goddamn Fengjie, I will be myself.

Sougo pushed me away forcefully, his tone full of suspicion, "Who would want to be called that name?"

I shrugged, "I am not human, maybe I am the mayonnaise messenger sent by God to the world!"

"You didn't know what it was a minute ago, and God can't have this shit. Even if there is, it's used to clean the toilet."

I turned over to play with Mitsuha's fingers.It was so windy that I couldn't hear clearly.

"By the way, Fengluan." Sanye pointed to the umbrella I had on hand and asked me sideways, "Why do you always carry that umbrella? I just wanted to say that the sun is not very strong today, so don't worry about it." Umbrella, your skin is too pale. You should get some sun."

"This..." I lowered my head and hesitated, not knowing how to explain.

"Do you still need to ask? Girls are too beautiful to be afraid of getting tanned." Sou Wu interjected coolly with his arms behind his head.

After hearing this, Sanye patted him lightly on the forehead, "Souwu, don't be naughty." Then she turned her head and said to me, "It's okay, if you don't want to talk about it."

"It's not a big deal." I pondered for a while, and under Sanye's encouraging gaze, I explained the reason seriously:

"How should I say it? Because our family has a genetic disease - if you don't have an umbrella by your side, if you don't let the umbrella bathe in the sun, if you don't give the umbrella the ardent care, you will have spasms all over your body, limb weakness, brain congestion, and a super Saiyan disease. It's referred to as Umbrella Syndrome. disease."

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"Really? How pitiful is Fengluan?" Sanye's eyes were red.

This time, Sougo and I were completely speechless.

dong dong——

There was a rhythmic knock on the door outside.

Sanye wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, gave us a sorry look, got up and walked to the door.

With the sound of footsteps fading away and the faint sound of conversation, Brother Okita couldn't wait to reveal his true face.

"I warn you, for whatever purpose, don't try to hurt a hair of my sister."

I stared at his clenched fists under the white Taoist uniform, and suddenly realized. "Mr. Xiao, it turns out that you are the sister-in-law."

Someone's face darkened again, "Who is Mr. Xiao?"

"Don't you like others to call you Mr. Xiao?" I held my chin in my head and felt a little troubled. Children nowadays have entered the rebellious stage ahead of schedule.

"Then I'll call it Xiaowu!" Tapping my palm lightly, I was proud of the wonderful name I thought of.

"Don't name it yourself! You mayonnaise lover!"

"Xiaowu," I stood up and walked in front of someone in a manic state somewhere.

Xiao Wu was a little vigilant and grabbed the wooden sword on the ground.

"An angry person will not grow taller!" I moved my hand from the top of his head to my eyes.

"Oh, why have you all turned into pig heads?" Mitsuha, who came back half an hour later, was very surprised.

Me: hum...

Zou Wu: Cut...

Clover:? ?