[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

night.Military camp tent.

I was packing my luggage and looking for clothes.The previous clothes were already in tatters, and I rummaged through the luggage for clothes, and finally threw all the clothes on the ground in despair, and sat on the ground hugging my knees.

"What's wrong?" Gui crawled to me and sat down, took out the clothes in my luggage and looked at them one by one, couldn't help but admire: "Wow, Bacai, you have so many clothes in your luggage!"

I nodded slowly, looked back at Gui with a smile, and said, "Although there are many pieces and styles, except for this one on me and the one that has rotted." My face drooped instantly, He said word by word in a gloomy tone: "All! All! All! Yes! Pink! Red! Colored!"

However, Gui gave me a really gentle and clear smile, and said with a natural look: "Yes, the pink one is very suitable for you, Bacai." Pure smile, but "very suitable" three words It pierced deeply into the fragile little heart of my female man.

Suitable?Pink?delicate?Oh no!enough!

This is the biggest joke in the entire universe, and the screen of my soul host has been swiped with "pink" sparkles.

I know I'm sweet and cute (fog!), but if it's all pink, that means I'll have to wear those pink clothes when I go to war.Does it make a woman in a pink kimono fight someone else?Stop making trouble, let others laugh at me to death?

Looking around, I found that Takasugi was also arranging his clothes at this time, so I pretended to wander and floated to his side, and said hilariously: "Gao Shan, let me see you wearing a pair, okay?"

Takasugi gave me a squinting look, then silently opened the luggage and moved it to me.I poked my head around and murmured softly to myself: "Oh, um~ not bad! As expected of Takasugi, the clothes are all covered with a layer of gold trim! Woohoo, better than curly hair and wigs It’s much better than the other one!”

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"Hey, hey, why did you show me all of a sudden, Cabbage! What's wrong with the curly hair, are you despising Ah Yin's curly hair? It's not me who will grow curly hair next, Ah Yin, my curly hair is the most handsome!"

The loud protests of the two people seemed to miss the point of what I said just now, and only Takasugi reacted, poked his head and stared at Yinshi and Gui, and then asked me: "What's wrong? Why did you suddenly say this?"

"Lend me your clothes to wear?" I looked at Takasugi pitifully, and Takasugi looked at me, obviously not knowing what I was going to do, but I still buried my head in rummaging for a while, and took out a dark purple one for me. Confused, he asked: "It's okay to wear it, why do you suddenly think of this? Didn't mother prepare some for you?"

"Ah, this one..." I picked it up and compared it, and explained to Takasugi: "Those clothes are really beautiful, and there are many styles. But most of them are pink, and they will be laughed at when they wear them on the battlefield. Yes... um, not bad. Ah, so I just want to pick up a pair, and you are the shortest among the four of us besides me, so I can only ask you to borrow clothes."

I finished speaking without any concealment, and suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right. I tried to recall what I just said, and I was shocked like petrified in an instant.

Me, me, me, me... what did I just say? !

In the second second, a burst of "ah ha ha ha ha ha" laughter erupted in the tent, and the loudest laugh was Yin Shi, that guy was not afraid of trouble and wished to laugh the beam down.In contrast to that kind of laughter, I hugged Takasugi's clothes and curled up weakly to the side, watching Takasugi lower his head, his bangs covered his eyes leaving a black shadow, the more I couldn't see his expression The more I fear his reaction.

Will it suddenly explode and draw a knife and cut me.I watched Takasugi stand up, thinking that it was broken, I was going to die.I flinched again, and whispered quietly: "It's okay, Takasugi! You will grow taller! It's only 1.6 meters five, and you can grow another five centimeters! Really, you have to believe me... Ah, I was wrong Don't come here... Woohoo, I was really wrong. You can grow to more than 1.8 meters, it's okay! You are only fifteen or sixteen years old now, you are much better than the captain [beep——], that guy must The year is 1.6 meters. Ahhh, Takasugi, Takasugi! Classmates love, classmates love! Attention, we must have classmates love!"

But it was still very tragic, I still had a bump on my head, but fortunately, I wasn't the only one with the bump—Gui and Yinshi didn't fall, and there were two lumps overlapping on Yinshi's head Together.

I laughed so happily.

Holding on to Gao Shan's clothes in a daze, Gao Shan gave me a blank look: "Are you still wearing them? Those who are holding on to the clothes and don't know will think that I am drying them manually."

Takasugi actually complained, it's amazing!

"Of course." But I held the clothes and compared them for a while, but I still didn't move. I stared at the chest of the clothes in a daze.I want to say what is going on with this ecstasy V-neck, how dare I wear such a bold dress!Although there is a coat, it is basically useless! ! !

Just looking at Takasugi's eyes, I dare not speak.I'm afraid that guy will beat me again...

However, Takasugi seemed to see something, pulled back his clothes, stood up, turned around and left.

"Hey! Takasugi, why are you going...?"

"Borrow a needle and thread." Gao Shan lifted the curtain of the tent, turned around and walked out.

Yinshi, Gui, and I looked at each other, and after watching Takasugi's shadow disappear out of the tent, there was a burst of crazy laughter.

After a while, Takasugi came back, his face was red, he walked in, sat down and began to sew.

Yes, that's right, you didn't read it wrong!It's sewing!

I never thought that Takasugi's hands could be so skillful... God!Takasugi's current appearance is simply human|Wife, you have wood, those serious little eyes, a pair of tender white hands with distinct knuckles, and the appearance of threading needles and threads is the first time I have seen it in several years!I believe that many girls who have been chasing "Gintama" for many years have never seen Shinsuke Takasugi who is such a wife.

