[Gintama] A Girl's Love Notes

Isao Kondo's gorilla face is rarely serious:

"I think everyone knows. A few days ago, a ship that was believed to be the space pirate Chun Yu was attacked. I was so surprised to hear that, you bastard! And the instigators were just two samurai."

Hijikata, who was on Kondo's right hand, folded his arms across his chest, and stared at the Shinsengumi members sitting down expressionlessly.

"Don't be surprised, no one is listening."

I picked my ears, and the team members around me sat lazily on the tatami mats and chatted nonsense with the people next to them, completely ignoring their superiors.

Kondo frowned: "Fourteen."

Hearing the sound, Tufang and I reached out to our feet at the same time.

Immediately after—

boom! ! ! !

Tufang took the bazooka off his shoulder and silently lit a cigarette.

I put away the umbrella in front of me, and secretly fanned away the burnt smell around me.

As for the others, they have successfully mutated into black Africans.

Hijikata nodded calmly, but the next second he stood up abruptly and pointed at the tip of my nose: "I said why are you here?! Didn't I tell you to stay at home?!"

I took out my handkerchief to cover my blushing cheeks, and said delicately, "I hate it, I know that Xiao Shishi wants to hide in a golden house. But people also want to see you every second."

A gust of wind blew by.All the people shook off a layer of goosebumps.With half of his hair burnt, Sougo gave me a silent thumbs up.

Hijikata took a deep breath and sat back with a calm expression—"Boss Kondo has something important to say. Everyone, give me a good surprise!"

asshole!Without such self-deception, do you think you are Yinsang?ah?Actually playing amnesia with me.ah?Is time something you can go back if you want?

Isao Kondo's gorilla face is rarely serious:

"I think everyone knows. A few days ago, a ship that was believed to be the space pirate Chun Yu was attacked. I was so surprised to hear that, you bastard! And the instigators were just two samurai."

"Hey?!!! Really fake..."

All the hairs on the Zhenxuan crowd stood up in surprise.

Can you not cooperate like this?Where is the backbone of a man?

I'm black...

Someone who was also dissatisfied completely forgot that he was the origin, and once again stood up uncomfortably with the rocket launcher:

"The reaction is too fake, can't you give me a little more normal?"

I stare at the gorilla...stare...stare hard...

"Fourteen, forget it, so I can't go on talking about it." Kondo Hoon secretly wiped off the cold sweat with a trembling voice, "After all, there is still your unparalleled fiancée who is so lovely, gentle and virtuous here."

I nodded, indicating that he could continue breathing through his nostrils.

Kondo's nostrils turned to the sky, "There is information that one of these two people is Katsura Kotaro from the Yiyi Party, and he is the only one who can play this kind of trick. Chunyu and his gang smuggled a large amount of banned drugs to Edo for sale. We Fully understand that even if it is not the barbarians, those bastards cannot be tolerated."

Asshole your sister.They don't sell medicine, so why invite me to eat mayonnaise mixed with chili oil?

"But the problem is not that simple. There are rumors that members of the smuggling doping shogunate also got involved..."

And then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Allow me to fast forward.

Because these meetings are really useless and boring... except for dragging the word count for the author.

Born in Yoshiwara, I know very well that the shogunate has been corrupted for a long time.And even if they are corrupt, they can only continue to degenerate.Because the mere Shinsengumi, at first, was just a group of tramps who were picked up.

The lackeys of the army...

Why?Did I time travel to steel refining?In fact, I also like Little Ed very much, and the setting of hating milk is also very cute!

The lengthy meeting also became short while I was drooling and starting to YY endlessly.

Sure enough, the tsundere little Zhengtai is the cutest point, and it is better to wipe out all the venomous tongues.

"Hey, woman, hurry home."

"Huh? Why you, Mayonnaise Superman? Where's my lovely brother Edward?"

"What are you talking about..." Tu Fang frowned and took out a cigarette to light again, "I'm going to work, don't get in the way here."

"But isn't today Sunday?" I continued to cover my face with my handkerchief, "I thought Dandan, you're not the kind of man who would lie to his wife that she's at work but actually hangs out with women outside... Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooload Bitter... woo woo..."

"What kind of insane name is this!!! Do you have a big [beep——] in your head?!"

Geez, it's amazing.He roared like this, and the cigarette still hasn't come out of his mouth.Anime characters are just fine.Unlike me, the original characters fabricated for YY do not even have personal drawings.

"But isn't Xiao Wu just resting?" I stretched out my soft fingers and pointed to Zong Wu who was leaning against the corner of the wall and sleeping super-sleepingly wearing a big-eyed blindfold.

"That bastard!" Tufang stomped over and walked over, "Even sleeping is like playing tricks."

"Hey, get up! You're still slacking off on guard, don't you want to mess around?" Tu Fang's voice suddenly rose, and he quickly drew out the long knife that was close to him.

"What are you doing? Mom?" Sougo put on the blindfold, his voice still full of sleepiness. "Today is Sunday."

I nodded like a chicken pecking rice beside me.

"Today is Tuesday!!!" Hijikata Hidachi grabbed Sougo, "Which planet are you two from? Hmm? Do you call Tuesday Sunday?"

"We don't count by week." I interjected.

"Bastard, don't underestimate this job!!" Tu Fang was still furious.

"Our working days are set by ourselves. Don't ignore me, okay?" I continued to interject.

"How can I underestimate this job?" Sougo answered Hijikata very seriously, and the eyes of the two collided in the air, causing intense sparks.

"I'm the heroine, okay? This article is BG, not BL, or EG~~" I continued to interrupt, interrupt.

"I underestimate you, Hijikata!"

"Okay! A showdown! Draw the sword for me!!"

"I told you not to ignore me..." Twisting my wrists, I generously gave each of them a little angel on their head.

"What are you arguing about? Are you playing a kindergarten game? Do you want to play a pillow game?" Kondo came over at some point and preached loudly.

But then, he was interrupted by a punch.

Don't look at me, I'm a lady, really.

It was an upright frog that hit him.

"The loudest thing is how are you! I'm already annoying enough!!"

"Ah, I'm sorry." Kondo took the initiative to apologize while touching his head, and the other two dared not speak out.

Unwillingly, the frog wanted to curse again, but his expression froze for a moment when he saw me, and finally he walked away cursing. "Really, a bunch of useless monkeys. Kero."

Kondo hurriedly followed, "Your life is threatened, please don't walk around."

I got up, and I was not prepared to do nothing, but I keenly felt the cold light flashing on the tall buildings in the distance.

That is the sunlight reflected on the sharp bow and arrow.

Kondo's pupils suddenly dilated, "Be careful——"

He swooped like a frog...

"what!!!"

"Ah!!!!!!!"

Why am I always the one who's hurt?

Why is there a banana peel here?

Why can the Kondo gorilla slide even like this?

Why did he slip and fall and knock me down so accurately?

Why can I fly to the frog so accurately?

Why did it end up being me being an arrow?Why? ! ! !

I swear... I will eat boiled frog stewed orangutan to make up for my lost youth! ! ! ! !