Pulling up the trousers, rolling up the sleeves, and sewing the collar, all in one go, the technique is superb.

Squatting on the side and watching Takasugi like this, his chin almost touched the ground.

I was thinking, why is there such a big gap between Shinsuke Takasugi when he was a child and Shinsuke Takasugi when he grew up?One is a tsundere young lady, and the other is a whore's secondary disease.Is it true that the teacher of the teacher control died, so he embarked on the path of the second disease, gone forever?

It probably didn't take long, Gao Sugi threw the clothes to me expressionlessly, and said, "Okay."

I held the clothes Gao Shan had sewed for me, chanted a poem with trembling hands and tears in my eyes: "The thread in Gao Sugi's hand, and the eight-colored top. In battle, the seams are densely packed, and I am afraid that I will never return. Whoever says nothing will be rewarded with the body." ! Takasugi, I, Qinghe Bacai, will be yours from now on! Huh..."

The black lines on Takasugi's face accounted for 80.00%, while Gintoki stared at me with a look of "you unfeminine bastard". Then he left the tent with Yinshi and Takasugi.Welcome them in after I have changed my clothes.

"I didn't expect Jin Zhu to be so skillful with your hands," Gui said.

"Cabbage, take it off, you'd better wear tender pink." Curly said.

"——|||" Takasugi, uh!Takasugi didn't say anything.

I rushed to hug Takasugi, and said with tears in my eyes: "Takasugi, you are the most handsome! Your height is not a problem, Takasugi, you are definitely not a whore, you are actually a wife. So what about short cedars, ingenuity is the key Beauty. I, Qinghe Bacai, will marry you in this life."

Takasugi pushed me away, then turned around, took off his coat and shrank into his quilt to sleep.

Yinshi scratched his head and glanced at Takasugi: "Cut, what's that kid pulling, you didn't realize that Yin is good to me. Yin, I am a good man, do you understand you guys! Cabbage, you are still young, you You'll know when you grow up."

When I pinched my waist and silver with both hands, I started to yell at each other: "You are the cabbage, your whole family is cabbage, your entire building, unit, and community are all cabbage! I will marry a wig and I will not marry you, you scruffy curly-haired rascal Wretched and stupid uncle, he will be a poor MADAO in the future. He loves sweets and is not afraid of high blood sugar, bastard, I curse you for gambling and playing marbles, but not for profit!"

Yinshi was not to be outdone: "Your curse is too harsh, rotten cabbage! You are so tough at a young age, be careful that you won't get married in the future!"

"It doesn't matter, there is a short cedar, uh, no. There is a high cedar! Who am I afraid of!"

"@!￥#%￥&...*"

The "background music" in the middle comes from "It's not a wig, it's Gui" provided by Kotaro Katsura and "Cabbage curly hair, you two, please be quiet" provided by Shinsuke Takasugi.

Then we were quiet.

***

Outside the tent in the military camp at night, the bonfire is bright.The soldiers on guard walked back and forth.The sound of snoring can be vaguely heard, especially when walking outside certain tents.

At night, because of the quarrel with Yinshi, it was so cheerful that he was so energetic that he couldn't fall asleep.Wearing a coat that Takasugi sewed for me, I sat on a tree stump and looked up at the sky.A gust of wind blows with a little chill.

Every time I see the moon, I feel very happy, as if I can see Teacher Songyang.I don't know if Teacher Songyang is doing well now, the food over there is definitely not good, and those heavenly beings are not cruel to Teacher Songyang.

The captain said that a second group of people would come to the barracks soon to replenish them. These were teams spontaneously organized by nearby villages, and they wanted to drive away the heavenly beings together in exchange for a comfortable life.

At first, I didn't know that war was like this. To be able to live until now, apart from adoring my domineering ability infinitely, I also squeezed a little cold sweat.Fortunately, I have time to follow Yinshi and their dazzling protagonists, otherwise I don't know how they died.Also, thanks to the appearance of that guy Qianye, otherwise, if I had just come to fill the army, I would have died a long time ago.

I heard footsteps behind me, and I thought it was the patrolling soldiers who didn't pay attention.

And the steps behind him were gradually heard, and the shadow of the fluffy little head could be seen clearly under the moonlight.

I was stunned for a moment and quickly turned my head. Yinshi stood behind me and looked at me with a puzzled face. He raised his hand and scratched his hair as if he was a little disappointed and said, "Why do you turn your head? I wanted to scare you." What about you." He walked to me and squatted on the ground looking up at the moon: "Why are you here? Aren't you sleeping?"

"Oh, I can't sleep." I said casually, pouted my mouth and looked at the bonfire crackling and burning, just like the burning of a private school in Matsushita, my eyelids were a little heavy, it seems that I can go to sleep after a while.

"Are you worried about the war, or are you afraid of being angry about Mr. Songyang?" Obviously Gintama misinterpreted my meaning, but I didn't intend to explain it, but when I was about to speak, I found Gintoki stood up suddenly.I looked up at Gintoki who was condescending and was about to ask "Are you going back to sleep?" when Gintoki suddenly bent down and put his arms around my shoulders and pulled me into his arms.

He was still muttering: "Well, that... Ah Yin, I can't comfort girls. In fact, you... well, it's normal to be afraid. Before Ah Yin and I found a girlfriend, I can still borrow my shoulders. You can rely on it~ No money required!" The ending sound with a proud tone.

"Oh, thank you..."

I laughed unconsciously.